I need the pattern for this ASAP

7 days ago by cannedtuna to c/humor

mushroommunk 264 points 7 days ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm_RxlybWhQ

That video shows how and the first comment has the pattern written out

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zergtoshi 116 points 7 days ago

For those too lazy to search for the comment:

Lizard coaster Pattern
Body
R1: MR ch2, 10 dc in MR, slst, ch 2 [10]
R2: 10 dc inc,, slst, ch 2 [20]
R3: (dc, dc inc) *10 slst, ch 2 [30]
R4: (dc, dc inc, dc) *10 slst, ch 1 [40]
R5: Reverse sc in every stich

Tail
R1: MR, ch2, 4dc in the magric ring, slst, ch 2 [4]
R2: (dc, dc inc)*2, slst, ch2 [6]
R3: 6 dc, slst, ch2 [6]
R4: (2dc, dc inc)*2, slst, and cut off long tail for sewing [8]

Mouth
red yarn:
ch 10
R1: skip 1st st, 8 sc, (3 sc in 1 st), 7 sc, inc, slst, ch1 [20]
R2: inc, 7 sc, 3 inc, 7 sc, 2 inc, slst ch 1 [26]
R3: (sc, inc), 7 sc, (sc, inc )*3, 7sc, (sc, inc)*2 [32] cut off and weave in yarn

pink yarn: (tounge)
in the third stich from the red chain, ch 10
skip 2 st, 8 hdc [8]
slst and cut off extra yarn, weave in from behind

Green: (head)
R1: ch 14, slst in the first ch making a circle
R2: ch1, hdc2tog, 10 dc, hdc2tog, slst ch 2 [12]
R3 dcinc, 2 dc, 6hdc, 2dc, dcinc, slst ch 2 [14]
R4: 2 dc, 3 hdc, 4sc, 3 hdc, 2 dc, slst ch 1 [14] cut off yarn

Upper lip
at the 5th st from the head, insert green yarn
R1: ch2, dcinc, 6dc, dcinc [10]
R2: ch2, turn dc2tog, 6dc, dc2tog [8]
R3: ch2, turn dc2tog, 4dc, dc2tog [6]
R4: ch2, turn dc2tog, 2dc, dc2tog [4] ch1, cut off extra yarn

lower lip
R1: ch1, 6 hdc [6]
R2: ch1, turn hdc2tog, 2hdcdc, hdc2tog [4] ch 1 turn
attach red mouth piece and tounge by sc in every stich, slst, cut off extra yarn and weave in stuff in

eyes (white) *2
R1: MR, 6sc in MR [6]
R2: slst, ch1, 6 sc [6]
slst and cut off extra yarn
Glue on eyes and heads for pupils

attach head and tail at opposite ends,
Put stich marker 4 st away from each direction for limbs

Legs: *4
ch7, slst, skip 1 st st, 2 slst, (ch2, skip 1st st , 2 slst) *2, 4 sc, slst and cut off and weave in yarn

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LovableSidekick 47 points 7 days ago

TIL crocheting has sourcecode.

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nickiwest 13 points 6 days ago

Fiber arts were the original sourcecode.

Weaving machines used punch cards before computers did.

And crochet is one of the better ways we have to model hyperbolic planes.

Don't sleep on fiber arts. It's not all plain scarves and log-cabin quilts.

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DigDoug 10 points 6 days ago

Written in Assembly from the looks of things.

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driving_crooner 5 points 7 days ago

Juggling also have one.

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zergtoshi 1 point 7 days ago

It very much looks so.

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Miaou 35 points 7 days ago

TIL there's a skill overlap between crochet and chess

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zergtoshi 5 points 7 days ago

I don't know about chess notations, but you got me interested in them.

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RVGamer06 34 points 7 days ago

TIL crocheting instructions look a hell lot like assembly language

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SomethingBurger 46 points 7 days ago

It's assembly with native thread support.

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pishadoot 4 points 6 days ago

slow clap

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RVGamer06 3 points 6 days ago

groan

Have a lemmy gold:🥇

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theoretiker 21 points 7 days ago

Weaving is actually where a lot of the logic for the first computing machines, in particular punched cards come from. On looms back then you would use punched cards to program the loom to weave complicated patterns.

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zergtoshi 7 points 7 days ago

This thread has been a source of fun and knowledge so far!

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zergtoshi 10 points 7 days ago

Well, it's a kind of assembly language - just not to operate registers of a CPU, but to assemble some crochet piece ;)

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pea 9 points 7 days ago

amazeballs!!!! Thank you kind stranger.

