Set for life

4 months ago by The Picard Maneuver to c/memes

Elting 95 points 4 months ago

Most people with home gardens have so much produce that they can't even give it away lol. I grew tomatoes last year and it was all I could do to keep up with three plants in the late summer.

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DaddleDew 104 points 4 months ago

I grow tomatoes because they taste infinitely better than what you can buy.

Yes, I end up with more tomatoes than I can consume. For about one month. For about 8 months of the year if I want fresh tomatoes I have to buy them still.

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rockSlayer 14 points 4 months ago

Why don't you can and freeze your extra tomatoes?

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DaddleDew 24 points 4 months ago

Why do you think I don't?

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rockSlayer 13 points 4 months ago

I'm just confused about how you can have more tomatoes than you could possibly eat during grow season, but still have to buy tomatoes for 3/4 of the year

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SpaceNoodle 2 points 4 months ago

Because you said you buy them from the store off-season.

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wonderingwanderer 4 points 4 months ago

Learn canning, return to the Old Ways

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turtlesareneat 1 point 4 months ago

But we've abandoned germ theory, so it'll be more interesting. Spicy canning.

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wonderingwanderer 1 point 4 months ago

You still need to seal out the ghosts who fart mold spores

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Mouselemming 2 points 4 months ago

If you decide you want to save on canned tomatoes for pasta and use the cash to buy winter salad tomatoes, here's the safe way to freeze some of your extras: https://nchfp.uga.edu/...

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Wizard_Pope 18 points 4 months ago

How large is your garden mate? Or alternatively how bad are you at giving produce away? My grandparents have quite a large garden and have never had issues with too much stuff

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Elting 12 points 4 months ago

I wonder, do they can stuff as well? Thats the only way to fully utilize a large gardens produce I think. And yes, I did eat all those tomatoes.

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Wizard_Pope 11 points 4 months ago

They sure do. Freeze a lot of it as well. Leeks, raspberries, drying spices, making cherry/apricot kompot, making marmelade.....

The only thing they complained about this year has been too many cherries. I'd know I had to pick like β…“ of them.

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Elting 11 points 4 months ago

It's really quite a blessing to have people with such a wealth of knowledge about gardening in the family. It takes a lot of seasons to learn how to be so good at it.

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Tollana1234567 1 point 4 months ago

we have a loquat tree(30+years from parents old house) from a layering, it produces alot of fruits, the bees go nuts for the flowers.

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NottaLottaOcelot 3 points 4 months ago

Definitely! For example, a zucchini plant might give you a fruit per day for about 3 weeks, which is more than my family can eat. The options for us then are a) canning such as zucchini relish (highly recommend!) or b) grate it and freeze it for future baking (zucchini bread, egg bites, etc.)

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lol_idk 4 points 4 months ago

One tomato plant can be too many for a family of 4. You don’t need a large garden to have too many tomatoes (or zucchini)

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Wizard_Pope 5 points 4 months ago

What kind of monster tomato plants are you growing? We are a family of 5 and we have 10+tomato plants which often don't feel enough.

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lol_idk 1 point 4 months ago

IDK we just randomly pick various varieties and one of them always goes crazy

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Zarobi 0 points 4 months ago

I had 1 tomato plant that made 4 huge tomatoes per day. I had to prop it up from sagging, it was a monster. It was great though, I made so many tomato based meals, that one plant basically fed my whole family for months. All I did was, good soil, in a pot, watering it every day, in a sunny but not burn-y location. I think that's all plants though, and I know my advice is equivalent to "draw the rest of the owl", but gardening really is just doing the basics very well

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makeshift0546 -3 points 4 months ago

And we all know families survive off of just tomatoes.

Amazing how many of you believe growing enough for for 5kcals a day is some hobbiest task.

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BCsven 3 points 4 months ago

Depends on what you grow.

I had a half acre, and something like tomatoes means you have to can them because you can't eat them all once they are ready, and a pear tree that would produce wheel barrows full for weeks so I had to start brewing Perry.

But in the city with only a 10x10 plot it was pretty slow going except for cherry tomatoes...those grew like wildfire up and over the fence etc. So many we had to give them away.

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merc 9 points 4 months ago

That's true, but it's also nowhere near enough to live on.

They get a huge batch of something all at once, and then it's a scramble to eat it, give it away, pickle it, can it, etc. But, the total number of calories produced throughout the season isn't enough to even keep one person alive.

