So it's beans now? I've seen a post or 2. Sure fuck it I'm down.
"Dude I've been here since the beans" coming in a few years
I know Lemmy is about to take off because the porn is quickly moving from drawn henti and furry images to gonewild onlyfan contributors. I call it the QOTP Index (Quality Of The Porn). Reddit is done.
3 years ago by Reddit_was_fun to c/lemmyshitpost
I think it started when someone said that Lemmy users would upvote a can of beans.
#knowyourmeme
I was there.
The difference on being here one week before of after the APIcalypse.
Same now we need the only fans, no poop challenge, holding a can of beans then we will have it all.
Or "dude I've been here since the 3-day no-poop challenge"!
Bean gang
I gotchu https://sh.itjust.works/post/715364
This feels like early days of the internet and I'm all for it.
Also I had already upvoted that and just forgot about it lol
Do it, coward
I keep referencing a joke one of my friends made years ago. He was joking with a guy saying they should gangbang his girlfriend in a bathtub full of baked beans. Understandably, the guy didn’t get the humor in it and things got pretty heated. It’s been ~20 years and I still bring it up whenever I can.
Can't wait for the onlyfans accounts that spam the same vanilla nsfw image into 50 different communities at once. /s
"Feeling down cause someone said my boobs aren't that great, what do you guys think?"
"I'm so shy" whilst she exposes her bare anus to the gods.
Anytime somebody initiates one of these self-negging comments in a bid for attention, even when it's this "I'm a waste of space, I'm just an inconvenience to everyone", type of stuff, I am sorely tempted to just passively agree; "Mmhmm. Yeah."
They're wasting their money on something they could have for free, but it's their money to waste 🤷.
And spamming all the subreddits regardless of how relevant they were with the same shitty advertisement.
Tbh that whole instance should have a rule about 0 self promotion to paywalled and/or abridged content without a link to the full source for free as well. It's really anyone to have any links stifled because he OP is an onlyfans model. If you wanna post here for advertisement, you better put up or shut up.
It's pretty easy. Just don't go to lemmynsfw.com. hopefully, we'll get a way to subscribe to block all communities on another instance with a single click at some point to make this easier.
NSFW communities don't show up by default. You can create an account on that instance to view all of them, or visit https://lemmyverse.net/communities to search for your specific interests.
create an account on that instance
I was told I could create an account anywhere on the fediverse and it wouldn't matter, I'd see everything. If I need to create an account every time I want to see some booba, that's not very seamless. Can I not just subscribe and see it on this lemmy.world account?
This is all very confusing coming from the one-account-one-site "everything just works" of reddit.
This site might just solve the main issue I had with discoverability in Lemmy, thanks!
I think you have to be signed in to see the NSFW stuff. Clicking the link above will take you to the instance site, logging you out. I think you need to search the instance url in Lemmy to go there from your instance?
Um, how'd you get that interrobang?
Maybe don't go to https://pornlemmy.com it's a silly place.
It seems it's not federated to this instance. pasting !pornlemmy@pornlemmy.com in the search bar doesn't find it.
EDIT: Oh the irony, The Link above works. The search doesn't
That must be a weird glitch everywhere right now. I can search for something but not find it, though I know it exists, but as soon as I post the link, then click the link twice (i.e. click the link, go back and click it again), the community shows up. Has happened twice for me. Is search just broken/ not working?
It's absolutely disgusting subscribes
Just remember how quickly Tumblr fold after they started banning porn.
Don't ever underestimate the power of horniness in which large part of the internet runs on.
That dead woman called Tumblr is still walking with a healthy strut these days, also soaking up some displaced Redditors. Horny shit is slowly but surely returning to Tumblr's fields, as well.
Tumblr illustrates the problem with porn in general, they didn't shut it down for no reason, they shut it down because the pedos had decided to use it as a dissemination portal for their vile shit, and the structure of Tumblr made it difficult to moderate away, especially at scale. Thus, Apple threatening to pull them from the app store, for good reason. All they could do was go scorched earth on porno.
So that's the issue we're going to have, here, and I'm not sure if the "some guy running an instance for the fuck of it" model is prepared for it.
The key difference with lemmy is, if that one instance is the one disseminating cp, they get defederated, and so removed from the other normal users, and then if the instance doesn't shut down, LEO gets involved. The other normal porn-hosting instances can operate business as usual.
Law enforcement would probably shut down such instances faster than the rest of Lemmy could collectively defederate them.
Hosting such stuff on the clear web is basically asking for a joint FBI, NCA and other major law enforcement agency raid on your premises.
I don't know, law enforcement can be pretty slow. I definitely see a few cease and desists happening before any real action, and as soon as that starts, the sane instances defederate.
Regardless, the point is, they get taken care of in one of a multitude of ways.
