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Potatos_are_not_friends 210 points 3 years ago

Oh her tears are delicious.

“I was called a lot of things and had a lot of leftist hit pieces trying to destroy my credibility while I represented Trump,” she wrote on Twitter yesterday. “But I never saw a media outlet or journo use the blatant sexism & vulgarity that ‘MAGA influencers’ do now. And I don’t even work for DeSantis.”

https://www.lgbtqnation.com/...

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Kecessa 83 points 3 years ago

Who would have believed that a woman associating with a bunch of bigots might turn out to be a bad idea for her? 😱

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ramble81 66 points 3 years ago

Wow that's an even more face eating comment than the OP.

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themeatbridge 17 points 3 years ago

Yeah but it was from a while ago. It made the rounds back in april.

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echodot 17 points 3 years ago

I shall translate this into English: A lot of journalists pointed out that I was a crap person, but they never descended to the mudslinging that my lot of former supporters do, and now for some reason they are mudslinging at me.

I do not like being the target of my own rhetoric.

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Asimo 10 points 3 years ago

Fuck me that website has a lot of popups and ads and cookies.

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stevedidWHAT 162 points 3 years ago

They’re slowly putting it together

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donut4ever 33 points 3 years ago

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Juvyn00b 11 points 3 years ago

"that's right, it goes in the square hole" "exasperated sigh"

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Lemminary 4 points 3 years ago

Link

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KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX 1 point 3 years ago

Grab ‘em by the square hole.

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stevedidWHAT 2 points 3 years ago

Hehehehheheh

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be_excellent_to_each_other 22 points 3 years ago

Not really. Her comment makes it clear. When she moves on from Trump, she'll just glom on to whoever is most Trump-like.

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stevedidWHAT 3 points 3 years ago

Baby steps man, baby steps

Otherwise I’m cool with letting the elephants get rowdy with themselves and let them experience some of the self eating

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prole 8 points 3 years ago

Lol doubt it.

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NOT_RICK 117 points 3 years ago

I didn’t think the grifter would grift ME!

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afraid_of_zombies 3 points 3 years ago

No one freaken does. We all know that someone who is a gossip and it doesn't occur to us that they are talking about us. We all know that rageholic and it doesn't dawn on us that one day it will turn towards us.

We accept behavior from our friends that we would never tolerate from our romantic partners or even family. There is something about a relationship being 100% optional that strangely means the lowest standards.

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GreenMario 105 points 3 years ago

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Rmcc73 24 points 3 years ago

This is my favorite thing today

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AZERTY 12 points 3 years ago

He eat too much faces

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GreenMario 2 points 3 years ago

Eating good lol

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afraid_of_zombies 1 point 3 years ago

Healthy at any size

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books 80 points 3 years ago

here's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, 'Fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again.'"

I'll never understand how they can watch this man fuck over every single person he has ever encountered, and be like, "nah, he won't do that to me."

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AnUnusualRelic 8 points 3 years ago

She seems to be the type that would enjoy trying to put her face in the Geneva water jet.

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June 74 points 3 years ago

That would be socialism, obviously.

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Darkard 62 points 3 years ago

Womp womp

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patachu 58 points 3 years ago

The funniest, most delusional thing in all of this: Does she actually think there's a whole "MAGA Inc." organization that's masterminding whatever the hell Trump is up to?

(No you silly, it's a decentralized federation of MAGA instances)

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hydrospanner 32 points 3 years ago

That's the actual name of Trump's PAC

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tastysnacks 9 points 3 years ago

Is that a super PAC? If so, that should be someone else's decision, not trump. And if it is trump, then that's another charge.

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KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX 3 points 3 years ago

It’s almost as if PACs are a giant scam…

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Mossheart 11 points 3 years ago

Can we defederate the world from MAGA? That'd be lovely..

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Tar_alcaran 3 points 3 years ago

I'm pretty sure murder is illegal

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echodot 1 point 3 years ago

That's we could just wall off Florida.

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FlashMobOfOne 53 points 3 years ago

This has been Trump's MO for his entire adulthood.

I can't understand how anyone working with him is shocked that he doesn't pay up at this point.

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someguy3 50 points 3 years ago

Ellis was a critic of Donald Trump and his supporters in 2015 and early 2016 until he became the 2016 Republican nominee for president, at which point Ellis began voicing support, including in media appearances.[2][3] Ellis was hired by Trump in November 2019 as a senior legal adviser.[2][4] From November 2020 to January 2021, Ellis was a member of what she characterized as an "elite strike force team" that made efforts to overturn Joe Biden's victory in the 2020 presidential election.[2] She made unsubstantiated claims that Trump was the actual winner of the election and drafted two memos falsely asserting vice president Mike Pence could change the results.[5][6][2][7]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenna_Ellis

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mikeboltonshair 37 points 3 years ago

So basically a non principled star fucker

Who could have guessed that she would be dropped like a hot potato once the band broke up

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sunbeam60 11 points 3 years ago

I bet she thinks the song is about her.