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zergtoshi 4 points 7 days ago

You're wecome!
This way the guide can get lost on youtube and on lemmy! 🤪

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pea 2 points 6 days ago

haha too true. now i feel all the more compelled to prove us all wrong, and actuallymake this rather than adding it to my random collection of (cool) patterns, never to be seen again....

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mavu 5 points 7 days ago

the hero we needed!

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zergtoshi 1 point 7 days ago

Thank you!

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NottaLottaOcelot 5 points 7 days ago

Wait, it’s a lizard and not a turtle???

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zergtoshi 5 points 7 days ago

The pattern says lizard.
The result says turtoise.
Or turtle.
Whatever it is, it is cute af!

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Esmeralda 3 points 7 days ago

@zergtoshi @mushroommunk
This is soooo cute! Thank y'all for showing it and linking the pattern!

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locahosr443 2 points 7 days ago

I'll just post this direct to my cnc mill...

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Allero 1 point 7 days ago

You two are heroes

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driving_crooner 1 point 7 days ago

It's crochet turing complete?

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Lost_My_Mind 49 points 7 days ago

Can we pin this comment? Not to the comment section, but to everybodies internet everywhere!!!

Everyone is going to want to see this.

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cannedtuna 24 points 7 days ago

MANY THANKS

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Rhaedas 53 points 7 days ago

I don't know if I'd use it as a drink coaster, as it would hold moisture, but as a pot dolly it would make cooking and serving hilarious.

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UnrepentantAlgebra 30 points 7 days ago

It's a drink coaster, it's supposed to hold moisture

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Cris_Citrus 54 points 7 days ago

It's supposed to hold moisture without wicking it down to the wooden surface underneath.

The goal is to keep water off the furniture that may be damaged by it, so it soaks up that water and holds it against the wood underneath thats not really ideal

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0ops 10 points 7 days ago

Could probably solve that by glueing something impermeable underneath, no?

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Nouvellalia 48 points 7 days ago

Like

A coaster?

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Cris_Citrus 3 points 7 days ago

Certainly! :)

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TheOakTree 3 points 7 days ago

I think gluing something to the bottom will stop the mouth opening mechanism, unfortunately.

Might need to pin something to a loop at the bottom instead.

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bort 3 points 7 days ago

it's supposed to protect the surface of the table not only from moisture, but also scratches and stuff.

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RampantParanoia2365 2 points 6 days ago

There could be a water proof layer inside it.

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frankenswine 27 points 7 days ago

+1 for that pattern

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cannedtuna 42 points 7 days ago

Oh shit! A Google+ user! What a throwback

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Lost_My_Mind 20 points 7 days ago

I forgot all about google plus. I used to not be able to comment on youtube, because I refused to get a google+.

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BCsven 10 points 7 days ago

Gplus was so good initially, then they started messing with it and it became a shitty facebook

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WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 5 points 7 days ago

Mod parent up.

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WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 1 point 7 days ago

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BucketBong 20 points 7 days ago

Alright, that's cool as fuck!

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tunetardis 20 points 7 days ago

It would be great with a little squeaker thing inside it!

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cannedtuna 23 points 7 days ago

Only problem is it might not sit straight if the cup isn’t full

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WhyIHateTheInternet 17 points 7 days ago

Then be an optimist

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tunetardis 5 points 7 days ago

Oh yeah good point. So something more electronic maybe? Hmm…

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RampantParanoia2365 2 points 6 days ago

Like, great for being annoying?

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Rooster326 1 point 7 days ago

Dog/Cat would eat it

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MissingInteger 18 points 6 days ago

Here is the original post (Warning: it's on threads).

If you just want to see the video on the left, I reuploaded it here.

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Axolotl_cpp 3 points 6 days ago

Our savior

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LovableSidekick 14 points 7 days ago

Whether it's ingenius design or a happy accident, this might be one of humanity's greatest achievements!

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chaogomu 11 points 7 days ago

I think I know how the effect is achieved. A small bent piece of metal or even plastic lifts the shell up when the drink is removed, and the head when the drink is placed.

Adding that part makes the rest much easier.

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nickiwest 19 points 7 days ago

Plastic is not necessary because the nature of the crochet fabric is enough to achieve the effect. Fiber arts are cool that way.

Mushroommunk found a video that shows how it's constructed.

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MML 4 points 7 days ago

Is it the same yarn they use in needle felting or no?

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Creativity 3 points 7 days ago

Felting usually requires animal wool to get the felt effect. The video used cotton.

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RampantParanoia2365 3 points 6 days ago

I think the top layer is just sized so it pulls back on the mouth when weighed down.

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jaybone 6 points 7 days ago

I don’t think I would use it as a coaster, as your glass would easily fall off.

Still pretty cool though.

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SavinDWhales 3 points 7 days ago

Optimus Primal scream

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