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OhStopYellingAtMe 80 points a year ago

I dated a girl who would always bring a bar of soap with her when she slept over. She’d bury it in the sheets at the end of my bed. Said it prevented restless legs.

…why does that soap have a bite out of it?

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xylol 56 points a year ago

Legs take a bite and get satiated and rest

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GooberEar 27 points a year ago

…why does that soap have a bite out of it?

Because people see the picture and think "What in the world why does that soap have a bit out o fit" and then go ahead and click the link. And after doing various "experiments" over the years, advertisers have found that these sort of practices substantially improve engagement/click-through metrics and ultimately result in higher traffic / sales / ad revenue / etc.

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MonkderVierte 2 points a year ago

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aeronmelon 74 points a year ago

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match 7 points a year ago

wait. the fgsfds guy. he looks like sam reich in a disguise

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edgemaster72 7 points a year ago

Sam rips off the disguise

I've been here the whole time

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starman2112 3 points a year ago

Jesus Christ he's been here the whole time

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Akasazh 6 points a year ago

Lol I've never encountered this meme before, even though I was very much online in that period. I'm part of todays lucky 10000!

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M137 5 points a year ago

(╯°□°）╯︵ spɟsƃɟ)

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Rai 4 points a year ago

DUSTY

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Googledotcom 1 point a year ago

Valid point

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user224 29 points a year ago

Reminds me of this gem: "Download now"

Download what?

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edgemaster72 22 points a year ago

It could be anything, even a car!

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Lemminary 8 points a year ago

I really hope it's a new bicycle.

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captainlezbian 7 points a year ago

I wouldn't do that

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kamen 5 points a year ago

It could be more RAM.

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ComfortableRaspberry 11 points a year ago

It's a surprise, you need to download, install and give it all the admin rights on your computer to get your very own surprise

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Lycaon 17 points a year ago

I think Tumblr is still fun! It's not as lively anymore and the staff suck, but no algorithm means you really only see stuff you choose to see and the tag blocking makes it so easy to curate your experience.

And I'll take weird unhinged ads over TikTok shop or whatever happens on Twitter any day lol

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Mothra 15 points a year ago

No way! I need to know this soap hack NOW

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cyrano 34 points a year ago

https://www.thehealthy.com/...

Apparently, a bar of soap releases the mineral magnesium while you sleep, which believers say will relieve nocturnal leg cramping. And for those who suffer from RLS, Dr. Mehmet Oz of The Dr. Oz Show recommends leaving a bar of lavender soap under the sheets overnight. The relaxing scent of lavender can ease your symptoms, he claims

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dingus 84 points a year ago

Any time I see Dr. Oz, I immediately disregard anything as snake oil. The man is a terrible human being...preying on the desperate so he can line his pockets with more cash. He was already a very successful surgeon making boatloads of money. How much of a greedy asshole can you be to then start lying to people to get more when you're already rich?

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cyrano 18 points a year ago

Yeah that’s why I copied the whole text. I was like ok why not then entered the wizard of BS

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almost1337 12 points a year ago

Being a surgeon is hard work. Grifting is a lot easier and cushier.

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funkless_eck 45 points a year ago

Dr Oz

ah the universal symbol for "don't do this"

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LostXOR 32 points a year ago

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Localhorst86 20 points a year ago

i've replaced my mattress with a solid block of magnesium. It's cool in the summer.

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P00ptart 4 points a year ago

Just... Wear a diaper...

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cyrano 9 points a year ago

Your bed change to a beach cos you’re so relax 😎

Travel agencies hate this one trick

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omega_x3 8 points a year ago

Better spray some water on your bed after the magnesium, you know to help it soak in.

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DontTreadOnBigfoot 5 points a year ago

It can even undo all the damage from smoking. So go ahead and do both at the same time

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Aksamit 2 points a year ago

And if you huff a fat line of the mag, it'll reverse any drug damage to your body!

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MonkderVierte 1 point a year ago

Or drinking it.

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Pandemanium 1 point a year ago

It would probably make you a lot less itchy than a bar of soap, too.

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driving_crooner 26 points a year ago

How does the soap knows that I'm sleep?

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TropicalDingdong 9 points a year ago

It knows when you've been bad or good, so be good, for goodness sakes!

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Etterra 12 points a year ago

I've used DSGE, it's highly effective at JTXNE.

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Vanilla_PuddinFudge 8 points a year ago

Wdym? Tumblr is just a porn site, no idea why people use it for blogs.

Gridr, Tinder, Tumblr, it fits right in

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DarkSirrush 17 points a year ago

It hasn't been a porn site in checks notes 7 years.

They did lift the full nudity ban, but they still ban you arbitrarily for a nip slip, or being trans and targeted by TERFs, insulting the WordPress guy, etc.

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Vanilla_PuddinFudge 2 points a year ago

Kinda still there, tho.

...wanna see?

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capuccino 5 points a year ago

I can use lemmy for porn too, so I should call it a porn site...

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Noodle07 8 points a year ago

The internet is for porn

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Vanilla_PuddinFudge 2 points a year ago

Karma is a form of masturbation.

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M137 2 points a year ago

Ok? Lemmy doesn't have Karma so not sure how that's relevant.

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Vanilla_PuddinFudge 4 points a year ago

upvoted

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Secret_Music 7 points a year ago

I tried Tumblr out briefly not long ago, finally. And I guess I've missed the good days? The place feels a little too much like a shopping mall as opposed to what I was expecting. These tumblr memes always gave me 'old internet' vibes but what I saw was a lot closer to modern Facebook style.

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phdepressed 6 points a year ago

It's still a social media site. What you get out of it is very dependent on tags and people followed to my understanding. Not so different from reddit and lemmy experience being dependent on the communities and active posters/commenters.

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kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E 7 points a year ago

Learn more

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boonhet 11 points a year ago

I want to learn less

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frenchfryenjoyer 6 points a year ago

The ads are so bad i don't know if this is satire or not

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humorlessrepost 6 points a year ago

Looks like Taboola ads. Jesus fucking Christ I hate them, but they’re nearly single-handedly keeping local news stations afloat at this point.

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Mwa 1 point a year ago

That brought back flashbacks

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Headofthebored 5 points a year ago

I don't know why, but "well, he died" sent me for some reason. I may be tired.

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Embargo 5 points a year ago

I'm pretty sure the guy from the shitty sonic movies isn't dead too.

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haui_lemmy 13 points a year ago

Is that shemar moore? If he is, he also was in criminal minds and at least i havent seen anything about him being dead.

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monkeyslikebananas2 7 points a year ago

Yeah he’s not dead.

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cyrano 5 points a year ago

He has his own show SWAT now. Definitely not dead

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P00ptart 0 points a year ago

I'm not fucking watching a show about the SA.

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ColeSloth 6 points a year ago

*pic not related.

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Vanilla_PuddinFudge 2 points a year ago

shitty sonic movies

It's a good shit, granted

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scytale 4 points a year ago

What happens to the vinegar-soaked bread? I'm guessing mold will have a hard time growing on it because of the acidity.

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embed_me 6 points a year ago

It belongs in the trash, you're welcome

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Lemminary 6 points a year ago

It tastes awful, you're welcome.

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BlueLineBae 3 points a year ago

Everybody to the limit Everybody to the limit Everybody, come on, fhqwhgads!

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Rooty 2 points a year ago

Tumblr combines the worst of both worlds - corporate censorship and obnoxiously performative leftism. Just go to Neocities, folks.

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BilboBargains 1 point a year ago

Do Neocons live in Neocities?

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