Erection, nipples, rods, pipes, vibrators, lube, rope, caulk, penetrate, lay hardwood, and my all time favorite. “Hey Frank, come give me a reach around, I need an extra hand here”

Edit, nailing studs.

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Denvil 35 points 3 months ago

I love telling people who aren't from Cincinnati that I had a threeway with some strangers in a parking lot

That is, I ate a 3-way (Cincinnati chili, cheese, and spaghetti) in a parking lot on lunch break with some random plumbers who were also taking their break there

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Skullgrid 19 points 3 months ago

how do you know someone's from Cincinnati?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

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Denvil 27 points 3 months ago

I'll have you know that Cincinnati cuisine is the absolute greatest cuisine to EVER originate in Cincinnati

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Skullgrid 12 points 3 months ago

I cannot disagree. You guys need the tautology award for tautology award winners.

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nymnympseudonym 10 points 3 months ago

Some men are born great
Some men achieve greatness
... and some are from Ohio

Political slogan from the 1840's Presidential campaign ("Tippacanoe and Tyler too!")

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DarthFreyr 3 points 3 months ago

"Get me some oil so I can tap this tight hole. You're going to need to screw it hard, and then drop a double nut on it. Make sure to keep your bush clean, or you can try sticking your finger in and twisting it around, otherwise you'll never get this hard shaft into it. And remember: if it's walking funny when you drill, try putting the tip between a pair of nuts."

Maybe a bit more machining, but it's not even a stretch to make it sound absolutely terrible. Those are all even pretty reasonable statements in context (if you know zero slang), not just isolated words.

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Longmactoppedup 2 points 3 months ago

Had any "Full penetration butt welds" lately?

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Dagnet 64 points 3 months ago

No touch?

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ultrafastsloth 53 points 3 months ago

No touch only cat

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rizzothesmall 52 points 3 months ago

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zedgeist 19 points 3 months ago

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StillAlive 11 points 3 months ago

Do not the cat

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palordrolap 55 points 3 months ago

haha forking processes and killing children

wait

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isVeryLoud 17 points 3 months ago

Remove child from parent using fork

:)

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pressanykeynow 6 points 3 months ago

Daemon spawning mmm

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henfredemars 38 points 3 months ago

We used to finger our users too.

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SethTaylor 32 points 3 months ago

Oh my god I'm sorry I compiled so fast. This never happens. You're just so pretty...

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cbazero 14 points 3 months ago

I dumped my core so fast ...

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vrek 20 points 3 months ago

Unzip. Finger. Fsck. Sleep.

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Tartas1995 18 points 3 months ago

I think there are 4 reasons:

Most people are very horny
It people are very online
A lot of it people are obsessive with it, consequently easily identifiable as such.
Other professions aren't as identifiable, or online.

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dejected_warp_core 17 points 3 months ago

Linux shell also has... a thing going on.

touch
top
mount
man
fsck

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SkaveRat 12 points 3 months ago

finger

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hancock 4 points 3 months ago

unzip

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ptu 2 points 3 months ago

root

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FuglyDuck 16 points 3 months ago

Software, firmware, and hardware.

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NightmareQueenJune 2 points 3 months ago

Today i realized, that firmware is just the between-step of soft and hardware.

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Cevilia 15 points 3 months ago

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tauonite 9 points 3 months ago

Vibe coding before it was cool

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kungen 4 points 3 months ago

The only good kind of vibe coding*

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hemko 4 points 3 months ago

With cargo mommy integration for all the horny people rusting

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Phantaloons 12 points 3 months ago

--force

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prole 4 points 3 months ago

--verbose is for when you want dirty talk

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ashenwire 2 points 3 months ago

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vantablack 1 point 3 months ago

😳

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gandalf_der_12te 10 points 3 months ago

you cannot create art if you aren't horny.

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prole 1 point 3 months ago

Isn't Morrissey asexual?

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hemko 10 points 3 months ago

touch grass

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Alvaro 9 points 3 months ago

Oh, I KISS all the time!

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mexicancartel 2 points 3 months ago

Keep It Stupid. Simple!

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joe 8 points 3 months ago

Look, most of us are just kinda repressed and low-level horny at all times

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mirshafie 2 points 3 months ago

Some of us aren't repressed!

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umbraroze 7 points 3 months ago

It goes WAY back.

The Apollo Guidance Computer software had a routine called KISSING. ...about LM-CM docking, of course.

You saw the opening scene of Apollo 13 and thought only the astronauts used horny references in regards to the docking? Think again! So did the programmers.

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skuzz 6 points 3 months ago

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sp3ctr4l 6 points 3 months ago

Tell me more about Alice's brother Bob's sisters.

Maybe they can help me find a new way to decompress.

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Tattorack 6 points 3 months ago

Wait till you get into game development. You'll be doing a lot of parent/child relationship, and killing orphans.

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ikidd 6 points 3 months ago

Zip, unzip it.

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Hupf 3 points 3 months ago

Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, drag it, drop it,...

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pewpew 5 points 3 months ago

That feeling when your code compiles after a long session of refactoring

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applebusch 4 points 3 months ago

It's all the trans girls and eggs. We tend to show up in software roles a lot, and we tend to be pretty horny.

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IndustryStandard 2 points 3 months ago

Docker...

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aMockTie 2 points 3 months ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fnWypQz6X2U

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mycodesucks 2 points 3 months ago

We're good with technology, so we're VERY easily able to find our EXACT preferred porn for our EXACT fetishes. That snowballs.

Also, forget ALT-TAB. We Linux users LOVE having keyboard shortcuts for completely different desktops... for reasons.

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fushuan 1 point 3 months ago

From those only pentest has kind of a sus name. But that's understandable, hackers are degenerates. Also there's a reason it's called pentest and not the full name lmao.

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