Well, exactly the problem. It's not just any hands, but child hands.
When I dig through my memory, my hands could've often been classified as biohazard. Genuinely.

We had a separate toilet room with no sink. I've used to spend a lot of time closed there. I've also played with wet toilet paper, modeling it into shapes.
Remember, no sink. So, how did I get it wet? Yeah, just like that. And I didn't necessarily flush before.
Sometimes I even used turds wrapped in a layer of toilet paper. It was warm and squishy.

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ryannathans 4 points a month ago

How long ago are we talking 👀 toilet fister

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spankysalmon 3 points a month ago

Grosser things existing doesn't make this magically OK.

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Zachariah 11 points a month ago

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thenextguy 5 points a month ago

To Monty!

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fartographer 4 points a month ago

Give me the kniiiiiiiiiife

Pleeeeaaaaaaaase

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Lauchmelder 7 points a month ago

the water is laced with rat poison...

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DmMacniel 14 points a month ago

Good thing that I'm human :)

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Lauchmelder 3 points a month ago

But you're not the one having to drink the water

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DmMacniel 4 points a month ago

Well i guess this would then surely fail under lab (rats) conditions. :(

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whyNotSquirrel 4 points a month ago

that's bad

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SocialMediaRefugee 3 points a month ago

The glass comes with a free frogurt.

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mechoman444 3 points a month ago

Schrodinger's mandarin?

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SocialMediaRefugee 2 points a month ago

That's bad!

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Imgonnatrythis 1 point a month ago

Imagine the gotcha on that one!

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FanciestPants 1 point a month ago

Or maybe just as bad, it's had like 12 school kids' hands dunked in it before you get a chance at this strategy.

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communist 3 points a month ago

That's just spilling it into your mouth.

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agamemnonymous 3 points a month ago

Too much mustache, I'd lose at least a drop or two

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DarrinBrunner 67 points a month ago

The winner is the teacher's daughter. She watched him test it the night before at home.

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thenextguy 24 points a month ago

Or an older sibling who had this test last year.

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SocialMediaRefugee 11 points a month ago

I would've never suspected that stirring water would make something that size rise up.

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prowe45 8 points a month ago

But you see, the key to the trick is that size has nothing to do with it, nor does weight. It's all about relative densities. The orange is almost entirely water, with just enough other stuff in it to make it sink. Even a bowling ball will float in water if it weighs less than 12 lbs.

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jdr 63 points a month ago

"winner" spilled several drops, stab that orange with a pencil

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stembolts 5 points a month ago

Yes! I also came here to criticize the little girl.

Allies unite, I ain't allowing that munchkin no stole valor.

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CallMeButtLove 51 points a month ago

That hug from her friend was so genuinely heartwarming I couldn't help but smile.

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urno 33 points a month ago

What a wholesome antidote to the darkness that pervades. No AI, no screens, just kids learning. Love it.

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Buffalobuffalo 2 points a month ago

In those darkest of times when a smile is so far, remember. Remember jenkem.

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SocialMediaRefugee 25 points a month ago

I would've drank the water

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Buddahriffic 5 points 25 days ago

That was my first strategy. Then, after watching a few attempts, I adjusted that strategy to "set up a new cup and I'll do it" because that water would have been nasty as soon as the first kid dipped their hands.

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jello 23 points a month ago

I feel like a drop would have spilled had she gone first. Part of this challenge is to let others fail so that you can succeed in the aftermath

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DarrinBrunner 35 points a month ago

The cup is filled to the same level when she sticks her finger in, as it was at the start of the video. Also, the water gets refilled throughout the video.

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towerful 2 points a month ago

Yeh, it's clear there is a suitably similar amount of water in the glass each time, even when there is water in the dish below

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Imgonnatrythis 2 points a month ago

Applicable knowledge.

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Hupf 16 points a month ago

Step 1: put the plate on the glass as a lid

Step 2: hold the two together firmly, quickly turn them upside down

Step 3: trivial, the next person can easily figure it out from here.

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skoell13 2 points a month ago

Love that trick. You can even do it with a sheet of paper (if there's not too much water in the glass), put it onto a table, and pull the paper out.

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nexguy 9 points a month ago

Pour some water into the dish then get the mandarin. No water spilled.

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psx_crab 7 points a month ago

Sir this is the science class, not english.

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gmtom 9 points a month ago

So we now have bots posting Facebook slop on here? And the users are upvoting this shit?

Seems like Lemmy is doomed to go down the same path as every other social media.

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Buddahriffic 2 points 25 days ago

The difference is the comment section here has some coherency to it, isn't sorted to drive engagement, and the platform encourages discussion rather than trying to simultaneously make you interested in this thing but also the next thing so you don't spend too much time talking about this thing instead of seeing ads.

And no one is trying to use the comment box as a search engine or to message their granddaughter.

I also don't expect to see many comments on the race of the kids here.

Maybe the community will eventually go to shit here, too, but the difference between the various social media sites isn't just the content, it's the way the site is run and the kind of people it attracts and keeps.

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gmtom 2 points 25 days ago

Reddit, Instagram, Facebook and every other social media didn't start that way either, they started off good, but then they got worse over time

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Buddahriffic 1 point 25 days ago

Yeah but I'd still argue it wasn't the content that caused that, other than having content attracted more people and there could be some critical mass (though I think it's about when the medium attracts a more mainstream audience that includes people who don't like to think more than they absolutely need to).

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JamesBoeing737MAX 7 points a month ago

Use something sharp with low volume (a needle/fork?) so it doesn't spill over.

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gandalf_der_13te 5 points a month ago

chopsticks

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Janx 4 points a month ago

Can we not teach children this stuff, please? I need to be able to win bar bets in the future...

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SkaveRat 20 points a month ago

damn teachers, teaching kids about physics

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Janx 1 point a month ago

Exactly! 😂

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Cityshrimp 15 points a month ago

Not sure why you’re getting downvoted when its obviously sarcasm… right? Right???

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0ops 8 points a month ago

Lemmy astounds me sometimes

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starik 6 points a month ago

At least half of lemmy users are autistic. I’ve never seen a group less capable of picking up on sarcasm.

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Zachariah 1 point 25 days ago

fewer

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Janx 3 points a month ago

That's okay, it wasn't that good of a joke. I did edit the wording to make it more obvious, though...

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baltakatei 4 points a month ago

I want to be smarter than those around me without me having to put in any actual effort.

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wuphysics87 4 points a month ago

I would have taken the L and fisted it for the next person

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LodeMike 12 points a month ago

It's refilled

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Avicenna 2 points 25 days ago

It is funny how even after so many failing each kid still thinks they can magically do it with the same way despite being subject to same physics laws

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dismay3915 1 point 16 days ago

I though you're talking about a chinese person 😂

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spacehulk 1 point a month ago

Add salt?

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