Hey thanks for grabbing and posting all the pics, I didn't even think to do that. No need to go to the site folks, it's all here. ๐
Edit - oh wait, there's actually more on the site page, including a guy with two right hands!
Not all of them. They missed my personal favorite
Wireless magazine, for a drill, that requires two hands.
You gotta control that thin metal blade coming off the side of the tool or it will cut the shit out of your project and/or extra hand.
Is this a concept art for a new video game?
Groovy.
Choose your own adventure:
For "What are you doing, step-carpenter?" turn to page 41
For "alternate universe Evil Dead," turn to page 22
The Fister
Nailgun Man, newest villain in Chainsaw Man
Nailgun Fister
sounds like a metal af band name.
How can I possibly trust the other guys' reviews? They don't have a single body-horror pic!
My thoughts as well. There's slop an there is SLOP.
It's obvious no human even read this before it was posted.
Well I didnโt know fisting a nail gun was a thingโฆ
Cheers was created by an artificial studio audience.
Some days I feel like I have two right hands.
Mom drank a lot during pregnancy.
He put this image right above "safety first" without a hint of fucking irony.
This is like a novelized monologue in a fever dream. It's nauseating to read.
You're just jealous of their long pinky
mmm finger soup
well yeah, that's the ancient language of the old ones, of course they make great shiplap nailers....
I liked the one that said shidlad. Really called out the author
Love thier section on paint where the image model thinks the llm is talking about makeup
I love it when common items that everyone generally knows the look of but isn't a strict shape intersects with things that are seldom photographed/discussed every day. Bonus points if its appearance/use requires object permanence in any way.
AI is absolute dogshit at any of it despite being a basic skill even toddlers know. It can't even fix itself without someone manually patching every dumb edge case people find.
Is that third one from the famous film Johnny Nailgunhands?
So bad, only AI can hallucinate it apparently. Like, you couldnโt find a single carpenter for a model? There are plenty, I assure you.
You don't need to find a carpenter. The marketing photos are free to use right off [brand] website
Wow, it's like a showcase of how bad AI images can be.
How does this even happen... I can't imagine what kind of person would be placing these images in the site and thinking "this is fine".
Is this like a highschool web design project or something... "Must have 5 images"?
Person placing images in the site is likely not person
Hey man, Naisrihrdap is a well established and reputable brand!
I prefer H2ee6ap myself. They're just a better fit for my Toxic Avenger double hands.
If ever there was an AI fever dream about power equipment..
How do fingers work? Like this? No. Nothing like that.
My favorite weapon. I want one for real.
Nailed it.
the text also seems to be generated slop lol
This site was created just to get clicks and ad revenue.
:::Is that an alien?
Omfg xD https://nailerguy.com/nail-for-gun/
Edit: ๐ซฅ https://nailerguy.com/...
Edit 2: Oh god no.... https://nailerguy.com/...
My favorite.
I love how there's just a straight up gun toward the bottom left.
Nailgun hands would be fun for a couple hours
OK well, maybe if we ignore the images and just read the text we will find valuable information!
FAQs
Sure! Here Are Five Related Questions About Nail Count Estimators For Deck Boards:
Sure! Nail count estimators help us figure out how many nails we need for deck boards. They count the nails based on the size of the boards and how far apart they are. You can use them when building to make sure you have enough nails. This way, you wonโt run out while working. It makes building easier and faster!
Sure! Please provide the question you want me to answer, and Iโll be happy to help!
Armed and ready!
This is your average google result "website"
Found a picture of a real person, unfortunately I don't think he is truly a "pro who has felt the kickback of a framing nailer." Maybe he just does a stock photo gig when he's not Nailing Wood!
All the pics in this thread have me alternating between laughing and crying at their inanity!
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"We did it, Patrick! We made a technological breakthrough!"
A place for all those who loathe AI to discuss things, post articles, and ridicule the AI hype. Proud supporter of working people. And proud booer of SXSW 2024.
AI, in this case, refers to LLMs, GPT technology, and anything listed as "AI" meant to increase market valuations.
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