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Aremel 8 points 4 months ago

I feel so seen. I ended up making pizza sauce with all of my tomatoes. I would have homemade pizza about once or twice a month, and that is after using as many tomatoes as I could for sandwiches. In my experience, I would say 3 plants is just before the threshold of "too many".

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rumba 7 points 4 months ago

Timing is hard. They product like mad in a very short window.

Canning is a layer of hell.

Freeze dryers are slow, expensive and consume a lot of electricity.

If I had the time/space, I'd stagger my planting, start it indoors, start another batch on time and another late.

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NotSteve_ 4 points 4 months ago

I live in a town house but I don't actually have a grassy backyard, just a small shared deck. I've filled it with as many planter boxes as I can but last year I was only able to get two tomatoes to grow and both were stolen by squirrels πŸ₯Ή

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The_Picard_Maneuver 3 points 4 months ago

Lol yeah, I have dozens of tomatoes sitting out there on the vine right now because we can't eat them fast enough.

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Saapas 5 points 4 months ago

You probably could if it was all you had

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SpaceNoodle 2 points 4 months ago

It's a weird split. I've tried to have a garden and would get like five fruits.

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jimmy90 2 points 4 months ago

i would go for herbs and spices instead maybe that would be worth the effort

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hanrahan 2 points 4 months ago

sure but you don't have tomatoes all year, only a short time, even if you bottle some.

Being self reliant is mostly impossible if you cant also hunt and forage No ones growing their own wheat for example to make their own bread, let alone collecting the salt they need as well.

we lived off grid for a decade with a massive garden, chickens, ducks, heaps of fruit trees, made our own compost etc

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AmyAye 1 point 4 months ago

I can't get anything to grow because the dumb animals keepnwating everything, despite my efforts.

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village604 1 point 4 months ago

I was about to say. Everyone I've ever known who grew tomatoes always had significantly more than they could personally use.

My mom fills an upright freezer with salsa and tomato sauce from like 5 plants each year.

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makeshift0546 0 points 4 months ago

Because they buy the actual substance food at the store. Ignoring the macros, you're eating 80 tomatoes a day person to just keep up.

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hedge_lord 54 points 4 months ago

Yes, and:

  • skills to grow things
  • community of people you have been giving extra zucchinis to
  • skills to prepare meals using the things that you grow
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boonhet 9 points 4 months ago

So people who want to kill you for having to take all those zucchinis they didn't want

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hedge_lord 5 points 4 months ago

Each zucchini has a note carved into it that says that if I do not send at least five zucchinis to people in my friends list then the zucchini ghost will come and fill my fridge with zucchinis and I don't want that

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danciestlobster 6 points 4 months ago

We didn't even grow zucchinis this year so many people have extra zucchinis.

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JeSuisUnHombre 41 points 4 months ago

That's because we were never meant to be rugged individuals. It'll be a lot more survivable if we build stronger communities.

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UnderpantsWeevil 16 points 4 months ago

Sometimes gardening is just a hobby, tho

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JeSuisUnHombre 4 points 4 months ago

Yeah but this meme is specifically talking about trying to survive after the world collapses

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snooggums 9 points 4 months ago

It is a self deprecating joke about the terrible output of their personal garden because they are not good at it, not gardens in general.

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AdolfSchmitler 4 points 4 months ago

Yes but it was more joking that 4 tomatoes from your personal garden will not be enough to survive the collapse.

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UnderpantsWeevil 1 point 4 months ago

Post-collapse society is going to be boring af. You better have some hobbies.

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CultLeader4Hire 13 points 4 months ago

Building strong communities is like rule number one in serious pepper communities

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Rooster326 6 points 4 months ago

Building strong communities is like rule number one in serious pepper communities

Yes they are jalapeno their communities. They are too spicy to ignore.

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Janx 2 points 4 months ago

Selfish individually is a capsaicin.

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merc 5 points 4 months ago

We were meant to be rugged individuals, but rugged individuals living in a community with other rugged individuals.

Also, farming has always been a hard job. People who garden are doing the kinds of farming that farmers did before automation became a thing, but they're doing it on a tiny scale. One farmer using non-industrial methods is going to have to really work like a mule to keep just themselves and their family alive. So, gardening using those same methods is never going to produce enough calories and nutrients for anything meaningful.

