Pet Allowance

3 years ago by Ready! Player 31 to c/microblogmemes

sad sad mommy @noahsarca

i love the quebec pet allowances they are so silly it's like a riddle

Number of pets allowed

Usual limits

A total of 8 pets are allowed (among the allowed species), including the maximum permissible for dogs and cats.

Up to 4 pets are allowed, including a maximum of 3 dogs.

Examples:

  • You can have 4 rabbits, 3 dogs and 1 cat.
  • You can't have 4 frogs and 4 dogs.
FiskFisk33 109 points 3 years ago

dogs ≤ 3
cats + dogs ≤ 4
others + cats + dogs ≤ 8
others ∈ Allowed Species

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watersnipje 26 points 3 years ago

Lol this helped me understand the text, thanks.
Does an aquarium of fish count as one pet, or does every individual fish count?

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intensely_human 6 points 3 years ago

It depends on whether you have MERGED the fish

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anguo 22 points 3 years ago

Also, fish do not count towards this limit.

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UnderpantsWeevil 19 points 3 years ago

Two cats, a dog, and sixteen full grown swordfish

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sukhmel 10 points 3 years ago

Bluefin tunas will do nicely, too, they grow up to more than half a ton

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SturgiesYrFase 8 points 3 years ago

Jesus, how much money do you think I make? Put the tuna back, we're getting a guppy....

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sukhmel 20 points 3 years ago

Not sure if cats + dogs ≤ 4 I read It as not dogs ≤ 4

I guess that your ruleset comes from the mention of including the maximum for cats and dogs and maybe those are the only ones that are called pets but 🤔

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wandermind 23 points 3 years ago

Yeah, I'm very confused by the "8 pets are allowed" and "4 pets are allowed", it reads to me like "You can have 8 pets as long as you have at most 4 pets" which obviously makes no sense.

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anguo 18 points 3 years ago

It's just badly translated. In French it clearly says maximum of 4 cats and dogs, of which a maximum of 3 dogs.

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hallettj 10 points 3 years ago

Vous pouvez avoir jusqu’à 8 animaux, toutes espèces autorisées confondues. Les poissons ne comptent pas dans la limite de 8 animaux.

Sur ces 8 animaux, vous pouvez avoir jusqu’à 4 chats et chiens, dont un maximum de 3 chiens.

My god, that's so much less stupid!

"You can have up to 8 animals, all (something) authorized species. Fish do not count toward the 8 animal limit.

"Of those 8 animals, you can have up to 4 cats and dogs, with a maximum of 3 dogs."

Both the English and French versions are on https://montreal.ca/en/topics/pet-license

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sukhmel 8 points 3 years ago

So it's a trick maths question that actually requires you to know French and have seen these rules in it, seems legit

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dream_weasel 6 points 3 years ago

"and these are my pet cats over here, and my working cats over there"

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wise_pancake 18 points 3 years ago

This gives me integer linear programming flashbacks...

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FiskFisk33 3 points 3 years ago

That's a good thing! right?

...right?

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GiantRobotTRex 11 points 3 years ago

So I can have 12 cats if I have -8 dogs?

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FiskFisk33 9 points 3 years ago

It's quite heavily implied the above is only defined in ℕ

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slaacaa 55 points 3 years ago

In Germany my colleague has to send a photo of his turtle every year to some gov/municipal agency, to track it’s growth and prove that is not an exotic/illegall type (which could only be seen when they get bigger)

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watersnipje 56 points 3 years ago

Where can I apply to be a pet pictures officer?

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SturgiesYrFase 8 points 3 years ago

Is this a WFH type job? If so, I'm fuckin in!

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Badeendje 51 points 3 years ago

3 huskies, 4 wolves and a rooster.. wake up bitches..... awooooohhhooooo..

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UnderpantsWeevil 17 points 3 years ago

I've cross-bred eight different dogs with various species of fox, so they all count independently.

Also, jesus christ the smell.

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wise_pancake 8 points 3 years ago

A fox pooped in my yard the other day and fuck that I don't want him back.

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I_Fart_Glitter 9 points 3 years ago

Foxes are "prominent poopers" and I have several areas in my (rural) yard where foxes proudly display their turds. Atop an 8x8 fence post, a raised cement culvert opening, a mound of loam I never got around to landscaping with. They are replaced every few days, I find myself noticing the seasonal diets of the local foxes. It's lizards, small rodents and fruit for the most part. Very occasionally birds.

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wise_pancake 7 points 3 years ago

He pooped in my window well and it looked like he shat out 3 full mice, hopefully this doesn't become a thing.

I get a lot of rabbits in my yard, and he's been visiting for a while to hunt them without leaving poops like this.