The piratebay has been running since 2003 - 2023 on the clear web. Thats how hard it is to take down a website when done properly. With the few times its been down and/or raided thats still 99.99% uptime.
Not quite how it happened.
Yahoo banned porn on Tumblr because Apple found a CSAM image on their platform, banned their app from the App Store, then as a condition for unbanning the Tumblr app, issued them an ultimatum to outright ban pornographic content. I originally thought that Yahoo's justification was an excuse they used because they couldn't be bothered to invest the resources needed to purge illegal content from their platform, but apparently Discord have been hit with similarly puritanical demands from Apple and Google, who basically have a monopoly on what apps go on your smartphone,
Nevertheless, Tumblr's porn exodus is the core reason why Yahoo sold the platform to Automattic for pennies compared to how much they originally acquired Tumblr for. It even sparked a renaissance of lewd artists flocking to Newgrounds - a site that was originally on its knees due to the death of Flash animations and browser gaming.
It's also worth noting that Automattic have since partially dialed-back the ban. Nudity is allowed on Tumblr again, but graphic sexual content isn't. Obviously they did this in direct response to Elon Musk enshittifying Twitter. Another reason I think Tumblr is living on is because it was known for three things: porn, niche fandoms and social justice warriors. Musk has notably burned bridges with any Twitter users who oppose hate speech.
God forbid if Tim Cook and Sundar Pichai find out there's porn on Reddit....
Do you have a source on that? It doesn't smell right. Every platform (All of them. Every single one. No exceptions) that allows user-submitted images/videos has an issue that some of that content is illegal. CSAM is the most obvious, but not the only one. What made Tumblr different from the 20 million+ instances on Facebook? Source1, Source2 At the time, scrolling through r/All for just a few minutes was nearly certain to show something pornographic, although not CSAM.
The story I heard (admittedly, I'm having trouble finding a source at the moment) is that Tumblr's tools to remove CSAM weren't good enough. While they would remove the offending image when it was reported, they did not delete the connections to other users/groups. Which meant it was easy to find more, even after some had been removed. In turn, that meant that it quickly became the platform of choice for anyone uploading this stuff, creating a higher volume and ratio of illegal content.
While I know Apple has long been anti-porn, it seems unlikely that they would take such an arbitrary hard line while ignoring countless others.
When I browse "all" on here, there is the occasional tiddy in between. I appreciate that. Reddit's r/all was so much better when nudity wasn't purged from it.
The shit.wit.tit frequency index. A true measure of the health of a social media site?
Can I 100 % ban all porn from my feed? I feel like people aren't obligated to flag their porn stuff so how can it be filtered?
Probably not yet. Hopefully better tagging and filtering features could be implemented in the future, right now the devs are understandably busy with performance optimization however. Third party apps might be able to filter better client-side, too. Blocking entire instances for example (like lemmynsfw.com).
If you want porn gone from your All feed right now you have to manually block subs that allow it. It is possible, but will be tedious. You can turn off NSFW completely on your profile, but that also filters out non-porn NSFW posts of course.
Edit: your Home feed will be clean as long as you don't subscribe to any subs that allow porn. But that doesn't give you the chance to find new subs like on All.
Yeah, it’s difficult to scroll Lemmy on the bus to work because of all the boobs. I still want NSFW posts, just not necessarily boobs.
The internet is for porn. Don’t make me link the video proving it.
Grab your dick and double click
https://piped.projectsegfau.lt/watch?v=LTJvdGcb7Fs
https://piped.projectsegfau.lt/watch?v=YRgNOyCnbqg
One of those, presumably.
This one, from like 20 years ago. :)
Please do!
17 years ago 💀
Coomer 101
I came here to laugh, and masturbate
Technology has more or less flowed with the proliferation of porn. VHS (over Betamax), bluray (over HD-DVD), online payments and other Internet features rose to prominence because pornographic content helped spearhead their adoption.
I will die on the hill that blu-ray won over HD-DVD purely because the PS3 could play blu-ray and the Xbox 360 couldn't play either. Blu-ray players were crazy expensive when the PS3 came out, to the point that the PS3 was the cheapest blu-ray player when it came out.
Porn industries only chose blu-ray once it was already in the PS3. Out of all the HD-DVD players and blu-ray players on the planet combined at the end of the format war 10 out of 11 were PS3s. Also not to mention that almost everyone backed blu-ray and it was the objectively better format. It held 40% more information and was backed by the biggest media companies. On top of the fact blockbuster went blu-ray.
Honestly it's very tiresome that everyone says that porn did it when you can look at the facts and see that the war was won by blu-ray from the start and that most porn content was available on both formats for a long time, basically guaranteeing that it couldn't have affected the outcome. Like I get that "haha porn funny" but it clearly wasn't the deciding factor, and arguably not a factor at all. Like any cursory look into the history dispels the myth immediately which makes me wonder why everyone feels the need to parrot it as if it's fact.
