Purse rule

2 years ago by Track_Shovel to c/196

AlligatorBlizzard 52 points 2 years ago

I once knew a woman who kept a lock picking set in her purse. She used it a few times when we were at the beach after sundown and the bathrooms were locked before we got there. She was the real transgender bathroom menace.

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TotallynotJessica 15 points 2 years ago

Those devious trans women are... going into bathrooms when there's nobody there?

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PyroNeurosis 5 points 2 years ago

That woman sounds like the hero we need.

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witty_username 41 points 2 years ago

Unrealistic; master locks require no more than a rake to open

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Annoyed_Crabby 26 points 2 years ago path: 0 13253991 13254344, hotness: undefined, score: 26, children: 1
kittenzrulz123 6 points 2 years ago path: 0 13253991 13254344 13258364, hotness: undefined, score: 6, children: 0
jaybone 23 points 2 years ago

Me trying to figure out what to drop from my inventory.

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Annoyed_Crabby 19 points 2 years ago

Yeah what if i tell you i keep woman's purse in my cargo pant, which i gonna pull out another pair of cargo pant from that purse?

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mokus 10 points 2 years ago

This sounds like it’s gonna end with a portal to the astral sea

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stupidcasey 19 points 2 years ago

The bong, gently used hot dogs ketchup bottle and lock picking set and possibly blow torch?? are all for self pleasure. The car is for cooperative pleasure, the amethyst Geo is for astrology and signs and shit.

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rockhstrongo 13 points 2 years ago

My girlfriend had computer RAM in her purse. That is now why she is my wife.

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Agent641 6 points 2 years ago

You never know when Chrome will strike. Smart lady

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Swedneck 2 points 2 years ago

as effective as a knife, but perfectly legal to carry

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Iheartcheese 13 points 2 years ago

One of these is a tampon replacement but a lady will never tell

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Caesium 12 points 2 years ago

that's what's filling the ketchup container

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Iheartcheese 6 points 2 years ago

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TotallynotJessica 8 points 2 years ago

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Iheartcheese 2 points 2 years ago

Are you Jessica

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ToastedPlanet 12 points 2 years ago

Purse of Holding

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Kolanaki 12 points 2 years ago

My ex-wife literally had every one of these except the P.T. Cruiser, for real. I always hated smoking from her purse bong because she never had water in it so I had to use the ketchup.

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RangerJosie 9 points 2 years ago

Ladies, You whip out a 100 pack of tube meats from your purse.....I'll marry you.

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Track_Shovel 6 points 2 years ago

I'm not a woman, but I'm always down for a good weenie roast, watch:

You're a disappointment to your parents, and need to get your life together

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RangerJosie 3 points 2 years ago

(inconsolable) How could you do this?

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TotallynotJessica 3 points 2 years ago

I knew a woman who really loved meat, and while she wouldn't carry a 100 pack of hotdogs for eating, she would carry that volume of meat in her purse.

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Glitterbomb 8 points 2 years ago

The ketchup container isn't even that unrealistic. I've met women that will pull out their own condiments. I'd go as far as to say it's a massive green flag for me. Please share that purse sriracha, miss.

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doingthestuff 5 points 2 years ago

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Typhoonigator 7 points 2 years ago

Well, of course. Abigail isn't going to walk around without a little snack in her purse.

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bricklove 5 points 2 years ago

I read the r in purses as an s at first but the joke still worked

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Erasmus 3 points 2 years ago
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Solitaire20X6 5 points 2 years ago

by god if I could have a hundred hotdogs at the ready every day, safe to eat and tasty, I'd do it and so would you

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ShareMySims 9 points 2 years ago

Vegetarian/vegan hotdogs are great for this, since they can last fine without refrigeration for a decent amount of time. When I was a kid my parents would always pack them when we went camping, take a packet out of the freezer on the way out, pop in one of those soft cooler bags, by lunchtime they're thawed and good to go, and if you have any left, they'll still be good for dinner! No cooking should be needed (always double check the packet though), just some condiments, or even a tin of baked beans to make a meal of it.

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doingthestuff 3 points 2 years ago

If you're camping you should have a fire and vegan dogs cook great that way. Sometimes some bubbling of the exterior depending on the brand but that adds texture.

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ShareMySims 1 point 2 years ago

If you’re camping you should have a fire

Not before you get to your destination (and sometimes there, too, if you're really disorganised), nor in the case of the person I was replying to, who just wants some purse hotdogs to eat on the go. So while I agree about the texture, sometimes you just have to make due with a pale hotdog lol

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jabathekek 4 points 2 years ago

also like three pocket knives

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bl_r 4 points 2 years ago

That is way too many picks lmao. Nobody needs a set that big. Just a few tensioners, a rake, and a pair of single pin picks would be plenty.

Think of how much inventory you could save if you ditch some things like the pick gun and the many rakes and weird single pin picks. Everything else is necessary though, especially the geode.

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LovableSidekick 3 points 2 years ago

So - that's why it hurts so hard to get hit by one!

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BigBenis 2 points 2 years ago

Wow... "Purses" is not what my dyslexic, morning brain read and it gave this meme a whole different spin.

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Psythik 1 point 2 years ago

Bong and blowtorch, but no dabbing tool? 🤔

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