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zod000 32 points 4 months ago

This is unironically me. I sadly did the math on how long we can survive on my vegetable garden. Spoiler: not long!

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rumba 17 points 4 months ago

Even potatoes don't have all that many calories.

If you WERE to try to prep your way to sustainable. you're going to have to buy/store starches in bulk and use the garden +canning for nutrients.

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zod000 7 points 4 months ago

Yeah, I did think about how to make it in any way viable as just a mental exercise and came to a similar conclusion. If I didn't enjoy getting my own veggies and fruits I'd probably just stop. I mostly started because I love very spicy peppers and was unable to even buy them most of the time. I eventually started growing all sorts of things of course, you can't survive on superhot pepper pods for long, and if you could, you may not want to.

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Prathas 4 points 4 months ago

It's not about just literally surviving off of them; it's about spicing up life during the apocalypse! Your peppers could become very valuable trading commodities! Keep up the good work.

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zod000 3 points 4 months ago

How many bottle caps do you think my dried Trinidad Moruga Scorpion peppers will go for? I bet the ghouls will love them!

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thethunderwolf 3 points 4 months ago

breadfruit tree

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rumba 3 points 4 months ago

I've never had it. what's it like?

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thethunderwolf 4 points 4 months ago

the taste is kinda in between that of potato and cassava

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forkDestroyer 5 points 4 months ago

Aquaponics are the way. Simply buy property with a pond. Ez.

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JoMiran 32 points 4 months ago

My garden spits out three things en masse. Crazy hot jalapeΓ±os, lime, and mint. When the world collapses, I'm gonna mojito/spicy marg my way out.

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crazycraw 16 points 4 months ago

all things considered, that's better than most plans I've heard.

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ToiletFlushShowerScream 29 points 4 months ago

Ouch. This hits home as for the last 3 yrs my veg garden has cost me as much to sow as it would have if I had just bought the damn handful of veggies from the store. Might replace it with a koi pond because I hear meditation takes your mind off of hunger pangs.

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VitoRobles 17 points 4 months ago

It took me weeks to finally grow like 4 strawberries. Was it worth it? No. Was it satisfying? Also no.

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TubularTittyFrog 8 points 4 months ago

sucks. my strawberries i started years ago are pretty dope. but the harvest is inconsistent every year, due to weather. some years I get a lot, some years I get virtually none.

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rumba 4 points 4 months ago

There's a farm store near me. When stuff hits actual season, you can walk over there a buy a 25lb box of peppers for $15. The rest of the year it hot house, which is still damn good, but nowhere near as cheap.

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TubularTittyFrog 3 points 4 months ago

it's also cost you a lot of time

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CultLeader4Hire 21 points 4 months ago

I consider myself a β€œprepper” I don’t prep for the apocalypse but for β€œnext Tuesday” if we have a shelter in place, or some large utility failure, a big earthquake or volcano so I spend time in prepper spaces. The amount of people who are not prepper and genuinely believe they can garden their way to survival is SO high. When we look at places around the world dealing with long term hardships no one is surviving off their personal garden. Farming at scale exists for a reason, growing food is extremely labor, time and resource intensive, unless you’re doing it at scale you’re like net negative in calories for what you’re putting in versus what you’re getting out. Farming livestock that can live off the land like goats or chickens would be more successful but that also takes a good amount of time and labor and the willingness to kill the animals you’ve raised and know how to safely process them.

Anyone who’s worried about needing to provide for themselves in times of extreme hardship should do the research and start getting ready now, don’t worry about gardening, figure out how to get and store long term self stable foods and potable water and anything fresh is just a supplement.

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Agent641 4 points 4 months ago

Very true, I love gardening, but its very hard to eke out a meaningful calorie count.

At best it's a supplement. I grow beans (lol) at my place because they really seem to thrive and grow practically like weeds. Beans freeze really well and can be dehydrated.

I bought a large dehydrator to compliment my dry goods food storage, which is up to about 8 months worth of dry goods, 3 months of tinned. I like to buy fruit at wholesale prices when it's in season at the farms near me, and make fruit leather, and I make my own biltong. But I also get bags of frozen veg and dehydrate these right from the bag. They pack down much smaller than frozen and are very easy to do. I also have a bunch of citrus trees for vitamin C and easy sugars.

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7101334 3 points 4 months ago

Very true, I love gardening, but its very hard to eke out a meaningful calorie count.

Potatoes.

Until you get blight, anyway, then you're fucked.

