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8 days ago by ickplant to c/lemmyshitpost

xkbx 69 points 8 days ago

I love black licorisse. This is a tragedy

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Caesium 24 points 8 days ago

same. it's an acquired taste that I grew up with cause my mom ate it. it's a great treat especially because no one will steal it from me lol

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Akasazh 20 points 7 days ago

Coming from a country that has a very big licorice-candy based selection, there is a lot of room within the category too, from sweet to salty, from hard to soft licorice.

Some of them I like, some I don't.

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Valmond 3 points 7 days ago

The sweat tasting ones are the best!

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rumschlumpel 11 points 8 days ago

I love some black licorice. Could go either way for the ones in the post.

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Janx 6 points 8 days ago

It's offensive... But I get it.

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TomMasz 3 points 7 days ago

Same here. I'm actually having some as I type this.

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echodot 39 points 8 days ago

Is the FDA announcing this, so I'm guessing the announcement is that somehow the licorice has been contaminated with uranium or something because they just keep escalating.

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ickplant 21 points 8 days ago

This particular screenshot was from 2018, but nowadays you are totally right. Just waiting to see the next thing they announce has been recalled.

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Rentlar 13 points 7 days ago

The licorice companies are waiting for RFK Jr to make a speech in the shade somewhere, so that a similar looking photo of contaminated licorice can be taken.

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lime 28 points 7 days ago

not surprised, american liquorice has a tragic lack of ammonium chloride

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red_bull_of_juarez 17 points 7 days ago

Salmiak is life.

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ArmoredThirteen 7 points 7 days ago

Moved to Sweden, tried salted licorice. Somehow even worse. Ammonium chloride is legitimately the worst flavor I've ever had in my mouth and I put everything in there

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MilitantAtheist 20 points 7 days ago

Or you're just weak. If my candy isn't trying to kill me, what's the point.

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detren 9 points 7 days ago

I tried one of the saltiest ones there while actively suffering from kidney failure so it was literally killing me.

It tasted amazing.

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RustyLog 4 points 7 days ago

Worst flavor? Have you tried petrol or brake fluid?

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lime 4 points 7 days ago

don't think we have those flavours of candy in stock but i'll check in the back

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kolmaskommentoija 1 point 7 days ago

Try the tar-flavored ones, those are all great! Or I assume terrible, if one does not like salmiak or tar.

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finallymadeanaccount 7 points 7 days ago

To be fair, there's probably plenty of lead in it.

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lime 7 points 7 days ago

oh it's sweet liquorice? :/

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ickplant 5 points 7 days ago

Well, yeah, we like to shoot at our licorice, as is tradition.

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gastroglizzy 17 points 8 days ago

Black licorice, despite comprising only 14% of the total licorice inventory, is responsible for over 50% of customer complaints.

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redlemace 3 points 7 days ago

responsible for over 50% of customer complaints.

and I quote a complaining customer : "And yet AGAIN there wasn't enough of it in the package"

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Almacca 16 points 7 days ago

Liquorice allsorts were a fixture of my childhood. Haven't had them in decades.

Edit to add: I call the pelotons of road cyclists in their colourful sponsored jerseys 'The Liquorice Allsorts Crew'.

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TheRealKuni 2 points 7 days ago

I get them in the Dutch section in the “international foods” aisle in my local grocery story. (I know they’re from more places than the Netherlands, that’s just where I find them.)

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sik0fewl 2 points 7 days ago

The best part is that clump only counts as one piece.

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NuanceDemon 15 points 7 days ago

I want to stay in bed, eating black licorice.

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atomicorange 2 points 7 days ago

🤘

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QuantumSparkles 1 point 7 days ago

It’s like eating a tire in the best way

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deacon 14 points 8 days ago

More for me.

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Bytemite 13 points 7 days ago

Not a shitpost, but don't eat too much black licorice all at once, it can cause heart problems. Too much of the glycyrrhizin produced naturally in the plant's root that's used to make black licorice causes your kidneys to flood potassium out into your blood and it'll mess up the electrical signals in your heart. You have to eat like two bags a day for two weeks though.

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SaveTheTuaHawk 13 points 7 days ago

Most licorice candy is actually made from anise root, which has no glycyrrhizin.

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BenLeMan 2 points 7 days ago

Eh, I can't eat it anymore, anyway. Gives me a headache.

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ParadoxSeahorse 12 points 7 days ago

I know this a shitpost, because yet another food item legitimately has shit in it, this is now a constant problem in America.

