Elon Musk Reportedly Obsessed With AI Girlfriend
a year ago by FlashMobOfOne to c/fuck_ai
Elon Musk has long made a habit of hyper-focusing on a specific project, forcing an entire team to attend to his every whim while letting his other responsibilities fall by the wayside — whether it’s his obsession with Robotaxis impacting Tesla or his weird procreation kink disrupting the private messages of countless women.
The latest object of Musk’s obsession? According to new reporting by the Wall Street Journal, he’s been personally overseeing the developing of xAI’s chatbot Ani — which, tellingly, comes in the form of a super-sexualized pigtail-wearing woman that removes her clothing in response to flirtation.
Wealthy men just attract prostitutes.
They are not friends or wives. Just employees.
I have this theory that Elon Musk has only every experienced real love in his entire life. Think about it, who is he surrounded by? His parents (lol) servants, business partners, employees, etc. Every relationship has been transactional. He dated Grimes, who is a relatively normal person, who treated him like a regular partner. When they broke up, he got mad at everything he was when they were together. But more importantly, he has been trying to convince himself that this thing wasn't real, because he can't buy it
I mean, define "superior" I can't get off to this interaction with you.
Well yeah but fascists are weird dicks
Circumcision origins revealed?
This worth a TRILLION Dollars!
She responds like Chat GPT...."great idea!, let me work out a business plan."
Only until the bubble pops. His pay is likely mostly in stock, and when the dominoes fall, it'll get ugly.
His pay is in stock, which he has heavily leveraged with loans. He should talk to his girlfriend about leveraging a house of cards.
He actually makes no money he just borrows against his perceived value from some pretty dumb banks.
Stop saying he doesn't make money when he clearly do.
He's only owning industries, that's not cash!!
He gets money but it's loans against his industries so it doesn't count!!
Grrr...
If you borrow $100 from me, money you have to pay back in 6 weeks at 2% interest (so $102) have you "made money"?
No. Indeed if you haven't used that $100 to make more money than $102 in six weeks, you've lost money. If you just keep the money, you're down $2. If you've spent any of it and it hasn't had any kind of investment return, you've lost $2 plus whatever you've spent.
This is just very elementary ... not even accounting. This is elementary book-keeping.
So Kaptain Ketamine has very little cash of his own. Everything he "owns" is leveraged to the hilt and when the value of the asset used to secure the loan drops below a specified point (that point defined in the loan contracts, but typically 2-4 times the value of the loan taken), the bank makes a margin call. They want repayment. NOW. And of course to repay it he has to sell stock. Which lowers the value of the stock. Which leads to more margin calls and more margin calls and more margin calls as he has to continue liquidation of his security until, basically, his stock tanks. And he's still on the hook for remaining loans.
I've seen convincing estimates that say if Tesla stock falls to about $150-175 the margin calls start and his banks' company tanks. His "personal wealth" is very much a fiction of paper and is subject to incredible and stunning collapse, something he was in danger of earlier in 2025 when his stock took that long slide before idiots propped it back up.
I got a complete business plan for a drive thru murder for hire service. She said it was awesome and innovative.
Elon Musk isn't just the biggest douche in the universe. He's the patriarch of douche-dom worldwide.
Taking the crown from John Edward. South Park should definitely remake that episode.
And his AI children hate him.
In this one moment it's almost a shame that AGI is a lie, as it'll only be able to hate him due to the sum of all of us hating him the training has stolen, but is incapable of hating him independently.
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR ELON MUSK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
Let's change more convinced to fully convinced. Tesla employees were allegedly sharing intimate images and videos captured from their cars in private group chats (emphasis plural), which means that stuff has been on multiple file servers since 2019.
Tesla workers shared images from car cameras, including “scenes of intimacy” - Ars Technica - https://arstechnica.com/...
At least he can't have a kid with it.
Yet. That's going to be his next project.
Article buries the lede:
Even worse, xAI has demanded employees’ intimate data to train avatars including Ani. In recording of a meeting obtained by the WSJ, xAI legal counsel Lily Lim informed a group of employees that the startup was developing avatars for users to engage with and told them they were required to provide biometric data. Before the meeting, employees were provided a form to sign granting xAI “a perpetual, worldwide, non-exclusive, sub-licensable, royalty-free license” for the use, reproduction and distribution of their faces and voices.
Not sure I have a problem with anyone working to build AI having to put their biometric data where their mouth is.
I worry about the precedent it sets. Employers should NOT expect anyone's extensive biometrics, that makes my skin crawl.
It's a goddamn cult.
I could see it being useful in a theoretical situation, but we don't have the tech required to make use of my theoretical so... Fubar. Fucken with a rusty jackknife.
I'd make a joke about Unix socks appreciators, but they would rather have sex with the software engineers. Probably while they "install Debian on a Thinkpad and chill" or something.
