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7 days ago by ickplant to c/funny

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Remember_the_tooth 114 points 7 days ago

Day 1: All boob access has been rescinded until real action on climate change occurs

Day 2: Sweeping, global legislature addressing climate change

Day 3: Utopian eco-boobular future

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ickplant 34 points 7 days ago

Lysistrata had a point, didn’t she.

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Remember_the_tooth 14 points 7 days ago

I feel ignorant now. It's the first I've heard of her. I knew of similar historical tactics with great effect, but I didn't know it went so far back. Thanks for the history lesson.

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wyldrstallyns 4 points 7 days ago

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Remember_the_tooth 3 points 7 days ago

I love that XKCD. At this point, the 10,000 is my main social circle.

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captainlezbian 6 points 7 days ago

That was my takeaway from the play

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wonderingwanderer 11 points 7 days ago

Except that won't work because rich people will always have access to boobs

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LemmySuxNow 16 points 7 days ago

That's quitter talk. We need solidarity among boob owners. Let nothing divide us.

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wonderingwanderer 6 points 7 days ago

I don't make the rules, but boob owners aren't a monolith and good luck convincing every last one to stop giving boob to rich men.

If you find yourself questioning the veracity of that statement then ask yourself how Elon Musk ended up having so many offspring... it certainly wasn't because he had a charming personality or an attractive body...

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ignotum 0 points 7 days ago

Rich people don't care about boobs, all they care about is the age being is in the single digits

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ToastedRavioli 4 points 7 days ago

That strategy didnt exactly go phenomenally for the temperance movement, but I guess technically they did get two constitutional amendments out of it

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protist 2 points 7 days ago

Don't quote me on this, but I'm pretty sure the temperance movement also played a pretty big role in helping women get organized for the women's suffrage movement. Also it gave us the YMCA and Salvation Army

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Darkard 3 points 6 days ago

Ah yes, a Mammorytocracy

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Remember_the_tooth 3 points 6 days ago

See also: Boobarchy

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stinkytofuisgood 2 points 7 days ago

But what if they're all cocksuckers :(

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cloudshouter 52 points 7 days ago

TITS OUT FOR CLIMATE!!!

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JoeBigelow 9 points 7 days ago

And for Harambe?

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Derpenheim 20 points 7 days ago

No, dude. Its dicks out for harambe.

Tits are for the climate

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SethTaylor 6 points 7 days ago

Wait... so what are pussies for?

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VicksVaporBBQrub 21 points 7 days ago

Cuddles and chaos.

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wyldrstallyns 2 points 7 days ago

They didn't get the ribbon.

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ianhclark510 44 points 7 days ago

2012: free the nipple!

2026: the nipple is endangered, we must save its native habitat from destruction by human caused climate change

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wyldrstallyns 4 points 7 days ago

/*//themalenipple has entered the chat

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UltraMagnus0001 37 points 7 days ago

Real enemy are people who don't appreciate all boobs.

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NakshatraAstro 1 point 7 days ago

True

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UnderpantsWeevil 28 points 7 days ago

Climate Change -> Wet Bulb Temperature -> The sweety underboob

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ickplant 21 points 7 days ago

Swamp boob is the worst. Thanks, climate change!

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wyldrstallyns 2 points 7 days ago

Cock owners've thought they have it bad with swamp scrote, but that's only one thing we've been so confidently wrong about. 🙇🏼‍♂️

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wyldrstallyns 1 point 7 days ago

I'm not sure they're "sweet" in that state.

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whaleross 24 points 7 days ago

Boob owners?

Free the boob!

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ebber 10 points 7 days ago

Just the one? 😞

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banazir 23 points 7 days ago

Just the favorite one.

A painting of Agnes Sorel showing one boob.

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wyldrstallyns 7 points 7 days ago

The other's just shy, but once you get to know her, she's just as amazing as her teammate.

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IzzyJ 4 points 7 days ago

You have no idea how much you just boosted my confidence

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NOPper 3 points 7 days ago

It's trying to hard to get back to that book.

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AeonFelis 7 points 7 days ago

Leave the other as a control group.

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RickyRigatoni 4 points 7 days ago

Private booberty is theft.

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wyldrstallyns 2 points 7 days ago

That's a bit too close to an incel comment, maybe? 😅

ie. "I'm being robbed of my right to boobs everywhere", etc.

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Honytawk 14 points 7 days ago

I would give anything for a world with more boobs of any size and less climate change.