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Agent641 3 points 4 months ago

Actually this is true. I grew potatoes once, in big tubs, and ended up with like 30kg from 1 square metre. I still have some boiled and frozen in my freezer

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7101334 1 point 4 months ago

Yeah they produce insanely well.

Potatoes for calories / nutrients + beans for protein / nutrients + (I havent tried this yet but) high-producing grain like Amaranth for calories seems the best combo, but you'll still need community to survive no doubt

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HugeNerd 3 points 4 months ago

You'll have to trade with people who have more or other things. I'd wager things like salt, sugar, baking powder, yeast , spices, nails, screws, hand tools, will be in high demand come a large-scale long-term collapse.

I mean there was a Silk Road for a reason.

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Prathas 2 points 4 months ago

So grimly true.

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zerofk 18 points 4 months ago

And all at the same time, with nothing the rest of the year.

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BastingChemina 12 points 4 months ago

I think It always been like that in temperate climate.

Growing enough food to survive a year is the easy part, preserving it so you still have food to eat at the end of winter is the hardest and most time consuming part.

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Nalivai 11 points 4 months ago

Growing enough food to survive a year is the easy part

And it's anything but easy.

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FlyingCircus 3 points 4 months ago

In colder climates you actually have to plan to eat preserved food until late spring, when everything that started growing when the snow melted has finally started to produce food.

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Prathas 3 points 4 months ago

Don't tell me you can't hibernate!

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BastingChemina 2 points 4 months ago

I wish I could

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HugeNerd 2 points 4 months ago

I'd love to century-nate, is that possible?

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Itizaj 3 points 4 months ago

One tomato for every season

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rekabis 3 points 4 months ago

Poly tunnels can help grow small-scale crops well into the spring and fall. An earthen greenhouse can do so year round even in places where it gets to -40℃.

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sqauffle 2 points 4 months ago

That's why I also have a slingshot

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neomachino 16 points 4 months ago

I call myself an aspiring farmer. I've been at it for about 12 years. I've learned a lot, I've lost a lot, for most of that I didn't have much land and had to get creative. Now we're in a decent spot with some good land and soil, I grow most of the fruits and vegetables that we eat, probably 70-80%, and raise quail for the eggs which we have a wild surplus of.

It's a fucking fuckton of work and still I think if SHTF we would struggle big time. Most of what we do is pretty self sufficient, but we still rely on the grocery store for so many ingredients and products. I don't have enough space to grow enough wheat to mill into flour to make bread, nor do I really want to. Also all it would really take is our water supply to be cut and we'd be done for.

I do think it's a good skill to have though. And if I had the money fuck off I'd quit my day job in a heartbeat and buy more land to farm.

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eletes 11 points 4 months ago

I think that last part is key, it's a good skill to have. It's easy to think it'll be everyone on their own when the apocalypse happens, but people generally want to work together if it means better chances of survival.

It's hard to imagine there wouldn't be tribes of people popping up across the wasteland

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FlyingCircus 4 points 4 months ago

Our natural state is to exist in collective communities. It is only capitalism that has atomized us into individuals competing against everyone else.

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mojofrododojo 3 points 4 months ago

no one is going to make it on their own. community effort is the only way survival is gonna happen.

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neomachino 2 points 4 months ago

Spot on. I don't think I alone could survive an apocalypse, but I think I could be an asset to a community of people who can.

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Simulation6 15 points 4 months ago

Options for the end of the world:

  1. Learn to farm and become self sufficient
  2. Learn to shoot a gun and map out where all the farmers are
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argarath 7 points 4 months ago

Nice version of number 2) offer your services to protect them from raiders and get paid in food

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chiliedogg 5 points 4 months ago

That's just being a raider with good PR.

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hansolo 2 points 4 months ago

A lot of people really think they'll figure both out the same day the world ends.

So if you already know how to do #2, you can take all their stuff, too.

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Tenderizer 1 point 4 months ago
  1. Beef Jerky and Canned Beans.
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makeshift0546 13 points 4 months ago

I grow suplimental stuff.i do supplemental stuff because feeding yourself at home is basically a full time job. Herbs, strawberry, peppers, various lettuce. Things that enhance my meals with fresh foods.

Trying to sustain yourself is a good errand. Your time is better spent elsewhere.

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BarneyPiccolo 13 points 4 months ago

What you will have is the knowledge to grow food, which you scale up to feed yourself and can others for much longer. That is an extremely valuable skill.

