Anon is a child prodigy

7 days ago by 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 to c/greentext

drolex 277 points 7 days ago

That guy's name?

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Early_To_Risa 70 points 7 days ago

His mother wasn't creative

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Penguin_1024 53 points 7 days ago

He was born in 1898. The idea of digitizing information didn't really exist, much less the jpeg standard. I'say his mother was very creative.

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velma 21 points 7 days ago

William James Sidis's mother, Sarah (Mandelbaum) Sidis, was a medical doctor who graduated from Boston University School of Medicine in 1897. Sarah and her family immigrated to the United States. in the late 1880s, escaping the pogroms in Russia. Sarah married psychiatrist and psychologist Boris Sidis in 1894.

Sounds like she lead a pretty interesting life as well.

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ChaoticNeutralCzech 8 points 7 days ago

I think the closest thing back then was a fax, which could transmit monochromatic documents. Halftone (grayscale) fax was invented by Arthur Korn in 1902, enabling newspapers to send/receive photographs via telephone. That used mechanical parts, electronic ADCs were developed in the 1920s.

As for the newest word in the acronym: The word bit only appeared in 1946, the word bite (machine word) probably shortly after, spelled with a Y since 1956.

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DickFiasco 33 points 7 days ago

He's Bobby Tables' great uncle.

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Kirp123 240 points 7 days ago

He was a socialist and was arrested during a May day protest. He was tried and convicted of sedition. The media attention and the fact that America was in the middle of the Red Scare made sure that he didn't get a fair trial. His parents made a deal to have him serve the sentence suspended and also be confined to a sanatorium for a year. This really changed his world view and he became very distrustful of media attention and central authority. Before these events he wasn't really bothered by the attention and he liked having public intellectual discourse.

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SupraMario 36 points 7 days ago path: 0 24280484 24283668, hotness: undefined, score: 36, children: 0
SaharaMaleikuhm 30 points 7 days ago

Smartest guy is socialist. Government happens and he becomes an anarchist. Ergo I am a very smart boy cause I skipped step 1 and 2.

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Amnesigenic 3 points 4 days ago

I'm not seeing "anarchist" anywhere

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AzuraTheSpellkissed 103 points 7 days ago path: 0 24280330, hotness: undefined, score: 103, children: 5
entheo_a1 131 points 7 days ago

Ah so he didn't just decide he didn't like public attention, he went to a socialist rally and went to prison for sedition as a result, THEN realised maybe he was better off out of the public eye, where his politics was less likely to kill him...

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FartMaster69 36 points 7 days ago

Also I’d bet going through college at such a young age wasn’t exactly conducive to decent mental health.

Dude was probably burned the fuck out at a very young age.

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Kirp123 32 points 7 days ago

He was smart but emotionally he was a kid. He was prodigiously intelligent for his age but emotionally he was developing at the normal pace for a kid. He was an 11 years old kid surrounded by 18 year olds and older. The university faculty even pushed back against him being admitted so young but his father pushed for it until they admitted him.

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LH0ezVT 16 points 7 days ago

Ah, that sucks to hear. I'm absolutely with the university on this. Not because he doesn't deserve a mental challenge, but because he deserves to be a silly kid.

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AngryCommieKender 8 points 7 days ago

I was basically shoved through graduation by the time I was 15. I had teachers and administators trying to graduate me when I was 13. I refused. I'm glad I did now. My reaction was that I wasn't ready to be responsible for bills and food. I should have been far more worried about dealing with other people. I can tell you first hand that 18-23 year olds don't appreciate having someone several years younger than them in their classes.

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mech 94 points 7 days ago

No reliable record exists of Sidis ever taking a standardized IQ test. The frequently cited claim that he scored between 250–300 on an IQ test stems from a single, uncorroborated account by psychologist Abraham Sperling in his 1946 (2 years after Sidis' death) book Psychology for the Millions.

The concept of IQ as measured by modern tests did not exist during Sidis's childhood

Wikipedia

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lime 45 points 7 days ago

i mean, iq is a normal distribution. it caps at 200. 160 represents the 99.996th percentile, and above that the error bars are so large that the result is uneless.

