I though for sure this would end in the hell in a cell copy pasta.
It's 54 degrees Fahrenheit (12 Celsius), raining moderately hard, the rain is cold, and there's a guy blowing around wet leaves with a leaf blower. What the hell is the obsession with leaf blowers?
2 years ago by JBly to c/nostupidquestions
I though for sure this would end in the hell in a cell copy pasta.
Or jumper cables.
Haven't seen that one before.
They're for connecting to a car battery and a dead car battery to jump start the dead one. Pretty common really.
That one's not really pasta, it's rogersimon10:
Huh......apperently I have natural leaf blower bubble going on.
See, the trick is, other people try to push me around, and try to tske their anger out on me, and I look them dead in their eyes, with my cold dead inside eyes, and I say.....
"You could die tomorrow and I wouldn't even notice that you left".
See, the trick to life is to not cause hassle for others, but otherwise not give a shit about anyone or anything. To truely become at peace with the idea that none of this matters. Your life, others lives, the elections, the results of things, none of it matters. People don't matter. Media doesn't matter. Life doesn't matter. And once people realize that you are an unfeeling, uncaring, enempathetic to anything miserable piece of shit who wouldn't feel a thing if an atomic bomb went off, they generally tend to leave you alone. Because you don't want to piss off the guy who doesn't feel anything, with nothing left to lose, and nothing to gain. I am the Milton of my universe, and one wrong move could cause me to burn this tinderbox to the ground. Then walk away without remorse.
Sounds like they suffer less than a lot of people. At least they found their center.
Every moment of their lives is filled with hatred, fear, misery and self-loathing though.
It is not possible to make the following statements and have them both be true: "I feel nothing" "I'm miserable". So it's clear they are in a world of deep emotional pain and burden, and that simply existing is a form of relentless torture.
Nobody deserves to feel or live that way. There's nothing "centered" :(
edit: But JOY! It doesn't need to be that way. I'm living proof that internal change is possible because I used to feel the way that man feels.
There's a "black hole", humanity's beyond the event horizon, and barely anyone even acknowledges the existence of any of it.
But, no matter how hard one tries to sink into the void they cannot deny the human paradigm. Complex communication of the hypothetical us all that defines our species from the other animals. A human's meaning-of-life is, at the root, the same as everyone else's.
Above:
Ecclesiastes by King Solomon
"All we need to do is make sure we keep talking" by Stephen Hawking, British Telecom advertisement (1993)
Continuing:
Revolutionary Suicide by Huey P. Newton
Interstellar directed by Christopher Nolan
If any of this resonates with you then I'd be happy to have a conversation. This account should be active until March-ish.
And that's why I'm leafing you!
Dammit, this should be the top comment.
The leaves must blow.
Kwisatz Daderach
"they must not be scattered, mess is the mind killer"
One of my neighbours sometimes hoses down her driveway in the pouring rain. Who knows why neighbours do the things they do.

Yeah we saw one of our neighbors watering the storm drain. But also recently she drove from her driveway to ours - literally got in her car, backed out the driveway then immediate turn into ours, to come ask a question. Then got back in her car, backed out of our driveway and immediate turn into hers. So I think she is just crazy.
I once inquired about this very practice. I've been told it's because:
That all make sense to me if these idiots had a pressure washer, but its always a normal hose with a nozzle..
This was during the summer. The only thing might be bird poop?
Free pre-soak
I just got a 765cfm battery-powered leaf blower and...
...it's so much fun. Mindlessly entertaining. I don't even care if I just blow the leaves back and forth, it's just...weirdly fun.
Also fun to blow random things around the house until someone gets mad.
Also fun to blow random things around the house until someone gets mad.
Hey, this guy knows my ex-wife. tugs collar
You're welcome to come blow my yard whenever you want some free entertainment. I even have two different leaf blowers you can choose from! One is a two-stroke backpack dealio, and the other is a hand-held electric jobbie.
My puppy loses his shit when I aim the leaf blower towards him.
Either the boss said he had to do it, our his homelife is so bad, that blowing leaves is an improvement.
I really hate leaf blowers.
I really like turtles
I remember that. LOL.
The issue I have with these is the parts and batteries are awful for recycling. An engine is all metal and once the oil is drained there are no hazardous to nature parts. Plastic is made from oil so are these environmentally friendly? Especially if the batteries only last a few years?
You are overlooking the pollution the emit while running, which is considerable, especially 2-stroke ones. A gas leaf blower used for an hour emits the same air pollution as driving 1,100 miles (source).
