This would be a hit show

a month ago by The Picard Maneuver to c/comicstrips

tourist 110 points a month ago

Squatting over the side of the starting-podium and blasting a ten thousand PSI shitstream into the shark infested waters is the only winning strategy, Jesse. Don't be brave.

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MeatPilot 29 points a month ago

They call that "chuming the waters"

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MajorMajormajormajor 8 points a month ago

"Thanks, Chum!" - the sharks

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ByteJunk 13 points a month ago

On national TV? That's being brave.

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Ypsilenna 78 points a month ago

...or a shitshow...

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radix 43 points a month ago

Number 2 show in the country.

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EnsignWashout 7 points a month ago

And when it comes to number 2, they're number 1!

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NocturnalMorning 3 points a month ago

Butt, it has the highest ratings of any tv show on right now!

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SolarPunker 39 points a month ago

Takeshi's Toilette

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PodPerson 16 points a month ago

Right you are, Ken!

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W98BSoD 3 points a month ago

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HulkSmashBurgers 23 points a month ago

A (s)hit show.

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alfonsothemonkey 1 point a month ago

Came here to make this comment

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helpImTrappedOnline 18 points a month ago

Just use the pool, all drains go to the same place.

Also if that's the only toilet, he's going to finally get there and find an audience member there who finished their businesses long ago, but is sitting there doom scrolling tiktocs until their feet go numb.

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SCmSTR 18 points a month ago

I hope you put lots of chlorine in that water

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CannedCairn 10 points a month ago

Welcome to the poop pool

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WanderWisley 10 points a month ago

Please don’t let Mr beast find this…

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mumblerfish 8 points a month ago

Hey! Who made a comic of my reoccuring dream?!

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Gjond 7 points a month ago

Ninja Warrior: Skid Row

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Etterra 6 points a month ago

You're gonna want to wear nose plugs and goggles for when you fall into that pool.

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yermaw 6 points a month ago

Sincerely want to see this on TV now.

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The_Picard_Maneuver 10 points a month ago

I feel like this would have been doable on cable in the 90s or early 00s.

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gaiussabinus 10 points a month ago

Mxc, the most extreme elimination challenge

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W98BSoD 3 points a month ago

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MajinBlayze 5 points a month ago

In Japan

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whereitsat 5 points a month ago

so you just film life in the county jail when a suburban dude with anxiety is nabbed for a traffic violation and has to shit in front of 20 observers after he tried to hold it in for three nights?

if only "reality TV" were that real and entertaining.

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TheBluetoofs 4 points a month ago
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burido 4 points a month ago

Will he shit on camera? 10/10 if so..

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arc99 4 points a month ago

If they're going to televise you going for a shit, might as well shit right where you stand.

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Viking_Hippie 3 points a month ago

This is a show about electoral politics.

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Linktank 2 points a month ago

There's a buttload of puns in this thread.

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chemtrailenthusiast 1 point a month ago
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bennypr0fane -3 points a month ago

I'll never understand why these are called "gauntlet"

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codexarcanum 25 points a month ago path: 0 25689967 25690028, hotness: undefined, score: 25, children: 3
Sibshops 2 points a month ago

To be fair, seems like a confusing idiom for someone not a native English speaker.

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rob_t_firefly 4 points a month ago

Most idioms are like that, it's what makes them idioms.

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bennypr0fane 0 points a month ago

Thank you kind Sir. But acshially... "The word in English was originally spelled gantelope or gantlope,[7] but soon its pronunciation was influenced by the unrelated word gauntlet, meaning an armored glove, derived from the French: gantelet.[1] The spelling changed with the pronunciation." I.e. not "the same" word, per se. The fact that they are two completely different words, accidentally spelled the same, is the solution to this riddle. And I bet my Austrian pair of buttocks that a majority of native English speakers is unaware of that fact, believing instead that the type of gauntlet in this meme actually has something to do with armored gloves.

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notabot 1 point a month ago

"Running the gauntlet" was a military corporal punishment that involved running between two rows of you comrades while they hit you with sticks. Basically it now just refers to overcoming a public trial, such as an obstacle course like this.

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