Hunter Biden challenges Don Jr. to a cage fight in post slamming 'offensive' UFC 250 event
3 days ago by VetOfTheSeas to c/nottheonion
Ironically, I actually saw the cage fight where The Undertaker took out Mankind. I was visiting someone who was a big WWF fan and they had it playing.
Non-scripted fighting? Can’t say I’ve ever watched that.
If you look into that event, its not entirely as scripted as you think, which is partly why it was such a shocking event. Mankind did take a huge risk and I'd argue he very easily could have died.
You realize that undertaker and mankind in a cage doesn't exactly narrow it down.
I know which one you're talking about, but that was something they did a few times a year from 1996 to roughly 2001.
doesn't exactly narrow it down.
I know which one you're talking about
Way to contradict yourself 🙄
That match even has it's own copypasta.
Even I, that live in Europe and have never seen a single cage match, knows about that one lol
We really are living in the Idiocracy timeline.
they only had good faith leaders long after the pieces of shit had set the world up in a way where everything would be shit unless someone had some sort of cold storage device for humans that would wake them up 500 years later
Where can we sign up to be put into cold storage?
first you gotta join the army, then be the most average person possible, and also have no drive to do anything. good luck
Watch Junior try to spin this as a threat on his life and get Hunter gulag-ed. Wouldn't put it past those thin-skinned crybullies.
The laptop would probably play a prominent role in the narrative.
I'd like to see anyone clobber PeeWee Himmler, but I'd prefer it to be a minority, and/or a woman. I'd LOVE to see an Abuela beat him into a sobbing fetal position with a chancla.
Yes! That would be a sight to behold.
For anyone who doesn't understand what "la chancla" means: https://youtube.com/...
One of the first big civ's in SEA ( I forgot if it was the harrapans or in (one of?) the first megacity, near present day angkor wat), The king had to climb a pretty steep climb after every day of work, so if they got really old or glutonous, he couldnt use the kings house and thus not be king anymore. Obv the idea is flawed, but I kind of like the idea of a built in physical test, that would disqualify you from a position of serious power if you fail to pass it.
I absolutely hate this timeline 🙄
RFK and Kid Rock would unironically make a hilarious comedy duo as villains in a Jackie Chan movie
I'm in! Any situation where trumps get punched in the face is ok by me.
I mean the vulgarity of the event is obvious. And the mental image of Hunter bitchslapping Jr is enticing.
However this kind of exchange in itself is so far of the classy scale, more in the trailer park terms of conversation.
Yeah, but in the trailer parks, they're all debating who would win that fight.
I feel the need to stress that this is not a us thing only. I feel that trying to be better is the inverse of useless, it's quite essential.
And we should hold our leaders to that standard.
That's nice. I'm ready to fight to win, personally.
Fight dirty. Pack every court, add seats, gerrymander the life out of every county and up, abuse every rule and gentleman's agreement. It all ends when those things become enshrined in law. No more wringing hands and strongly worded letters. Sometimes the bully just needs a bitch slap to make the trip back to reality.
They go low, we kick them in the fucking teeth. Enough is enough.
We should give them a couple of pistols and let them shoot each other instead far more civilized. I'm not even joking, though I'll add that I'd swap jrs ammo for blanks.
Without even a modicum of grace, society crumbles. Honour is still a thing even though it's been pushed out of sight during this current admin-aggression. See graceless Jane watch society crumble. Crumble society, crumble.
Hunter is a piece of shit in his own right. The last thing we need is Hunter Biden as our new democratic "champion." I hoped Jon Stewart would make a play, but I honestly think he's too much of a bitch.
I'd watch that.
Just gotta say, the last time I remember two politicians challenging each other to a fight, one of them was Justin Trudeau.
Was the other one Angela Merkel?
Merkel all day in that one.
It was Patrick Brazeau, a Conservative shitheel who was in hot water at the time for financial crimes and sexual assault. They eventually framed it as a contest for charity, and Trudeau kicked his ass.
Hoping that they both literally kill each other 😈
Please, God, don't tease me. Give trump and Biden two swords and let them duke it out. (I know you meant guns, but this would be better)
The Orange Shitstain vs the Lunatic Ayatollah would be better.
Kropp on the other hand is a thinker. He proposes that a declaration of war should be a kind of popular festival with entrance-tickets and bands, like a bull-fight. Then in the arena the ministers and generals of the two countries, dressed in bathing-drawers and armed with clubs, can have it out among themselves.
-All Quiet on the Western Front.
That's the same picture
I was hoping to see Justin Trudeau box djt one day.
Eric will try to fix it.
Nope
That flipping tank lid can accommodate a basically infinite flow of jokes, in just making observations
I would [unfortunately] pay the current admin to watch this fight.
I'm so proud to American
Abolish men? I've been admonishing men. I must have looked like an idiot.
Oh God, STFU Hunter, you meth head. I agree, but I wish he would fuck all the way off
Hunter could smoke his weight in methamphetamine and still not have the last name trump.
This is how your comment sounds: You see that picture of Hitler and the head of Mercedes? Forget about this Holocaust shit. Can you believe the head of Mercedes worked with the Nazis?! That's who we really need to be focusing on... Forget Hitler!
See how stupid that sounds?
Their crimes are hardly even comparable too. When Hunter is holed up in a hotel room with hookers and blow he's only hurting himself. When the Jr is running crypto scams he's hurting a lot of people.
That is sound reasoning if you have shit for brains! Anyone who isn't a fucking twatlord that has followed the news knows the bidens are neoliberal pieces of shit, contrtolled opposition, even for democrats they are conservative, that's why they were chosen, that's why they failed, that's why the current rulers are in place.
Don't let half wit voters make you think you have a point here. You are the problem, are you pruposefully manipulating people, or are you just ignorant?
You sound like a complete dip shit. What's next, are you going to tell us the dprk is actually a really nice place to live or Ukraine started the russian war?
Fuck off with your both sides shit.
I'm not sure being a twatlord is usually considered a bad thing. Throughout history and still into this modern era, having propriety over a large number of twats is generally viewed as desirable - even in the most liberal of spaces. Yay, inherent patriarchy...
It's they dynastic twatlords we really need to be keeping an eye on. Sexism, racism and all the other-isms seem to be different tools/levers for the owning class to enforce their will upon society at large.
That being said, fuck the patriarchy.
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would be the first cage fight i ever watched
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