TACO Don hallucinating phone calls

a year ago by ByteOnBikes to c/antitrumpalliance

homesweethomeMrL 91 points a year ago

Hallucinating the best, most perfect phone calls.

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einlander 52 points a year ago

Are we sure Trump isn't an LLM?

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CrossTheRiver 21 points a year ago

Jesus Lord above don't give them ideas. A trump LLM would fit perfectly with his bullshit scam phones.

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andros_rex 8 points a year ago

That’s probably the idea with the big beautiful bill and AI shit - make an AI version of King Trump to allow his glorious rule to continue after he dies.

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bytesonbike 4 points a year ago

He has used AI generated reports a few times already.

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Regrettable_incident 1 point a year ago

There's a money making opportunity for someone unscrupulous right there.

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homesweethomeMrL 13 points a year ago

His misfiring neurons are kind of like that, yeah.

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Fetus 5 points a year ago

Bigly Language Model, maybe?

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Nougat 2 points a year ago

He certainly is large.

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k0e3 1 point a year ago

It doesn't need to be AI. I could probably programme a random sentence generator that sounds exactly like him in an hour.

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SkaveRat 1 point a year ago

even the worst trained llm is more coherent

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stebo02 12 points a year ago

they are incredible phone calls, we have the best phone calls in the world. nobody phone calls like we do

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seemefeelme 6 points a year ago
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TexasDrunk 4 points a year ago

Maybe they're just putting someone on with a fake accent to keep him busy and he really believes it.

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hr_ 65 points a year ago path: 0 17772474, hotness: undefined, score: 65, children: 0
FinishingDutch 42 points a year ago

The phone in question:

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Rooty 34 points a year ago

Trump is what happens when you start believing your own propaganda, and think you can order leaders of sovereign countries around because you're "the leader of the free world".

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P1k1e -1 points a year ago

Correction, we "were" the leader of the free world

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kerntucky 1 point a year ago
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P1k1e 1 point a year ago

I dunno, we could vote for it I guess....

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SpaceNoodle 27 points a year ago

How do you misspell "Newsom" on literally the next line?

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miss_demeanour 36 points a year ago

Have you ever tried to spell Gnusum correctly, spaysnudel?

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Fetus 27 points a year ago

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as sum, is in fact, GNU/sum, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus sum.

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Sidhean 4 points a year ago

holy hell!

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frostysauce 2 points a year ago

This is peak Lemmy.

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Kolanaki 3 points a year ago

It was just something new.

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KindnessIsPunk 20 points a year ago

Well, he never did let a little thing like the truth stop him and it's not like his voter base hears news from anyone but him.

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roofTophopper 17 points a year ago

And yet, everytime he claims something, some stupid shit head believes it.

I jokingly said, "Man, I'm loving this $1.98 gas" at work, and some fuck face agreed with a, "Ain't it nice".

Gas is at least $2.74 in a sixty mile radius around my town.

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Jyek 13 points a year ago

That's some of the cheapest gasoline in the world... I would be careful complaining about it.

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FuckFascism 3 points a year ago
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P1k1e 1 point a year ago

$5.10

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FuckFascism 1 point a year ago
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roofTophopper 3 points a year ago

You know, honestly, he could score a win if he used real had prices. 2.70 here ain't bad and some places have 2.49.

If he legit said, hey, gas prices are floating around $2.50, he could score points. But no, dummy had to exaggerate it to a redonk price.

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cynar 2 points a year ago

Just did the conversation. UK is roughly $7.50 per gallon (£1.42/liter). I've seen it up near $10 in some places.

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starman2112 6 points a year ago

I would gladly pay $15 a gallon if we got walkable cities and functional public transportation in exchange for it

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cynar 3 points a year ago

Oh, they are working on fixing that. Our public transport was "privatised" a few decades back. It's a shadow of what it used to be. A few places have improved, but it's often local efforts.

Walkability is a godsend however. Interestingly, Milton Keynes proves you can have the best of both worlds. It has a robust road network. However, the red routes mean you can get most places with minimal road crossings. Either on food, bike, or e-scooter.