(Edit: actually I think it's a she, there's a den about 200m from my house and she had two kits last year, if you went for a walk in the morning you would often see them chasing rabbits in and out of the tall grass)

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threelonmusketeers 2 points 3 years ago

Is that possible? I've heard of coydogs, coywolves, and wolf/dog hybrids, but haven't heard of fox hybrids...

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UnderpantsWeevil 2 points 3 years ago

Is that possible?

No idea. I was just in it for a joke. I know folks who have foxes as pets, though, and they really produce a pungent effect.

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Texas_Hangover 6 points 3 years ago

Trade one of the wolves for a bloodhound and you can get some real harmony going.

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DillyDaily 12 points 3 years ago

But then you'd have 4 dogs, 3 wolves and a rooster, and that's against the rules.

What you need is 2 huskies, a bloodhound, 2 wolves, a kakapo, a howler monkey, and a rooster. For best results, duct tape your kakapo to your monkey.

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reev 5 points 3 years ago

CockadoodledaWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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corsicanguppy 3 points 3 years ago

Aren't wolves still dogs?

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austinfloyd 5 points 3 years ago

Same genus, different species.

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Kusimulkku 35 points 3 years ago

Makes sense to limit how many you can have, so you can't have ridiculous number of cats or dogs in a small space. But it gets complicated with smaller animals and since they all have different space requirements.

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intensely_human 17 points 3 years ago

You may have up to seventy kilograms of dependent biomass under your care.

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name_NULL111653 5 points 3 years ago

... So my neighbor's Akita is too big to legally own.

Edit: actually it's just barely within it, but some mastiffs can absolutely weigh more than that.

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Pyr_Pressure 9 points 3 years ago

Does seem silly to say someone can have 3 dogs and 4 cats but can't have 9 frogs/snakes/birds

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Kolanaki 15 points 3 years ago

"I have an ant farm with like 986 ants."

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Donkter 14 points 3 years ago

You must choose 4.

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NotMelon 28 points 3 years ago

What about 5 frogs 2 dogs and a cat?

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ObviouslyNotBanana 10 points 3 years ago

What's the value of 3 frogs in cats?

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FooBarrington 9 points 3 years ago

Pretty low, as the frogs are most likely dead at that point

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dream_weasel 4 points 3 years ago

Three frogs in cats are zero frogs as pets.

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neo 3 points 3 years ago

African or a European frogs?

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100 8 points 3 years ago

no mention of horses, pigs, spiders or other inverts, so are those banned or not? seems like someone in admin really hated pets

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uservoid1 12 points 3 years ago

They don't want farm animals in residential area, and I'm pretty good with no Arachnids list. And of course Goose is twice on the banned list to make it clear.

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LittleTarsier 3 points 3 years ago

We have legislation that dictates what is considered an animal:

“animal” means a live, non-human vertebrate

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einlander 1 point 3 years ago

But do we know why she swallowed a spider?

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noodlejetski 5 points 3 years ago

what if I trade one of the frogs for an alpaca?

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BreadOven 3 points 3 years ago

Damn. Can't move there with my cassowary.

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Isoprenoid 24 points 3 years ago

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NickwithaC 4 points 3 years ago

^ Found the Australian!

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weariedfae 1 point 3 years ago
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rtxn 16 points 3 years ago

You have one cat. It gives birth to a litter of four. What do?

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agent_flounder 31 points 3 years ago

Believe it or not, jail.

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uservoid1 23 points 3 years ago

When a dog, cat or rabbit gives birth, the puppy, kitten or kit may be kept without a license for a maximum of three months.

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Technoguyfication 7 points 3 years ago

You have to get licenses for your pets? Wtf?

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ImplyingImplications 15 points 3 years ago

How are they going to enforce pet limits if you're not required to register your pets? It's an annual tax per pet. It's also meant to encourage people to spay and neuter their pets. The money goes towards administering and enforcing the pet by-laws. It's usually something like $10 per pet that cannot reproduce, $50 per pet that can.

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Player2 4 points 3 years ago

You also get the first year free if you adopt an animal from a registered shelter

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fuckwit_mcbumcrumble 10 points 3 years ago

Breeders. At that point you’re probably considered one.

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Kusimulkku 4 points 3 years ago

Probably an animal welfare thing

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Agent641 6 points 3 years ago

Get you stomping boot.

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ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling 13 points 3 years ago
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hansl 7 points 3 years ago

I have a friend with three kids. They had at one point 3 rabbits, 2 dogs and a cat. They don’t live on a farm, but they do have a large property (countryside).

When I was in college I had a classmate who was living with 5 roommates in a large house and had 8 cats amongst them. No idea if it was legal then or if the landlord even knew.

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ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling 2 points 3 years ago
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Squire1039 11 points 3 years ago

It's like saying, if you can't figure this out, you aren't worth the one extra dog you have, please give it away.

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Thcdenton 4 points 3 years ago

What about 1 axolotl?

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agent_flounder 2 points 3 years ago
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