"It's a trap!"

a year ago by Kruh Master to c/memes

ThePantser 172 points a year ago

So we the people are giving them (allegedly) $1000 instead of the multiple thousands that they could have produced for the economy. Sounds like that will definitely make us greater. 🤦

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Asafum 73 points a year ago

So, like, I get your point and all, but think of this: American will be less brown! We're cutting our nose to whiten our face!

-MAGA

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UltraGiGaGigantic 3 points a year ago

All our skeletons are white in the end. Coincidence? /$

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Fredselfish 57 points a year ago

They won't be getting a 1000 dollars, but they will get a free flight to the nearest concentration camp. It's a trap.

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arrow74 5 points a year ago

I'm not sure about this actually. The administration is obsessed with cutting costs even by illegal means. So this may actually be followed it is cheaper than detaining people.

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RagnarokOnline 38 points a year ago

Definitely sounds like a trap.

(What follows is a slightly unrelated anecdote.) I knew a guy who was a tax preparer back in 2009 when Obama put out the “Making Work Pay” stimulus. You basically got a tax refund of like $400 per person if you met a pretty lenient criteria.

Well, my buddy told me that during the 2009 tax season, he would constantly have people coming into his office trying to file taxes, but they hadn’t filed in a few years. After hours of getting their paperwork together and running through the tax schedules for each year, the tax payer would find out that they owed thousands of dollars in back payments. Rather than file their taxes and paying the delinquent taxes, they would just say “yeah, all I wanted was the $400” and just walk out.

I’m sure the IRS cleaned up that year if anyone who owed was bold enough to actually file.

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gandalf_der_12te 9 points a year ago

So we the people are giving them (allegedly) $1000 instead of the multiple thousands that they could have produced for the economy.

sigh. the world is significantly more complicated than that


The people are dissatisfied economically, and that's why they voted for Trump.

So, what determines people's income? Wages on the free labor market are determined through supply and demand.

When there's a lot of supply of labor, i.e when there's many people who could work in the country, high supply lowers prices. Prices for labor are also called wages. High number of people in the country --> lower wages. That's where the "immigrants are taking our jobs" saying comes from. The point is not only that they're taking jobs, but also that wages drop if there's more supply in labor power.

(What these republican jackasses forget to mention is that this also affects the birth rate. A lower birth rate is good for the people because it means less supply of labor power --> higher wages in the future. Yet the republicans are consistently for a higher birth rate, which makes their whole point that they actually care about the economic situation of the people inconsistent.)

What these republican jackasses also forget to mention is that it's not only about the supply of labor, but also the demand of labor. Higher demand means higher wages, and lower demand means lower wages.

Now, if you've ever built a house you will know that the vast majority of labor requirement goes into building the house, not maintaining it. The same is true for the economy. The economy grew rapidly in the last 200 years mostly because of technological inventions, which lead to a lot of real growth in the world and that created a large demand for human labor, which made wages rise high, which is why people could live comfortably in the 1960s on a single wage income per family.

The economy slowed down growth a lot in the last decades (+0.5% annually in 2019 compared to +3% in 1990) so that reduces the demand for human labor drastically. That's why people earn less today than last century. If the republicans were honest, they'd recognize that fact, and they would respond by saying "ok, the free labor market doesn't pay enough wages anymore to feed the people, so we need to help the people by giving them a universal basic income, financed by taxing the rich". That would do significantly more to help the people than deporting immigrants, by the way, it would help at least 10x as much. That the republicans completely ignore this and don't even speak about it shows that they are dishonest and do not have the people's best interest at heart.

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wildflower 134 points a year ago

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ivanafterall 25 points a year ago

Prizes, you say?

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rizzothesmall 11 points a year ago

To shreds you say?

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AtariDump 4 points a year ago

How’s his wife holding up?

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This2ShallPass 4 points a year ago

To shreds you say?

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ransomwarelettuce 114 points a year ago

"You may be eligible ..."

Yap it's a honeypot.

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Omega_Jimes 100 points a year ago

Am I able to fly to the US for like a vacation to Vegas, then self-deport and take home a grand?

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jaybone 47 points a year ago

I’m wondering if citizens will start self deporting.

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Kolanaki 58 points a year ago

Hell, I'm a white citizen and I'll take $1000 to GTFO of this fascist shithole.

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KnightontheSun 38 points a year ago

ICE: Approved. Off to Angola!

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Kolanaki 31 points a year ago

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ivanafterall 9 points a year ago

I bet I could stretch $1,000 pretty far in Angola.

