My dog covers her waterdish when these clowns' names come up on TV
OrteilGenou 23 points a year ago
This isn't a shitpost, its a pro life tip
An anti-abortion tip? I'm gonna have to disagree with you there. Pro choice tip all the way
some_kind_of_guy 7 points a year ago
...of the shitberg
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SeductiveTortoise 2 points 10 months ago
Make sure you're using a heavy glass and to throw it with the drink.
lemmylommy 47 points a year ago
Show her the photo. She will understand.
fonix232 56 points a year ago
I have already done so. We're now going door to door, showing the picture and ensuring that all drinks are covered. It's turning into the weirdest date of my life. Not complaining tho. Just didn't expect Kegbreath, Couchfucker and Temu Dracula to get me laid.
supersquirrel 20 points a year ago
Can we get a halmark movie about this please.
sp3ctr4l 2 points 10 months ago
I am a dude and this photo reminds me of just generally keeping my eye on dudes like this in bars, back in my 20s, and either getting staff to remove people like them when I see them slip the roofie, or cause some kind of scene and functionally do it myself.
These would be the kind of guys who would think their furtive, shifty, jumpy checks of their surroundings aren't easily noticeable, not confident or bold or smooth enough to do it with the finesse of essentially a magic trick.
They'd be the ones too cowardly to actually, meaningfully throw hands, instead just act indignant and screech, all bark, no bite.
vaultdweller013 10 points a year ago
The sad thing is Miller looks the most normal in a banality of evil sorta way, Hegseth looks to be made of grease, and Vance looks I don't even know WASP Appalachian white trash I guess.
It's not even that they are necessarily inherently fucked up looking, but they have all fucked up their appearance in one way or another. Hegseth needs to lay off the makeup, Miller needs to grow a stache or something, and Vance needs to accept he has perpetual Babyface in the worst way possible and grow a full beard two inches long minimum.
TachyonTele 5 points 10 months ago
That's normal. Vance is just a golem thiel has been regrowing over and over for thousands of years.
panda_abyss 32 points a year ago
These guys look like mommy took the iPad away during dinner at a restaurant
UnculturedSwine 5 points 10 months ago
It's their evil origin story
Seaguy05 26 points 10 months ago
Steven Miller acts like the dude who would drug you, put you in a hole, lower a bucket to you with lotion, spray you with a water hose till you put said lotion on, then murder you to wear your skin. That or argue with you about magic the gathering rules and game meta. 100% the biggest tool in the shed
BarneyPiccolo 13 points 10 months ago
PeeWee Himmler
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 9 points 10 months ago
i used to have this friend. acquaintance might be a better word but we were somewhere in between the two. she got married and her husband was 100% the MtG rules lawyer type. they invited us over for a board game night (i can figure out rules and reliable strategies after one or two rounds. they played a game i knew and I won each round with more than double the next highest player's point total. dude was so pissed off about losing a game to the disabled guy that he gave his wife an ultimatum that we could no longer be friends. I care about as much about ultimatums as i do people who give in to the manipulation, so no big loss.
NotMyOldRedditName 9 points 10 months ago
On the ultimatum note... there was this guy who was friends with my friends, I didn't know him well, but they spent a lot of time together and I did see him many times a year. My friends were a couple (m/f). I asked why I hadn't seen him in awhile, and they told me that he got a new girlfriend and his new girlfriend didn't want him hanging out with other women, so he pretty much stopped being friends with them. I haven't seen him since, it's been like a decade.
SatansMaggotyCumFart 26 points a year ago
Stevie looks like a melting penis.
BarneyPiccolo 2 points 10 months ago
Elon's, post surgery.
BonesOfTheMoon 22 points a year ago
Bunch of ugly bugs. This photo smells like gas station boner pills.
mister_flibble 20 points 10 months ago
An actual lich, an 80s game show host, and the day shift manager everyone avoids being alone with
DeathByBigSad 20 points 10 months ago
Why does the guy on the left side of the photo seem so evil. Like I don't even know (or at least I don't remember) his name.
Like... omg look so close to putin
theparadox 21 points 10 months ago
Stephen Miller. I'm hesitant to call people evil but... he is. He's more or less the USA's shadow president - he maneuvered himself to be Trump's right hand man and has the clown president's trust for many domestic issues, particularly anything related to hurting and abusing non-white people.
InputZero 13 points 10 months ago
I compare him to Heinrich Himmler, who was Adolf Hitler's right hand man for most of Nazi Germany's existence. They're both equally pathetic, hate filled men who are responsible for causing a Holocaust. They even kind of look similar.
Gammelfisch 4 points 10 months ago
He is Joseph Goebbels reincarnated.
WeirdGoesPro 4 points 10 months ago
He is the grinch who mandated Christmas.
