100% straight

6 months ago by Beep to c/comicstrips

RedFrank24 78 points 6 months ago

I dunno... You can be straight and still consider someone of the same sex attractive, just not so attractive that you'd want to sleep with them.

I'm ace and I find both Tom Ellis and Jenna Coleman attractive, but that doesn't mean I want to sleep with them, or anyone really.

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neidu3 21 points 6 months ago

Stupid question time: Does the fact that you're ace omit the gay/straight spectrum entirely, or would you still place yourself on it somewhere?

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HikingVet 12 points 6 months ago

Some aces have a position on the gay/straight spectrum.

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Kolanaki 25 points 6 months ago

Aesthetic attraction vs Sexual attraction.

You can find someone visually appealing without also finding them sexually appealing.

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Slotos 8 points 6 months ago

The two are not mutually exclusive.

Sexual attractiveness also doesn’t mean sexual drive. One doesn’t need to be gay to understand that a man is sexually attractive in the way they find compelling. A desire to look good is all it takes.

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FoxyFerengi 8 points 6 months ago

Not having sexual attraction to any people doesn't preclude romantic attraction. I'm ace and panromantic. What OP described is aesthetic attraction

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atomicbocks 3 points 6 months ago

We used to call people who omitted the spectrum and were attracted to other people regardless pansexual.

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you_are_dust 16 points 6 months ago

Agree 100%. I think the guy in the comic got his award prematurely. The rest of the sentence after "but" matters.

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Kolanaki 15 points 6 months ago

"I'm 100% straight, but... I'd totally suck Paul off if he asked."

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Frostbeard 9 points 6 months ago

What does "ace" mean in this context?

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TheImpressiveX 17 points 6 months ago

Asexual, meaning they experience little to no sexual attraction.

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FenrirIII 4 points 6 months ago

So, if no one experiences sexual attraction to me, what does that make me? Anti-sexual? Axes, maybe?

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qarbone 22 points 6 months ago

No, FenrirIII, it just makes you ugly.

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dandelion 8 points 6 months ago

creating a new sexual orientation based on whether people are attracted to you as an individual is like a whole new level of narcissism 😅

why no, I'm not a FenrirIII-sexual, but my friend is (she's a slut)

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HikingVet 0 points 6 months ago

Unlucky. But the good news is that you can change your luck (to a certain extent).

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Gladaed 6 points 6 months ago

Tom Ellis is the Lucifer actor, for anyone wondering.

I agree with Coleman though, though I am most probably not ace.

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MajorHavoc 1 point 6 months ago
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Bluescluestoothpaste 1 point 6 months ago

Well yeah but specifically sexual attraction -- generic attraction can be anything that makes you want to spend time with a person but we're talking about sexual attraction here

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HubertManne 1 point 6 months ago

I mean. women don't necessarily have to be more attrative than another to go sleep with them.

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frog 39 points 6 months ago

I told a female friend of mine that Lou Diamond Philips was a handsome guy, and she said I have the worst taste in men's looks. That moment sometimes makes me question what an attractive guy is suppose to look like. Then I remember her boyfriend was a short, fat slob.

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tmyakal 14 points 6 months ago

Lou Diamond Philips has always been hot. And he's aging like wine: every time I see him, he looks even better.

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DaGeek247 11 points 6 months ago

If she was thinking of him without facial hair, I'm with her. If she was thinking of him with facial hair and still not liking it, I'm with you. You'll have to ask and clarify for us next time you see her. The internet (me) needs to know if your friend has bad taste or not.

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frog 6 points 6 months ago

I said in La Bamba. No facial hair. I guess she was right.

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DaGeek247 4 points 6 months ago

Hrmm. See, that's different too. I can't say I disagree with her though. He's, at best, only okay in that movie. They tried to do him up like a popstar, but it doesn't quite really work. Older Lou Diamond Phillips is way hotter.

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ZoteTheMighty -1 points 6 months ago

You just men and female'd

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qarbone 1 point 6 months ago

What?

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ZoteTheMighty -2 points 6 months ago

They referred to men as men and women as females.

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Deebster 20 points 6 months ago

No, they used female as an adjective when describing their friend. I agree it's unpleasant when people talk about "females" but that's not what happened here.

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BillyClark 25 points 6 months ago

I used to say things like, "I'm straight but" whatever. This was about 30 years ago, and I just didn't know what to do with the idea of gay men, so I would occasionally say things to virtue signal that I was okay with it.

But it turns out that I was just overcompensating and dealing with a bit of "main character" complex. I really didn't need to say or do anything overt to be accepting of gay people.

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mnemonicmonkeys 16 points 6 months ago

Inversely, there's "I'm bi, but..." To point out shit that can just be platonic that people keep trying to romanticize.

Like, why can't I complement a friend on their good fashion sense without people assuming there's some attraction there? It's bullshit

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ChickenLadyLovesLife 5 points 6 months ago

I've only ever felt the need to say "I'm not gay" in situations where I thought I might be subject to negative consequences (like violence or getting fired) for being gay, or in situations where I was interested in women and didn't want to be mistaken for being gay. It's a combination of cowardice and loserdom.