Those four tomatoes will feed you, but only after you have harvested all the seeds, which will grow dozens of plants next season, and feed hundreds of people, and yield thousand sof seeds for an even larger crop next year.

Surviving through the first growing season is the trick.

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Markus29 4 points 4 months ago

Only if you grow heirloom tomatoes though. Modern tomatoes are all F1 hybrids so the offspring will be shit probably.

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BarneyPiccolo 1 point 4 months ago

If we're talking about post-Armageddon dystopia, a tomato is a tomato. We aren't worried about quality, just quantity. Tomatoes produce a lot of seeds, just grow them. Toss a bunch of hybrids together to cross-pollinate, watch for the best ones, and in a several generations you'll have a super tomato.

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BarneyPiccolo 1 point 4 months ago
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MonkderVierte 1 point 4 months ago

Also print out that wikipedia article about crop rotation. And get a handbook about weeds.

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BarneyPiccolo 2 points 4 months ago

Also my favorite gardening subject: COMPOST!

I love compost. I could write a book on compost.

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BarneyPiccolo 1 point 4 months ago
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rekabis 13 points 4 months ago

The problems will definitely be showing up next year. In order for there to be enough fertilizer produced by this fall time (for crops produced in the southern hemisphere) as well as next year (for the northern hemisphere), the Strait of Hormuz would have needed to have reached 100% per-war traffic by July 1st.

It has barely reached 33%.

This means that supplies for fertilizer manufacturing is now months behind schedule, and fertilizer supply for farmers is going to be hellishly expensive through next year. Many farmers may have to try to grow their crops without any fertilizer, leading to potentially severe food shortages worldwide-wide.

The time to have learned how to grow your own food - to ramp up experience over many years - was a decade ago. My wife and I started in the mid 2010s, and are only now hitting our stride with about 230mΒ² (β‰ˆ2,500ftΒ²) of our yard under direct cultivation, and plans to rehabilitate the other 140mΒ² (β‰ˆ1,500ftΒ²) into equally quality soil via several metric tonnes of horse manure and soil sifting to remove the copious rocks and boulders.

It takes a shitton of work to build up a good garden that requires minimal work to start up every spring. But with that original section, we just have to drop seeds directly into the soil and add straw (Ruth Stout method) once the seedlings are up to suppress weeds and hold in moisture. The spring prep work for just that section has dropped by almost 80% over the last five years.

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Goodlucksil 3 points 4 months ago

How come fertilizer is routed through the Strait of Hormuz? I can't think of a reason why it would need petroleum to be made

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rekabis 5 points 4 months ago

The foundation of the vast majority of agricultural fertilizer is urea and DAP, and the gulf countries make about 40% of the world’s supply with Iran being the single largest exporter in the world.

Sulphur is also a critical phosphate production, and most sulphur these days comes from petrochemical refinement.

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Nonconfrontational 2 points 4 months ago

Literally every single production chain on the planet uses petrochemicals at some point in the process.

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Blackmist 12 points 4 months ago

I've got my bottle caps ready. I reckon I've got a good four minutes to hide them all around the house for a future wasteland dweller to find.

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BCsven 1 point 4 months ago

Lol. Day R taught me to save bottle caps, and make sure I had plenty of Vodka for the radiation sickness.

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Barley_Man 10 points 4 months ago

It doesn't take much land to be self sufficient in vegetables if you are willing to limit your vegetable choices to your climate and to preserve them. However vegetables are the by far easiest part of being self sufficient. Getting your carbs and your proteins is far harder. Say you eat around 300g of grain per day. Then you would need about 219 square meters of grain if you have a typical organic yield. Replace your carbs with potato and maybe you can reduce that by 50%, but then you run into the risk of potato harvest failing, which they often do in organic systems. For proteins you would either have to have animals plus area to grow their feed, or grow a huge area on par with the grains to get enough shelling beans to meet your protein needs. But vegetables? Just a dozen or two square meters should be enough.

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RememberTheApollo_ 8 points 4 months ago

Assuming you’re able to produce enough for the off season and have a method to store said food.

It’s called β€œsubsistence farming” and is a crapload of work.

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UnderpantsWeevil 4 points 4 months ago

However vegetables are the by far easiest part of being self sufficient. Getting your carbs and your proteins is far harder.

