Anon loves sunny days

2 years ago by 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 to c/greentext

jabathekek 122 points 2 years ago

anon rawdogs sunlight, blames society

> Doesn't know about sunglasses

> Doesn't know about sunscreen

> What even is water

> Acclimated to climate controlled rooms

> No really, what is water

> Do you even walk bro

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state_electrician 37 points 2 years ago

To be fair, exposing yourself to the sun is unsafe. During summer the rule is: Don't go out into the sun. If you have to go into the sun, cover yourself with clothes. If you can't cover yourself with clothes, wear sunscreen. And limit the sun exposure to an absolute minimum. There is no safe tan.

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don 21 points 2 years ago

The basic two-step human respiratory process completely baffles anon. He regularly forgets whether he should inhale or exhale. Anon is well known for tripping over stray dust particles.

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fmstrat 10 points 2 years ago

As someone who wears sun hoodies to avoid negative effects, I respect the evils of the sun.

That being said, people in the US need to learn acclimation. It does not need to be 15 degrees colder inside. In 2 weeks your body normalizes.

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Ziglin 8 points 2 years ago

As someone who does not live in a climate controlled home but occasionally stays with people who do, I wholly disagree. I love being able to breathe and think rather than having to be in a place that's just 7-10°F colder because of a lot of effort airing at the right times.

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spookex 1 point 2 years ago

Yeah, idk what that guy is about, few months ago the outside temp was like 32°C and, because my apartment has crap insulation, the inside temp was either equal or higher. That was not fun and didn't help with going outside at all.

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LittleBorat3 2 points 2 years ago

I have this too. Some genius did not invest in window blinds on the outside.

By midday I can just open up everything and let the 32c air in because it already warmed up to that temperature.

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rickyrigatoni 8 points 2 years ago

I FUCKING LOVE PUTTING THE STINK GOOP ALL OVER MY BODY EVERY 15 MINUTES AND HAVING AN UNCOMFORTABLE CRUSTY CARAPACE SO I DON'T ACQUIRE CRAB DISEASE

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trashgirlfriend 3 points 2 years ago

are you walking around shirtless everywhere?

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rickyrigatoni 3 points 2 years ago

It's hot bro

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trashgirlfriend 3 points 2 years ago

cannot relate, haven't taken off a hoodie since 2018

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jballs 2 points 2 years ago

Get a sun shirt, homie. Reflects the sun off your skin so you're cooler, plus you don't have to wear sunscreen.

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jabathekek 3 points 2 years ago

YOU JUST NEED FANCIER STINK GOOP

𝐿𝒶 𝑅𝑜𝒸𝒽𝑒-𝒫𝑜𝓈𝒶𝓎

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S_H_K 1 point 2 years ago

For any good farm you have to prep, vitamin D farm is no exception.

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SamuraiBeandog 59 points 2 years ago

Y'all are a bunch of lizard people, anon gets it. The sun is literally trying to kill you.

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don 40 points 2 years ago

The sun is a deadly lazer

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vaionko 12 points 2 years ago

Not anymore, there's a blanket

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DarkenLM 3 points 2 years ago

Solar Flares: Fuck everything in that general direction and fuck your blanket in particular as well.

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flying_sheep 16 points 2 years ago

So is oxygen, but you gotta keep breathing.

The sun at least also makes you happy.

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twoface 5 points 2 years ago

Dihydrogen monoxide also tries to kill you

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Ziglin 2 points 2 years ago

I would be much happier without it.

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vithigar -1 points 2 years ago

So is oxygen

Disingenuous nonsense. It's basically impossible to encounter a harmful concentration of oxygen in day to day life, while harmful amounts of sunlight are commonplace.

A lack of sunlight also doesn't kill you in less than ten minutes.

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flying_sheep 3 points 2 years ago

I'm talking about ROS, which you can't overdose on in the course of a day, but which are damaging your DNA and therefore cause cancer.

Why are you so hostile?

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RBWells 48 points 2 years ago

Meanwhile, people who say they love cold weather:

"I like sweaters, coats and boots, bundling up, sitting inside by a fire with hot cocoa.". Really sounds like they enjoy being warm, not cold after all.

So maybe "I like air conditioning, watching the sun from inside, the feeling of coming in out of the heat in the summer, a refreshing cold shower in the morning, being able to wear fashionable sunglasses and hats."

