Speak for yourself. I'm a dude and currently smell like oranges and lavender

me spending a bunch of time and money to find and buy unscented stuff:

What the fuck does an F-16 smell like?

Me wearing lavender mint deodorant:

Tactical body wash with essence of slaughterhouse, IPAs at the axe throwing place, and gym floor mats covered in sweat from the bois.

My deodorant apparently smells of "dry impact" and I guess, the color red...?

As in, they have another deodorant in the shops of the same brand, identical description on the label, except it uses blue as the highlight color and it says "dry active" instead.

Like, those pictures are way too concrete in the meme. I just get to smell like concepts.

Apparently, women are supposed to smell like things while men are supposed to smell like concepts.

Jokes on you, guys. Your buying the same stuff as women just with "cool" names.

Marking for men is marketing for 16-year old:

• Gilette Power Fusion
• Weber Stealth Kettle

I realised earlier today that my shower gel has a stylised snail on it. Like...that's a snail, right? Leaving a snail trail of hydration across my body.

The gender product grift is laughable. And yet people eat it up. I couldn’t believe the first time I saw these at almost 2x markup of regular unscented baby wipes:

Ultra-mega-kickass-sharktooth-rocket-spice smells so good!

What’s the fruit that looks like a cross between an eggplant and a coconut with tauntaun guts?

Don’t take my rabid shark deodorant away from me.

I just get whatever is on sale that has an effective track record on my BO. Work with fluids and sweat all day so I can smell like an airplane or a shark or flower as long as I don’t smell like body funk I’m happy.

I am a man and I chose my deodorant because to me it smells like fruit roll up. I'm not a shill, so if you're curious, it's this kind:

Its fine being and smelling softer :3

I'm going more diesel scented this year.

I buy manly vanilla or citrus deodorant because I am a manly man.

No bear glove love?

I stopped in a Walgreens the other week on a trip to vegas to get some spray-on deodorant. They had a dozen womens options, mens had 6 versions of degree, all locked inside containers so you couldn't smell any. I ended up going with 'white'. I would have loved some jet fuel options....

For me it's more like "which one of these is least likely to give me a rash"

When can we start getting the nihilist aromas? Yankee Candles has some I think. I want 'goodbye to a good friend', 'de ja vu', 'deep repose', and 'scenic outcrop'.

I see 3 chads 2 in the meme 1 femme man represented in the comments.

I just pick unscented and apply perfume/cologne when i want to smell a certain way

Salt stick FTW

I just want deodorant that stops my pits sweating and smells like nothing. Do they make non-binary coded deodorant? I imagine that would be exactly what I need.

Reminds me of the WD-40-scented perfume (regardless of if it's even real or not).

wtf is that fruit with tons of seeds?

To be fair I need everything on that bottom picture to overpower my armpit sweat 😅

I just look for solid gel over liquids or pastes and deodorant over antiperspirant, smell a few and go with what smells least offensive. Couldn't tell you what any of them are called because even when they are supposed to smell like an actual smell they rarely actually smell like that thing, really.

Pine, cedar, sandlewood and related tree scents are literally some of the most common, yet not featured?