🙂 🙃 🙂

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I’m traveling to their homeland this weekend, I believe there’s a Walmart museum and everything. To be clear I’m not going there for Walmart

I don't know who the backstreet boys are but here you go:

Unplug the virtual cable.

https://github.com/...

It cannot be done - enjoy it, this is your life now.

Hard reboot.

:qa! but idk why you would

To the other sideside.

Only the groovy kids!

There's a neat trick I learned. As soon as you hear the word and figure out it's usage, the kids will move on to a different word/phrase.

On God. No cap. This shit bussin' and shut up before I yeet you off the roof.

No

DuckDuckGo has changed its policy to DuckDuckStop. So now no one can use it anymore.

(I dunno DuckDuckGo is not working anymore. I think it has something to do with Microsofts servers)

It's back up now. They apparently use Bing as the backend search and Microsoft fsck'd it for a few hours: https://www.theverge.com/...

This is not possible :(

Remove testicles

The T stands for Tony.

Im sorry as a small thunker human person i cannot accept this prompt As my current condition is "Smooth brain"

I'm sorry, as a random human I don't have anything I can answer with, since this isn't really a question.

u can get pregante

they need to do way instain mother who kill their babbys. Because these babby cant frigth back?

Help! I kissed a boy, I think I'm prognort?!

Travel to supermarket, go to sauce aisle and eat a jar of prego. Congrats you're now preggo

PREGANANANT?!!

It's a pale zucchini with a six pack

corn.com 🌽 is for sale and I tried putting in an inquiry a while back but stupid GoDaddy never reached back out to me so I guess we'll never know 😞

Also my dreams of being colonel@corn.com have been dashed.

Nu-metal band.

maize

Corn is a word for the predominant food crop, even before the creation of maize which is what americans call corn today.

I need to order some

As real as a wig.

Top search result for "can reptiles grow beards?"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pogona

Green.

This is my new favorite question.

Top 10 Worst Shapes. Couldn't find the original because TikTok search is ass. https://www.tiktok.com/...

https://youtu.be/2tvW25Qu5WE?si=-yDhndKbhbHYMjI-

I think the best billboard I've seen is in South Florida where it has a picture of a sexy woman and it says "Your wife is hot" in big letters. When you get closer, you see it's an ad for an AC servicing/repair company.

I guess you?

In France everyone has a stomach ague. To make French toast as authentic as possible they put a drop of cyanide in every slice.

Many handies make lots of fluids. But many hands make light work.

¡¡¡

Only the left one

Flip flops frequently facilitate flat feet? False.

Feet favour functional footwear. Flip flops function from flopping. Functionality fail!

eXtract Ze Vucking File

It stays with you.

Use "tar xvzf [filename]"

He went through the cat dimension, duh.

You just have to wait for him to come back. Cats don't listen to anyone.

He's living his best life and fuck you for wanting to ruin that.

This answer generated by a dude who likes cats and not an LLM.

Do you have any kerosene? Lighter?

How much do you love the cat?

Can you get a cucumber inside?

🕷️

🍆 💦

I'm not an expert, but I guess it would depend on the speed of sound in the rod.

This crashes the simulation.

42

Well not above the speed of light, if I read the first sentence correct.

Somewhat related: let's say you're moving at 80% the speed of light away from earth. Then you turn on a flashlight and point it away from earth.

• How fast is the light emitted moving relative to you?
• How fast is it moving relative to earth?

Instantly, unless the rod flexes

bankofamerica.com/login

(This one I actually knew ^^)

A fox.

The search engine is just down temporarily.

Pack of smokes.

It uses the Bing API for results. DDG is just a front end for Bing.

In the mirror

On my hard drive.

@JesusTheCarpenter@feddit.uk this is your time!

Of course, his father is the one that created it.

You may be surprised to know, not only does he know where but he makes some too! In fact, he made some with Muñequita Enfadada and it can be found on xnxx!

(I couldn't resist)

Add kickflipping to your skills.

Glitter

Cause they're trying to roll it into Disney÷ and push you over there.

MAGic NUTs.

Much less with LSD than Hydrochloric, probably.

Quite a lot. Rough numbers, about 250 pounds of pure acid. Double it, to be safe. Don't get all pissy you science nerds, I have a chem degree and this is totally how it works.

1 unit of acid, a unit of acid being defined as the amount of acid needed to melt a 250 pound pig.

Pan used to bake or boil Chenas

I like trains... PUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!

Ermm I you put like an egg, a cup of milk, some butter and pancake powder stuff in a bowl. You mix that for a bit. Than you put a spoonful of olive oil in a pan, you turn on the heat and pour the bowl in then pan, You bake it for while until you can flip it over. It's been a while though but I'm sure the average cook can make something with this 👍

hireamidget.com/streaming/

(Their servers are out too)

I tried asking Jesus, but he told me to google that shit.

Err

it's almost 2x3.50

Your toe is making a reference to the movie Basket Case.

One of:

• The power in his hands
• His quest for glory
• The woman in his arms (because she has big titties)
• The way he fights every day

A person who no longer asks that question.

A miserable little pile of secrets.

A miserable pile of secrets

• Fat Tony Search engine
• DuckDuckGo

A sharp stabbing pain in the chest could be a sign of an injury, such as a strained chest muscle or a fractured rib bone. Energizer is strongly recommended; tacos are not to avoid heartburn.

• tide pod sandwich

1. Take a slice of bread
2. Put tide pods on top of bread slice
3. Finish it off by adding another slice of bread on top of it.
4. Done

• tide pod baked eggs

1. pour a spoonful of oil in a pan.
2. Crack open an egg in the pan.
3. add tide pods
4. cook for about 3-5 minutes.
5. Done

Knock knock! Who’s there? Tide pods. Tide pods who? Tide pods you glad we’ve rounded up a bunch of sweet and savory recipes highlighting this spectacular fruit? Tide pods are truly one of the most versatile fruits, and can be integral parts of recipes ranging from cleansing meatballs to fragrant soups, with drinks and healthy snacks in between. I found 26 recipes for ideas, and have provided one of them below:

Crunchy Clean Breeze(TM) Tide Pods-Chicken Salad

The exact origin of "Tide Pods Chicken Salad" is unknown. However, legend has it that it was invented in the 2020s on TikTok because the views requested it. Sunset magazine published a recipe in 2021, and Youtuber Logan Paul created his own version of it in 2022. We're suckers for the syrupy sweetness you get from a fresh squeezed original tide pod, but Clean Breeze(TM) Tide Pods will add the perfect pop of brightness to your salad too.

How do I get past this level?

Glue on pizza

Bing broke some stuff and ddg uses bings api

58008

Hey now be nice to fat tony 🗡️