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toynbee 48 points 2 years ago

I like feeling the cold around me while protecting my vitals from it.

As I'm sure you've heard and maybe even contemplated, I can generally warm myself up. It's a lot harder to cool myself down, at least past a certain point.

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RBWells 4 points 2 years ago

I have the opposite problem, when it gets past a certain coldness I can't warm up without an external heat source. Hot weather I can be cool IF I am in the shade with a breeze, grew up without AC in Florida so probably just adapted.

School kids here do have to do heat danger videos for athletics though, for some ungodly reason they do practices in the afternoons not before school and kids were dropping in the heat. It is dangerous like extreme cold is, I don't go do yardwork when it's the top of a summer day.

Was just saying that if people can say they "love the cold" because they like being warm, it's no sillier to say you like the heat because you like cooling off.

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PyroNeurosis 1 point 2 years ago

Isn't cooling off what going to the pool/beach is all about?

Late autumn repping the best temps, tho.

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Default_Defect 18 points 2 years ago

There's more of a comfy-ness to being enveloped by warmth when its cold out.

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ChexMax 1 point 2 years ago

Yeah, but that's just a mindset. You can turn that mindset on in the Florida summers too. When you get in your car and it's an oven until the AC cools it you just pretend you're in a sauna, breathing that hot air from the coals. You're sweating while you're doing a job/project, you just pretend it's like hot yoga.

A hot tub feels amazing. The heat can too when you decide it does. When you finally give into the heat and decide you're just gonna be sweaty today, it feels great.

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Zoomboingding 15 points 2 years ago

Solutions to being too cold - put on more layers, get a hot beverage, do some light exercise

Solutions to being too hot - get to some AC, splash water on yourself, take off layers

The problem is that the first set of solutions is generally more accessible and work-friendly. I can't take off my shirt on a site visit for work (or even wear shorts, and being in damp sweaty clothes is miserable compared to being chilly and needing to warm up.

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babybus 11 points 2 years ago

I love wearing 10kg of clothes just to stay warm while I'm outside

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boletus 12 points 2 years ago

I literally do. Layers are so comfortable and safe feeling

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Semi_Hemi_Demigod 6 points 2 years ago

I prefer being outside in cold weather. If I had my druthers I'd keep my house at 60 degrees in the winter and bundle up. I've lived in a house where I could wake up and see my breath in my own bedroom on especially cold days and it was glorious.

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RBWells 1 point 2 years ago

Ha! Well as much as I hate the cold, I hate the heater even more. Resist turning it on until it's really too cold in long sleeves and a sweater. Air conditioner we keep at 78F, and it helps to keep the house from mold/mildew, improves air quality. Heater dries everything out and feels awful. We do set the heater to 60F, and don't run it often.

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SaharaMaleikuhm 5 points 2 years ago

Yeah, but I'm too poor for AC so the summer is all suffering. Climate change is making it worse and worse and I hate the whole world more and more.

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RBWells 1 point 2 years ago

Yeah I grew up before there was A/C all over, even in school didn't have it until I was 12, and as bad as heat with no air conditioning is, it's not as deadly as freezing weather with no heat. What do the homeless people do in cold places, do they just die in the winter? There is no season here where going outside in regular clothes would kill you, at least. Uncomfortable, sure.

But again, I think it's some epigenetic adaptation, I really do run cool, and now my kids do too.

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skulkingaround 4 points 2 years ago

Those people can speak for themselves. I like getting plastered then walking around shirtless in below freezing temps. Makes me feel alive.

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imaqtpie 1 point 2 years ago

Ah, a fellow man of culture.

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coaxil 3 points 2 years ago

I swear shorts and t-shirt until about 5 degrees C, love it.

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sugar_in_your_tea 3 points 2 years ago

Same, but I hate cold weather. It's not because I'm uncomfortable, it's because I hate all the things associated with cold weather:

  • shoveling snow
  • icy roads
  • so many ads (Black Friday + Christmas)

The temperature itself is fine, and sometimes I'll even shovel snow in shorts. It's everything else that pisses me off.

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HelixDab2 46 points 2 years ago

I love WEARING SUNGLASSES.

I love WEARING A HAT.

I love DRINKING WATER.

I Love WEARING SUNBLOCK.