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wyldrstallyns 1 point 7 days ago

I'm all for 100% freed boobs everywhere if it means we, collectively, have more than a few decades left.

(the species might survive a bit longer, but maybe that's being overly generous?)

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WhoIzDisIz 12 points 7 days ago

Waiting for some chud to respond with "Climate change... in her pants!"

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DagwoodIII 20 points 7 days ago

Interesting preemptive strike there.

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WhoIzDisIz 5 points 7 days ago

I'm no chud, but I'm afraid the thought occurred to me unbidden & it was honestly the only excuse I could come up with to hide behind while also not wasting the joke. Weird mixture of embarrassment & yet wanting to share the joke. I don't know what to say for myself...

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wonderingwanderer 4 points 7 days ago

In other words... it was projection.

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DagwoodIII 2 points 7 days ago

Funny thing. I had a similar situation. I made the joke and the person it was intended for liked it, but other people heard and I had to admit that I overstepped. But live and comment section are different

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wyldrstallyns 2 points 7 days ago

Thus, your journey to the Dad Joke side begins...

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Demdaru 3 points 7 days ago

Also lol, Lemmy is kinda past such humor lol. Such an enemy could not present itself for decades!

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wyldrstallyns 1 point 7 days ago

It's a civic duty for each of us to welcome and help reform refugees from those other places, NGL. 🧏🏼‍♂️

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Slovene85 5 points 7 days ago

Wait, let me try one: I hope boobs manage to stop the sea level rise, but they'll always cause a rise in my pants. How did I do?

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wyldrstallyns 2 points 7 days ago

Displacement says otherwise —if they aren't handled with informed intention & positive attention. 🥰

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Imgonnatrythis 3 points 7 days ago

Just say it mate, it may feel liberating.

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CkrnkFrnchMn 11 points 7 days ago

Small boobs usually mean nice bums...and I'm a bum man.

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meat 11 points 7 days ago

Same with big boobs; likely nice bums.

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HerbalGamer 6 points 7 days ago

Basically, bums are nice.

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wyldrstallyns 2 points 7 days ago

Bums: the original boobs.

(yes, yes, the Invincible meme is relevant here)

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HalfSalesman 10 points 7 days ago

As someone into fem leaning androgyny, small boobs making a girl boyish is a win.

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wyldrstallyns 3 points 7 days ago

Preach. 🥵

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wyldrstallyns 8 points 7 days ago

Titties Against Tyranny! Every kind of boobs united against every kind of corruption, exploitation, oppression, et al!

Truly Of The People, By The People, For The People. 🙇🏼‍♂️✊🏼

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LovableSidekick 2 points 7 days ago

Tits for TAT!

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wyldrstallyns 2 points 7 days ago

That's the oldschool cost for ink, too.

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LovableSidekick 7 points 7 days ago

unexpected

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dawcas 6 points 7 days ago

I'm trying to lose weight, so my hopes are that the small boobs go away along with the belly... And now I'm thinking about how to write a story of a polycule of two boobs and one belly that run away to live their love freely.

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wyldrstallyns 7 points 7 days ago

Poor booty, left behind per usual. 🥹

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dawcas 5 points 7 days ago

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wyldrstallyns 2 points 7 days ago

Eyy, deep cut. 🤌🏼

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rumba 6 points 6 days ago

But what about C-Cups for Climate Change?

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switcheroo 6 points 7 days ago

Truth. Big boobs, small boobs... climate change affects us all. Save the tatas!

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wyldrstallyns 3 points 7 days ago

Mine left town after I stopped eating like an blithe idiot. I'm still an ardent ally, as always, though.

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RickyRigatoni 5 points 7 days ago

Boob owner contracts to bowner.

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Tattorack 4 points 7 days ago

I like all sizes of boob. Let's fight climate change together.

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Malica 3 points 7 days ago

Epstein class

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AvaddonLFC 3 points 6 days ago

i remember you! lol

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Drusas 2 points 7 days ago

Small boob owners also don't fit popular fashion.

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bilouba 2 points 6 days ago

Big boobs feel too big to be desirable? Said who? Is it another US thing?

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rhymeswithduck 1 point 7 days ago

Did you steal this from u/Track_shovel right after they posted it? Your identical posts are right next to each other in my feed, posted an hour apart. If not, that's some crazy coincidence.

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ickplant 1 point 7 days ago

Haha, nope, I posted it as a result of cleaning out my camera roll from like 2019 and posting the memes I find. It is crazy that someone else posted it at around the same time.

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