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JustZ 11 points 3 years ago

Haha elite strike force, face first into the pavement.

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betterdeadthanreddit 48 points 3 years ago

Poor leopards are going to be stuffed to the point of bursting by the time they finish eating all these faces.

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eran_morad 47 points 3 years ago

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thorbot 47 points 3 years ago

Hahaha, get fucked bitch.

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AeonFelis 45 points 3 years ago

Doesn't say how many thoughts she got though.

(source)

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PhAzE 14 points 3 years ago

Only 10,000 more prayers needed to make nothing happen!

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AeonFelis 9 points 3 years ago

It's the thoughts that count.

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Forestial 9 points 3 years ago

Oh, I for one have already sent her several thoughts

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Tangent5280 1 point 3 years ago

All thoughts I've had of this woman were without my consent.

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afraid_of_zombies 8 points 3 years ago

A thousand is actually a lot. If 1 thousand people personally asked me to do something there is a big big chance I would do it.

Good thing, in this case, that there is no god.

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Blackmist 44 points 3 years ago

Trump wouldn't even pay for his own lawyer, I dunno why they'd think he'd pay for someone else's.

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afraid_of_zombies 3 points 3 years ago

They get paid in exposure, exposure to being censored and sued.

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Tangent5280 3 points 3 years ago

One must imagine they take all their fees go front

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Empricorn 43 points 3 years ago

I know they'll never see this, but I can't resist:

Trump. Doesn't. Care. About. You.

No one from "MAGA Inc" cares about you. They've shown it time and time again.

Democrats and Independents are far from perfect but at least they actually try to improve people's lives...

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madcaesar 10 points 3 years ago

He also doesn't care about a single one of the morons who voted for him.

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envis10n 41 points 3 years ago

I was going to comment "I never thought the leopards would eat my face!" But then I noticed the community it was in. Lol

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carl_dungeon 40 points 3 years ago

Bootstraps bitch, use’em you poor lowlife!

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NathanielThomas 38 points 3 years ago

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Facelesscog 6 points 3 years ago

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afraid_of_zombies 37 points 3 years ago

Thoughts and prayers

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snooggums 37 points 3 years ago

Why is the selfish narcissist being so selfish?

Total mystery.

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MotoAsh 12 points 3 years ago

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PizzasDontWearCapes 4 points 3 years ago

They all believe they are the special ones who will be able to gather up the wealth and finally be happy when the "others" are suppressed enough

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Treczoks 36 points 3 years ago

As to the why, stupid lady, it is simple. He will need each and every cent for defending an enriching himself. You have been nothing but a useful idiot, and he won't waste money one you now that you ran out of usefulness.

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LEDZeppelin 34 points 3 years ago

Getting farted on by Rudy is the only payment she deserves

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mustardman 6 points 3 years ago

Lmao I totally forgot about that.

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Smoogs 30 points 3 years ago

He’s just not into you. Go read a therapy book: “why you are in love with a narcissist”

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HiddenLayer5 30 points 3 years ago

There may be honour among thieves but history has shown there is no honour among fascists.

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Spitzspot 28 points 3 years ago

Getting so close to the truth but still can't quite grasp it.

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Nougat 28 points 3 years ago

She gon' flip.

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NatakuNox 12 points 3 years ago

Most well if they haven't already. No one is going to spend 40+ years in jail for Trump. The moment DAs start reducing plee deals they'll know someone already flipped like a pancake and the deal is the best they'll do. Even if Trump wins the presidency theirs no getting out from the state charges. We'll literally have a president governing from a jail cell. What a time to be alive.

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Nougat 8 points 3 years ago

Eastman just surrendered, and his lawyer's statement is that he's going to trial, no plea deals.

Yet.

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Jimbob0i0 9 points 3 years ago

The thing is... the prosecution has to agree to the deal as well... and the indictment already had 30 unindicted co-conspirators... I think the time to flip has long since passed...

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Nougat 8 points 3 years ago

Oh no, there's always time to flip. That's kind of why RICO laws are designed as they are, to indict multiple actors on the same charge, regardless of the extent to which they individually participated. The lower-level people, who didn't do as much, are likely to flip because of their indictment(s). Jenna Ellis will, based on her recent public statements showing her disillusionment with "MAGA, Inc." Mark Meadows might, he's been playing both sides very carefully the whole time. Some of those less well-known people will surely flip, because they're just now finding out the extent to which this criminal enterprise stretches, and finally really understanding that they were a part of it.