Jesus christ dude, if you get yourself into some kind of shape that isn't round, you aren't going to have these problems.

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UnderpantsWeevil 9 points 2 years ago

OP thinks sunny days are too hard. I have no idea how he survives rainy days. A bit of snow would kill him instantly.

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dabaldeagul 8 points 2 years ago

I only disagree with the drinking water one to be honest. The others I find legitimately annoying. I still wear sunscreen, but only because sunburn is even worse

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HelixDab2 1 point 2 years ago

Doesn't bother me; it's 2 minutes to spray it on, and then re-apply every hour that I'm outside. As long as I'm wearing a hat to shade my face, I don't have to worry about putting any on my face, and then sweating it into my eyes.

Doing hard manual labor in the mid-day sun at the height of summer though? That's def. unpleasant as fuck. I can do 2-5 hours, and then I'm just done for the day. I don't know how some people can do that for eight hours a day, day in and day out.

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bluewing 2 points 2 years ago

Try 10 to 12 hours outside working. If you work outdoors, you ain't doing no measly 8 hours as a rule.

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HelixDab2 1 point 2 years ago

Disagree; most people that work outside are still working for a wage, and OT pay kicks in once you break 40 hours in a week. That limits most places to 8 hours, unless you're talking about undocumented immigrants that don't have any labor protections, or people that are self-employed in some way.

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DaPorkchop_ 2 points 2 years ago

I hate sunscreen, the only thing worse than being sweaty all day is being sweaty and oily and sticky.

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boogetyboo 27 points 2 years ago

All of those things can be avoided by following Australia's public health messaging that all kids have learnt since the early 90s. It started as Slip, slop, slap.

It's now:

  • Slip (slip on a shirt i.e. Cover your skin in the sun)
  • Slop (slop on sunscreen and make sure you reapply)
  • Slap (slap on a hat, ideally a wide brimmed sunhat)
  • Seek (seek shade - you shouldn't spend too long in direct sun)
  • Slide (slide on some sunnies - protect your eyes).

While the country does periodically catch on fire over here, I love our summers. But to enjoy them, you basically have to remember that you're made of meat and if left under the grill in the sky, you will cook.

If you're morbidly obese I can understand summer being very uncomfortable. But for most people, taking simple steps can make even a 40°c day comfortable.

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Hjalamanger 12 points 2 years ago

Thanks for the advice but still, 40°c is a long way above what I'm confy with. Somewhere around 30°c I'd preferably just lie down and sleep till the summer is over. Also, you guys really love your hats, do you? I know a Australian guy who was constantly wearing his sunhat year around (yes, even when it's dark outside 90% of the time) for multiple years after moving to Sweden.

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boogetyboo 3 points 2 years ago

No particular hat obsession that I'm aware of. Think you just knew a weirdo.

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Flax_vert 1 point 2 years ago

Why does Niue have a feddit

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fibojoly 5 points 2 years ago

The trick is to wear one layer that's gonna absorb the sweat and another layer for looking good. Bamboo fibre wifebeater with colourful short sleeve shirts got me through 45+ °C 90% h. no bother.

I'm writing this because I started with just the shirt, and two layers seems counter intuitive, but it's actually a lot more comfortable and better looking (fewer sweat stains)

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LwL 3 points 2 years ago

Granted I think my heat intoletance is abnormal and when I get a doctor that doesn't dismiss it out of hand I want to see if there's a reason, but simply sitting in my chair at my pc in 22°C in t shirt and shorts is uncomfortably warm for me. 40 is just awful. Then again I barely notice a difference for anything above ~28, it's all horrible.

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Leviathan 24 points 2 years ago

Chapped lips in the summer? I've only ever gotten chapped lips in winter.

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UnderpantsWeevil 13 points 2 years ago

Just live in the Mountain West - Colorado, Arizona, Utah. The air is so dry it actively mummifies you every day of the year.

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sugar_in_your_tea 5 points 2 years ago

Eh, I live in Utah and I also only get chapped lips in the winter. It sucked the first year when I moved here, but my body adapted.

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Leviathan 3 points 2 years ago

I love the desert heat. Chapped lips aside it's my dream.