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explodicle 5 points a year ago

"In other news, the GDP of Angola has increased a whopping 20% this year due to a wave of highly-educated immigration."

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ShaggySnacks 4 points a year ago

I want to go to Ecuador!

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bdonvr 14 points a year ago

I wish I qualified for a visa anywhere

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DeathByBigSad 8 points a year ago

Wherever you end up, you wouldn't be a citizen there and they'll just deport you again.

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Kolanaki 17 points a year ago

Free World Tour

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Nasan 14 points a year ago

The wording sounds like you need to be in the US without legal status. Think it's like 90 days is the shortest allowed for vacation/business travel before your "illegal". ~$11 a day is hardly worth the effort. You're better off sneaking in and immediately self-deport.

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GreenKnight23 7 points a year ago

if you don't mind being detained at a black site for two weeks

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BackgrndNoize 98 points a year ago

I mean if this was a legit thing and someone wanted to leave but didn't have the financial means then this is good, but most likely anyone who uses this will just get raided by ICE and thrown in prison instead of what it says, because that's exactly how low and pathetic people are

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axEl7fB5 94 points a year ago

Infinite Money Glitch

  1. Be a Canadian
  2. Live near the US border in Canada
  3. Climb border
  4. Dys (Deport yourself) to get a flight back home and a thousand bucks.
  5. Repeat
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Plurrbear 33 points a year ago

I live in MN and have been getting calls stating that, “I need to come in to verify my papers and ensure I am a legit citizen”… I get these calls numerous times a day, starts in English and then goes strait to Mandarin and I don’t even fucking speak that! (9-10 a day).

I was born here by an American woman, who was also BORN here and a dad who came here LEGALLY with a SPONSOR and an American citizen and still am getting these bogus ass calls! I speak Cantonese and Spanish on top of English so hopefully they would send me back to my dads fam in South Vietnam but if not, I would be killed in north Vietnam due to my name and the war… so lovely… (back in the day I would be killed now I would just be shunned).

I am about to hop the boarder and try to get in to see what happens and then just live in Canada, I basically am already there here in MN! Haha!

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Wispy2891 10 points a year ago

I think it's a scam targeting specific areas

I lived a short time in NY and I got a mobile with a phone number with a Flushing area number (lots of people with Asian descent live there). Literally the first day I start receiving robocalls in Chinese, I recorded it and let a Chinese listen the message. It said there's a problem with my documentation and I have to call a number as soon as possible or face consequences. I was told this is a scam, they try to get money to fix a non existent issue.

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javiwhite 5 points a year ago

You can access the gov link seen in the screenshot and see it's legit from the US gov rather than a common scammer: https://www.dhs.gov/cbphome.

Ofc the current US gov are some of the most prolific grifters that country has ever seen, so your point still stands that these people will likely be scammed... They'll just likely end up thrown into a concentration camp rather than deported on a commercial flight with $1,000 as promised.

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Plurrbear 2 points a year ago

But I don’t even live in NY or CA where the calls are coming from, I live in Walz Country (MN) loving living over here with numberious benefits most states don’t have but still am getting these calls all day every day! At first it was terrifying but my green card restaurant owner told me she gets them too all the time and just block and ignore. But it’s straight up terrifying especially for people who don’t understand!

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outhouseperilous 4 points a year ago

Wepl yes, you're a 'citizen', but are you a citizen? What you say about family in vietnam really suggests otherwise.

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untorquer 3 points a year ago

My great great granrparents came to the US from Germany and Canada, time to go!

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outhouseperilous 4 points a year ago

Okay but what's the pantone number for your skin tone?

Here, lemme get my skull calipers...

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Plurrbear 2 points a year ago

Agreed, I would push it on to Canada if I could! Even Germany is better than life in the US now.., we can’t even get a woman president… I would go to either county now if I could.

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Plurrbear 2 points a year ago

Tell that to the dozen of calls I get in mandarin and then in English stating I have to go into immigration for paperwork clarification bullshit! I refuse to get collected by a masked man “claiming he’s ICE!” Fuck that!

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outhouseperilous 2 points a year ago

Sorry, all the people who could tell the difference between mandarin and vietnamese were fired.

Youll figure it out, im sure. Or you wont, and ice will have a great excuse yo take you, because you fucked uo on your paperwork (or so grok says; all the people who could read mandarin were fired for being woke, because they coukd read mandarin)

Edit: do you really refuse? Dont say it here, but arm and organize your community. Have an anti-drone and anti-helicopter strategy. Change the internal layouts of your buildings where possible. Drop all non-pirated consumer software. Or become a ghost. Otherwise you arent refusing shit.

