NOT illegal, and not crazy shocking weird. But niche enough that when I find content I like, I do try to download it because finding it again on the typical streaming sources can sometimes be a crapshoot.

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original_ish_name 11 points 3 years ago

What if she uses a file search?

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Decoy321 7 points 3 years ago

She'd have to know what to search for first

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empireOfLove 28 points 3 years ago

*.mp4
14,561 results returned

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Carighan 10 points 3 years ago

My current partner usually complains that my porn is not hentai or not weird enough for their taste. 🙈 I suppose they'd stop at the movies out of boredom.

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starman2112 47 points 3 years ago

If I had a girlfriend, then several gigabytes of my files would be largely useless

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twotone 42 points 3 years ago

Ha, look at this loser, only has "several gigabytes" of 'Linux ISOs'

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shinigamiookamiryuu 44 points 3 years ago

I'd then be asking myself when and why I got a girlfriend.

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Thavron 6 points 3 years ago

No how?

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shinigamiookamiryuu 4 points 3 years ago

Probably not, I learned early on the "how" depends on the person. So asking how one gets into a relationship is like asking how one wins at cards. The cards decide. Your chances also severely change based on the environment you're in.

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original_ish_name 2 points 3 years ago

Today so she can break your heart, obviously

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shinigamiookamiryuu 2 points 3 years ago

That moment when I'm gay and didn't even know it.

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fakeman_pretendname 43 points 3 years ago

She would be disappointed in how untidy my files are.

"Why is the final version of this project called "test1_b_new_reworked_draft_2_prefinal_dif_font_b_temp_FINAL.png"?

She would then forgive me because her filing is worse than mine.

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original_ish_name 24 points 3 years ago

Use git.

Please.

I'm begging you.

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echodot 11 points 3 years ago

For image files? I know you can save image files and git but I just don't know what it does with them.

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gamer 9 points 3 years ago

Don’t use git for images (or most other binary data)

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Nalivai 3 points 3 years ago

It's still way better than _final_fixed(2) version control.
What do you propose to use as a version control for images?

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the_codeboy 8 points 3 years ago

There is always git LFS

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LogarithmicCamel 7 points 3 years ago

It just keeps a copy.

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original_ish_name 3 points 3 years ago

Git is version control

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michaelfone 3 points 3 years ago

I’d imagine you’d be hard pressed to find a non-programmer who knows what that is.

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Mothra 5 points 3 years ago

I'm not a programmer and I agree. Only after getting into 3d art I started hearing about it and I don't think I've ever used it, let alone understand it, it's the sort of thing the technical artists know about. Nobody ever suggested me to use it for my images or 3d models.

As a visual artist I can confirm the "image_final_final2_b_final" trope is as real as it gets

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original_ish_name 1 point 3 years ago

Nobody ever suggested me to use it for my images or 3d models.

*nobody until now

Use git

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bionicjoey 5 points 3 years ago

Git is used in other contexts besides programming

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squaresinger 6 points 3 years ago

Not in many. And usually it happens whenever a programmer does non-programming stuff.

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lemann 2 points 3 years ago

Much less even knows how or why to use it lol

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Rowsdower 7 points 3 years ago

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deadbeef79000 3 points 3 years ago

Found the Flash developer.

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squaresinger 41 points 3 years ago

Apparently, OP is the only one who's got something to hide from his girlfriend.

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original_ish_name 3 points 3 years ago

I don't have one

Checkmate (or stalemate or checkmate against myself, not sure)

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squaresinger 6 points 3 years ago

That explains the question in the OP ;)

Trust is the basis of any relationship. No trust, no relationship. At least not for long.

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sudo22 36 points 3 years ago

Not sure how the girlfriend world react. But my wife would be pissed that I now have one.

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Nemo 7 points 3 years ago

I was going to say "she finds out I'm married with three kids".

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TheButtonJustSpins 33 points 3 years ago

My wife gets mad that I have a girlfriend.

I become very confused at finding out that I have a girlfriend.

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metallic_z3r0 8 points 3 years ago

My wife is my ex-girlfriend, but we're still dating. She gets mildly amused when I point this out, but she might just be humoring me.

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miss_brainfart 31 points 3 years ago

If she's my girlfriend, she's not going to judge, and instead lend me some of her clothes, help me with makeup, and discover that she's not 100% straight after all

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TheObserver 27 points 3 years ago

Well I'm a datahoarding pirate so lots of movies, shows, games, porn, hacking tools, bot creation tools, firmwares, family pics, movie/show posters, ISOs, etc. Nothing to hide really. Might question my complete siterip of cum4k, tiny4k, and anal4k maybe.