I could've sworn HD-DVD had more porn studios backing it. But it was also the time when professional commercial porn was dying as a business.
Even games. Artists and devs, specially 3d, are constantly improving their skills and tools to make better content. Not solely because of porn, but it helps to rush it. When you want to make it so that a certain viscous fluid or liquid dripping or flowing looks ultra realistic, you work to improve the tech behind its rendering. Then you share it and we get more realistic rendering for other games, for example. I'm trying to remember of a specific case of when a breakthrough for 3d rendering came directly from 3d hentai but I can't find it. What's also funny is that even game consoles from the 70s had porn games already
I'm not sure that's a valid comparison. Tumblr was overwhelmingly porn, which was its biggest selling point. The only thing dumber was when OnlyFans tried to ban hardcore porn (Fortunately, I guess, they saw the light pretty quick and relented)
While Reddit always had porn, it was never the primary draw.
From tiny floppies to big hard dicks
Can we all vote this as the official measure of a successor of sites like reddit.
It sounds very scientific
Seeing as we are both alt porn users, if I disable NSFW on my main, will it show me non porn NSFW? There's a community called uncle jokes and a lot of their posts are marked NSFW. And I don't wanna miss them.
What occurred to me is you could have an account on a no porn instance which doesn't allow access to porn instances, perhaps that may be an answer.
That's interesting. My blocklist is almost exclusively german communities (because I don't speak german) I see zero porn on my feed and I haven't quite figured out why. I know sopuli.xyz doesn't allow porn but I don't get why I'm not seeing it from other instances either.
Ahh, okay. When I next the chance I'll figure out the blacklist and put most of lemmynsfw and pornlemmy on there.
I had a feeling it'd be like this. Thank you for confirming.
You can disable NSFW post's from showing up entirely.
My lemmy page was already covered in weird fucked up hentai and drawn stuff when I signed up. I've had to block communities one at a time, just to have non-pornographic NSFW content.
Let's workshop it.
PQI: Porn Quality Index
Index of Cumming Quality, ICQ. Then us olds will feel even more old.
In other news, apparently ICQ is still a thing.
Uh oh!
Oof, I DO feel old now
Good. At my work there is another term for PQI. I can use this one nicely.
Index of Cumming Quality, ICQ. Then us olds will feel even more old.
In other news, apparently ICQ is still a thing.
This guy subscribes to OnlyPaws
I don't think so 😏
Oh fuck, i completely forgot about betamax and HD-DVD. Back in Uni I wrote a 20 page paper about failed formats. I sent my first draft to my professor for feedback. He called me in and asked "Have you thought about porn?" I bet my facial expression must have been priceless.
That's a myth. Betamax lost because it couldn't record long enough. Movies had to be on two tapes. By the time they finally extended the time VHS was already dominant
So it's twice as difficult to hide your porn on betamax then VHS?
Technology Connections isn't just some random youtuber. It's a guy who can make an hour-long video about a cheap fridge and make a million views in a week.
He fills a similar niche as James Hoffmann, just with general tech instead of coffee: Fussy in all the right places.
Technology Connections is the bomb.
Betamax may have been higher quality, but the fact is that consumer TVs of the time couldn't display the difference in quality.
Classic Tropic Thunder scene.
I was one of the five people who owned the HD-DVD player for the Xbox 360 🫡
OC boobies leading the way
I don't like porn, and I don't want to see it, but I'm glad it's come here since it can bring more people in (like Reddit's porn communities)
Let’s face it. The quality of porn on Reddit died over a year ago. Porn businesses got involved and sauce vanished. The content has been weak. It was probably all part of the plan in the Reddit IPO scope of things.
I will never pay for porn and the big studios can suck it till I cum on their faces. Porn will always be free forever.
I'd argue with those impediments you did something wrong in cultivating your feed.
I would agree if Onlyfans creators put even a shred of effort into their content. Most of all it is just them sitting in front of a camera for a few minutes.
They aren't making money by making porn, they are making money by fostering parasocial relationships with people desperate for intimacy.
Most of them anyway. And no, I never subscribed to any, I pirate it. And the noise to content ratio is like 99 to 1.
Lemmynsfw my friend. Has tons of growing subs. Check it out. Don't forget redgifs.com too.
The one account I kept active over there is my porn account because I’ve spent a lot of time curating my feed and can’t get that anywhere else. Not to mention, Reddit doesn’t get ad revenue from the porn subs.
The one account I kept active over there is my porn account because I’ve spent a lot of time curating my feed and can’t get that anywhere else. Not to mention, Reddit doesn’t get ad revenue from the porn subs.