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Plurrbear 1 point a year ago

wtf you saying?

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outhouseperilous 0 points a year ago

Im saying the nazi shit heads who determine what a 'citizen' is don't mean the same thing you do when you say that word.

Your blind obedience to a toxic system has let nazis own you by couping that system.

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BanMe 13 points a year ago

Hey smuggle in some of that sweet sweet fentanyl to boost your profits

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GreenKnight23 13 points a year ago

no no no.

maple syrup.

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Stalinwolf 6 points a year ago

This is obviously a joke, but for those who are not aware:

Between 2022 - 2025, there were 71,000 lbs of fentanyl seized at the Mexican/US border, and only 134 lbs seized at the Canadian/US border. Of the 134 lbs seized, 86.2% of smugglers were US citizens.

DJT is full of shit.

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UltraGiGaGigantic 4 points a year ago

All drugs should be legal and regulated. Unfortunately the US government is addicted to the police state's boot on the populations neck.

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chuckleslord 5 points a year ago

Dev here, checking exploit.

...

Yeah, there's no money so there's no issue. WAD

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Shortstack 88 points a year ago

I don’t believe for one second that they’re letting self deport through this happen.

This is far more likely to be an ICE hotline for who to disappear next to bolster their quota numbers

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RagnarokOnline 19 points a year ago

YUP

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Skullgrid 70 points a year ago

even for this sign for non USA citizens they aren't willing to budge on putting a non-english language

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flandish 56 points a year ago

it’s because the point is to both intimidate victims and also get nazis horny.

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darksiderbun 50 points a year ago

So while it sounds like a trap, this might also be real. It allows deportation without due process. This exact thing happened during Dwight D Eisenhower’s presidency to the letter, bonuses and everything. It’s much cheaper and easier to bulk deport if you can convince them to leave by themselves and by making life hell. Extra History JUST put out a video about the Eisenhower thing on September 1.

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sidelove 43 points a year ago

While I'm not 100% on it being a trap, we're in an unprecedented "the cruelty is the point" era that we've never really faced before. If someone I knew was considering calling the line, I would do everything I could to prevent them from trying it.

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otter 15 points a year ago

You're not 100%? ICE habitually shows up at official visa appointments to disappear applicants, et al, without explanation nor consequence, and you think this brand-name scam might maybe be legit?! Thafuq?

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sidelove 12 points a year ago

Calm down Buster Brown. We're in agreement. Whether it's 90% sure or 100% doesn't matter, the facts are the same, no need to come at me so strong.

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otter 2 points a year ago

Best I can do is the-world-is-burning-get-a-bucket.

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Schadrach 11 points a year ago

I was thinking more or less the same thing - if you are here illegally it's probably both cheaper and easier to pay you $1k per person and a free flight back whence you came than to track you down, go through the legal process, and remove you against your will.

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NeatNit 12 points a year ago

Forget the "legal" process (which is skipped). I wouldn't be surprised if just the salaries of all the ICE officers and the cost of their operations is significantly more than $1000 per immigrant captured.

The cost of the flight is probably not really saved either because they have to physically deport the ones they've captured anyway.

And yet I still think it's a trap. Call me a cynic.

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explodicle 6 points a year ago path: 0 19225674 19226908 19228308 19232518, hotness: undefined, score: 6, children: 0
jaybone 10 points a year ago

lol legal process

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InvalidName2 49 points a year ago

Based on my experience, "those people" actually believe(d) that the US government is literally paying every person south of the border vast sums of money to come live here. If I had a dollar for every variation of "if you're broke, travel to Mexico and cross the border back into the USA, they'll give you a free debit card" I'd literally be able to afford to fly to Mexico, cross back over into the USA, and then be disappointed that nobody's getting those magical debit cards conservatives are convinced are being handed out like candy. And I'm brown enough I'm sure I could be confused as being "Mexican".

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DeathByBigSad 32 points a year ago

My parents believe that democrats are giving "illegal" immigrants welfare.

We are a family of legal documented immigrants, there were barely any benefits for us (especially not the first 5 years), and anything that you could get is means tested and you need all your legal documents ready. Like wtf how do you expect undocumented immigrants of getting any welfare, wtf.

(No they do not watch fox news, its some news account thing that they follow on WeChat.)

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Corn 14 points a year ago

The right-wing media ecosystems the US has for each immigrant community is so bizarre.

