🤣🤣 This is most entertained I've been online in a long time, lol. I don't know what you're doing, and I hope you're taking care of yourself, but thank you for all the laughs.

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nailbar 8 points 3 years ago

It got the same feel as that guy on fark.com who got his balls stuck in a lawn chair

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SoLongSealion 6 points 3 years ago

It's so he doesn't poop.

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Today 8 points 3 years ago

Are you prepping for a colonoscopy? What color was it?

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SoPunny 8 points 3 years ago

Dont throw them up in that case, your heart need electrolytes etc. can you drink some cucumber water? Electrolytes but essentially calorie negative.

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surewhynotlem 3 points 3 years ago

If you did this, make sure to get your salts and hydrate. Throwing up is intense and takes a lot out of you. Electrolyte imbalance is no joke.

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TragicNotCute 23 points 3 years ago

I’m half convinced this is performance art. I just wonder what is next…

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solidgrue 43 points 3 years ago

Gummies are pretty much just gelatin and sugar. You're not gonna poop anything.

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Cat 11 points 3 years ago

tbh, if they ate enough, you could probably eat that poop!

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iRyu 7 points 3 years ago

But are they allowed to poop?

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alerternate 5 points 3 years ago

The urgency makes me wonder if these gummys may have additional medicinal ingredients...

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slicedcheesegremlin 12 points 3 years ago

I hate that my first thought was the haribo sugar free gummy bear reviews and not weed gummies

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LuckSquirrel 4 points 3 years ago

The sugar free one will make them poop.

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mizu6079 9 points 3 years ago

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TheCyberBob 6 points 3 years ago

I was looking for someone implying the Haribo Gummy Cleanse.

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Seven 2 points 3 years ago

the ultra-laxatives?

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Seven 36 points 3 years ago

This lore is getting intense

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leftzero 33 points 3 years ago

If we're talking those “diet” sugarfree ones you'd better be sitting on the toilet, from what I heard, because you're probably gonna be “processing” them fast and violently...

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Today 13 points 3 years ago

Yes! There's a good Amazon review of sugar free gummy bears. 🤣

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Action_Bastid 28 points 3 years ago

Depending on how many gummy worms and their manner of entrance, they will potentially expedite themselves.

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mizu6079 22 points 3 years ago

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AttackBunny 28 points 3 years ago

If recently, stick your fingers down your throat.

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mizu6079 19 points 3 years ago

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Action_Bastid 12 points 3 years ago

Make sure to brush your teeth afterward and don't make a habit of it. Acid damage will fuck your teeth up real good if you're turning to this regularly.

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Action_Bastid 3 points 3 years ago

A day or two for most people then, assuming you're not constipated or having diarrhea.

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Cobe98 18 points 3 years ago

What the fuck is up with all the posts about shit and shiting in Lemmy lately? Is there some inside joke I am missing or is this an attempt to flood the site with low quality content?

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flint5436 27 points 3 years ago

Look at his post history. He doesn't want to shit for three days. Didn't elaborate. Fucking legend.

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Chewbecky 11 points 3 years ago

I'm thinking he's either going to a festival, or on a weekend away with a new partner and an awkward bathroom situation...

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Jimmycrackcrack 11 points 3 years ago

I think it's just this guy and then other posts making reference to his weird antics

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kaupas24 9 points 3 years ago

Same user posted this a while ago. That's why there are so many poop jokes. https://lemmy.world/post/440073

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hibbfd 2 points 3 years ago

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Bobo_Palermo 17 points 3 years ago

I am assuming these are adult gummies?

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mizu6079 19 points 3 years ago

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Seven 16 points 3 years ago

try haribo sugar-free gummi bears :trollface:

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DarraignTheSane 3 points 3 years ago

I think I'd wish death on a person well before I'd wish them to eat a large amount of Haribo sugar free gummy bears.

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Aldo 17 points 3 years ago

This is mystifying to watch.

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sup 17 points 3 years ago

We will watch your career with great interest

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Sir_Simon_Spamalot 9 points 3 years ago

OOOHH I KNOW!

You're writing a book?

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Zuberi 7 points 3 years ago

Lol

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Hazen 2 points 3 years ago

Lol

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Jon-H558 6 points 3 years ago

Sugar free ones have very strong laxative effect

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AncientFutureNow 6 points 3 years ago

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PeckerBrown 5 points 3 years ago

Hey, at least they aren't Jolly Ranchers.

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ochlo 1 point 3 years ago

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blackbelt352 1 point 3 years ago

Is this becoming our first true legendary Lemmy moment? Like the Jolly Rancher story? Or the Narwhal bacons at midnight? Or the cumbox?

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