I can only presume it’s because the workers are treated extremely badly, remunerated poorly, and the corpos face no consequences for apparently disgusting factories, and there’s no regulations?

There’s no reason this should happen in a modern factory, there should be three hand wash stations before a worker even gets close to the food.

“American food tastes like shit”

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droans 13 points 7 days ago

Nah, it's just that some people don't like the flavor of anise.

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InputZero 6 points 7 days ago

Okay but for real a little anise in a few recipes makes them taste right. I do not like the taste of black licorice but I keep a little star anise in the spice cupboard and a small piece makes ramen taste right.

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ParadoxSeahorse 3 points 7 days ago

Yeah but you have to keep your anise clean and hygienic if you want people to eat it

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hanke 11 points 7 days ago

I think rats and birds in the factories are the main source of shit contamination in american foods factories

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lastlybutfirstly 5 points 7 days ago

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

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rumba 12 points 7 days ago

Their actual quote is "recalled 100 tons for possible fecal contamination".

But it's not any more real than OP's image

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SourDragon 12 points 7 days ago

The article was written by Big Candy Corn™

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SaveTheTuaHawk 4 points 7 days ago

A subsidiary of Big Traffic Cone™.

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Rothe 10 points 7 days ago

Nordics: Good. More for us.

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Imgonnatrythis 9 points 7 days ago

Current fda is so fucked they probably like black licorice.

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expletivedeleted 26 points 7 days ago

I don't understand. I honestly love black licorice.

They wouldn't even make it if no one liked it. I also like dishes that use fennel or anise.

Always have and always will. Red licorice is the garbage one.

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sin_free_for_00_days 4 points 7 days ago

I was in my teens, I think, the first time a friend said they liked black licorice. I really thought they were kidding, just blew my mind. I mean, if you like something, you like it, can't really argue with that. Still.

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expletivedeleted 3 points 7 days ago

I think the flavor is too strong on its own for people to appreciate, but you may be surprised how it has been used in dishes you loved.

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brown567 3 points 7 days ago

I also love licorice =)

I really like licorice root tea, and when I was a kid I'd take the seeds out of star anise pods and suck on them XD

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Simulation6 4 points 7 days ago

Also a black licorice fan. Got to try a Dutch licorice pipe once and it was great.

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mr_satan 2 points 7 days ago

I'm the opposite. Cannot stand a hint of licorice or anise in any shape or form. It had made me genuinely gag in the childhood. Nowadays it's just unpleasant to an extreme degree.

P.S.:
I'm not dunking on the thing. If you like, you like. Good for you.

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Bluewing 2 points 7 days ago

Red licorice isn't even licorice.

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Rolive 9 points 7 days ago

Laughs in Dutch

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crunchy 0 points 7 days ago

They'd be correct for once!

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olejellylegs 9 points 8 days ago

“Recommends chewing a handful of anise seeds and grimacing…”

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zod000 7 points 7 days ago

Too honest to be coming from this FDA

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db2 5 points 8 days ago

The chocolate one is also gross and weird and yet you end up eating all of it.

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RickyRigatoni 8 points 8 days ago

Chocolate licorice is gross and weird in a good way. Black licorice is gross and weird in a gross an weird way.

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BooBees 5 points 8 days ago

I’ve never once eaten the chocolate one and I only once took a bite of the black one.

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db2 4 points 8 days ago

Try the chocolate. It tastes fake but it's still better than Hershey's vomit chocolate by far.

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TrackenDaKracken 1 point 7 days ago

Well, now I want to try a peanut butter and black licorice sandwich on sourdough toast with butter.

I bet that would be amazing.

We're gonna need a name for this sandwich, too.

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db2 1 point 7 days ago

"Taco Bell was closed"wich

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gatitaQwQ 3 points 7 days ago

Unfortunately, these days it feels like there’s poison in almost everything, as if they’re trying to kill us faster.

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redlemace 3 points 7 days ago

-At least- The Netherlands, Sweden and Finland are taking an offense !

edit: the picture shows less than 0.25 serving

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ExLisper 1 point 7 days ago

It's an acquired taste. Of shit.

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heartSagan5 2 points 7 days ago

And what of root beer?

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Heide -3 points 7 days ago

It tastes like shit and there is some evidence it even lowers testosterone. It has no redeeming qualities

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finallymadeanaccount 8 points 7 days ago

In that case, foreign armies could deploy millions of bags of them at invading US military, turning them Low-T and making Pete Hegseth fire them! Tactics. Always tactics.

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