To what extend do you think it's rich immigrants sharinging petty bourgeois brainworms with other immigrants whose class position makes them exceptionally fertile for brainworms or literally just the state department amplifying and funding those voices?

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ChickenLadyLovesLife 11 points a year ago

And I’m brown enough I’m sure I could be confused as being “Mexican”.

I have two half-Thai, half-white cousins. One of them looks vaguely Mexican / Latin American and the other looks Japanese, and they got lots of shit for that growing up in Florida. Fortunately, that experience really taught them to respect and value immigrants and non-white people.

Just kidding -- they're actually hard-core white-supremacists and trumpers. The only reason trump isn't their favorite person of all time is that they like DeSantis even better.

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markovs_gun 9 points a year ago

Floridians love of DeSantis is extremely baffling. It really makes me struggle to care when they get hit with hurricanes and shit

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outhouseperilous 4 points a year ago

Laughing at these assholes is going to be the best part of dying in the camps.

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ChickenLadyLovesLife 1 point a year ago

Yeah, something to do while savoring my slice of moldy Wonder bread.

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outhouseperilous 1 point a year ago

Gotta keep the fun in life.

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HyonoKo 39 points a year ago

“may be elegible” I wonder what happens if you aren’t….

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lightnsfw 26 points a year ago

The info you gave to apply for this is sent to ICE and they show up at your house

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HyonoKo 4 points a year ago

It’s insane

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f314 37 points a year ago

ICE will continue to prioritize your removal

Well that’s not bleak at all..

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Mongostein 36 points a year ago

I’m Canadian. I’m going to get this app and try to get paid.

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tatann 14 points a year ago

Do you have enough melanin to be eligible though ?

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Mongostein 7 points a year ago

Theoretically it shouldn’t matter if I’m “in the country” illegally

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explodicle 3 points a year ago

Then you can't just drive in, you need to sneak in.

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GreenKnight23 30 points a year ago
  1. purchase a burner
  2. install VPN
  3. install Geo spoofer
  4. register all Republicans in office
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ZkhqrD5o 22 points a year ago

Genuine question as a European, is this real?

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kruhmaster 19 points a year ago

Go to the website and find out

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ZkhqrD5o 23 points a year ago

Holy shit.

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pelespirit 20 points a year ago

It's shocking to see it as a US citizen too. I've heard about it, but to see it in writing, is depressing af.

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DeathByBigSad 2 points a year ago

Shocking? The idea of "self-deport" existed a long time ago.

Edit: Idk what the downvotes are about, but its naive to believe that xenophobia didn't exist before trump

https://en.wikipedia.org/...

Voluntary departure, also known as "informal deportation" or "return", is the most common form of expulsion in U.S. history, accounting for 85 percent of the nearly 57 million expulsions between 1920 and 2018.

Voluntary departure, aka: "Self-deport"

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odioLemmy 11 points a year ago

As European you should be aware that this idea has been used in countries here. German and Swedish approaches have already been posted, and here is another: Austria offers Syrian refugees 1,000 euros to return home.

As "Europeans" we need to get off our high horse and stop pretending we do things better.

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myotheraccount 9 points a year ago path: 0 19224398 19228275, hotness: undefined, score: 9, children: 0
mumblerfish 8 points a year ago

Really? Swedish government:

[G]rants may be paid in the amount of SEK 350,000 for those who have reached the age of 18 and SEK 25,000 for those who have not reached the age of 18, but not more than SEK 500,000 for spouses or cohabitants and not more than SEK 600,000 per family

https://www.regeringen.se/...

So that is a litte less that 35,000 USD (after this proposed increase). This is liberal politics in Sweden.

Also to note, the first statement from the minister there in that link, Johan Forssell, his son is active club neonazi. He is still in the party and a Swedish minister. That, and how his party is collaborating with a full party of "ex" neonazis, is how far separated our governments are from nazis in Europe.

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jaybone 6 points a year ago

Depends what we mean by real. Kristi Noem is doing television commercials for this.

Do they really give you the $1000 and a free flight? I don’t know if that’s real. The free flight might take you somewhere you were not intending to go.

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ivanafterall 3 points a year ago

1000 Trumpbux to spend on his merch

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Trainguyrom 4 points a year ago

I was just in LAX the other day and saw one of these signs in the security line. I can confirm with my own eyes that the sign is real.

