1977 weight loss advice

a month ago by The Picard Maneuver to c/whitepeopletwitter

makeshiftreaper 209 points a month ago

1 bottle of white ~ 600 calories

3 hard boiled eggs - 225 calories

5 oz steak ~ 325 calories

For a total of 1150 calories. You'll need to be pretty active for a 5 lbs loss but you'd definitely lose some weight on this diet. Now I do not envy the heinous shits a diet of pure protein, coffee, and white wine will give you

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new_guy 125 points a month ago

Mostly of the weight loss would be water.

No carbs plus alcohol and coffee is just diuretics

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khannie 58 points a month ago

Plus anything that was in your intestines / bowels. There's no fibre in there at all.

I used to have to "make weight" and water and empty intestines are the short version of how it's done.

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Apytele 34 points a month ago

Oh hey that's the main way men get eating disorders!

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khannie 27 points a month ago

Is that true? It wouldn't surprise me. When I was competing in that weight category sport I had a very skewed view of what I considered overweight (for me).

99% of the population would have considered me lean as fuck when I thought otherwise.

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fox2263 4 points a month ago

So if we add some weetabix to the morning meal it’s basically a perfect diet! I’ll start experimenting tomorrow, I’ve already ordered 30 bottles of wine

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_stranger_ 4 points a month ago

Protip: Use white wine instead of milk for your cereal. Turbo charge your morning shit by blending it together with four shots of espresso and a whole cigarette!

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bookmeat -13 points a month ago

If you're only eating protein you don't need fiber.

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Banana 25 points a month ago

And your brain won't work because it requires at least 110 grams of carbs to function normally. Then you might start saying things like "if you're only eating protein you don't need fibre"

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athatet 9 points a month ago

Oh god your poor anal tract.

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Skyrmir 19 points a month ago

If you lose more than water weight in 3 days, it's probably due to traumatic illness or amputation.

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Zirconium 3 points a month ago

Or a change in plans for space flight!

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phdepressed 10 points a month ago

The avg person expending 2000 Calories a day means an ~850 Calorie deficit. 2550 deficit over the course of 3days. That allows about 3lbs of muscle (700C) loss or almost 1lb of fat (3000-3500C)loss.

Up the calories expended via being active and you could reach the 5lb goal. With such severe caloric deficit nost of the weight loss would be muscle unfortunately.

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chilicheeselies 4 points a month ago

Isn't there enough protein in that diet to maintain the muscle?

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phdepressed 5 points a month ago

If caloric intake was higher sure. Muscle breakdown is easier than fat so is a prime target in starvation diets to get energy. Results in long-lasting problems for people who have experienced famine or eating disorders. More moderate caloric deficits are healthier for a reason but obviously takes longer to lose weight.

There's a lot of variability in nutrition that can impact things but generally protein in the diet helps maintain and grow muscle but doesn't affect that when your body is starving for energy muscle tends to go more than fat.

Nutritional fads including the current lots of protein one are likely bunk or only for certain lifestyles.

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zalgotext 3 points a month ago

No carbs

An entire bottle of white wine a day

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new_guy 1 point a month ago

Google results are showing to me that are at most 30g in a bottle of red dry wine.

That's like a potato or something

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9point6 8 points a month ago

Well you're clearly not sleeping

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Skyrmir 5 points a month ago

Depending where you start it would probably keep up a 2 to 3 pound a week loss until you get down to around 120lbs, then it would slow down.

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kkj 1 point a month ago

5lb of fat is 17500 kcal. An additional 3450 kcal consumed brings that to 20950 kcal you'd have to expend in three days, or just under 7000 kcal/day. That's Olympic athlete level, isn't it?

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AllNewTypeFace 96 points a month ago

They left out the cigarettes.

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The_Picard_Maneuver 81 points a month ago

In the 70s, it's probably just a given.

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Fedizen 56 points a month ago

Some stinky ass farts coming from an all egg and beef diet.

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dejected_warp_core 65 points a month ago

Don't worry. You and everyone you know is chain-smoking cigarettes all the time. Nobody will notice.

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MintyFresh 9 points a month ago

The good ol days

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kablez 5 points a month ago

Cigarettes used to make me need to shit really bad. I can't even imagine combining that with the Vogue diet of a boiled egg, glass of wine and black coffee. Sounds like a recipe for a day on the toilet!

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dejected_warp_core 7 points a month ago

I think we cracked the code. This "diet" is just bulimia with extra steps.

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heartSagan5 3 points a month ago

Yup, out the tail pipe instead of facing the toilet.

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marxismtomorrow 12 points a month ago

It was in fashion at the time. The all important question of "Do you fart with that ass?" was finally silenced for one glorious year.

