Just hang out with your clam out (Kate McKinnon in one of the alien abduction SNL sketches)
Just hang out with your clam out (Kate McKinnon in one of the alien abduction SNL sketches)
Those are quite possibly the funniest things SNL has ever made
I’m a huge fan of people wearing skin-tone yoga pants that don’t match their own skin tone, but do match the skin tone of a common major population. Like black or Hispanic people wearing buff-colored pants in areas of mostly Caucasian people. Because initially it just doesn’t register that it’s not the right color and you still see it as nudity. And that’s just a fun juxtaposition to me.
It IS distracting as hell in the gym though. Not from a pervy or objectifying place. Just my brain screaming "Is that woman naked from the waist down!?!" Every time she goes near my eye line. Its weird because when the top matches it doesnt happen.
Oglaf did it best, everyone else is just imitating
👆 Found the gooner.
There are only two types of people in the world. Gooners and people in denial.
Yoga pants are the greatest invention that humanity has ever created and I will gladly die on that hill!
Sometimes.
You haven't seen the new gym booty shorts that crease up the button, with patterns in the cheeks.
I like the cut of your jib, lawfully chaotic.
Oh, I didn't realize naked butts as part of full-height bottomless illustrations were SFW. Did I miss some explicit rules? My last in-office workplace would not put up with this as cube art, and my last workplace wouldn't appreciate this in any of the group chats.
I don't really care that much, but this feels over the line to me.
one of the places I worked had porno blasting on almost every single cube 24/7. the bathrooms were supplied with Kleenex and personal lubricants like ketchup packets. it wasn't unusual for some guys to order a call girl and disappear for half an hour.
although they went out of business, it was the best porno shop I ever worked at.
I see you.
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA
@victorz@lemmy.world @King@sh.itjust.works sky is the limit
The way I see it, if the average person's boss would be upset about a thing being on a work computer, it's NSFW
You shouldn’t tell people what to wear unless you’re a stage manager.
Exactly. It’s a body, seeing it can’t hurt you.
That's just something traditionally ugly people say 🤗
If she needs a bottom, I could help with that.
Please mark this as NSFW, bla bla bla... you know the drill

Lmao what a terrible take. My wife’s hip to waist ratio is nuts. She’s a medium but has to wear anything size L to cover her big booty. Once you age past 16 you’ll understand. The cake ain’t no lie.
Tags are personally put from user side. So yeah I have you tagged as dumb lol. Don't remember why I tagged you that.
My system is the darker red, the worse of a person they are, so you aren't bad just too silly. In my eyes at least haha.
That's neat, thanks. I'm not sure if my app let's me change colors.

I hope your tag for me isn't too red...
Ew, it's a perverted thin fetishist. You know, I heard some thin fetishists starve their girlfriends as a way of controlling them and getting off. There's even a subculture of thin fetishists who want to starve themselves until they literally die.
That’s an unpopular opinion that I seem to recall nearly cost the ceo of lululemon his job. But - yes. Some clothes don’t work for some people. Pump shrouds generally work for all body types. Tuck your rolls into lululemon, that way everyone can appreciate the level of obesity.
And even if it were, you will always find some people that find it attractive regardless of the body type.
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Damn flawless skin if it's being mistaken for pants
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