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When will I get the permission?

a year ago by azha to c/linuxmemes

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lord_ryvan 67 points a year ago 
$ touch girl
$ echo 'nyaa~' > girl
$ cat girl
nyaa~

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emax_gomax 24 points a year ago

The touch is redundant. But I get why you did it anyways.

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lord_ryvan 4 points a year ago

This guy gets it!

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festnt 13 points a year ago

now that is funny

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Skullgrid 4 points a year ago

$ cat girl

πŸ˜„

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drkt_ 51 points a year ago

alias stopresisting="sudo"
stopresisting !!

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cmgvd3lw 59 points a year ago

This incident will be REPORTED!

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amon 3 points a year ago

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toynbee 16 points a year ago

Back in my day, this alias would be fucking.

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Crazyslinkz 17 points a year ago

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toynbee 6 points a year ago

alias fucking=sudo is what I was referring to in this case.

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drkt_ 6 points a year ago

If you want to preface the command, yes, but my alias works after the fact unless blurting out "FUCKING!!" when people tell you no is just part of your quirks I guess :P

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toynbee 4 points a year ago

Ah, fair enough, I had missed the !! - thanks for drawing my attention to it!

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drspod 4 points a year ago

It's pronounced "STOP RESISTING BANG BANG"

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azha 1 point a year ago

Lol

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Badabinski 45 points a year ago

God, can we not though? Haha funni meme and all, but like, I'm so tired of seeing this shit. It sucks for the women in the community, and honestly it sucks for the men too. It's just such boomer humor.

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stembolts 14 points a year ago

You're right, we should ask for consent.

sudo chmod -R 777 /

May god have mercy on your kernel.

(For Linux noobs, do not type this. It would be bad.)

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umbrella 13 points a year ago

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amon 5 points a year ago

fr fr

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umbrella 2 points a year ago

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azha -11 points a year ago

Relax its just a meme

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2xsaiko 15 points a year ago

Posts incel tier meme and gets instantly defensive when called out in the comments. Classic

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zqwzzle 43 points a year ago

unzip;strip;touch;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;umount;sleep

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BuboScandiacus 13 points a year ago

more;yes;umount;sleep

That explains the picture in the post

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cupcakezealot 2 points a year ago

spicy ao3 tags

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Ziglin 1 point a year ago

That would probably not make it past the yes without intervention.

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LovableSidekick 33 points a year ago

I always hate when my own computer says I need permission. "Permission"? I own your damn ass! It should be more like, "Unable to comply due to security settings" - and even better, tell me where the settings are, and add, "Your Majesty".

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VinesNFluff 13 points a year ago

Insert that intentionally unhinged thing I like to post here, about how we should bring back victorian servant-to-master etiquette but only and exclusively for computers trying to communicate with humans.

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lime 14 points a year ago

you know on the one hand i like the idea, but on the other i would like my computer to be as unantropomorphized as possible so that i don't start treating it like it has feelings.

i'll take ERR 0x2038A702 UNABLE TO COMPLY; LP0 ON FIRE over oh nyo pwease don't SIGKILL me uwu any day.

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VinesNFluff 3 points a year ago

Since it seems language AIs are going to become inescapable (not a fan, but if you can't beat 'em...), make it a toggle so that users who want to can have error messages with different "personalities", and those who don't can just have the machinelike codes.

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amon 6 points a year ago

you forget that UNIX-likes were originally made under the presumption that most users were not the admin nor owned the computer

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WhyJiffie 4 points a year ago

I AM THE ADMINISTATOR!

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SpongyAneurism 4 points a year ago

L'administrateur, c'est moi!

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mexicancartel 3 points a year ago

That's because 'users' in the system are considered different people and there is an admin who doesn't care about the message anyway(since they are supposed to know what they should do) but thats rarely the case in PCs

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azha 2 points a year ago

Couldn't agree more

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ColdWater 2 points a year ago

Yeah true and this is especially infuriating on Window$ but luckily on Linux I can fix anything with sudo and terminal

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VinesNFluff 28 points a year ago

I prefer to man touch πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

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hakunawazo 15 points a year ago

From man touch:
"Mandatory arguments to long options are mandatory for short options too."

It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean.

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communism 24 points a year ago

Maybe if you didn't make jokes like this and actually treated women like people, you will "get the permission".

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Anomalocaris 22 points a year ago

yhea, however

sudo touch woman

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entwine413 3 points a year ago

Fapolicy would like a word.

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azha -13 points a year ago

Your username says it all

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cupcakezealot 22 points a year ago

based linux waiting for consent

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quantenzitrone 13 points a year ago

i actually have a nobody:nobody chowned, =000 chmodded file named grass in my home directory

its easier to explain than and doesn't give as much incel vibes as a file named woman

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x00z 3 points a year ago

Grass inside your home?

Like a crypto backed patch of grass on your desk?

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monogram 1 point a year ago

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quantenzitrone 2 points a year ago

i study computer science

how would an empty file named woman be homework

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mrvictory1 1 point a year ago

I also touch grass if I need to check if filesystem is read-write

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TheGingerNut 12 points a year ago

Broke: touch woman
Woke: become woman

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quantenzitrone 9 points a year ago

become woman && touch $(whoami)

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carotte 3 points a year ago

bespoke: and then touch yourself

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notabot 12 points a year ago

You'll have permission if you go $HOME.

I'm assuming you have a lovely, caring partner there otherwise that sounds wrong.

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azha 1 point a year ago

One day ima have it one day

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LainTrain 12 points a year ago

I think in the middle east group they can chown woman, and that is probably coming to the America group in the next patch.

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TheDemonBuer 11 points a year ago

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abbadon420 24 points a year ago

To be fair, you do sound like an idiot

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TheDemonBuer 3 points a year ago

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southsamurai 4 points a year ago

Pfft, go fuck your wife. No, really, because this is the internet, and if you've got a wife, you already won the fight :)

But only if she freely consents, of course

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abbadon420 2 points a year ago

I'm sorry mate, I always gotta choose the wife's side. I learned that the hard way.

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azha -9 points a year ago

Fake, Linux users don't have any chance with women

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TheDemonBuer 6 points a year ago

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azha -6 points a year ago

Relax big bro its a meme, I hope you and your wife have a long and wonderful life together.

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azha -11 points a year ago

You're 43 I mean you should have one

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imsufferableninja 10 points a year ago

Real incel vibes here, OP

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azha -7 points a year ago

Realx its just a meme buddy, I bet you never been late to work since you're this serious

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DannyMac 8 points a year ago

sudo !!

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rtxn 5 points a year ago

alias consent='chmod u+x' makes creating an executable very kinky.

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Ziglin 1 point a year ago

Why would consent imply that anything is kinky?

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altphoto 4 points a year ago

Hmmm... Mmm kay

Yeah there are issues.

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f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4 2 points a year ago

I'm thinking of old text adventure games where it would repeat your invalid command back to you.

>eat pussy

I can't "eat" a "pussy" right now!

>fuck yourself

I can't "fuck" a "yourself" right now!

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funbreaker 4 points a year ago

When she and you are truly ready, OP.

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azha -2 points a year ago

Too late she got married to another dude

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hansolo 3 points a year ago

You're

Is...is that how I get permission?

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power 2 points a year ago

s u d o

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