McKinsey to the rescue!

5 months ago by herseycokguzelolacak to c/funny

Mothra 50 points 5 months ago

Sounds great, I always thought NY had to up their game a little bit. I'm sure all those trees shed a lot of leaves in autumn too, what a nuisance

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AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor 21 points 5 months ago

And think about the pollen! And the insects! As well as the other nasty animals living there... A data center solves all the problems! Also: free heating during winter! All the area surrounding it will be enjoying a comfortable temperature during winter! No more subzero temps in January!

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JetpackJackson 10 points 5 months ago

And you won't have to have people shovel snow, cause of the free heating! /s

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huppakee 2 points 5 months ago

Urban heat island x2

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observantTrapezium 35 points 5 months ago

The cars in this rendering are fucking huge

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ZombiFrancis 10 points 5 months ago

Can fit an apartment complex through those loading dock doors.

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Agent641 8 points 5 months ago

They have to be, that's where the people are living now.

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Bloomcole 2 points 5 months ago path: 0 23817603 23830661, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
phoenixz 34 points 5 months ago

I fucking guarantee you that there are some people seeing this post and go "mmmmm, interesting..."

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P1k1e 6 points 5 months ago

Those people use Lemmy?

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Brunbrun6766 15 points 5 months ago

OP is from xitter

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DarrinBrunner 20 points 5 months ago

I can only imagine what Central Park land is worth. Of course, a big part of its value is that it's a park.

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Notyou 18 points 5 months ago

Well the row of apartments along the edge of it is called billionaires row, so I'm pretty sure it's high.

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Mouselemming 13 points 5 months ago

Oh geez, of course it is now. I'm old enough I knew it as Millionaires' Row.

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huppakee 2 points 5 months ago

Actually billionaires' row is a different thing, Millionaires' row are those giant mansions and billionaires' row are those super skinny skyscrapers. Not sure if it's called that from the ground floor up or whether it starts at a certain floor though. Also not sure if they're on the same side of the park. Would be funny though, if Millionaires' row was in front of billionaires' row and it would only be the floors above the Millionaires' row roofs.

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TheVoiceOfRaison 15 points 5 months ago

"Fuck them trees!"

Billionaires, probably.

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Kenny2999 12 points 5 months ago

They should also utilize all of that blue stuff with built in watercooling capabilities.

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Valmond 6 points 5 months ago

Democrats?

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jtrek 6 points 5 months ago

This physically hurt my stomach

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Flyzeyez 4 points 5 months ago

Fucking nonsense. Don't nobody want that shit.

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WhoIzDisIz 3 points 5 months ago path: 0 23816760, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 0
Folstar 3 points 5 months ago

You know where would be a great spot for a data center? Martha's Vineyard.

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TheColonel 2 points 5 months ago

If we want to expand, golf courses are a great place, too!

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LovableSidekick 3 points 5 months ago

Don't forget to Like and Subscribe!

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PeriodicallyPedantic 3 points 5 months ago

Let him cook: think about how it's gonna fuck the property value of all the rich people who live in the surrounding buildings.

I mean, not worth it, but I had to pause for a sec

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Black 2 points 5 months ago

Sounds good! Let me park my car with little 'fireworks' carried inside (or maybe at the bottom? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ) and light it so we can see the BIG fireworks together? (☞゚ヮ゚)☞🎆🎇

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wraekscadu 1 point 5 months ago

I love the parking lot up top! That way, I can take my little bundles of joy trick or trunking! /s

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rumba 0 points 5 months ago

no no no, you just recreate Central park on top of it!!!

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huppakee 1 point 5 months ago

I don't think that would fit McKinsey's style

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anugeshtu 2 points 5 months ago

Beneath it?

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