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BurntWits 1 point a year ago

2.74 USD / gal. is equivalent to 0.99 CAD / L

Anything below 1.50 CAD / L is considered cheap where I live. I’m jealous of your gas prices

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NotMyOldRedditName 1 point a year ago

I remember the first time i saw gas hit $1.00 CAD/L decades ago and never seen it below since.

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TheBloodFarts 1 point a year ago

Dropped to 65ish cents during the first few months of covid when the highways were empty, that was wild. Soared back up not too long afterwards

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NotMyOldRedditName 1 point a year ago

Either that didn't happen in BC where I'm at, or I didn't pass a gas station to notice while isolating, but that is wild.

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Ensign_Crab 14 points a year ago

I'm starting to think someone is just prank calling him.

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Lembot_0003 11 points a year ago
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stebo02 1 point a year ago

that'd be cannibalism

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Lembot_0003 1 point a year ago
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LovableSidekick 11 points a year ago

"I never drink or do drugs."

Alcohol and Drugs: "Uhhh... no comment."

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lemsip 7 points a year ago

Is TACO an abbreviation or the food?
Taco's did nothing to deserve being associated with that prick.

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squaresinger 19 points a year ago

"Trump always chickens out".

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lemsip 16 points a year ago

Seems a bit soft, surely we can come up with something better?
Maybe CUNT : Consistently Undermines National Trust?

Or what about TAINT : Trump's An Inbred Nazi Tribalist

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squaresinger 8 points a year ago

I get what you are saying, but also it's much more difficult to park a Cunt or Taint van in front of the white house than a Taco one.

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bytesonbike 8 points a year ago

It's the news-safe words that get published. FUCKFACE Trump doesn't get headlines.

But Weird Republicans and Taco Don do, and they get under his skin.

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GaMEChld 7 points a year ago

TACO was specifically something that came about because of him repeatedly caving in on tariffs. I think someone in the media eventually said Trump Always Chickens Out and they ran with it.

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renrenPDX 3 points a year ago

I believe it was the financial sector that came up with it. They can predict how the market reacts since they know he will cave later.

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JcbAzPx 1 point a year ago

Taco is also fantasy sports slang for a random idiot that never seems to get punished for their awful decisions. From a character on The League.

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conditional_soup 4 points a year ago

Wait, what?! I thought the ceasefire between Pakistan and India had actually been negotiated by the Trump administration!

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brucethemoose 9 points a year ago

Welcome to the future. I actually thought he was tangentially involved too.

No sane person can keep up with verifying news anymore. Most people's feeds are pretty bad, and that's the point! He literally burned out fact-checkers and journalists (and numbed minds to them) last term.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/...

As he did on Wall Street before he got into politics:

https://www.fool.com/...

Might be better if social media changes, but... we basically elected Big Tech:

https://apnews.com/...

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bytesonbike 1 point a year ago

No sane person can keep up with verifying news anymore.

I would also point out that there's been multiple organizations that verify and fact check.

And just like we've seen in Trump Presidency part 1, MAGA and conservatives don't gaf.

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brucethemoose 1 point a year ago

They get no engagement though. Social media's dumped fact checking, which means most won't see it.

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teamevil 5 points a year ago
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Valmond 2 points a year ago

The world is led by fox news 😵‍💫

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Octavio 3 points a year ago
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Bebopalouie 3 points a year ago

I think the only real deal he’s ever made is with Baalzebub.

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WhatYouNeed 2 points a year ago

I could easily see him doing a deal similar to the one in "The fall of the house of Usher"

You don't pay the price. Your children do.

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Kimmy 2 points a year ago

He just wants everyone to think he's actually working.

Trump believes that he's still on a TV show

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frenchfryenjoyer 2 points a year ago

Is he confusing his daydreams/dreams for reality? that ain't a good sign

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Sam_Bass 1 point a year ago

He is a straight up LOON

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bizzle 3 points a year ago

Loser obviously on narcotics?

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Sam_Bass 1 point a year ago

Definitely on something

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