Why can't this happen to me?

4 days ago by potoooooooo πŸ₯” to c/lemmyshitpost

Catoblepas 99 points 4 days ago

Incredible, someone managed to create an image I wish was AI generated

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zarathustrad 30 points 4 days ago

I saw a great deal of those in the early days of the meme wars, those were dark days, but full of wonder.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Maybe there is a beast… Maybe it’s only us.

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Tiral 6 points 4 days ago

Tell us more Gpaw Boomer. What were the 2010's like? Were there cars?

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zarathustrad 9 points 4 days ago

I write to you from the muddy trenches of /b/, where the air is thick with the screech of 56k modems and the dust of deleted threads. The enemy is upon us, armed with Nokia 3310s used as blunt instruments and T-Mobile Sidekicks flipping open like deadly shurikens.

Just yesterday, a newb on Dial-Up was struck down while trying to load an image macro; he screamed that his AOL connection timed out just as the POP-UP ADS began their artillery barrage. We fought back with Winamp visualizers blaring linkin park to drown out the cries of the normies, but the Server Lag is relentless.

My Razr V3 is cracked, and my iTunes card is nearly empty. I fear I shall not survive to see the age of broadband. If I fall, tell Father I died as I lived: AFK in the IRC channel, waiting for a warez link that never came. Do not let my GeoCities page expire; it is the only legacy I leave behind.

Yours in static,

Anonymous Soldier (Sent via AIM, status: Invisible)

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WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 6 points 3 days ago

Were there cars?

Yes. Dragons liked to fuck them.

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WorldsDumbestMan 1 point 3 days ago

I forgot about that. Thanks, for nothing annon.

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HoneyMustardGas 12 points 4 days ago

The irony.

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SatansMaggotyCumFart 16 points 4 days ago

Imagine jerking off with a peanut butter hand in the pound.

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Frozengyro 15 points 4 days ago

Why would I have to imagine?

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okwhateverdude 10 points 4 days ago

Crunchy or smooth?

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a_person 5 points 4 days ago

Why not both?

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lena 5 points 4 days ago

When you mix smooth and chunky peanut butter, all that comes out is chunky peanut butter

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 3 points 3 days ago

First one, then the other

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Karl 1 point 4 days ago

If I had peanut butter allergy, and jerked off with peanut butter, will I die?

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418_im_a_teapot 2 points 4 days ago

Some things are worth dying for.

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HoneyMustardGas 10 points 4 days ago

"Let's consummate this with the adding of chocolate to milk".

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Jax 7 points 4 days ago

I can hold my own hands covered in peanut butter and jelly?

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Crackhappy 6 points 4 days ago

Ok if that's true how did he take the picture?

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RichardDegenne 3 points 4 days ago

Timer, phone in mouth

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Crackhappy 2 points 4 days ago

I can't picture how that could work though. If the phone is in your mouth and the picture is clearly against a wall, would you have to turn your head around to take the pic?

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Mountainaire 2 points 3 days ago

That's jelly?... I don't know what it is but it sure doesn't look like that to me...

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MrKoyun 6 points 3 days ago

We are absolutely not talking.

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MimicJar 2 points 3 days ago

Ok, you're the boss peanut butter. You tell me what to do.

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PattyMcB 6 points 4 days ago

Call me, OP

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usualsuspect191 4 points 4 days ago path: 0 24329089, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 1
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 3 points 3 days ago path: 0 24329089 24342125, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 0
QuantumSparkles 2 points 4 days ago

Does anyone have the original without the meme template

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petrol_sniff_king 2 points 3 days ago

I remember doing this for halloween and nobody got what I was.

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troglodytis 1 point 4 days ago

Just a crypto marketing scam

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