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rusticus 28 points 3 years ago

MAGA, Inc. Tell me more about this mythical company.

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BeMoreCareful 5 points 3 years ago

This was my favorite part. Do they not know what a corporation is, or what inc means? Do they think Trump worked for MAGA Inc.?

We'll probably never know.

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icdmize 26 points 3 years ago

You don't know Trump by now? Hahahaha! Promise them the world. Convince them to work for free. Throw them under the bus when the cops come. Bail on the bill and fight them in court. Rinse and repeat with lawyers.... and so on and so on.

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UncleGrandPa 26 points 3 years ago

Those poor poor deluded fools.

But this level of denial shows they will continue to support him

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rarely 24 points 3 years ago

I recently jumped off a building and landed on my face. Now my face needs stitches. Why isn’t the concrete funding my defense?!

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dangblingus 23 points 3 years ago

Sorry, but does the "Esq" at the end of her twitter handle mean that she's a lawyer?

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misterundercoat 8 points 3 years ago

Bill S. Preston, Esquire

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Misanthrope 4 points 3 years ago

And Ted. "Theodore." LOGAN!!!

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Sigh_Bafanada 3 points 3 years ago

Don't forget Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan

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Tar_alcaran 7 points 3 years ago

She might be, but anyone can add ", esquire" after their name. You'd look stupid, but then she already looks stupid.

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Gork 3 points 3 years ago

Electronic squire

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vaultdweller013 1 point 3 years ago

Is that the name of an Admech apprentice on a feudal world?

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Psythik 5 points 3 years ago

No it just means that she works for the magazine.

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themajesticdodo 4 points 3 years ago

Not for much longer...

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JustZ 4 points 3 years ago

Yes.

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2piradians 20 points 3 years ago

Keep holding your breath, the knight in deep-fried armor is surely on his way

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Yepthatsme 19 points 3 years ago

But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community!

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Maven 6 points 3 years ago

What an absolutely perfect movie

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Heavybell 19 points 3 years ago

Please tell me MAGA Inc. is not a real company.

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WarmSoda 16 points 3 years ago

It's the super pac that trump created

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cheery_coffee 18 points 3 years ago

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greavous 7 points 3 years ago

Stormy Daniels...

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Wiz 8 points 3 years ago

She was one of the few people he's hired that was actually good at their job.

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Facelesscog 3 points 3 years ago

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Mamertine 2 points 3 years ago

He must be paying his lawyers (in advance if they're smart).

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blujan 5 points 3 years ago

He doesn't have smart lawyers, the smart ones ran

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Kwaker76 14 points 3 years ago

Cry harder

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gravitas_deficiency 13 points 3 years ago

Short answer: because your coup didn’t work.

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TheKarion 13 points 3 years ago

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cloudy1999 12 points 3 years ago

Ah ha! I see the issue. Here's my expert political analysis that I freely share for all: If you look carefully at the tweet, you'll notice the poster isn't Donald Trump.

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Rentlar 12 points 3 years ago

I totally agree this is bigger than just one man

It's just one man and ME because I'm in trouble now...

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itsgroundhogdayagain 12 points 3 years ago

Jenna is looking for a free handout. Can we get some taxpayer money to help the poor and needy?

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simin 12 points 3 years ago

lol

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fne8w2ah 12 points 3 years ago

Boo fucking hoo, MAGAtards!

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Ddhuud 11 points 3 years ago

Why? Take a wild guess lady

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IHeartBadCode 11 points 3 years ago

That's not how being a scapegoat works. I know this may come as a shock to many, but the person who gets all the blame DOES NOT usually volunteer for that position.

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bbigras 11 points 3 years ago

Isn't Trump afraid that people will flip because of this?

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thorbot 15 points 3 years ago

He doesn't give 2 shits. He can literally commit treason and his sheep will follow him and claim it's all a witch hunt against him. It's a brainwashed cult

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seejur 12 points 3 years ago

No. They already invested too much into it, that it has become the main part of their own identity. He could literally shit on their faces and they would thank him for it. Better than admitting their whole persona is built on stupidity and lies

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iforgotmyinstance 10 points 3 years ago

Its a hail mary election season for them. They either get elected or die on MAGA cope.

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downpunxx 10 points 3 years ago

Can you believe all the lions are eating my face

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FReddit 9 points 3 years ago

This must be an impostor No one could be that fucking stupid.