In my case, if I could snap my fingers and instantly change my penis to a vulva, I would. But I had a haemorroid surgery many years ago, and the month or so afterwards was one of the worst times of my life, so I would prefer it if no surgeon ever went anywhere near my lower trunk ever again.

But everyone's experience is different. Some women just like to fuck, and of the trans women who do, some don't feel the need to replace the factory installed equipment for doing so.

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Bluewing 3 points 2 days ago

Well, you could still pee standing up.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 point a day ago

my dude, the she-wee has existed since, uh, plastic. maybe only as long as women have served in the military.

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Bluewing 2 points 17 hours ago

Not a very common thing to find in the wild.

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grrgyle 1 point 2 days ago

Yeah like is there an artificial flavour I can try? Also someone attached to the birth kit

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SethTaylor 35 points 2 days ago

Trans lifehack

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CheerfulPassionFruit 13 points 2 days ago

Was about to ask where to find some, asking for a friend of course

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HugeNerd 2 points a day ago

But it would make you a nullo?

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rockSlayer 19 points 2 days ago

Free orchidectomy and penectomy? Where are these apples found? Asking for a friend

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Tollana1234567 1 point 2 days ago

free castration

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psx_crab 18 points 2 days ago

Shouldn't it be called Instant Trans Apple? Non invasive transition, very convenient.

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mech 8 points 2 days ago

This implies trans women are just men without genitals.

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iocase 7 points 2 days ago

This implies the speed running community doesn't exist

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Callypo 3 points 2 days ago

This has dire cobsequences for the furry community!

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qarbone 4 points 2 days ago

No it doesn't? The apple doesn't check if you're a man before de-dickandballs-ing you. It'll uproot the twig and berries whether you're cis, trans, or intersex.

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Lumisal 2 points 2 days ago

Your comment implies women that are trans and get surgery aren't trans, just men without genitals.

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mech 3 points 2 days ago

No, it doesn't.

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sunsofold 4 points 2 days ago

I imagine it'd be more like the kind of removal one gets from other natural causes, like frostbite or a bloodclot. I.e. painful and necrotic

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points a day ago

you left out snake and pumabite

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SaharaMaleikuhm 15 points 2 days ago

No, thanks. I hate sweet apples. Give them to us sour and crunchy.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 point a day ago

sweet apples have their uses. get a nice apple corer and fuck yeah, that recipe's easy.

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king_comrade 1 point 2 days ago

What's apple's, precious?

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ironycanal 14 points 2 days ago

If, hypothetically, some sort of person who didn't have a dick and balls were to eat it?

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qarbone 18 points 2 days ago

It's expunging 15g of crotchmeat no matter what you do or don't have, so buckle up.

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Jax 10 points 2 days ago

So, for reference, studies like the sources for this article suggest the average human penis weighs between 70-100 grams.

So you'd be growing a micropenis at 15g. Not quite the effusive expulsion you were imagining.

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ironycanal 1 point a day ago

Oh. So if someone had a

Wait. Penises get erect by engorging with fluid. Do you lose a smaller percentage if you have an erect vs flaccid penis while eating one?

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qarbone 1 point a day ago

Yes.

And you don't lose all of it, if you're particularly well-endowed.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 9 points a day ago

you get all the dicksandballses that have fallen off since the last dickandballsless person to eat one

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ironycanal 6 points a day ago

So this is just a snack for all trans people?

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 4 points a day ago

Yeah, like David Bowie

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atomicorange 13 points 2 days ago

No negatives you say?

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Jo4ted 12 points 2 days ago

Any other transfems want to join me in going on an adventure to find these?

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bacon_pdp 10 points 2 days ago

How could one fund an orchard to provide these for free to transfem women?

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iltoroargento 5 points 2 days ago

And conservative men.

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bacon_pdp 2 points 2 days ago

I don’t believe in hurting anyone who has the potential to be converted into anarchist allies.

But what others do, is up to them but I only suggest that those nearest to the top are those least likely to be converted.

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iltoroargento 2 points 2 days ago

That's basically where I was going with the joke, anyway. I'm hoping this could be the change they need to reassess their life and join the human race.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points a day ago

i mean, yeah i got you were joking. one of my firmest morals is that people have the right to choose what they put in their bodies and in order to do that they have to know what they are putting in it and what it will do. but like, woooooo this apple is going to forcefemme you is kinda funny.

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Kolanaki 10 points 2 days ago

My sister would love these.

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Draegur 8 points a day ago

I want that apple even more now.

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Lost_My_Mind 8 points 2 days ago

An apple a day keeps the doctor away......because now the doctor is too depressed to go to work and be a doctor.....

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ironycanal 4 points 2 days ago

No, she's fine.

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bold_omi 8 points 2 days ago

It does not, in fact, do that.

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KingPorkChop 8 points a day ago

"Speak for yourself" he says in a comically high voice.

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Chef 8 points 2 days ago

Wow, I’d love to try…

holdup

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thethunderwolf 5 points 2 days ago

🥚

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 3 points a day ago

"i'll try anything once" oh shit

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tgirlschierke 7 points a day ago

where could one acquire such an apple, hypothetically?

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RBWells 7 points 2 days ago

Www.applerankings.com

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diabetic_porcupine 7 points 2 days ago

Wait wait wait hold up

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altphoto 7 points 2 days ago

If mine fell off, I would make a device to keep it alive so I could play with it when ever I wanted to. Plus now that's detached you could toss it around, let her borrow it for a few nights or let her use it in the shower. Lots of good things could be coming from this. We just don't see it because we haven't been in this position before.

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karlhungus 5 points 2 days ago

https://youtu.be/55uaB-0nawo

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JamesBoeing737MAX 2 points 2 days ago

Wow, almost forgot about this one.

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altphoto 1 point 2 days ago

Hilarious!

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Gonzako 3 points 2 days ago

WifiDICK

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points a day ago

it didn't say they died. it just say they fall off.

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androidul 6 points 2 days ago

it’s black because it grew from an oil spill

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ChairmanMeow 12 points 2 days ago

For those curious, this apple does exist (though it's more of a very dark purple) and it grows at high altitude in Tibet. The altitude gave it its colour.

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unemployedclaquer 12 points 2 days ago

And its effect on one's delicate bits?

Never mind is just a very expensive apple

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Diamond_Apple

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points a day ago

dammit i live near apple country (it's why i smoke with apple half the time. applewood is cheap as hell out in placerville) and i have a goal of eating every varietal of apple. just that's it. every varietal of apple. why the hell not when you live near apple country, right? (like i just went out to watsonville and got me some olallieberries and even better got to talk with Nita fuck yeah) you mean i have to fly to tibet to eat this?

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 4 points a day ago

sold!

we're forcefemming the whiteblackdiamondhouse~

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uberfreeza 3 points a day ago

I want to use this meme to draw attention to the fact that many fruits have a lot of varieties. Usually, people know this because of wines and grapes, since concord, pinot noir/grigio, chardonnay, nebbiolo are all different kinds of grapes and are vastly different. The same is true with apples too, but most people are familiar with the few they can pick at orchards. If there was an apple that could do what's described in the meme, I wouldn't be particularly surprised.

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webp 3 points a day ago

Oh my god, it's from the garden of eden myth

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muusemuuse 3 points a day ago

I feel like going full Snow White with and offering Trump an Apple.

Then again, he doesn’t eat food that was, you know, grown, so….

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Formfiller 2 points 13 hours ago

Can we ship some of these to Peter Thiel’s dialogue meeting

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