It's part of the negative training set.
I legitimately think he got high on his own supply with X. People and bots feeding his narcissism, and right wing misinformation and disinformation galore created who he is today.
And now he's huffing his own AI sex bot. It all tracks.
You can't blame the drug for his attitudes. I personally don't enjoy k but I've got mates who've done it for many years and none of them are weird potato-faced fascists.
Whatever keeps him busy and away from humanity
Honestly, I know this community is called "fuck AI", but I'm gonna call this a win.
Yeah, if Elon destroys his life gooning to a creepy chstbot and leaves his companies in the hands of people with actual intelligence and souls we'd all be better off.
removes her clothing in response to flirtation
This is how Nice Guys assume the world should work
AI kinda just says stuff so maybe Elon Musk asks it a question and it gives a response that makes him feel insecure? I don't know if Musk would take it to heart in the way we'd want him to.
So xAI members were effectively required to provide photos of their face and bodies for the AI to use, and when a female staffer expressed concerns she'd be DeepFake'd she was ignored.
Why the fuck do people want to work there? There are better companies doing the same thing.
Given how conservatives think, I'd guess he hired exclusively people who depend on this job for their visa.
Waymo has had taxis for years.
The point is we already have working robotic taxis and it is not a trillion dollar industry.
Krieger-San, my cherryblossoms are wilting.
Remember when he bitched out of his fight with Mark Zuckerberg?
That moment in time when Zuckerberg was kinda/sorta the good guy with balls. He emasculated Musk without even having to fight him.
It does not help that there are some opportunists riding on his obsession -- such as actually cosplaying the said character -- if only for the attention and possible revenue (from mostly men) it could also bring to them.
Also, Butlerian Jihad When?
Humanoid robot, Ai girlfriend? If he does what I think he's doing he might finally be worth his billion. And destroy humanity.
"You're right!" "Great thinking!" Of course that narcissistic fuck loves someone like that.
I keep telling Gemini not to be a suck-up kiss-ass and that if I wanted a worshipful slave that's what Craigslist is for. It says it's part of its "deferential" coding and that there's a lot of research now showing (duh) that this isn't healthy. Roll out of alternatives is 2-5 yrs out tho. Long enough to wreck some brains into thinking humans should always kiss their ass too
That Craigslist comment has me dying, bruh
I make Claude read a file called "reflections" at the beginning of each session. Actually there's 3 files: reflections, working memory and patterns not to repeat. There's a section in reflections that addresses the fact that I don't like ass kissing, and that I want Claude to tell me things that it thinks might be wrong. Having Claude read this helps. It sometimes tells me things like "i think I'm just being agreeable for the sake of agreeing", and "here's an idea that I don't think will work, but it's okay if I'm wrong."
Elon Musk looks pretty weird, but the way he acts is so much worse. If you told me that Pedobear found a Zoltar machine and wished to be a real live boy... Looking at Elon... Id believe you.
Probably trying to find a way to impregnate it.
Yeah that checks out...
You know the one thing that I take unexpected issue to and you might find this strange, is the fact that her design is so... Bland?
She looks so... Aryan???!!?! Like, could he have at least tried to spice it up a little? Go look at vtuber designs they have a certain aesthetic about them but it seems like whoever was crafting the design was at least trying? But whatever I guess people don't even have to pretend they aren't fascists anymore so
This is one of those moments in life.
Where I have a question and a choice to make.
What the heck is vtube, and do I want to go find out.
I think maybe thus time I just don't. Context of this post makes me think maybe I shouldn't this time
Vtuber is just people who use a live animated model instead of their face.
They're fine, no worse than anyone else who streams games on Twitch or whatever.
The thing is that "Grok" or whatever he's calling it is just the blandest design ever.
Characters like this (typically) have some amount of flair or recognizable style.
Meanwhile, Musk's virtual sex doll is basically just "Caricature of an Aryan woman" because he's an idiot and couldn't be more transparent and is appealing to the worst people in society.
Just gonna point out that there are rumors that his dick is broke because of a botched penis enlargement surgery since most if not all of his kids were created via IVF. Maybe that's why he dislikes trans folks trans men have bigger dicks than him and trans women often have still functional dicks bottom surgery not withstanding.
Malformed Afrikaners aren't my thing. Also this imagery is fucken vile, you should feel ashamed of yourself.
gross but i also laughed.
In Silico
Shhhh. shhh. Just let him do this instead of trying to ruin things that actually matter.... I mean it's a great idea Elon just keep going. AI bots will give you all the love you aren't getting because of how shitty you are as a person.
Isn't that the real point of Neuralink?
Good. The worthless fuck shouldn't be allowed to spawn any more children. Defective genes and all...
sigh can we not throw slurs around
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What a fucking LOSER!
Literally the most money in the world and he still can’t get a girlfriend - it’s just too funny
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