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Kolanaki 19 points 2 years ago

I think I might prefer a dry heat even if that's what would chap my lips. I sure as hell know I hate humid heat. 100+ heat with 80%+ humidity doesn't even let you sweat do what it's intended to do!

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NakariLexfortaine 2 points 2 years ago

There is no hell quite like 100/100.

The air is hot water. You are hot water. There is no relief. You don't even want to breathe.

Humidity sucks.

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IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION 18 points 2 years ago

partly cloudy weather best weather

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mayo 3 points 2 years ago

In the fall we usually get a few hours of rain and then it clears away to cloud or sun and that's my favourite weather.

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Rin 3 points 2 years ago
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Pulptastic 18 points 2 years ago

y’all got any more of that vitamin D?

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hemko 18 points 2 years ago

I love sunny days when it's reasonable temperature outside, between 15-20°C when you can do sports with t-shirt and shorts without getting uncomfortably hot

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banghida 5 points 2 years ago

You mean 24-28C so you don't get sick from low temperature?

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fuckwit_mcbumcrumble 6 points 2 years ago

No.

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hemko 5 points 2 years ago

24-28°C is tad bit too much but doable. We had bunch of 28ish days this summer and it was quite miserable especially after climbs on mountain bike.

15-20°C is just around where you can wear a sweater when just chilling around, and drop it when doing sports

10-15 and I might put on longer trousers and a light jacket or sweater/hoodie when cycling

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banghida 4 points 2 years ago

I ride my bike at 40C 🤣

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hemko 5 points 2 years ago

I feel sorry for you, that sounds miserable

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mostdubious 18 points 2 years ago
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Zapados 11 points 2 years ago

Some of us dwell in caves.

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Yes_Man 17 points 2 years ago

"normoids" is really something.

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Etterra 16 points 2 years ago

Who gets chapped lips from a sunny day? Where are you, the fucking Sahara desert?

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Loonesota 4 points 2 years ago

Life in a northern climate at this time of year, my dude. Already had to bust out the chapstick from how dry it's been.

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GottaKnowYourCHKN 1 point 2 years ago

This happens pretty frequently for a lot of people, especially if it's a super dry climate.

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_Sprite 15 points 2 years ago

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curiousaur 3 points 2 years ago

The best chapstick is enough water.

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BodilessGaze 13 points 2 years ago

Skill issue

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Corno 12 points 2 years ago

I love sunny, snowy days. 20°C and above is just "hot" for me

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peteypete420 12 points 2 years ago

You don't have to lie out in the sun naked from dawn to dusk without water to enjoy a sunny day.

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Roflmasterbigpimp 9 points 2 years ago

The Cavetrollmode is strong in this anon.

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Thcdenton 8 points 2 years ago

Drink water with electrolytes, wear sun protective clothing. Enjoy sunny days in spite of it being sunny.

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don 1 point 2 years ago

Anon understands at most four, maaaybe five words of your sentence. The fewer the letters, the better. “With, sun, in, of, and it”, and even that is a legitimate struggle.

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angrystego 8 points 2 years ago

I am the normoid. I really enjoy it. I guess I'm well equipped for the future.

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tacosplease 7 points 2 years ago

Because the warmth from the sun feels wonderful on my skin. It's energizing and uplifting.

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Hikermick 6 points 2 years ago

They forgot skin cancer

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Matriks404 5 points 2 years ago

I love sunny day, but even more...

I LOVE THE RAINY NIGHT.

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Sam_Bass 4 points 2 years ago

theyre lovin the D

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LaunchesKayaks 3 points 2 years ago

I love all this and the fact that exposure to the sun can make my autoimmune disease worse and can actually do permanent damage to organs and could kill me if I get burnt bad enough. Got the diagnosis right after I got back into riding horses. -_-

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wieson 2 points 2 years ago

BlackHoodedDeathRiderOfTheApocalypse.jpg

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LaunchesKayaks 1 point 2 years ago

Lmao. I'm considering doing a Dullahan costume next year for Halloween and using one of the horses for it lol

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baggins 3 points 2 years ago

Chapped lips is in the winter

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NigelFrobisher 2 points 2 years ago

I nearly died from being out in the Sun too long, and yet as an adult I insist on lying out on the beach like a chicken leg on a grill (with water this time at least).

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Potatisen 1 point 2 years ago

Unless its crazy hot outside you shouldn't be feeling that way.

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