it can take an entire lifetime to find klitoris. just buy my $999 (now $666 for a limited time) course where i will show you how to sometimes find it 100% of the time guaranteed*
baguettefish 44 points 6 months ago
cows_are_underrated 31 points 6 months ago
The course be like:
grep -R "klitoris" /
Nyadia 16 points 6 months ago
It's in the AUR as klitoris-gtk-git. Or is it klitoris-qt-git? There might have been a klitoris-qt-bin but the maintainer stopped updating that one like a year ago and nobody's picked it up. Actually now that I think about it none of the AUR versions are up to date, you gotta get it straght from github. Ah, no wait that one's a fork, the OG is on sourceforge. Or was it gitlab? No no no actually I remember now, it used to be up on gitlab but they moved over to GNU Savannah, so the gitlab version is out of date. Oh by the way it relies on old versions of libraries and other dependencies that no distros actually have in their repos anymore. It won't compile with the newer versions of those dependencies and they don't provide a binary. People are complaining about that on the Issues page but it's only developed by like one guy and he doesn't even know why the newer versions won't work he just knows it works on his system. Still refuses to provide a binary though. Oh right there's that fork I mentioned, that might work. Ah wait nevermind that was an attempt of making a gtk version of klitoris but the developer abandoned that project unfinished and hasn't been seen since 2022.
bestboyfriendintheworld 6 points 6 months ago
You need the newest Qt alpha to compile it from source.
FauxLiving 6 points 6 months ago
It's a myth, it doesn't exist.
FauxLiving 1 point 6 months ago
I once knew someone that claimed to get gStreamer working, I think they were just bragging.
ZILtoid1991 3 points 6 months ago
Klitoris got removed during an FGM event, it's no longer there. Got removed alongside with lib-ia-minora.
RedstoneValley 149 points 6 months ago
It's just "Copilot" for everything in Windows these days
ProfessorProteus 22 points 6 months ago
Missed opportunity for the search input placeholder to say "Search for Copilot"
Buddahriffic 4 points 6 months ago
Imagine a screenshot where someone is chatting with copilot, asking it to help them find copilot and copilot replies with frustration that the user needs to be more specific.
Alternate answer: just click any icon.
Evil_Shrubbery 66 points 6 months ago
When foss Cockpilot??
(Cooperative Open-source Communications & Key Processes Integration for Lean Operations Technology)
ashestoashes 23 points 6 months ago
be the change you wanna see in this world
Malfeasant 4 points 6 months ago
muclit!
selokichtli 7 points 6 months ago
GNUtori(ou)s Clit
xbloodymajor 2 points 6 months ago
Don't forget the rust rewrite, clit-rs
napkin2020 1 point 6 months ago
Show HN: Gyno: a thin GUI around open-clit
MonkderVierte 92 points 6 months ago
Apple: someFancyName4
Microsoft: Task Doing-er 5
Linux: some cute animal
bestboyfriendintheworld 18 points 6 months ago
Apple would use a minimalist and confusing name like: Task
bestboyfriendintheworld 1 point 5 months ago
I still miss iPhoto. Photos can’t even do drag and drop properly.
ArfArfWoof 2 points 6 months ago
who up rn doing they task
Malfeasant 5 points 6 months ago
cat klitoris 😻
anon_8675309 40 points 6 months ago
If it was written in python it’s PyMagpie. Qt? QtPie. Rust? IThinkImSecureBecauseTheLanguageIUseButTheresMoreToItThanIUnderstandPie JavaScript? IStealAllYourRAMAndaiDontCarePie.
batterystapled 33 points 6 months ago
If it was written in python it’s PyMagpie
Wouldn't it be MagPy?
Jankatarch 29 points 6 months ago
It's by kde.
PotatoesFall 39 points 6 months ago
cat
meow?
PotatoesFall 13 points 6 months ago
sudo rpm-ostree install meow
ignotum 13 points 6 months ago
$ alias cat='meow'
$ meow
bash: meow: command not found
$ cat
bash: meow: command not found
$ rm -rf / --no-preserve-root
$ meow
bash: meow: command not found
I've tried everything but nothing seems to work :(
Mr_Dr_Oink 36 points 6 months ago
Most devs cant find it.
Mr_Dr_Oink 8 points 6 months ago
In that case my came off.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 7 points 6 months ago
The first K would stand for KLITORIS.
hildegarde 15 points 6 months ago
That's just KDE. But why am I imagining a mirror dimension universe where its called CDE and all the software names are normal words with the k's replaced with c's.
Pirtatogna 6 points 6 months ago
CDE is/was a thing. Common Desktop Environment. https://en.wikipedia.org/...
cenariodantesco 13 points 6 months ago
i love Linux
Feathercrown 6 points 6 months ago
Sounds like Squidward walking
SubArcticTundra 1 point 6 months ago
Should have called it grape
PotatoesFall 15 points 6 months ago
The app starting with K is probably a nod to how KDE names many of their projects something that starts with K. (Konsole, Kate, Kdenlive, Krita).
The litoris part probably refers to how linux apps often name things after random weird stuff, e.g. gimp, but it's not always genital/sexual related I guess.
FishFace 5 points 6 months ago
Latex is just a kind of rubber, and a material produced by some plants used for making rubber. Sure, if you're not careful when googling, you can get dodgy results with "latex" in the terms, but that seems to me to be of a different calibre.
selokichtli 8 points 6 months ago
Gotta love FOSS, gotta love klitoris.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 8 points 6 months ago
path: 0 23336344, hotness: undefined, score: 8, children: 0
alice_gosta_de_doces 8 points 6 months ago
clitoriOS
jeniferariza 6 points 6 months ago
Windows names sound like a boss fight, Linux names sound like a typo that stuck 😭
LordPassionFruit 3 points 6 months ago
Looks like it might be a Windows command line tool this time
U7826391786239 3 points 6 months ago path: 0 23332457, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 0
vogi -3 points 6 months ago
Just found out that the Gimp alternative "Pinta" shares its name with a rare human skin disease caused by infection with the spirochete treponema carateum (apparently). Which of course is miles better than sharing it with a slur for disabled people, but still not the best SSO.
PotatoesFall 16 points 6 months ago
I've never heard gimp used that eay luckily, only the sexual slave fetish thing.
Pinta is more of a paint.NET alternative than a gimp alternative
FishFace 7 points 6 months ago
https://skiesofarcadia.fandom.com/...
Also The GIMP is not named after a slur, don't be ridiculous.
Axolotl_cpp 6 points 6 months ago
Which of course is miles better than to be named after a slur for disabled people, but still not the best SSO.
Huh? Which software?
sem -2 points 6 months ago
Unfortunately GNU Image Manipulation Program, when shortened to its 4-letter acronym and common name, is also a slur against people with disabilities.
The developers didn't name it after the slur on purpose, but they also refuse to change it for some reason :/
SubArcticTundra 6 points 6 months ago
I always thought it was named after the character from Sex
Malfeasant 2 points 6 months ago
Because it's not commonly used that way. If we avoided anything that had at some time been used as a slur, we'd only have about 3 names to pick from. (Of course I exaggerate, but it's better than saying "it would retard growth", isn't it?)
fireyomismo 4 points 6 months ago
Thats also the spanish word for a pint!🍻
Pirtatogna 2 points 6 months ago
And a finnish word for surface or coating.
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I'm having trouble finding klitoris in the repos. Anyone know where it is? AUR?
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