A pornnoisseur if you will.
The one account I kept active over there is my porn account because I’ve spent a lot of time curating my feed and can’t get that anywhere else. Not to mention, Reddit doesn’t get ad revenue from the porn subs.
The one account I kept active over there is my porn account because I’ve spent a lot of time curating my feed and can’t get that anywhere else. Not to mention, Reddit doesn’t get ad revenue from the porn subs.
Best porn so far is on lemmynsfw.com
People who post or interact with porn also post other stuff.
Tumblr died after they killed off porn, because porn users left the site. That made Tumblr less interesting for people who followed those porn users' non-porn content, which meant that some of them left. Which in turn made it worse for people following that second group, and so on.
The same might happen the other way around. One can only hope.
Tumblr didn't die. It's still around. It's biggest issue is it's shitty search function, not lack of porn (which they did need to remove due to all the cp on there)
Source: Was on Tumblr for nearly a decade.
Somebody really needs to let this guy know….
There are ways to handle illegal porn other than a blanket ban on all porn. Pretty much every site can manage it, including reddit and twitter.
To be fair pornhub had to nuke the majority of their user submitted content because they couldn't evidence that it wasn't illegal. I can understand a company that doesn't actually want to be a porn site just blanket banning.
Reddit is the only site I've seen that had a problem with it actually handle it, Twitter absolutely didn't, insta didn't, Tumblr didn't, 4chan kind of did but became a klan rally in exchange so I'm not really sure you can call that success
So the answer was unpaid mods all along.
Er.. Tumblr spent many years trying to combat all the cp on their site. They were losing, so banning porn entirely just made the most sense. Did it suck? Yea. But it wasn't the end of Tumblr.
Wait you guys are getting porn?
This is the quality content I cum here for....
Is the final stage r/amiugly ?
it’s r/truerateme
meh, for me the gonewild crowd peddling their OF accounts and the inevitable thirsty interactions are a sign of a falling porn quality index, really wish something could be done about it. but in one thing you're right, reddit is done.
Step lemming what are you doing
I guess this is how you can tell your thing is gonna be a thing. Once the porn people find it, literally loads of people are gonna find your place.
I've found my people ❤️
Where are you finding porn on Lemmy? Asking for a friend.
I find porn absolutely disgusting. It's a vile, evil concoction that only caters to the most animalistic of instincts. If you're like me, avoid lemmynsfw.com at all costs.
There is a whole instance at lemmynsfw.com with a plethora of communities for NSFW materials.
Do you have nsfw posts turned off in your profile?
!yiff@Yiffit.net from the sounds of it
I am all for people enjoying whatever their kink is (as long as it isn’t harming others) but that was one of the first communities I had to block. That group is full of prolific posters.
Just look at all new
Your instance may have defederated from the nsfw one then.
When you browse All, you should see the posts.
How do I even get porn? The app I'm using apparently hides all nsfw content and there isn't an option to turn it off. What app should I use instead? Can I only do porn on the browser?
You have to go into account settings and not app settings... Allegedly
can confirm. i've been seeing a lot of boobies
Love your username. Hopefully we can make the threadiverse funner than Reddit ever was(If it isn't already).
Hahaha this is a good index
Y’all have never heard of pornhub? Idk how you people will get off to 5 second clips or photos, it’s not the 90s anymore. And it’s annoying going to some chick’s profile and seeing all these duplicate posts across different subs/communities
People actually liked Hentai? I just can't shake the feeling that it was drawn by some rotund gentleman with Cheeto stained fingers.
We hit the big time, here we goooooooo
Its not over until the fat lady sings there are Snitties.
Thank you for your service to all the beautiful nsfw OPs making this platform great 🙏
It's science.
How do I even get porn? The app I'm using apparently hides all nsfw content and there isn't an option to turn it off. What app should I use instead? Can I only do porn in the browser?
Jerboa has the porn
I use Connect for this account and a separate account for a nfsw lemmy instance.
First make sure nsfw posts enabled in your account and then go to any community in lemmynsfw.com
https://mega.nz/... porn chat
How do I even get porn? The app I'm using apparently hides all nsfw content and there isn't an option to turn it off. What app should I use instead? Can I only do porn in the browser?
Where can I find that drawn porn, tho? Preferably that doesn't include CP cuz holy shit there was a lot of CP friendly stuff (not outright CP thankfully) popping up when I was googling where all the porn on Lemmy was at.
Sad but accurate index.
Don't watch porn guys. It's toxic and kinda pathetic (you're literally getting off to other men having sex with girls while you play with yourself).
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@lemmy.world
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
...
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
...
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
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Content
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-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
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First GW OC poster to post an image of herself (sorry boys) naked holding a can of beans is going to melt this place down faster than KBins backed up queue.
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