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Rakonat 11 points 5 months ago
The crust is the most variable part of the pizza. Sometimes, it's delectable, chewy and the right amount of fluff. Sometimes it's so thin and crunch you'd be forgiven for thinking it was a cracker.
RampantParanoia2365 2 points 5 months ago
Or it's underdone and/or overly-bready, and not chewy or crispy enough.
ThatWeirdGuy1001 0 points 5 months ago
Needs a dipping sauce.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 2 points 5 months ago
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helpImTrappedOnline 7 points 5 months ago
Yeah, I love crust on good pizza - but if its just stale cardboard...no thanks.
Frigidlollipop 2 points 5 months ago
Not always the case. Lots of male steers go on for regular beef production. Circa 2 years, still short compared to a real lifespan.
SethTaylor 9 points 5 months ago
Pizza is so expensive lately I've decided to learn how to breed pizza in my own oven
boonhet 12 points 5 months ago
It does tend to result in better and cheaper pizza, but oftentimes pizza is the answer to the question "I want to spend zero time preparing food today, what should I get?" And homemade pizza does not take care of the same problem :(
SethTaylor 7 points 5 months ago
I know... I know... 🥹 It's ok. We'll be ok.
MonkderVierte 1 point 5 months ago
- roll out ready-made dough
- add tomato juice, fungi & olives from the can,
- some veggies / slices / tuna,
- cheese, salt & pepper, olive oil
=> cheap + low effort Pizza that is also 10x times healthier than the store-bought version.
boonhet 2 points 5 months ago
Lately I just use tortillas for the base. Better toppings to base ratio. Near zero effort. Mine looks more like: tomato paste, shredded cheese, garlic, pre-sliced chorizo, salami or pepperoni. Optionally portobello mushrooms. I use a "pizza flavouring" mix, which is just oregano, basil and marjoram, or if I'm out of that, I probably have basil and might have oregano.
In this recipe, the only thing I need to slice is the garlic, which I get from my own garden when possible, otherwise I try to find Estonian garlic since the Chinese stuff tends to taste weaker (not always though). Even the mushrooms can be bought pre-sliced. I don't always add them because I love them, but not every else does and honestly if I'm trying to get by on the cheap, that's 2 or 3 euros I can do without. Ananas is also strictly optional and I never add it myself, mostly because I forget it exists in cans and cba to buy a whole one and dice it lol
But my original comment of "I want to spend zero time preparing food today, what should I get?" mostly referred to the sort of day where I don't even want to go to the store or turn on the oven. I don't get them a lot anymore, which is why I only get pizza from a pizzeria like 2-3 times a year these days.
finallymadeanaccount 3 points 5 months ago
Brutal.
Graphic.
I've never been so horrified at the execution of a pizza before.
DaedalousIlios 3 points 5 months ago
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs sequal is looking blursed!
JennaR8r 3 points 5 months ago
Wording? "Don't just leave the crust" implies that not only should you leave the crust, but leave other parts of the pizzanimal too.
And I'm sure that's the opposite of what they meant.
Last pane should say something like:
Waste nothing. Use every part of the Pizzanimal. Including the crust.
PyroNeurosis 6 points 5 months ago
You'd better call me or any other local scavengers to come finish the natural course of things.
MirrorGiraffe 3 points 5 months ago
It's the phrasing of honouring or respecting the deceased that is the problem. If someone decided to kill and eat me and some weird afterlife shenanigan would allow me to be aware of it, I sure as hell wouldn't find it honouring that they made a cowboy hat of my skin and guitar frets of my bones. Though it would be very metal.
Slaying an animal to utilise every piece of it's corpse would be a more correct and honest take.
Saledovil 6 points 5 months ago
If your population was being hunted for food, would you rather have the hunters eat all of their kill, or only part of it? Keep in mind that in both scenarios, their energy needs are the same.
Grail -1 points 5 months ago
Yeah it's also good for the surviving animals. But it's of no benefit to the dead one. It's dead.
Also, the ancient Egyptians believed one needed all their organs intact to get to the good afterlife. That's why they preserved those mummies so well. If I were an Egyptian buffalo and someone ate My heart before I could weigh it against a feather, I'd be pissed.
general_kitten 2 points 5 months ago
I would say the same logic also applies to me
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