Moscow now has UFOs... it's OVER :(

5 days ago by hitwright to c/noncredibledefense

Klear 172 points 5 days ago

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HikingVet 42 points 5 days ago

That saucer is rolling coal.

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MehBlah 13 points 5 days ago

So a pure asshole is at the helm.

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agamemnonymous 3 points 4 days ago

That's a bit chauvinistic don't you think? Some species don't develop past the deuterosomic stage, but that doesn't mean you have to be rude about it.

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MehBlah 1 point 4 days ago

Chauvinistic? Snort!!! Only pure bred assholes do this

Rolling Coal

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Track_Shovel 22 points 5 days ago

Funnily enough, I saw this meme earlier, and thought it was an AI rendering of the world's fastest manhole cover. Then I scrolled Lemmy, and here I am.

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anomnom 12 points 5 days ago

It is a cover, but a few orders of magnitude bigger!

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LordMayor 7 points 5 days ago

Perfect

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Anarki_ -1 points 5 days ago

Boo

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Tudsamfa -11 points 5 days ago

Did you ask a fucking AI to help you put text on this, or why is it so grainy?

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Grimy 26 points 5 days ago

First they came for the artists, then they came for the guys that put text on images.

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0ops 24 points 5 days ago

No one's ever made a photo grainy before, it had to be artificial intelligence!

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Tudsamfa 7 points 5 days ago

Sure.

Anyway, here's how the pictures compare in any image editor (the darker the more identical the pixel):

Notice that I lined the UFO up, but the skyline is now all out of whack, which seems to be a lot of work to give to oneself if all you wanted to do was add 4 words. Similarly, I can line up parts of the skyline, but now the UFO is at the wrong place:

In conclusion: I am pretty sure it was done with AI.

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0ops 6 points 4 days ago

Upvoted for getting your hands dirty with the analysis. The grain doesn't mean anything imo but yeah that alignment is fishy

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ComicalMayhem 2 points 4 days ago

I feel like it's more likely the creator just moved the UFO for some reason, since lining the skylines puts just the UFO out of place.

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drcobaltjedi 5 points 5 days ago

I could easily see that being an artistic choice to add film grain to the picture for the bit.

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Tudsamfa -2 points 5 days ago

Sure, however, it is not in this case.

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SystemDisc 3 points 4 days ago

Idk why you’re getting so many downvotes. It is very clearly created by AI with the actual image as an input.

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lokalhorst 115 points 5 days ago

Is this the oil price cap?

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Danarchy 15 points 5 days ago

It might be an honest to god lid gettin blown offa that thing

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slazer2au 6 points 5 days ago

Those things exist?

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Klear 6 points 5 days ago

They do, but they always fly up into the sky.

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SirSamuel 77 points 5 days ago

All jokes aside, I'm seriously impressed that the roof structure maintained it's integrity and didn't just shred to pieces in the explosion

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Pofski 39 points 5 days ago

It's probably a floating roof. In the petro they use this for several reasons. Less contact between the product and air reduces oxidation. There is also less gass formed above the product reducing odour. But funny enough, it is mainly used to reduce risk of explosion ...

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testaccount789 60 points 5 days ago

It’s probably a floating roof.

Sure is.

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PacketPilgrim 12 points 5 days ago

Heyoooo (☞゚ヮ゚)☞

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CountVon 18 points 5 days ago

I think that part kinda makes sense. The lid is domed, which increases its strength. The seam where the lid meets the walls would tend to be the weakest point. I'm more surprised there was such a violent explosion in the first place, usually they just burn. Could be that tank was partially empty and the area beneath the lid was a highly combustible fuel/air mix. Drone hits the tank, vapour ignites, and pop.

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Soup 10 points 5 days ago

Domes are great in one direction, because any given section has something below it. They’re a 3D arch, something whoch would fall apart immediately if turned upside down. The great part about big rounded edges is that they distribute pressure more evenly and reduce the amount of seams present unlike a welded cube, for example.

More likely is that, yes, the connection between the roof and the rest was the weaker point and also the dome was able to basically be a parachute so it coukd catch air instead of just being flung in some random direction.

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WoodScientist 5 points 5 days ago

An arch or dome made of stone would instantly fall apart if flipped upside down. A steel one will perform just as well, as steel is isotropic.

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ServantOfRa 5 points 5 days ago

IIRC, the lid can move up and down depending on how much content there's in the tank. Something something provides pressure if it's a gas.

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anomnom 12 points 5 days ago

Yup, I’m not sure about this lid specifically, but some slide up and down the tank, since water is denser than oil they don’t really care if rain water gets past the seal.

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Visstix 3 points 5 days ago

Yeah I can't believe they just didn't make the entire building like that.

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LovableSidekick 4 points 5 days ago

Same logic could apply to airplanes. "In the unlikely event of a water landing, your seat cushion will become a flotation device." Oh that's nice, then why doesn't the plane become A BOAT!? - some standup comic.

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Mouselemming 52 points 5 days ago

"Then the oil from the coach lamps ignites and there is a second explosion, out of which rolls—because there are certain conventions, even in tragedy—a burning wheel."

Terry Pratchett, Soul Music

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Nouvellalia 7 points 4 days ago

GNU

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nkat2112 5 points 4 days ago

That was a very appropriate quote - from a phenomenal book. Thank you for sharing that.