Nervous pet noises

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thethunderwolf 2 points 4 months ago

can keep chickens for eggs for protein

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Barley_Man 5 points 4 months ago

And what will the chickens eat? You still have to grow their feed. Buying feed from the feed store is not self-sufficiency

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neomachino 1 point 4 months ago

I have quail and I grow/make my own feed + a little meal worm setup. Although when I run out of my current supply I plan on buying from the feed store in town. I don't think it saves me any money once everything is factored in and it's a good bit of extra work that could go towards stuff I actually want to eat.

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thethunderwolf 1 point 4 months ago

food waste, and theyll forage a bit too

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thethunderwolf 1 point 4 months ago

breadfruit tree for carbs

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Saapas 10 points 4 months ago

I mean it's a hobby. It's not cheaper or more efficient compared to large scale farming

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snooggums 5 points 4 months ago

It can be cheaper than buying at the store if you plant things that match your local climate and if you are able to eat them fresh they are far better since they have the negatives of shipping.

Not the first few years though as the cost of tools/fencing/etc are an up front cost. But if you do it for a decade it goes down to the cost of seeds, water, and fertilizer which can be pretty cheap in moderate climates.

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TubularTittyFrog -1 points 4 months ago

do you want to eat 20lbs of cucumbers and tomatoes in a week or two?

i love my garden when stuff comes in, but after the 3rd week of harvest I basically throw it all in the garbage because i'm so sick of eating tomatoes. I only consume maybe 10% of what I produce in a year because it all comes in at once, and I can't eat 50lbs of tomatoes a few weeks as a single person.

And no, I'm not interested in setting up a pickling/canning operation, thanks. Which is always the 'solution' people come back at with me, and then they tell me I'm lazy and wasteful.

I had one friend who did setup a huge terraced garden, but then basically gave up because it was consuming his life and his neighbors got so pissed off that it was attracting wildlife. He killed like 8 groundhogs in one year, and he hated doing it but if he didn't' the fuckers would destroy his entire crop. So he just gave up because the entire thing was just too much work and too much misery. Now he's back to growing a few tomatoes and other plants in plastic tubs because it's simpler and it doesn't attract wildlife.

Yeah, if you live in a rural are with a few acres, go wild and create your personal Stardew valley, but otherwise, just do it for fun and chill out about 'cost efficiencies'. Your backyard plot of a dozen plants is never going turn you into a self-sufficient farmer. It's a novelty for some tasty veg for the summer.

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snooggums 1 point 4 months ago

Yes, going overboard with volume is going to make the whole thing counterproductive.

Your friend's couple of tomato and other plants in plastic tubs still counts as a garden! It is still low cost compared to the store and saves money while they are producing even if it isn't as much as large scale farming does at high volume with all the labor involved.

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sobchak 0 points 4 months ago

I think it saved my grandparents quite a bit of money. They didn't need to can too much; mostly just canned pizza sauce and green beans. I don't think they wasted much either. A lot of what they grew had a good shelf life (e.g. squash). The would also fry lawn weeds, like plantain and dandelions. It supplemented what they got from the food pantry.

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Zombie 2 points 4 months ago

It's not cheaper or more efficient compared to large scale farming

This professor emeritus disagrees.

To begin with, it takes three acres of land for the industrial food system to feed the average American for a year, compared to maybe 5% of that areaβ€”or even much lessβ€”to feed a person for a year on a balanced diet of garden vegetables. So how is that three acres more efficient?

https://www.unsustainablemagazine.com/...

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Saapas 2 points 4 months ago

That professor emeritus seems very light on sources. And including all sort of hidden costs industrial farming while handwaving the cost of actually running your own garden that could feed you throughout the year etc.

More advocacy for people have gardens than a serious study. And gardening is fun so no disagreement there

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rumba 2 points 4 months ago

It 'can' be cheaper for the quality, but it's still a lot of work.

You need to preserve what you can't eat outright.

You need to recapture/dry/replant the seeds

You need to compost.

You need to tend / maintain the soil.

You need to deal with pests.

You're still not cheaper than farmer fred who's sitting on literally 10 tons of squash.

You can literally work odd jobs and have more food security then trying to garden.

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harambe69 9 points 4 months ago

I was able to grow a lotta stuff in just a couple of garden beds on my roof. Sure, my back probably hates me for carrying all that dirt up two flights of stairs. But I have herbs and veggies aplenty. Haven't even covered 20% of the roof yet.