ArmchairAce1944 18 points 10 months ago
Stephen Miller? Yeah he is actually one of the more evil of the bunch. Most are grifters and dont believe in anything, but Miller is a true believer. He really does believe in all that white supremacy shit and will turn the US into a minor nation if it means making it 'all white'.
betanumerus 10 points 10 months ago
Stephen Miller on CNN actually said he considered djt to have limitless power (plenary authority) and then awkwardly froze as if he hadn't wanted that to slip out. I wouldn't pass the salt to any of them if they asked politely.
Mongostein 16 points 10 months ago
They all even look like pieces of shit.
pelespirit 1 point 10 months ago
While simultaneously looking like taking a shit.
portifornia 16 points 10 months ago
The ghoul, the tool, and the fool.
BarneyPiccolo 16 points 10 months ago
My first reaction to this photo was instant revulsion, and I'm not even a woman.
ghosthacked 14 points a year ago
That kirk widow is placing a lot of faith in jd vance to become president. Thats why she got knocked up by him immediately after charlie kirk died.
thermal_shock 9 points 10 months ago
Oh shit, I didn't even think it was jds, just thought it was wishful thinking.
BarneyPiccolo 3 points 10 months ago
He needs to have a white baby, with a MAGA bombshell blonde, toot sweet. He can't go running for president of the Nazi party with nothing but half-breed brown kids left over from his hillbilly days.
Macchi_the_Slime 1 point 10 months ago
Wait, are you telling me that wasn't a shitpost? That couldn't have actually been real. Please tell me this timeline has not actually gotten this stupid.
ThrowawayPermanente 6 points 10 months ago
You should like it, you paid for it. Also, looking the part is the entire reason this guy has his job.
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BarneyPiccolo 11 points 10 months ago
L-R:
Trump's closest, most trusted advisor, and Himmler wannabe
Leader of the largest, most advanced military in the history of mankind
One Heartbeat Away From The Presidency
RizzRustbolt 5 points 10 months ago
One of them is so scared that people might notice his weak, girlish shoulders that he only wears plaid suits with inserts.
jaggedrobotpubes 11 points 10 months ago
And I'm not even a couch
BarneyPiccolo 6 points 10 months ago
They didn't cover their drinks. When you live together, you can't cover your drink all the time. Sometimes he's in an exceptionally good mood, and you can't remember what you did last night.
Tollana1234567 11 points 10 months ago
miller is more likely try to strangle a woman for making fun of him, and he was to physically weak to do it. wife beater in the middle, drunk couch fetish on the right
Gammelfisch 11 points 10 months ago
Those are 3 reason why the US military should be kicked out of the EU. This is like having the fucking Russians in your backyard again.
myfunnyaccountname 10 points 10 months ago
And why couch covers exist.
thewebroach 9 points 10 months ago
"The reason women and some couches cover their drinks"
FTFY
Ioughttamow 8 points a year ago
3 of the 4 horsemen of white mediocrity
Westport_blues 8 points 10 months ago
Stephen Miller got into politics only because his arms were too weak to choke out prostitutes.
:::
hoshikarakitaridia 8 points 10 months ago
Hello grok, please generate an image of corrupt lawyers.
fulcrummed 4 points a year ago
His Mar a Lago makeover is in full swing.
ArgumentativeMonotheist 6 points 10 months ago
With people like these in power I feel like the rest of the world won't have to suffer America for that much longer, lol.
BarneyPiccolo 3 points 10 months ago
Larry, Curly, Moe
BarneyPiccolo 4 points 10 months ago
"We're cool! We ARE! You aren't cool, we are, so we say who's cool, and you aren't cool. We are. So there."
"Yeah, sure, you're real cool, whatever."
"Well, we are."
"Mm-hm."
SeductiveTortoise 4 points 10 months ago
Steven Miller looks like some movie baddie from the Soviets back in the 80s.
SaveTheTuaHawk 3 points 10 months ago
Stevie
Benny
BarneyPiccolo 2 points 10 months ago
We've given them enough rope, these apes just have to figure out how to turn it into a noose. They will succeed, eventually. Hopefully, the Dems will understand how to stay out of the way, not stop them, and capitalize on the opportunity. 🤞
RaoulDuke25 2 points a year ago
PeeWee German
Reginald_T_Biter 2 points 10 months ago
I know you are but what am i
14th_cylon -1 points 10 months ago
and you do realise it ALSO involves the mother, right?
Reginald_T_Biter 8 points 10 months ago
Yikes
Mobiuthuselah 3 points 10 months ago
Are you going for irony? Your misogyny is a big part of what this meme is about.
HugeNerd 0 points 10 months ago
Plenty of female scumbags out there, look at Kirk's wife, you think those offspring aren't going to have some tendencies?
When you're done growing up and stop calling people misogynists, you'll see what a great species we are and end up hating everyone. It will happen, unless you've had a brain injury.
14th_cylon 0 points 10 months ago
no, he is saying it takes two people and if just one of them says no, it does not happen.
Mobiuthuselah -1 points 10 months ago
We're talking about male predators, and you want to blame women. I'm calling you a misogynist because the things you are saying are misogynistic. You're a very misguided individual. That's not genetic, that's learned. But that's the good news! You can learn to be better and do better.
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