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Hubi 39 points 5 days ago

Why is the explosion wearing a Kippah?

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hitwright 53 points 5 days ago

I might have found a clue ;D

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Flower 20 points 5 days ago

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DJKJuicy 3 points 4 days ago

Skibidi

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Marthirial 33 points 5 days ago

Russia TV News: play it in reverse so it looks like our dear leader put a lid on the issue immediately.

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nonentity 32 points 4 days ago

The best part of this is it was hit by a Russian AA missile.

The writers of this reality are clearly just phoning it in.

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MehBlah 11 points 4 days ago

I went ahead and made the lemmy modification.

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YiddishMcSquidish 3 points 3 days ago

Mine are still orange.

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Itdidnttrickledown 1 point a day ago

I'm so sorry to see that.

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Itdidnttrickledown 1 point 3 days ago
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HikingVet 5 points 4 days ago

No fucking way.

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phoenixz 3 points 4 days ago

Source on that? That would be hilarious

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nonentity 24 points 4 days ago path: 0 24325692 24326462 24326860, hotness: undefined, score: 24, children: 2
ayyy 9 points 4 days ago

Wheeeeeeee

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TheEighthDoctor 11 points 4 days ago

That footage was hilarious, that one interceptor firing vertically 30 seconds after the drone had passed was peak comedy.

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lemmydividebyzero 32 points 5 days ago

It's the 1,584th of February 2022... Can't take much longer!!!!111

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absGeekNZ 13 points 4 days ago

30 days has September, April, June and November; all the rest have 31; except February which has 28, 29 or 1584!

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lemmydividebyzero 31 points 5 days ago

You hate to see it when thinking about the environment.

You love to see it when thinking about Putin getting briefed what's on fire this time.

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Tetragrade 25 points 5 days ago

Nah its good for the environment, they were going to burn that anyway. Now it's still burnt, but the infrastructure is trashed.

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DiaDeLosMuertos 11 points 4 days ago

Lol. That's quite a take, I kinda like it. ( I mean they'll build it again using more materials and energy, but I don't want to be a pooper of the party )

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Tetragrade 5 points 4 days ago

Probably :( My basis is that in game theory if you want to disincetivise a behaviour you need to keep harming agents that take that action (negative reinforcement), but I suppose that doesn't apply here bc the Ukrainian signalling is about invading Ukraine, not the environment.

There is the additional factor that this reduces the output of oil power plants, creating more demand for electricity, so there's now a better opportunity for someone to build renewables to get more profits. I suppose you could also build something else, switch back to coal? Lmao

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Lon3star 23 points 5 days ago

When that landed, did it sound like an oversized coin? I hope it did the wobble "wah---wah--wah--wah-wah-wah-wah-wahwahwah" sound

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harmbugler 18 points 5 days ago

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

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Beetschnapps 7 points 5 days ago

Easy Micheal Caine…

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Diplomjodler3 18 points 5 days ago

T-80: Nobody can blow their lid like me!

Oil tank: Hold my vodka!

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BigDiction 16 points 5 days ago

I still give the nod to New Glenn for explosion of the year, but this photo is even cooler in some ways.

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lemmydividebyzero 10 points 5 days ago

Ukraine will transform Russia from a "fossil fuel export nation" into a "fossil fuel import nation".

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Fedegenerate 9 points 4 days ago

Yes the roof fell off in this case, but I don't want anyone thinking that Moscow isn't safe.

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mcSlibinas 9 points 5 days ago

No callsign, so it's military UFO?

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LovableSidekick 7 points 4 days ago

Unfortunately disqualified from Turret Toss competition due to size violation, but a stunning effort nonetheless!

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sp3ctr4l 7 points 4 days ago

KyaputnikSpaceProgram

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buddascrayon 7 points 3 days ago

The roof

The roof

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phoenixz 6 points 4 days ago

Nah, this is the movie poster for the Russian version of "Independence day"

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MehBlah 2 points 4 days ago

The name of the movie in russia is "Dependence Day". Perhaps if you were nearby when that happened it might be "Depends Day".

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WhoIzDisIz 6 points 5 days ago

Untimely Fired Ordinance?

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snooggums 4 points 5 days ago

Upwards Facing Oil

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DudeImMacGyver 6 points 5 days ago

Just identify them then!

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tomiant 4 points 5 days ago

We have determined it's an object.

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psx_crab 5 points 5 days ago

2000: Russia gonna have airship dropping bomb

2026: UFO goes brrrrrrrrrr

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Dultas 5 points 3 days ago

Great, now we have to worry about Yuri.

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Tollana1234567 3 points 3 days ago

the only YURI is the YURi prime.

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LordMayor 4 points 5 days ago

Sim City vibes.

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Tollana1234567 3 points 3 days ago

the daleks have descended onto moscow.

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altphoto 3 points 4 days ago

I saw the first image that had a tight crop and I wasn't sure what I was looking at for a few seconds. This photo is way more clear....UFO! We're doomed!

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huquad 3 points 5 days ago

Which one of you told the aliens about our oil and gas reserves?

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Tollana1234567 1 point 3 days ago

they detected nuclear explosions(from previous tests) with thier deep space probes it from space and came to investigate

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psycho_driver 2 points 5 days ago

Obviously diesel powered.

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