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bionicjoey 9 points 3 years ago

Seriously asking: How does one get a complete siterip of a site that publishes new content all the time?

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TheObserver 7 points 3 years ago

I regularly check the sites about 1 time a month. I also have a little bot the looks for WRB (scene ripper) releases as he is the one that rips those sites. I don't technically need to check the site but I just like to make sure 100% it's fully up to date. The tiny4k site is half me and the rest scene since there was a way to web-dl the videos for about a week before they fixed it.

I then post monthly packs on kleverig (usenet) to help the guys that don't want to do it themselves.

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vaalla 0 points 3 years ago

Probably its just a snapshot at some point, with maybe downloading new stuff when its published. At least thisbis how i'd do it.

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capnseasick 27 points 3 years ago

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original_ish_name 10 points 3 years ago

I see we have a gigachad here

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Mothra 26 points 3 years ago

She'll get bored as going through those files. Meanwhile I'll be trying to figure out if her sudden presence in my life means I'm now bi or homosexual

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miss_brainfart 10 points 3 years ago

Eh, don't sweat it. If you like someone, you like someone, there's nothing more to it.

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Mothra 6 points 3 years ago

Agreed but that hypothetical instance of myself has no idea how she got a girlfriend in the first place. Know thyself

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miss_brainfart 6 points 3 years ago

You know what, yeah. Maybe you should start asking questions if a girlfriend just appears out of thin air

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peter 25 points 3 years ago

My files are already unencrypted and she has the password to my pc. We're both adults so she obviously knows that I watch porn so they wouldn't surprise her. Everything else is just boring stuff.

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echodot 8 points 3 years ago

Who saves porn?

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LemmyWinks666 21 points 3 years ago

Listen.. it's for.. archival and digital preservation purposes.

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jcit878 7 points 3 years ago

and we all have a white whale out there we wished we saved but can't remember what it was called and can't find it again, wishing we had saved it

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jaye 6 points 3 years ago

People with internet that frequently drops would be one guess of mine

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mp3 6 points 3 years ago

And even then, videos are constantly added and removed from the Internet. The offline spankbank is eternal.

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TheObserver 2 points 3 years ago

Datahoarders like me

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Dr_Cog 25 points 3 years ago

Wife already has access to my computer and all my files.

Do people not stream their porn nowadays?

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rants_unnecessarily 4 points 3 years ago

There's other secret stuff asides from porn you know? Not that I have any. Heard it from a friend.

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glassware 3 points 3 years ago

VR porn needs to be at least 4k for immersion and you can only get that quality with a paid account. But that's a waste of money so you pay for one month and fill a hard drive before you cancel.

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init 24 points 3 years ago

My wife would probably divorce me for having a girlfriend I didn't know about

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Wahots 23 points 3 years ago

My bf wouldn't care, lol. It's mostly boring. And the spicy stuff is already stuff he's seen.

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Krachsterben 33 points 3 years ago

Same.

Btw it's so lame that OP assumes it's only guys here. There's dozens of us!!!

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IndiBrony 25 points 3 years ago

Women can have girlfriends, too!

I think the better wording for the title would be "partner" rather than girlfriend 👍

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Wahots 2 points 3 years ago

Oh, I'm a guy, I'm just bi. But I also am glad it's more diverse than just guys too! :D

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squaresinger 1 point 3 years ago

If you go to the sub-category of women with girlfriends (just to fulfill the specifics of the OP), that group gets smaller.

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original_ish_name -19 points 3 years ago

I actually made a conscious decision to annoy you

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pH3ra 22 points 3 years ago

"Wow, so many unfinished projects"

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AngryAnusHornets 5 points 3 years ago

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pH3ra 5 points 3 years ago

I'm more of an extremist: I've got a couple at 99%, a shitload at 10% and a new one on the way

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cheery_coffee 4 points 3 years ago

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jet 20 points 3 years ago

She immediately comes to me for tech support and asks what to do with this data, how to access it, etc..

You over estimate the technical independence of people near a geek. It's like they gleefully turn their brains off.

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Mothra 4 points 3 years ago

But the OP says it's unencrypted data. While that behaviour might be the norm- would she also need assistance to navigate an unencrypted, unprotected backup?