And the fact that that oil has to be changed periodically. They also have many plastic parts AND small engines have a notoriously high failure rate when used with ethanol fuels.
Meanwhile, the electric motors in battery ones basically run forever and properly cared for the batteries last many years, after which they can be recycled.
I just get corded electric. Never have to worry about it running out of juice that way. Though, it does mean there are limits to what you can get.
Good thing gas is so cheap...
It is cheaper now than a few years ago.
It's also more expensive than a few years ago, just depends on how many years ago you mean. Either way, it doesn't make it more economical than electricity.
Or you can just buy a cheaper one.
if I ever live somewhere with a garden, I'm ripping out the grass and planting a dandelawn.
Or moss!
Moss is cool too!
I've got quite a lot of moss in my backyard. The only downside is less traction. My backyard isn't super hilly, but it's no where near flat.
I tried making my front lawn all wild flowers. The town had other ideas and sent me a warning to mow my lawn even though at that point my lawn was solid flowers. It is now a mix of dried out grass, sandy bare spots, and cigarette butts from the sidewalk traffic going to the Casino across the street. I tried watering my lawn the first year here and my water bill was nuts.

For a while I had retired neighbors on two sides of the house who insisted on mowing multiple times a week. Their grass would be so freaking dead and brown by late summer even with watering, meanwhile my lawn which I mow every 2-3 weeks depending on the season (late summer it grows slower so I give it longer) never needed a lick of extra water and is still green today
Petromasculinity?
Good word, I like it
It's from Cara Daggett :)
I'm petty sure it was on Wikipedia as well, but I can't seem to find it anymore.
As it happens, it's about 10 C (50 F) near me and raining, and I did actually think about using my leaf blower for a very specific purpose: blowing the leaves clear of the road gutters.
I saw outside my window that the autumn leaves formed a dam in the gutter, impounding an amount of water which started diverting onto the asphalt and the sidewalk. From what little I know about road construction, water intrusion is the greater enemy so I didn't want to let the small pond sit there.
In the end, I just picked the leaves up by hand to remove the obstruction. But if I had a lot more streetfront, leaf blower would be the first tool to come to mind. But it would take no more than 10 minutes total.
Honestly, it's just fun to blow leaves or snow. It's a mindless puttering activity that lets you improve your home area and be mildly active.
Unfortunately what happens is people's general tendency to think about themselves and nobody else. So they're self-satisfied in their reasons for being out there, not thinking about the dude next door that works nights and can't sleep, and even his construction-grade noise headphones don't help. Or the dude that just wants to listen to jazz quietly.
The leaf blower people are well-meaning people with mild mental illness who are just selfish enough not to realize their home/self care is annoying others. e: A lot of times the guy just needs to get the F away from their spouse. I've lived near leaf blower people and they're invariably older married (sometimes retired) men. Never women.
Plus, you can leave it in awkward places as a trap!
doinggg!!!
I miss the internet being like this. I like this
A leaf blower is far superior for getting leaves out of corners and other spaces smaller than a rake, especially if the leaves are small or falling apart.
I have an electric one that isn't that loud, and I generally use it for edges and then rake up the open spaces.
I'm a newly-minted leaf-blower convert but for specific purposes. I do not have any type of lawn. I freakin' hated the things but got a small battery-operated one to make fire prep** a bit easier. I found it satisfying in the same way I enjoy pressure washing.
** I live in a high risk fire zone - we remove anything remotely flammable from around the house and outbuildings. It sucks.
I once thought so, but in my experience with maples and fir needles it works really well. Much easier than raking for wet stuff. Of course, the correct way is to wait until all of the leaves have fallen (enjoy Autumn to its fullest) and then round them up once for the whole season. Every week or two is why everyone hates leaf blowers.
Or just leave them. Leaves are good, people. If you can, leave your leaves.
Yeah, in the yard, though, not the driveway, that's all.
Shit, I collect leaves from the neighbors who throw them away. A huge pile of leaves makes the plants very happy.
I had a neighbor for a while that ran his gas blower for a couple hours EVERY DAY. I think he had some sort of PTSD trauma and it soothed him.
He also dug holes in his backyard to bury leaves. Quite a ….. character.
Would that make them compost faster?
Probably not, air is an ingredient in compost. It's why compost barrels spin.