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Simulation6 5 points 4 months ago

Wet dirt can have a lot of weight. You may want to verify the roof can handle it.

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harambe69 1 point 4 months ago

It was made to withstand a whole 'nother floor, which never got built. It can handle a foot of dirt.

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Zwiebel 1 point 4 months ago

Err the next floor would be resting on the walls below, your beds are sitting in the middle of the suspended ceiling just saying

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osanna 8 points 4 months ago
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TubularTittyFrog 7 points 4 months ago

I'm so sick of dummies thinking they are going to survive the collapse of society or prevent it buy planting a vegetable garden.

And yet I see someone posting their anxiety cope on here once a week, at least. Asking for advice how to become a homesteader on their 1/4 acre lot in a city/suburb. They write a 1000 word essay on the topic, asking of r 'advice' how to learn a lifetime of veggie growing experience into a few sentences so that they can be coming 'self sufficient'.

Grow plants if you want, for fun. But stop with the prepper bullshit. Stop being an paranoid egotistical idiot. If society collapses, you are fucked and there is shit you can do about it. You are not the protagonist of a apocalyptic movie, sorry to inform you. You are an extra whose only purpose in the story is to die or already be dead in the background of the shot.

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HAL_9_TRILLION 4 points 4 months ago

Yep not to mention that if you manage to have a good garden when SHTF you're just the first target for the raiders.

There is an excellent, practical book about surviving economic collapse by someone who went through it in Argentina.

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bstix 2 points 4 months ago

How to avoid economic collapse:

Step 1: Sell book about it
Step 2: Profit

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thingAmaBob 3 points 4 months ago

And I honestly would not want to live in a world where there is such instability. Even before electricity, one needed a stable community to thrive. Every time I watch an apocalyptic movie, I always think about how stressful and exhausting it would be to be a survivor, and hope to be one of the first to die. Even if things get better again, I will most likely never experience the levels of comfort I have become accustomed to within my lifetime. No thanks.

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deacon 7 points 4 months ago

I’ve got two of those survival food buckets from Costco, so that’s about how long I will last after the apocalypse, before I start selling myself to stronger people who will protect me.

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Gullible 3 points 4 months ago

Hey

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rumba 3 points 4 months ago

Beherens cans are rodent resistant and cheap at home depot and lowes.

Costco sells 25lb and 50lbs bags of rice and bulk vitamins.

Bulk dry beans and mylar bags are cheap.

Supplement with some ebay freeze dried eggs/veggies.

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meltycat 6 points 4 months ago

We all know someone like this!

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Tollana1234567 5 points 4 months ago

i heard potatoes or tuberous plants are better bang for the buck, but they are notoriously hard to control, since they can be invasive because they reproduce asexually and quick.

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HugeNerd 5 points 4 months ago

Yeah good luck outsmarting the squirrels on the tomatoes...

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GreenKnight23 2 points 4 months ago

build a cage. if you leave a small flap on top it doubles as a trap and you can have "free" protein.

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pedrobear 4 points 4 months ago

You'll do well for about 2 weeks, so you got that going for you...

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negativenull 4 points 4 months ago

I feel personally attacked.

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sirico 3 points 4 months ago

Who likes nepeta and salvias?

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DarrinBrunner 3 points 4 months ago

I looked into what it would take for me to grow tomatoes here in NM, and decided against it.

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village604 2 points 4 months ago

Huh? NM is well within the growing zone for tomatos. You can even grow them in 5gal hardware store buckets.

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Nautalax 1 point 4 months ago

I dunno for tomatoes specifically because I don’t grow them but there are other considerations at play than growing zone. Plants have wildly different needs for light, moisture, how well the soil drains, soil pH and more. For example blueberries need acidic leaning soil and will die if their soil is too basic since they can’t get nutrients or their soil gets too waterlogged they are attacked by fungus because they’re adapted to well-draining acidic soils. Some plants need fertilization to continue thriving but carnivorous pitcher plants will get burned by the excess nitrogen and will also fare terribly in non-moist soil. I’d assume that, since NM has very hot and dry weather and basic soils, at least one or more of those trips up tomatoes.

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Nagrom 3 points 4 months ago

I feel seen

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Hikermick 2 points 4 months ago

To prepare for world collapse learn to at people. There's plenty of them

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ReginaPhalange 9 points 4 months ago

@Hikermick
Am I doing it right?

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