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Skullgrid 23 points 6 months ago path: 0 22946563, hotness: undefined, score: 23, children: 3
Bluescluestoothpaste 2 points 6 months ago

Scale seems like an oversimplification too, idk what's the difference between a three and a four?

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Skullgrid 3 points 6 months ago

a person that's hetreonormative going for some gay relationships depending on the person or situation, with people that are presenting broadly more close to the way a person opposite their gender is, contrasting to a person that feels they are part of the LGBT+ community that also cultivates straight relationships if the person they are going for a relationship with if they are presenting broadly more close to their own gender.

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captainlezbian 2 points 6 months ago

No preference vs preference. Then 5/1 is strong preference. 1 is where a lot of the "I'm straight but" turn out to be.

And yeah it's a simplification, but Kinsey was a pioneer of sexology that tried to nonjudgementally figure out the actual lived experiences of people's sexual orientation, and with that is going to come oversimplification

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maplesaga 19 points 6 months ago

I'm 100% straight but, Ryan Gosling can big spoon me and I would be okay with that.

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HubertManne 6 points 6 months ago

Im 100% straight. On land.

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maplesaga 1 point 6 months ago

I don't get the reference, but it seems very wise.

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HubertManne 1 point 6 months ago

its kinda a nod to a simpsons episode where the peg legged captian says he doesn't do that and follows up. on land.

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ZombiFrancis 18 points 6 months ago

You know, I think Depeche Mode is a really sweet band!

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melfie 11 points 6 months ago

This movie gets horrible reviews, but I always found it hilarious.

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SleeplessCityLights 3 points 6 months ago

That is why it is a "cult classic"

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SleeplessCityLights 4 points 6 months ago

I wish I could upvoye you more

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ScrambledEggs 4 points 6 months ago

I'll upvote for you

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dandelion 3 points 6 months ago path: 0 22948465 22948805 22951334, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 0
romanticremedy 17 points 6 months ago

Seems like some of u have hard time differentiating

  • that person is good looking (regardless of gender)
  • I want to be friends with that person
  • I want to sleep with that person
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Crassus 13 points 6 months ago
  1. 20 bucks is 20 bucks
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Honytawk 6 points 6 months ago

Pretty sure 4.20 bucks is less than 20 bucks

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turbowafflz 2 points 6 months ago

inflation happened between the beginning of the sentence and the end

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Tartas1995 12 points 6 months ago

In my mind, I acknowledge that i only ever wanted to have sex with women. But i would be an idiot to make being straight part of my identity because if I would ever meet a man that I could and would love, I would just have made it more difficult for me to accept that and there is zero gain in identifying as straight. I don't think we need to identify our sexuality, we just need to be willing to accept ourselves and go with the flow.

Saying "I am 100% straight!" Seems to be a good way to have an identity crisis when you find someone attractive that doesn't make you feel straight enough to accept it.

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joelfromaus 9 points 6 months ago

I think guys should be able to compliment and appreciate each other without assuming they’re closeted.

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fennesz12 2 points 6 months ago

God that's such a sexy comment

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jaschen306 6 points 6 months ago

I'm straight, but I appreciate a good looking dude.

In college we had a very nice looking dude that was part of the guy group. He single handedly increased the group's good looks and we were able to talk to more girls at parties.

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FiskFisk33 2 points 6 months ago

I'm straight, but...

He did the thing!

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jaschen306 2 points 6 months ago

Damn it!

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FreddiesLantern 5 points 6 months ago

Saying “I’m 100% straight but” sounds more like you’re afraid of what others might think about you as a person based on wether or not they approve of your sexuality.

In which case my condolences, and grow some spine.

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ILikeBoobies 7 points 6 months ago

It can be used as a qualifier. "I'm straight but nice cock" is meant to convey a stronger appreciation of the cock.

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GraniteM 4 points 6 months ago

I'm married to a beautiful woman that I love but...

...I'm not like, one hundred percent straight.

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lepinkainen 4 points 6 months ago

If you’re secure in your heterosexuality, you can be a bit gay sometimes 😎

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abbadon420 2 points 6 months ago

Thatś not a fair argument, you're playing with loaded dice!

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samus12345 2 points 6 months ago

The beige background made me think it was AI at first glance.

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dandelion 2 points 6 months ago

it reminds me of cardboard

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Flax_vert 2 points 6 months ago

Same, but there's too many details and too much character for it to be AI

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samus12345 1 point 6 months ago

Yeah, it was immediately obvious it wasn't when I looked at the full sized comic rather than the thumbnail.

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Sunsofold 1 point 6 months ago

Hunh... Moustache but no beard? That look always suggest to me that they're more into boys than men.

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bold_omi 1 point 6 months ago

Post with credits or not at all.

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nsrxn -1 points 6 months ago

it's you don't like the post, use the voting buttons. if you don't like the user, block them.

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altphoto 0 points 6 months ago

Maybe we could just open up the field? Like you're with Dulce but will suck Brian when you're in the dog house. Or maybe Brian and you can play with Dulce and Jessica?

No judgment from my part.

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