I don’t think so. And it was a LOT of leaves. We’re talking big holes. He would dig a hole, put in the leaves, and stand there with a string trimmer, blasting away at them. Then cover them up. It was especially odd because the city collects them for free. All you have to do is blow/rake them into a pile on the street.
Because the day already sucks so much…
What is with the leaf blower hate around here? Must be a Yankee thing, never hear them around here.
And if you live in an apartment complex, they have to clear the leaves. They get slippery. You do the math.
If you live in the suburbs, during the fall, you can't have a peaceful weekend because there will always be at least one person using a leaf blower nearby. And they're loud and bad for the environment.
Where I live, gas ones are illegal but that doesn’t stop all the leaf blowers choking the air with gas fumes. I literally have to turn on an air purifier to get rid of the smell.
Granted my apartment isn’t exactly a commercial workspace, but nothing is more infuriating than having to close all the doors/windows to my apartment when I’m in the middle of some huge programming problem. It instantly breaks apart the 10 things going on in my mental queue.
I've considered getting an electric one to blow all the dust out of my shop/warehouse, but I can't justify the cost. I need a good shop/push broom and Japan doesn't seem to like those (at least anywhere that I've looked).
I saw this exact thing getting off the highway by the first gas station near a pizza place today in Everett.
I have an electric blower. But I use it to clean my gutters.
It's like a hair dryer for lawns, leaves are the dandruff.
Blow me
54 degree fahrenheit is cold? not where im from. Now the under 40 degree rain we just had. that was cold.
Depending on where you are, even 60F can be considered cold.
I agree. I mean usually 30 will be snow but basically onces its below 40 I would prefer below 30 if precipitation is involved. cold rain is the worst. seeps in and you have to let your jacket and such dry and if you have to go out before they dry. ugh.
yeah when it comes down to it, its about being wet over dry. Like when it melts once it touches you. If I can stay dry its much better.
You can dress appropriately for -40-50 and still be reasonably commfie for extended periods.
Particularly if you stay dry.
But it’s impossible to stay dry in persistent drizzle or heavy rain. At best you’re wearing several layers of wool and you’re warm but damp and miserable.
Impermeable shells require venting opening you to the cold wet seepage, and permeable shells will eventually fail if you stay out long enough.
Oh ffs, this entire thread is a pissing match between people dispersed in multiple climates.
I’ve lived in -40°F winters but I’m sat here in SoCal tonight with 50°F nighttime lows freezing my ass off.
How is that possible? It’s called acclimation. Go to a climate opposite of yours sometime for at least two weeks then come back. You’ll probably notice real quick that your home climate is the one that feels weird because you’ve acclimated to your new climate.
In my experience I can't really feel any difference below zero, whether it's -5 -20 or -40, I just can tell that I have less time outside before it's too cold to stay out
54°F isn't cold.
Rain is not necessarily cold by the time it lands, it has a certain ability to sap and dissipate heat as it evaporates. The ceramic tiles in your house aren't really "colder" than you, but they feel cold because they are very good and transfering heat away from you.
If youre into pedantic debates about properties of molecules, I suggest looking into why water is not wet, and the fan base
rain is ambient temperature-ish and water isn't wet! fight me! (jk)
The ceramic tiles in your house aren't really "colder" than you
Yes they are; they're not warm blooded mammals, and they're at the lowest level in the house, where the coldest air is.
they are very good and transfering heat
Ceramics generally have poor thermal conductivity. Metal is a good conductor of heat.
They have poor thermal conductivity compared to something like metal, but still much better than fabrics or wood. They also have a high thermal mass.
Tiles are a bit cooler not because they are lower in the room, but because they easily lose heat to the air. They aren't that much cooler though, and a piece of wood the same temp would feel much warmer.
That actually depends entirely on where you're at. That would be positively tropical to someone in Minnesota, but to someone in Arizona I almost can guarantee you that would be freezing.
Hoo boy, someone's riled up! Have you considered taking your own advice? Jeez lol
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You're having a rough day. Seems like everybody wants a piece of you and they aren't kind about it. So you put on some ear protection, grab your leaf blower and step outside. Nobody bothers you out there. The leaf blower yells nonstop the way you wish you could and even though you aren't doing the yelling, there is still something cathartic about the noise. It creates a bubble where you are left alone. As the minutes pass and the debris collects into neat little piles, you can slowly regain your calm. The urge to explode, unleashing your anger and frustration, in an irreparable way ebbs and you feel like you can hold your shit together for a little while longer.
Or they are in a feud with their neighbors and are trying to piss them off.
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