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mech 54 points 7 days ago

It's not capped, really. But the claimed 250 IQ would be 10 standard deviations from the mean, so he'd be the most intelligent person in a population of ~10^24^ people.
~10^11^ humans have ever lived on earth.

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bampop 20 points 7 days ago

The most likely explanation is that he was from outer space

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Poem_for_your_sprog 6 points 7 days ago

Smells like von neumann

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Buddahriffic 6 points 7 days ago

It's capped in practical terms by the highest score a test can be given. Unless getting a perfect just means you have another harder round.

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bort 3 points 7 days ago

so what you are saying is that it has a cap, which is based on the number of people he is compared against?

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Feathercrown 5 points 7 days ago

No, but without people to compare against, there is a limit to how high the scale can stay accurate. This is different from it actually having a cap, though.

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Telemachus93 13 points 7 days ago

Strictly speaking, a normal distribution doesn't cap, neither at 0 nor at 200. Maybe the scores achievable by standardized tests do, of course.

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lime 8 points 7 days ago

they usually cap at 150. but yeah it's not a hard cap, it's an asymptotic curve. statistically the chance of getting 201 or higher is the same as getting -1 or lower.

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NigelFrobisher 3 points 7 days ago

That’s just how clever he was, silly.

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taiyang 2 points 7 days ago

I was going to mention the same thing. Even the "smartest man alive" would be in those useless upper bounds.

To explain that upper bounds issue to others, imagine being the top score on a leaderboard. Some of that's going to be random chance and other factors, even if most of the time you score in the top 1% of scores consistently.

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IratePirate 8 points 7 days ago

Yuppp, this smelled like bullshit from miles away. Thanks for corroborating!

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Summzashi 4 points 7 days ago

IQ is pseudo science nonsense anyway.

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MutantTailThing 28 points 7 days ago

Show me a guy who just jacks off at home all day and I’ll show you a guy who’s not causing any trouble.

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bampop 27 points 7 days ago

Depends on whose home it is

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GraniteM 12 points 7 days ago

Diogenes has entered the chat

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AngryCommieKender 2 points 7 days ago

Diogenes refused to stay at home.

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zedgeist 4 points 7 days ago

Home is where the hog is

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idiomaddict 8 points 7 days ago

Very dependent on what they’re jacking off to, unfortunately.

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Kolanaki 4 points 7 days ago

Yo.

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GeeDubHayduke 3 points 7 days ago

Your Carlin gets a Carlin:

Show me a tropical fruit, and I'll show you a cock sucker from Guatemala.

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petersr 1 point 7 days ago

Sounds like those guys could be friends.

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agent_nycto 15 points 7 days ago

Also obsessed with tranfer tickets, would chase them down in the street, wrote a whole book about collecting them and would bore the fuck out of anyone who would listen about them.

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Stern 14 points 6 days ago

"Autism didn't exist when I was a kid"

Them as a kid

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ArgumentativeMonotheist 8 points 7 days ago

"Ambition" is often just a "bell curve meme" situation, lol.

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IDew 8 points 7 days ago

He understood that money and fame don't really make you happy

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rumba 5 points 7 days ago

While true, a severe lack of money can really make you unhappy.

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flandish 7 points 7 days ago

i am in no way “smart” and all that but i have subjects i love to learn about. mostly philosophy and “thought about thought.”

one of the things that depresses me is how I kind of wish to be stranded on an island with unlimited free time to read and think. like if i were to die and end up in some sort of afterlife, i would miss most the lost time i had to simply learn stuff.

sometimes that spirals me. sigh.

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Tja 2 points 6 days ago

Why do you need an island for that? You can read and think wherever you are.

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flandish 3 points 6 days ago

i know. it’s a me problem. for sure.

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some_guy 6 points 7 days ago path: 0 24288071, hotness: undefined, score: 6, children: 0
Fancy_Gecko 4 points 6 days ago

graduated CUM LAUDE in 1914 at 16.

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