Cheese is available

2 months ago by Track_Shovel to c/lemmyshitpost

Syndication 64 points 2 months ago
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A_Very_Big_Fan 13 points 2 months ago

me irl

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0ops 2 points 2 months ago

Lmao

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gandalf_der_12te 36 points 2 months ago

for those who don't know:

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KombatWombat 22 points 2 months ago

I don't know about hard drugs, but it wouldn't surprise me if Wisconsin had a problem with them. Alcoholism is very prominent here. Here's a map showing grocery stores vs bars in the US

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yaroto98 9 points 2 months ago

Though, to be fair, unlike a lot of other states our grocery stores all have liquor sections. Most gas stations too.

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Maladius 5 points 2 months ago

This map seems odd. Grocery stores are often giant while bars sometimes only hold 30 people. I feel like a lot of towns would have a single grocery store but multiple bars...

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FlexibleToast 4 points 2 months ago

Many times our grocery stores are bars. Quite a few of our grocery stores have bars in them. That was really strange when I moved here.

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LuminousLuddite 17 points 2 months ago
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borokov 14 points 2 months ago

Which cheese ? Gruyรจre, morbier, camembert, brie, emmental, raclette, roquefort, chaourse, babibel, fourne d'embert, chรจvre frais, mimolette, gorgonzola, coulommiers, brocciu, parmesan, cantal, neufchรขtel, roblochon, menstaire, maroille, brebis, buratta, cancoillotte, vache qui rit ?

Sacrebleu !!! ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿง€

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innermeerkat 3 points 2 months ago

Babibel? Really?

Edit: vache qui rit???

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Noel_Skum 3 points 2 months ago

Even cows are allowed to laugh.

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UnrepententProcrastinator 2 points 2 months ago

Soft cheese triangles sold in a wheel.

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over_clox 11 points 2 months ago

Shhhhh...

Don't say that C word too loud, our dog knows exactly what that is...

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homes 7 points 2 months ago

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Astronut 5 points 2 months ago

CHEESE!!!

CHEESE!!!

CHEESE!!!

CHEESE!!!

CHEESE!!!

              cheese!
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over_clox 6 points 2 months ago

Instructions unclear, now me and our dog are constipated..

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Astronut 5 points 2 months ago

No shit?

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over_clox 3 points 2 months ago

Currently shitting ๐Ÿ’ฉ

Thank you for your concern regarding this matter.

Now we just gotta catch a break in the rain for the dog to go shit...

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nebthron 3 points 2 months ago path: 0 24285912 24286003, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 0
5ha99y 10 points 2 months ago

It is true. Specific types of cheese like emmentaler have high content in tryptophan, which can become serotonin in the brain. This allows for similar results like MDMA or other serotonin influencing stuff but only in theory. Tryptophan is an amino acid. So it also goes to other reactions but the tryptophan coming from cheese seems to get to a higher percentage to the brain.

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ivanafterall 3 points 2 months ago

Fuck me, I've gotta get my hands on some of that emmentaler cheese! Shit sounds wild af.

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Corkyskog 3 points 2 months ago

I thought it was the casamorphin concentrations in cheese.

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UnderpantsWeevil 7 points 2 months ago

Mozart and Carlos Mencia trigger the same parts of the ear canal.

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Astronut 6 points 2 months ago

Iโ€™ll eat the hell out of a grilled cheese sandwich but you put cheese on my hamburger and I ainโ€™t touching it! Explain that!

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homes 2 points 2 months ago

Try bleu cheese on that burger

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Maladius 1 point 2 months ago

Well that's because your hamburger is now gone. It has evolved to the higher form... Cheeseburger.

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AngryRobot 4 points 2 months ago

Wisconsonites are too drunk to care.

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Amro 4 points 2 months ago

I started on milk, but now I'm hooked on hard cheeses ๐Ÿง€

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ivanafterall 3 points 2 months ago

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IDew 3 points 2 months ago

What, the American hyperprocessed cheese or genuine cheese?

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adarza 10 points 2 months ago

the cheese slices that fast food burger joints (mcdonalds, bk, etc) use is real cheese. the "zomg americans don't know what cheese is" stuff.. the wrapped 'singles' is the processed junk-restaurants don't normally use that on sandwiches or burgers, but they might use it or velveeta (similar but sold in blocks) in a smooth melty sauce or something. i use it in some hotdishes and part of the cheeses i put in homemade mac & cheese.

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terranoid 6 points 2 months ago

Even Velveeta is made with real cheese. It isn't considered cheese, but it's made with cheese.

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adarza 0 points 2 months ago

velveeta has a similar recipe as the 'singles', it contains some cheese, but also a lot of stuff that isn't.

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Schmoo 3 points 2 months ago

It's an emulsification of water and a mix of cheddar cheeses with preservatives, stabilizers, and an emulsifier (obviously) added. It has some culinary applications but the real reason it's made that way is it lets them get away with selling less cheese overall for the same price as a block of 100% cheddar of the same volume by marketing it as a different type of cheese (American) rather than what it actually is (watered down cheddar).

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volore 10 points 2 months ago

listen, as a cheese-loving American I can safely tell you I have never in my life had a craving for a Kraft single or spray "cheez", but a nice mozzarella? god, yes.

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0ops 5 points 2 months ago

Wisconsin has fucking cheese yo

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aBundleOfFerrets 4 points 2 months ago

Considering the post calls out Wisconsin, real cheese.

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Dudewitbow 3 points 2 months ago

imagine declaring something not cheese because theres an emulsifier in it.

couldnt be someone who declares other foods an identity that has emulsifiers

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Schmoo 1 point 2 months ago

It's not illegal to call it cheese because it has an emulsifier in it, it's illegal to call it cheese because it's mostly water. That's what the emulsifier is for; it allows the cheese to mix smoothly with the water. They would rather call it "American cheese product" than "mostly water with <50% cheddar" because no one would buy that when the 100% cheddar is sitting right next to it.

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Dudewitbow 1 point 2 months ago

so is fresh mozzarella not cheese because it has double the moisture content than cheddar and notibly more compared to the non fresh mozzarella? same could be said with various forms of cottage cheese.

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Telodzrum 3 points 2 months ago

Wisco has better cheese than any place on the planet outside of France.

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SkunkWorkz 3 points 2 months ago

Behold a crackerhead
Wallace from Wallace & Gromit eating cheese on a cracker

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Laser 3 points 2 months ago

What's a hard drug

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Etterra 1 point 2 months ago

That explains all the curds...

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kamen 1 point 2 months ago

So cheese it is then.

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Sir_Premiumhengst 1 point 2 months ago

Is thst what the mean by Wisconsin sober?

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orenj 0 points 2 months ago

is this a white people thing

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BigDiction 1 point 2 months ago

Yeah bruh!

What cheese would like to enjoy this evening?

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Etterra 1 point 2 months ago

I dunno, that Urkel kid liked cheese IIRC.

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