Give me this but in meat form. Cured salami sticks 🥵

Bombay Mix

Waffles, I'll be sick after them but I have zero restraint and it's a problem of future me. 🗿

did you know that if you eat an entire jar of green olives in one sitting you'll get explosive diarrhea? um, that's what my friend told me

Anything really. As long as the bowl is within hands reach I will keep eating until it’s empty.
I just can’t seem to pace myself. So nowadays I try to stick to healthy snacks.
If I gorge myself on something then it might as well be something that’s good for me :)

Cashew. Keep them away from my sight or I'll eat them all.

ive been eating mostly frozen burritos and coco pebbles for about 6 weeks. does that count?

Chocolate covered orange jelly, whether sticks, cubes, or otherwise. I will devour the entire container when we get them. It's kinda terrible. They're addictive though.

Peanut butter M&Ms are so completely addictive to me.

Except not the grape ones. I hate artificial grape flavor.

Gummy bears, or almost anything gummy, really. Sometimes I like to pair them with a salty snack like nuts or chips, for a more balanced meal.

Why? That's clearly an empty container. What, no I have nothing behind my back... That's just how I stand.

The homemade bread I make. I can make a whole loaf disappear when it's warm and fresh from the oven.......

(And yes, it's a snack at that point).

Chocolate covered pretzels. My nemesis.

Vanilla Tootsie rolls are my Cocaine

Whatever’s in favor.

Right now it’s medjool dates. Sometimes it’s other dried fruit. Sometimes plain old chocolate.

Lucky we rarely buy cookies.

I’ll eat as many of these as are in reach of me.

No snack is safe from me.

But I would like to say that chicaronnes/pork rhinds are the weirdest snack food. It's meat (well, skin) but in the form of a corn puff like substance.

Sour punch bites or nerds gummy clusters.

You know, over the years, that list has gotten tiny.

The only thing I really struggle with now, as in if I don't pay attention and have a whole package next to me I'll end up eating it all, is stuff like Ghirardelli squares or lindt truffles.

I'm a chocolate fiend. But, normally, I know how much I plan to have at a given point in time and stop when I'm at that point.

But there's something about those bags of products that defeats me if I don't pay close attention. I'll have my two, maybe three truffles (as an example), enjoy them thoroughly and move on.

But then my brain says "did you have two, or three?" a few hours later. And then it says "or was only two, you can have the other now". So I have the other. This then repeats a few hours later, and my brain keeps lying to me until half the damn bag is gone.

It's mostly limited to bags because I can't easily tell how much I've had until the bag is low. A box, it's not going to sneak by me. Bars are never a problem. But bags? Damn. My subconscious knows I'll enjoy it, and refuses to keep track on my behalf, I have to do it consciously. Bad subconscious! Bad!

I mean, I'm a grown ass man, and if I want the whole damn bag as a conscious decision, that's what I'll do. No apologies, no regrets, and fuck anyone that doesn't like it. But I consciously know that I won't enjoy large amounts at once because only the really cheap chocolate doesn't lose its impact after a couple of bites. Hershey's is the same from the first bite until the tenth, if you don't mind that regurge thingy it does (and I do, so I rarely have more than a single piece even when I'm in the mood for cheap chocolate). But the mid tier mass produced stuff, you lose the nuances it does have after two to three bites and it's just not as potent an experience, so I prefer to space it out more.

The really good stuff you could keep eating without losing the magic, but it's so intense you don't want/need to. It satisfies in a different way.

So, I choose to just be careful with the bags when I have them and store them away from wherever I am. But damn, if I forget? Gone in a day or two instead of the week+ it should be

those stupid greasy pea flour puffed snacks why they gotta be so good

Mmm... Licorice!

You know me so well

If there are chips (crisps) in my house, I will eat them until they are gone - not in one sitting or anything, but I will grab some every time if I see them.

OTOH, I make and freeze objectively delicious cookie dough balls for my family, so that they can bake a cookie anytime, and I almost never eat those even though I like them, and even if someone makes me one. It doesn't feel like willpower, I just don't want them often at all.

I'll eat anything in range unless i consciously stop myself or really don't like it. Same with drinks, which makes the presence of alcohol a bit scary sometimes.

of course you don't. their main ingredients are 1920s-era pure cocaine and heroin

In Greece, they keep them in a freezer, so technically it's also a refreshment

Before companies changed their recipes I was all about cold Kit Kat minis.

KitKats. I don't buy them but a bag of them will not survive a day in the house.

E.L. Fudge. I can destroy a whole box without trying, but my BMI tells me to roll it back every time.

Pretty much anything with sugar.

Once Costco stopped making the bigger cupcakes we got one of their sets with small cupcakes... I ate about two-thirds through before realizing it was a bad time.

I just love pretending they are cigars

Curse you PepperRidge farms and your delectable treats!

I have been known to plow through the peanut monster things from Target from back when I still shopped there. I can't anymore 'cause of personal boycott but yeah.

Watermelon sour patch candy. That stuff is going to kill me.

I haven't had those in years. Probably for good reason.

Macadamia nuts.

Cheesy poofs. I am worse than Cartman.

Kirkland Tortilla chips. The bag is huge and they are so good.

devil's food cookies

Sweet: Toblerone
Savoury: Salted peanuts

Neither will last long in this house 😍😍

Why do need self control when there's only a small handful of them in the container. This seems like something the invisible hand can manage, don't put it on yourself.

The downwards spiral into downward spirals.

Cookies

I know people who can't help snacking on raw pasta

What is this?

The ones i open.