I don't even want the egg anymore I just want to go back to the way my life was before this happened

a day ago by Wren to c/BrandNewSentence

Thorry 20 points a day ago

The trick is to "shock" the eggs. Whenever they are done boiling, place them in cold water. Some people use an ice bath, but I've always seen that as overkill. What I do is run the cold tap, get my pot and drain it while keeping the eggs under the stream of cold water. It only takes a few seconds, after which you can take out the eggs and they will dry right away because the inside is still hot.

The idea is to rapidly cool the hard outer shell, which causes it to contract. This releases the inside of the shell from the egg white.

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Mac 1 point 37 minutes ago

Yeah this shit doesnt work lmao (pls halp 😭)

Srs tho, ive done this and still have tons of problems peeling them. I don't get it.

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Beangut 18 points 19 hours ago

Generally older eggs work better for hard boiling because the gaseous membrane will expand and give you a better purchase/seperation when peeling

A small amount of lemon juice like a slice of lemon will help soften the shells to make it easier.

The perfect boiled egg takes roughly 9 minutes submerged in boiling water

I peel my eggs by cracking them on the air pocket then peeling the rest of the shell off using my thumb (not the nail) under running cold water.

You learn to get good at peeling eggs when you have another grown man threatening to stab you to death if you don't do it fast enough.

-A chef

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nullspace 14 points 19 hours ago

You learn to get good at peeling eggs when you have another grown man threating to stab you to death if you don’t do it fast enough.

EHHHHHHHH 😰

-A chef

Oh, okay.

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Beangut 11 points 17 hours ago

I went back to a desk job recently and I'm not used to how cordial and polite everyone is.

I kinda miss it, maybe I have a masochist side I don't know about.

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StickyDango 8 points 16 hours ago

Likewise. I part time health inspect and part time desk job, and the contrast is night and day. In one job, it's a game as to figuring out how many lies they've told me and where things are hidden (found a big knife once wedged underneath a steel prep bench??? Found a toilet cistern once mounted on the walk-in cooler wall to catch the condensate???), and the other is crunching numbers and other money things.

Kinda miss going in to as many restaurants as I used to finding the weirdest things (male fertility medication in the kitchen???) and hearing the weirdest excuses.

The best and the worst.

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Wren 5 points 15 hours ago

Former chef here, too. It's hard to get motivated without the threats.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 8 hours ago

just use an electric kettle

-A dude with an electric kettle

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gigastasio 9 points 16 hours ago

I love how this comment section consists of advice for peeling eggs that are all in direct conflict with each other.

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PumaStoleMyBluff 5 points 7 hours ago

I honestly wonder whether there exists a single topic with more collective human advice available.

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ouRKaoS 3 points 3 hours ago

Relationship advice was my immediate thought. There's an entire industry around it: magazines, books, websites, etc, and all of that information is wrong!

What you really need to do is...

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PumaStoleMyBluff 1 point an hour ago

Very good thought!

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sudoMakeUser 7 points a day ago

I don't mind doing this. It is kinda fun actually. I used to do dozens of them for fun to make pickled eggs. I didn't even eat them.

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noxypaws 8 points a day ago

fuck you now I want pickled eggs :<

update: i drove to get pickled eggs but the store only had pickled quail eggs and apparently that's not quite as good

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friend_of_satan 6 points 6 hours ago

Other people said some of this but I'm going to put it here for easy grokking:

  • Use old eggs if you can.
  • Pinch of salt in the water helps heal cracks in the egg shells so they don't always spill out into the water.
  • Put cold eggs directly into boiling water. This means that you should make sure you achieve a rapid boil before putting eggs in.
  • Put boiled eggs directly into cold water, either by pouring cold water on them or by moving them into an ice bath.
  • Smack and roll the eggs on the counter, then peel.

I boil eggs every day for my family and this has been a tried and true method for us. It's solved all my egg peeling sorrows.

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Pyr_Pressure 2 points 2 hours ago

What I do is a hit the outside of the egg with the back of a spoon until it's all spiderweb cracked.

Then at the bottom (the fat end where the air bubble is) pock the tip of the spoon in and slide it under the membrane the it "spoons" the egg underneath he shell. Then you just twist the egg around the spoon and it seperate a the shell. Once you've done a rotation, lever the spoon away to split the membrane and the shell usually just falls away to a clean egg.

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theunknownmuncher 5 points a day ago

Never understood the trouble with peeling an egg. Push it down on a cutting board or counter top, roll it to crack all the way along the center, the shell comes off in 2 pieces.

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LuxSpark 31 points a day ago

Depends, sometimes the shell fuses to the white, causing you to have to rip each piece off. Why? Maybe fresh eggs or improper technique, not sure, but you will hate life when it happens.

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Valmond 5 points 18 hours ago

When that happens, I have a perfectly shaped coffee spoon that I slide in between the shell and the egg and with one swift twirling motion (I guess?) it breaks the rest of the egg free. The movement is like scooping up icecream.

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theunknownmuncher -1 points a day ago

Is that not just trying to peel the shell away from the skin-like membrane? I just make sure that I split the membrane and the whole shell comes away with it

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deadcream 22 points a day ago

Often the membrane itself fuses with the egg's white, causing it to rip out part of the egg when peeled.

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cogitase 4 points a day ago

A steamer is crucial for easy-to-peel hard-boiled eggs. I steam for 9 minutes for a not-fully-cooked center but you can steam for 12 minutes for fully cooked. Place the steamed eggs in an ice bath and transfer to the refrigerator for at least half an hour. This is the most reliable method I've found for peelability and consistent doneness.

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wieson 4 points 16 hours ago

teaspoon

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Early_Insurance_3334 4 points 20 hours ago

If you want eggs that peel easily everytime boil the water first then put the eggs in. Once the water begins to boil again turn the heat down so it's a very slow boil.

You will need to let your eggs warm up to room temperature if you keep them in the fridge or else some may break open when you put them in the boiling water.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 3 points 8 hours ago

just give the egg to the dog

you don't have to worry about the egg now. it's the dog's problem.

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Agent641 2 points 36 minutes ago

Dog frew up egg everywhere

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 point 16 minutes ago

well i guess it's your problem again

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winkledinkle 2 points 44 minutes ago

Running eggs under tap while peeling is the single biggest thing you can do, also the simplest. Only do all the other stuff if that doesn't work.

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elevenbones 2 points 9 hours ago

I usually just drop it on the floor a few times.

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someguy3 2 points a day ago

Don't understand why people peel eggs. Just crack them open and put them in one of those egg holders.

*Downvoted for this? Ah Lemmy is fun.

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protist 10 points a day ago

I just eat them whole. They have a satisfying crunch

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rockerface 5 points a day ago

Calcium!

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BigDiction 2 points 6 hours ago

Like one of these?

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someguy3 2 points 6 hours ago

Yup.

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BigDiction 1 point 4 hours ago

Got it, yeah that’s for soft boiled eggs vs hard boiled eggs you peel to incorporate into a dish vs a standalone meal.

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someguy3 2 points 3 hours ago

You can use them for hard boiled lol, I use it for hard boiled eggs every day. But yes if you need to peel for a different dish, but the context of this is to eat straight.

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wieson 0 points 16 hours ago

Some people don't know one can spoon out an egg. Smh me head

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