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jet 3 points 3 years ago

100%.. If the app updates and moves a button it might as well be broken until I figure it out and explain it.

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Mothra 2 points 3 years ago

She sounds persistent. If don't understand whatever I've just launched, I'll close it and move on to the next file

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Anomalocarididae 19 points 3 years ago

I rejoice at having a girlfriend

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Steeve 19 points 3 years ago

What kind of question is this? OP you're sketchy af

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original_ish_name 5 points 3 years ago

I got mad that most of the questions in this community were boring so I decided to spice it up a bit

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I_Has_A_Hat 6 points 3 years ago

If by spice you mean ask questions that sound like they come from a horny middle schooler, then sure.

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original_ish_name 6 points 3 years ago

By spicy I mean not asking for tech support

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Slice 19 points 3 years ago

Living this right now, but it's great. She's organizing my entire plex server!

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original_ish_name 3 points 3 years ago

Use jellyfin

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telepresence 1 point 3 years ago

living the dream

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user224 19 points 3 years ago

What happens? Well, I just got a girlfriend!

About the files, I don't even remember what's in there.
So much random stuff.
90 random PDFs some of which is books I planned and still plan to read, but firstly I need to somehow gain some understanding in mathematics
Files recovered from 128MB MicroSD card I found on sidewalk some years back
Files recovered from my tablet I had when I was 8
Files recovered from mom's old phone
Copies of DVDs I own as .iso files
1,118 songs I've been collecting since I was 8
54 "Educational videos" - Electronics plus GSM cracking series
Leaked source code of FarCry because why not
212 pictures of Hatsune Miku
Never Gonna Give You Up video
1,739 Screenshots
22 Firefox buttons and banners
140 satellite images received with my SDR
1,553 Photos (Camera)
3 websites downloaded with wget

And 10s of thousands of insignificant files I don't even remember. But that's just my phone's SD Card. I don't delete stuff, at most I move it to directory named ZZZ_Garbage.

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dbx12 18 points 3 years ago

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bignuts700 16 points 3 years ago

~8tb of movies and tv shows all 100% legal 🥰

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miss_brainfart 7 points 3 years ago

8TB, so that's like what, five ripped blurays?

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original_ish_name 6 points 3 years ago

100% legal

That isn't a flex around these parts

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Saigonauticon 15 points 3 years ago

Neat, free backups! Thanks!

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AssPennies 15 points 3 years ago

My wife flips her fucking lid.

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Iam 5 points 3 years ago

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coffee 15 points 3 years ago

Nothing. She has a login on my system and can access pretty much anything already, minus emails and dropbox I believe. But there's nothing worth hiding either.

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AphoticDev 14 points 3 years ago

She gets bored looking at it all, probably. The most interesting thing I there is nudes of her.

Ok, she would get a little annoyed with all the pictures of her sleeping. She hates me taking photos of her asleep.

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Kecessa 14 points 3 years ago

None of my shit is encrypted because none of my shit is interesting enough to warrant it

🤷

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Fizz 13 points 3 years ago

Probably just ask why I have so many pictures saved of other people's cats.

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TWeaK 8 points 3 years ago

Then gets upset that you didn't send her the cutest ones.

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bookmeat 13 points 3 years ago

I get nervous about her discovering I'm married to someone else.

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megane_kun 12 points 3 years ago

My SO‌ already has my files, encrypted or not, on their NAS (part of an arrangement where I keep my backup on their NAS, and they'd keep their backup on my NAS--once I manage to have one). I doubt they even gave it a look.

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WorldWideLem 11 points 3 years ago

I get incredibly anxious about her finding incriminating things that I didn't do and I know don't actually exist, but what if they do somehow?

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flashgnash 10 points 3 years ago

She doesn't even look at them most likely

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Astroturfed 9 points 3 years ago

Absolutely nothing, other than maybe her questioning my data storage habits as it's all trash.

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AlexWIWA 9 points 3 years ago

A copy? Not possible unless she builds a NAS

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Manifish_Destiny 8 points 3 years ago

My wife would probably try to have sex with her.

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FluffyPotato 8 points 3 years ago

She has admin access on my server and can see everything so she already has that. We spend pretty much 24/7 together anyways so nothing to hide in the first place.

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transientpunk 8 points 3 years ago

I don't think much would happen if my girlfriend or my wife had access to my files.

I have a 40tb NAS that I store most of my /home directory on, so I can share it between my desktop/laptop/steam deck. The only local files are coding projects, games, or device specific configs. My wife has access to all of it, and has never said anything.

