sh.itjust.works was having issues.

Return code 0 is good.

Of course... what sane person doesn't wear both boots 🤨.

I don't recommend it, the more boots you use the heavier your computer will be. I've got mine down to half a boot and I'm working on getting it down to a quarter.

Because the sound goes through pipes and you need to let them rest, otherwise they might burst from the sound pressure.

Because you also need to install Trenchcoat for it to work

Have you checked the logs?

Something similar is happening to me on Manjaro. Semms the newest pipewire update made it so it doesn't auto-route devices to the main sound output anymore...

One thing that works for me on Pop OS is to switch audio device in the settings, it's like the buffer gets filled up and switching device flushes it.

Yes... most probably.

No it was created by his good twin Linux tech tips

Going to Nut in Unix

Chaos

It does creepy pedo things on your files.

it sends your files directly to the communist party of china

well... it sure is a possibility

Yes.

Take your pick, I'm feeling generous today.

The clown

That is what happens when none of your alphabet keys on your keyboard are working, but you still wanna communicate online.

An alias for "sudo shutdown now"

A funny command that gives you free chocolate

An emoticon with a weird hat

A text based Rorschach test. That one is clearly a mouse chasing a cat.

Try it in your terminal and come back here to tell us the results

Shut up, we don't need no Cthulhu here.

Emergency breaks

They're socks that programmers usually wear when they're out, not programming, because everyone needs socks when they go out. But, programmers felt underappreciated if their socks are called just like everyone elses socks, so they changed their name by adding programmer in front.

They are soft material artifacts that protect and warm up the programmer’s feet.

Programming-improving device

They're just regular sockets that do most of the work... the net thing is just added to complicate things.

You don't. It's designed to be unchagable. Only the supreme leader can change that.

In the locale picker it's called YEE-HAW not EN-US 👍

Follow up: how to change to french on templeOS?

It's his second cousin from his aunt's sister in law side.

wayland.social

They're distant cousins, but they avoid each other at family reunions

Whichever one is fake could be real tomorrow.

They are both fake. Neither of them show up any results on google searches.

You’re good. I know one of these is definitely real, but the other one is plausible enough to make me think both are real

If you didn't tell me one of these were fake I would never have questioned it.

Not OP but I know which one is fake because I remember actually doing the other one haha

...Neither?

The system that lets you in it.

It's the title of my personal book of pick up lines.

Don't install it if you want to keep your sanity. The opposite if you don't.

DONT waste your time with quirks mode

DO find a new job

Speaking from personal experience

Well, red is darker than white, so if everyone wears red hats, then global warming will most definitely rise.

All of them, just to be sure

The parameters that suite your needs.

Because Apple has money and revenue, and Linux doesn't.

It's easiest if I just link you to the Wikipedia article on money. Here

Which cards?

A really flat pancake.

IKEA furniture

It's a type of Kool-Aid that everybody's been drinking recently

A flapjack is a comic character

A packaging format for linux

RedStar OS.

Is Damn Small Linux still around?

LFS

we all know its hannah montana os

Linux Is Not Uni X

Linus Is Nuts, Use X

Well, you have only 4 controls for him, up, down, left, right, whereas, let's say Mario, also has fire and jump, so that's 2 controls more, which makes pacman simpler, thus faster.

He eats all the pellets i dropped on the ground and can get rid of ghosts

It's free and open source, unlike Microsoft's proprietary Ms. Pacman

None

Because it'll snap if you don't.

Because its the default

Why do people use snaps on other Distros?

Wait! Distros?

5 to 10, depends on the shade of yellow you'd like to get.

the first orb brings you to the first level

One is divisible by 3 and not 2, and the other is divisible by 2 and not 3

This is very important when checking if your software packages are compatible

A distro is a set of applications preinstalled on a Linux kernel that don't seem to work as expected. Debugging tools usually don't come preinstalled with the distro.

I don't recommend them, they just cause arguments online

it is a tribe, they have conflicting ideas and ideologies apart from that Linux and FOSS is great, everything else is contestable. There is a hierarchy in the tribes with strong links to there initiation ritual. You are free to change tribe as much as you want or even be in multiple tribes but when war breaks out you must defend your tribe.

I am in the Arch, Debian and Alpine tribes.

For the same reason I had to buy a stack of floppies to install it in the 90's

Because not all distros work with their respective boot floppies. I gather you finally realized that in 2013.

There's an EMACS plugin to do it.

You remove the scalar with pliers, then do some welding work on the initilalizer to get it to the proper shape (systemd is known to have unstandard sizes of shape and size plugs). Then, you chop the bit-stream into single bits and insert them one by one into the initializer, hold them there, then plug the initializer in systemd and let the bits fall in it. EZ

You go hungry

You become a happier person.

You should try and download some RAM from the user-space. Regarding the system, you should really switch to a muted one, I was extatic when my system stopped bitching all the time.

It should be fine

There's an EMACS plug-in for this

X Fucks Custom Enhancements

Xtra Feral Computing Elements

x-face. because using it makes u go X(

I think that's 2038

It's close. Last year, 49.3% of Pornhub visits were made from a Linux-based OS.
BSD-based systems were 46.7%, for a total Unix-like market share of 96%.

Probably... maybe... not sure...

No. It's the the year of the Dinux Lesktop.

The real asnwer is, you don't. Manjaro is an Italian based distro, and we all know how much Italians work in real life, so this distro doesn't really work either. Your best choice is to ditch Manjaro and use TempleOS for your VNC server.

Why do birds fly? Only god knows...

Ever since the strike ended, the Directors can greenlight any script they want.

Because that's how it was designed

You should try ball busting

You need to set the image in the monitor to the left or right (depending which side was being cut off).

It changes the mood. One o is missing from it because the main dev was Russian and really bad at spelling in English.

My pet theory is that it is a weapon designed for me personally to shorten my lifespan by means of elevated blood pressure while I try and set up and maintain an instance of paperless-ngx via docker compose and a Wi-Fi document scanner.

Actually you are not that gnu

Aktually it's GNU+Linux

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, Systemd/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Systemd plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning EMACS plugin made useful by Systemd.

No, because Linux can work even without GNU. You just have to recompile everything against musl.

No. Otherwise where's the limit? GNU/Linux/systemd/Xorg/i3/Firefox/kakoune?

Is GNU really just unix in disguise?

LiGNUx is a hill I'm entrenched and ready to die on.

Not op but it’s those cool things that goths like on their buildings

Half a McDonalds-M

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_Arc

Because it's hyper 🤷.

It isn't

crowd goes wild

Because GNOME keeps sabotaging Wayland.

Serious answer: because Vaxry (Hyprland owner) didn't want to wait for Wayland protocols to be approved by the big players (but more likely vetoed by GNOME and Weston), and made his own implementations with blackjack and hookers. He even made his own xdg-desktop-portal implementation to get screen recording to work.

Linux
Is
Not
Unix
Xylophone

Linus Is Nuts, Use Xtreme caution.

Linear user experience.