Honestly, knowing the administration is hiring ICE agents at 100k+ starting salaries (for context, you generally have to be pretty late in a professional career with a multi-page resume to be approaching such salaries) arresting, detaining and forcibly deporting on chartered deportation flights is a heck of a lot more expensive and takes a lot longer than just handing families a couple grand plus $500 in plane tickets to get out. I suspect they're quietly doing this to bolster deportation numbers since forcibly deporting takes a ton of manpower and therefore is quite a bottleneck for meeting the deportation targets Trump has stated

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otter 20 points a year ago

Y'all think they have cafe cars on the gulag trains?

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GreenKnight23 6 points a year ago

yeah. if you're one of the Nazis.

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ThunderWhiskers 20 points a year ago

Yo how do I self-deport as a citizen? I'm sick of this place.

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pelespirit 15 points a year ago

If you're joking, be careful. They have deported many a US citizen. They're trying to meet their quotas.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 13 points a year ago path: 0 19224294 19226267, hotness: undefined, score: 13, children: 0
Bruhh 19 points a year ago

Trump would rather give 1000$ to immigrants than American citizens. Not what I voted for.

/s

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TherapyGary 18 points a year ago

Is this exploitable? Lowkey wanna buy a cheap spare android and see about that free money 👀

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Blue_Morpho 24 points a year ago

Free airfare to the vacation destination of your choice. Don't forget your passport.

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gjoel 22 points a year ago

I thought buy a one way ticket to the us, a few weeks of fun, self deport.

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Magister 10 points a year ago

I think you cannot buy or board a one way ticket if you are not a US citizen

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Corn 11 points a year ago

Book two one-ways, cancel the departing 1-way within 24 hours, after you have your confirmation documents. That's what I did for China, I can't imagine the US actually looks up the current passenger list either.

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HikingVet 1 point a year ago

Why?

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surewhynotlem 16 points a year ago

No. Listen. I know a lot of US politicians who can be signed up.

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VitoRobles 19 points a year ago

Can you sign up for them on their behalf?

Rafael Edward Cruz, aka Ted Cruz, wasn't actually born in the US.

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apftwb 14 points a year ago

The moment you download the app and it runs for the first time, it's going the phone home and you are already on the list.

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urheber 12 points a year ago

Self deport....

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lischni_tschelowek 10 points a year ago

Didn't i see something like that in the Cheech & Chong movie from the seventies? The deported themselves for a birthday party, because the plane tickets were to pricey..

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kruhmaster 4 points a year ago

It was a wedding, but yes!

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arin 10 points a year ago

Is this real?

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UltraGiGaGigantic 1 point a year ago

Nothing is real

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Lawelen 9 points a year ago

I'd love to have free ticket from ruzzia. Sadly, they need cannon meat and won't let me out.

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HakunaHafada 8 points a year ago

Jesus fucking Christ, indeed.

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ToxicWaste 7 points a year ago

i think they got the tomeline wrong... as far as i remember nazi germany offered simmilar deals to jews before forcefully deporting them.

lets not talk about what happened after deportation. if the us gov is so bad with history, it might give them ideas...

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lukaro 2 points a year ago

There aren't statues about it all over the place so of course we don't know th history.

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DmMacniel 7 points a year ago

Mhm, maybe one could spoof Donalds phone to self-deport?

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istdaslol 7 points a year ago

No where is it clear that your „regular traveler flight“ doesn’t end you up in El Salvador. So the grand isn’t much use, if you even would get the money

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jaybone 2 points a year ago

Maybe they put it on your books.

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SonOfAntenora 7 points a year ago
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resipsaloquitur 6 points a year ago

What if I’m here legally?

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dustyData 7 points a year ago

How non-white are you?

/ s

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Eh_I 3 points a year ago

The money is right this way

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TankovayaDiviziya 2 points a year ago

The Wikipedia entry concerns the topic exclusively on Europe, for some reason, but paying someone to leave the country is called remigration.

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stupidcasey 2 points a year ago

If they would create a simple forwarding site that reads the phone type and forwards it onto the proper store they could condense that QR code down into only one.

they should also use a generic phone so it doesn't look dated

in large text it is better to highlight important points in subtle colored boxes to prevent them from becoming a wall of text

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can 3 points a year ago

Clearly the biggest issues with this.

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stupidcasey 2 points a year ago

Oh, I'm sorry, dose it say something? My eyes were to busy glazing over such a trash poster

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UltraGiGaGigantic 2 points a year ago

It says they arent hiring the best and brightest to make this.

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salty_chief -1 points a year ago

If he was here, he would be on a plane as well. Lol

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salty_chief -3 points a year ago

This is what I voted for!

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