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a month ago by exu to c/programmer_humor

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Kolanaki 92 points a month ago

You guys won't believe this, but the movie series "IP Man" has nothing to do with computers.

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galacticbackhoe 21 points a month ago

Maybe they'll lean in and make the 6th one IPv6 Man.

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Damage 11 points a month ago

Is it about copyright?

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hemko 62 points a month ago

I misconfigured my ipdoor and can't get in anymore

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SomethingBurger 33 points a month ago

This happened to Facebook in 2021. They messed up their DNS and employee badges stopped working.

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DaPorkchop_ 33 points a month ago

it's always DNS

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W98BSoD 8 points a month ago

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PixeIOrange 50 points a month ago

So theres also a iphone?

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fakeman_pretendname 61 points a month ago

I've never really seen the advantage over a standard hone.

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Hupf 14 points a month ago

Alfred: What's a htub, Sir?

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JasonDJ 8 points a month ago

Yes...for sharpening your knives.

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BeigeAgenda 34 points a month ago

I use ipchains to fasten my iptables and ipchairs.

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dan 15 points a month ago

Now that's a throwback. I remember the migration from ipchains to iptables taking forever, kinda like the migration to nftables now.

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dohpaz42 7 points a month ago

Maybe they keep getting confused with nfdesks?

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Quetzalcutlass 7 points a month ago

nftables sounds like a descriptor for a crypto scam.

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bl4ckp1xx13 8 points a month ago

We like getting ipkinky with the ipchains and the ipwhips and the ipgags.

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qualia 24 points a month ago

I only buy ipfurniture at Ipcap’n Clark’s Ipottoman Empire.

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darkreader2636 18 points a month ago

It’s like describing a ipdog to someone who’s never seen one, then asking them to draw one

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dejected_warp_core 7 points a month ago

What's ipdog?

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qualia 5 points a month ago

Not much, ip are you?

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FuglyDuck 1 point a month ago

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JasonDJ 4 points a month ago

The one in Ipswitch?

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eager_eagle 13 points a month ago

is backrooms a secret NSA project after the success of backdoors?

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schnurrito 13 points a month ago

An SQL clause walks into a bar. It walks up to two tables and asks: "Can I join you?"

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umbraroze 10 points a month ago

Yeah, you can get them from Ipkea, but note that it's only available as flatpak from them.

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Crackhappy 7 points a month ago

ip what you did there

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matelt 7 points a month ago

Iproute2 is hilarious for French speakers who have the sense of humour of a 6 years old like I do.

(Spoiler, I can be read as I fart too)

Lol

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 5 points a month ago

is there any sequence of letters that can't be read as fart in french? in don't speak french so i say non

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ZILtoid1991 7 points a month ago

I have plans to make a few furniture, then upload the plans to Codeberg. It is however extremely hard to source materials locally, because a few companies have monopolized the wood supply (unless you're fine with chipboards), and otherwise you were supposed to buy something by Ikea (I want to get away from "furnitureslop" produced by Ikea).

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cobalt32 2 points a month ago

What CAD program do you use to design furniture?

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ZILtoid1991 2 points a month ago

Blender, no plugins.

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qarbone 3 points a month ago

Deranged. Godspeed.

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mojo_raisin 6 points a month ago

nfkea is the new hotness

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dejected_warp_core 5 points a month ago

ipkea

I tried to shop there, but I wasn't allowed to enter the store.

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Kangae_Hishiryo 4 points a month ago

And if so... Dawg with nftables 💀

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umbrella 1 point a month ago

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Kangae_Hishiryo 3 points a month ago

Damn, that's why we need aitables in their place

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Itdidnttrickledown 4 points a month ago

Even Ipsets.

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Robin 4 points a month ago

something something ipman

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Cyber 4 points a month ago

I suppose an iptable setup correctly could allow you to watch IPTV...

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basxto 3 points a month ago

The ipfurniture is right next to my fsfur

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mogoh 3 points a month ago

Where can I get rainbowtables?

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exu 4 points a month ago

Next to the gold pot at the end of a rainbow

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dejected_warp_core 2 points a month ago

At the RAM bank.

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Jspelts 3 points a month ago

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wedge 2 points a month ago

Brilliant lol

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Avicenna 2 points a month ago

ipea

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raman_klogius 2 points a month ago

you what

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qarbone 1 point a month ago

Do they have custom dragon emojis?

Are they uploading them individually with every use, or is it like a mask they can apply to their account?

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sulgoth 1 point a month ago

🐉There’s a dragon one, doesn’t look like that in my stuff though.

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TeddE 1 point a month ago

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snrkl 6 points a month ago

My sons reply:

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