I need an adult

12 hours ago by titty_wizard to c/lemmyshitpost

lightnsfw 36 points 7 hours ago

Your internal combustion engine has become an external combustion engine.

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Jo4ted 21 points 12 hours ago

Not enough fuel in the tank. Go fill it up and check if it goes away :3

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rockSlayer 10 points 11 hours ago

Should probably top up on some oil too

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snoons 5 points 10 hours ago

In this case the light shows you where to put the fuel as well.

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Triumph 17 points 11 hours ago

Check engine

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Rhaedas 11 points 11 hours ago

That's a pretty serious engine light, looks like it might be blinking. Must be from a mis...fire.

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TrackenDaKracken 9 points 12 hours ago

What maniac stops to take a picture of an engine fire?

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alcoholicorn 6 points 9 hours ago

What else are you gonna do? Blow it out?

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workerONE 6 points 8 hours ago

It's overheating

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WorldsDumbestMan 4 points 7 hours ago

It means its time to roast marshmellows

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hildegarde 4 points 9 hours ago

That's the close the hood and run away light.

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A_Union_of_Kobolds 4 points 11 hours ago

Insurance buys you a new car

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insanemantis 3 points 4 hours ago

Oh that's just the exothermic indication light. All it means is that the temperature needs to be recalibrated, nothing too fancy

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Ioughttamow 3 points 10 hours ago

Car camping

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Onyxonblack 3 points 9 hours ago

Imagine how some (most?) of the people in Idiocracy might have reacted to fire..

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lenocolomo 2 points 6 hours ago

Oh, I like fights. Oh, hell yeah!

Meanwhile it's just his car being brutally demolished by police while a crowd forms around it.

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MidsizedSedan 3 points 8 hours ago

Campfire season. That means winter is coming, and its time to get your marshmallows and tents ready

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rumba 3 points 8 hours ago

Leak in the fuel system.

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ryannathans 3 points 11 hours ago

Looks like the firewall is working

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knacht1 2 points 10 hours ago

Your driving a Chevrolet?

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molten 2 points 2 hours ago

When the check engine light stops asking

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myyass 1 point 4 hours ago

Realize that you now have gray hairs in your beard and think about the time when you first saw this meme and you didn't.

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Shayeta 1 point 3 hours ago

The fuel line burst and fuel coming out of it ignited.

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fc78 1 point 4 hours ago

Cross your fingers that the rig burns to the ground so you can get your insurance check

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reader 1 point 11 hours ago

stop the car

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