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original_ish_name 7 points 3 years ago

40tb NAS for /home

I'm not sure what's worse: mounting a network device on /home or needing 40tb

I assume your movie/game collection is quite large

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transientpunk 1 point 3 years ago

It's just sub directories like ~/Documents, etc. /home is just quicker, but I guess that's moot with this explanation. And yes, I have a very large Movie/TV collection.

V2 of the NAS will have 200tb for media, as well as an nvme array with a 40gigabit connection to my desktop. Still working out the specifics though.

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original_ish_name 1 point 3 years ago

Ohhhh, that makes alot more sense. I was wondering how you would use the devices while not connected to the internet

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transientpunk 1 point 3 years ago

Yeah, that's valid. I'm also a software engineer and work from home, so when I leave the house, I don't usually take any computers with me. I stare at those enough at home. :)

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aard 8 points 3 years ago

Not really much. Now if my wife would get the dump the story might be a bit different.

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pensivepangolin 7 points 3 years ago

She’d probably ask my why I have full archives of a lot of old websites, and why I have archives of everything I have ever written for school or work.

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Rooty 7 points 3 years ago

RPG books. So many RPG books.

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snor10 3 points 3 years ago

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PickTheStick 3 points 3 years ago

One day, I'll play all the different white wolf games, FATE, and whatever else is in there. One day soon...

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Squirrel 7 points 3 years ago

A great deal of confusion, I imagine. I don't have a girlfriend, and since I rarely even leave the house on my own, I doubt my wife would believe that I do.

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j4k3 7 points 3 years ago

Either she is nerdy AF, at which point I am going to get silly and probably scare her off, or she is going to be extremely bored hopefully she gets the hint and that will scare her off.

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Yerbouti 7 points 3 years ago

She tells me how intensly geek and boring my life is, before asking me to fix something on her computer.

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DonPromillo 7 points 3 years ago

I wouldn't be worried about the files but more about my wife finding out that I have a girlfriend.

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nik282000 7 points 3 years ago

The only encrypted file I have is my kdbx.

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Natanael 3 points 3 years ago

Same lol

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PillowTalk420 7 points 3 years ago

I get excited that I have a girlfriend. Although I don't know what she wants with my game saves. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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funbreaker 6 points 3 years ago

Hypothetical Girlfriend would probably wonder why everything is so disorganized.

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Rubezahl 6 points 3 years ago

Nothing. She has no time to read Excel spreadsheets.

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Send_me_nude_girls 6 points 3 years ago

Ex girlfriend then...

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Mothra 4 points 3 years ago

Is this a username checks out case?

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original_ish_name 1 point 3 years ago

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Crackhappy 5 points 3 years ago

She'd probably blush because I have a lot of pictures of her I never bothered to send her.

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cooopsspace 5 points 3 years ago

Girlfriend works at the NSA.

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original_ish_name 4 points 3 years ago

Tell her to stop spying through cpu management engines

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cooopsspace 5 points 3 years ago

Don't need to, read your comment while you were typing it

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Massada42 5 points 3 years ago

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tetraodon 3 points 3 years ago

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reiver 5 points 3 years ago

@original_ish_name

I'll just replace "girlfriend" with "wife" since I am married —

Nothing happens. My wife knows me well. There isn't anything I think would surprise her.

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SimonSaysStuff 5 points 3 years ago

My wife and merged CD and DVD collections years ago and all our photo albums and documents (in binders) are all in the office, so I guess technically we have access to each others files... does this count?

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deadbeef79000 8 points 3 years ago

Duh, OP said girlfriend not wife.

So some other girl now has all yours and your wife's stuff.

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RaivoKulli 5 points 3 years ago

She'll be confused about the situation but it's not like I have any strange files or anything, if that's what you mean

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electrogamerman 5 points 3 years ago

My parents would finally be proud that im not longer gay

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boringbisexual 5 points 3 years ago

It's all Linux isos and indie games and project files from game engines/programming languages that I got distracted from. If I had somehow convinced her that I was funny or interesting, all of that magic is now gone.

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BilboBargains 5 points 3 years ago

Delete System32

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Asymptote 5 points 3 years ago

Depends. Does she know about my wife and kids?

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moosetwin 4 points 3 years ago

nothing because I am paranoid

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negativeyoda 4 points 3 years ago

Which girlfriend are we talking about here?

