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xkbx 170 points 18 days ago

what in the sam hill fuck is this screenshot I swear to the dead unborn god of christ I could shit out a better cropping with my asshole

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red_bull_of_juarez 64 points 18 days ago

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dave 49 points 18 days ago

FTFY

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orhtej2 54 points 18 days ago

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CheesyFingers 23 points 18 days ago

Unoriginal and unfunny, but

altr

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snooggums 14 points 18 days ago

NiFq6elg2QnbPQz.jpg

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Tikiporch 20 points 18 days ago

Thanks, you're doing the dead unborn god of christ's work.

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RogueBanana 4 points 18 days ago

But did you use your asshole?

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aaaa 12 points 18 days ago

The cropping is the point. This user is just trying to advertise some shitty social media site

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snooggums 8 points 18 days ago

How can we know it is real if it doesn't have the battery charge and navigation buttons showing?

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N0t_5ure 41 points 18 days ago

Haha. I'm a 60M, and in the best shape of my life (no kidding, better than my 20s), and was swing dancing with a 58F friend. Another friend at the club with us was seriously asked whether the woman I was dancing with was my mother. Use sunscreen folks!

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toynbee 43 points 18 days ago

Orrrrr just never leave shelter. That's my strategy.

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SethTaylor 3 points 17 days ago

32 and it's worked for me so far

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INeedANewUserName 10 points 18 days ago

And wear wide brimmed hats.

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Monument 9 points 18 days ago

And a powered exoskeleton equipped with lasers.

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Armand1 27 points 18 days ago

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sorter_plainview 23 points 18 days ago

Warning: This account is a corporate shill posting content showing of this new app or mentioning the app whenever is possible. They are advertising it passively.

Take your advertisement with you and go away.

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TRock 2 points 17 days ago

Thanks, blocked the account

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hexabs 1 point 17 days ago

Thanks for keeping the neighborhood safe, spiderman!

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Railcar8095 14 points 18 days ago

My toddler calls me by my name for reasons to stupid to get into, and people think I'm his brother.

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CrimeIsLegalNow 1 point 18 days ago

I feel like these reasons come out in a separation ten years later with a paternity test and, in hindsight, it will seem like this was an obvious sign.

Or maybe that's because I just watched an absolutely wild Isekai that starts with the MC getting cucked to death.

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Railcar8095 1 point 17 days ago

"I have been reincarnated as the parent of a ten years old toddler and also I'm a slime for some reason"

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lugal 12 points 18 days ago

We don't know how long the work day of the doctor was. For all we know, he would have also called her dog "mom" if that's the only companion

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FRYD 11 points 18 days ago

When I was 13, a 13 year old friend and I went to a convention where my friend got an under 12 child’s ticket and I got a 15+ chaperone ticket. Now both of us get carded at bars and we’re pushing 30. People aren’t good at guessing ages.

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captainlezbian 2 points 18 days ago

I looked 25 for at least 15 years

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FRYD 2 points 18 days ago

I hope Im so lucky

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captainlezbian 2 points 18 days ago

Well it was 15-30 (and possibly continuing) so there was some luck but it's definitely not like I looked 25 at 40

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FRYD 1 point 18 days ago

I’m 29 right now and people say I look 18

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Usernamealreadyinuse 10 points 18 days ago

Never make assumptions

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arrow74 7 points 18 days ago

Yep one time we were in a hospital and the nurse walked in and said wow 4 generations of a family all in one room. Yeah she thought my aunt was my grandma. That was a fun one to explain

But my personal favorite hospital assumption was when my great aunt was recovering. At the time they thought she wasn't going to make it and brought in a priest. She has a stereotypical Hispanic last name, her kids are all half-cuban, and they all grew up in Miami. They bring in a priest (catholic) and he begins doing his thing all in Spanish. Eventually someone finally leans in to tell him she does not speak Spanish. 80% of the room spoke Spanish, but not her. She married a Cuban, but was not at all Hispanic herself. Needless to say the priest was embarrassed

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mnemonicmonkeys 2 points 18 days ago

Especially in medicine.

Also, OOP not being their mother means the doctor is limited in what they can discuss

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rounding_error 8 points 18 days ago

I wish this was true for me, everyone still thinks I’m 18… doesn’t help either that I still weigh the same as I did when I was 15 lmao

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mushroomman_toad 6 points 18 days ago

Mommy? Sorry.

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FatVegan -1 points 18 days ago

For this mid ass story to work you just have to velieve that doctors walk into rooms, point at someone and say: Mom?

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DarrinBrunner 3 points 18 days ago

I believe it. Because, doctors do this.

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