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sturmblast 4 points 3 years ago

nothing much

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Lammy 3 points 3 years ago

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CurlyMoustache 3 points 3 years ago

What would my girlfriend possibly want to do with my awful photography?

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BackOnMyBS 3 points 3 years ago

i haven't hidden files from my pass two girlfriends. the had complete access to my computer, and i showed them where all the risque stuff was at. while i dont have one now, if i had a girlfriend, we'd probably have some kinky sex.

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Lileath 3 points 3 years ago

Not much probably, even discounting the fact that I have no girlfriend I am so bad at keeping files ordered that it is pretty hard to actually find stuff by following file paths and even then the most incriminating things that I have are just loads of pirated games.

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jeffw 2 points 3 years ago

If I don’t have a girlfriend, does it go to my closest female friend or to my wife?

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original_ish_name 4 points 3 years ago

Double it and give it to the next person

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lorez 2 points 3 years ago

She gets to enjoy a ton of porn, all of the songs I've written, all my games, some anime.

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OhmsLawn 2 points 3 years ago

Nice try, Lady.

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slyme 1 point 3 years ago

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nfsu2 1 point 3 years ago

I die most likely

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SassyGumsquatch 1 point 3 years ago

She would learn what I have planned for the next dnd session but otherwise not much

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squaresinger 2 points 3 years ago

Damn, you reminded me that I have to plan one as well. Any cool ideas for a one-off that anyone wants to share? We got a total beginner who wants to dip his toes in.

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Kyoyeou 1 point 3 years ago

Yeah and she's the new player for me, this would be a really unfair advantage. And she would know who her characters Dad is

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ChrissieWF 1 point 3 years ago

In my case, not just the next session, he would find out what the big mystery is and also all the secrets of the other characters.
But I don't think he would read any of it, he loves D&D too much to spoil himself :)

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JohnDClay 1 point 3 years ago

Y'all saving this stuff locally?

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original_ish_name 20 points 3 years ago

The cloud is just someone elses computer

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JohnDClay 1 point 3 years ago

But why save it at all? Like I don't think many people save YouTube videos.

Edit: maybe your talking about things in general? I was referring to nsfw

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original_ish_name 2 points 3 years ago

I'm talking about things in general

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Extrasvhx9he 5 points 3 years ago

The 3,2,1 method, my friend

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JohnDClay 1 point 3 years ago

But why would people want to save it at all? I don't know anyone who saves YouTube videos after watching them.

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reddithalation 3 points 3 years ago

i dont save ALL videos, i only save videos i would really miss if they disappeared.

some people have the storage to save entire channels though, and if i had the space for it i might do the same

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pocopene 1 point 3 years ago

Most probably outcome from her face; disappointment.

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I_Has_A_Hat 1 point 3 years ago

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Franzia 1 point 3 years ago

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banana_meccanica -8 points 3 years ago

It happen that she will leaves me, and not because horny stuff but mostly nerdy and videogames junks. Already happen actually and I see how many women looks a guy who lives on games stuff. You as man become a kid in the eyes of this girls.

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vzq 8 points 3 years ago

Are you 70?

Seriously, gaming is the most popular hobby in the under-50 set. More popular than football and fishing put together. This persecution complex stuff is just sad.

Also, peak /c/arethestraightsok energy.

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Mothra 3 points 3 years ago

But if she's your girlfriend, wouldn't she also be into games and nerdy stuff?

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banana_meccanica -1 points 3 years ago

Probably not because girls interested in nerd stuff are still a rare minority that become even more rare with the overage. People believe that things like gaming are a common reality but then the reality fails on simple alot of casuals that's believe owning a playstation make them nerds. This ruins the relationships, not just nerdy stuff, but everything that is a religious dedication, and when this things are hobbies like games easily a casual will not understand and will blames you for how you spending your time.

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Mothra 3 points 3 years ago

So given a hypothetical scenario in which you somehow got a girlfriend, you are inclined to think you got that far in a relationship with someone and somehow don't see eye to eye on gaming and hobbies (in spite of you acknowledging women who are into the stuff do exist)?

I would think the fact you and the hypothetical girlfriend are in a relationship means there is a pretty good chance she is one of those.

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SkyeStarfall 2 points 3 years ago

This is a weird mentality and not my experience at all. Many women love and are deep into games. You just need to be a nice person and keep meeting people.. and like, actually meet new people, many struggle with that part.

It may be less but certainly not a "rare minority".

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vzq 2 points 3 years ago

🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩

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