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Kolanaki 11 points a month ago

Silenced, but still deadly.

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Whats_your_reasoning 1 point a month ago

Not a single vegetable or fruit either (because of course I'm not counting the wine or lemon juice.) At least throw in some celery for fiber.

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rockSlayer 35 points a month ago

I'm all for morning drinking, but pairing a dry white with boiled eggs just doesn't seem like a good match

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pishadoot 22 points a month ago

Look at the friggin sommelier over here

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Akasazh 13 points a month ago

A fatty chardonnay could do

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jaybone 24 points a month ago

Fatty Chardonnay will be your nickname at the tennis club.

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Akasazh 12 points a month ago

This is why I tend to avoid tennis clubs

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ramble81 9 points a month ago

That’s okay Fatty Chardonnay.

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shweddy 31 points a month ago

What's the difference between a boiled egg and a poached egg? Theyre both just the egg cooked in water one with shell and one without

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null 54 points a month ago

You burn more calories peeling the boiled egg.

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prole 16 points a month ago

I like how it says "if necessary." Like what possible scenario exists where it's necessary to poach an egg instead of hard boiling it lol

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lyrial 6 points a month ago

I imagine that eating exactly the same thing for multiple days would get tiring to say the least, so at least a different preparation would be welcome. Probably not necessary in the literal sense, but in the sense that you "need" something different.

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jack_of_sandwich 3 points a month ago

If you're staring at that hardboiled egg thinking. "I can't do it. I can't eat one more of those..."

Fine, if you're going to be a baby about it, poach it, instead

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Omgpwnies 2 points a month ago

maybe if the shell got a bit cracked before cooking? Might as well poach it at that point since it'll just leak a bunch of albumen into the pot anyways

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kryptonianCodeMonkey 11 points a month ago

The crunch mostly.

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UncleArthur 23 points a month ago

I'd prefer Sauvignon Blanc but sacrifices have to be made.

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TropicalDingdong 22 points a month ago

Seems perfectly reasonable to me

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kryptonianCodeMonkey 18 points a month ago

Shit your guts out, the diet.

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f314 18 points a month ago

poached if necessary

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Eq0 10 points a month ago

I’m trying to picture what sort of necessity is that.

Oh no! My Instagram account can’t handle another boiled egg!

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jaybone 8 points a month ago

Out of necessity for not spending the rest of my life in prison because I’m about to murder someone if I eat another goddamn hard boiled egg.

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mattyroses 1 point a month ago

You get in prison, you'll have to eat 50 eggs

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BarrelAgedBoredom 2 points a month ago

You forgot to hardboil eggs and need some quickly?

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pishadoot 2 points a month ago

QUICK it's an EGG EMERGENCY

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hOrni 14 points a month ago

There are articles online about people trying this diet. At least one girl said it worked, but obviously the amount you lose would depend on Your starting weight and You would lose mostly water.

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the_riviera_kid 13 points a month ago

So get drunk and get skinny?

I don't think its working, I'm still fat.

P.S.

Its just a joke folks, you can chill

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addie 13 points a month ago

Lots of calories in beer. Need to move yourself over to neat spirits. Make sure that you spend all your money on them, so that you've nothing left to buy food. Then follow the diet posted above, but skip the eggs and replace the large glass of wine with a large glass of vodka. You'll lose a tonne of weight.

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Simon_Shitewood 9 points a month ago

My old boss lost a load of weight when he switched from drinking beer to white wine spritzers when he was working. Did have to then switch to fizzy water after his wife gave him an earful for coming home drunk all the time though.

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jaybone 3 points a month ago

Like 30 years ago we used to have something called “wine coolers”. I don’t really see those anymore. There’s like Smirnoff Ice and Mikes Hard lemonade. Is that pretty much the same thing? Seems like the additional sugar would negate any weight loss when switching from beer.

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Simon_Shitewood 6 points a month ago

No, it's just a 50:50 mix of white wine and soda water, so it has about half the calories of white wine. Very easy to drink a lot of in a hot kitchen though, so it's still a lot of wine.

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makeshiftreaper 3 points a month ago

Not that I'm encouraging drinking problems but this helped keep my weight in check in covid lock downs: Get Drunk, Not Fat

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DarrinBrunner 11 points a month ago

I think you'd be better off just not eating for three days, only drinking water.

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The_Picard_Maneuver 8 points a month ago

It makes me wonder if the alcohol is to distract you. Lol

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heartSagan5 5 points a month ago

Oh, it is. Basically some wine over “fml” so it’s more tolerable.

At least they added caffeine, which is often added in weight loss remedies to bump up metabolism, and that does have some science behind it.

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IWW4 11 points a month ago

Wide awake and tipsy all night long!

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jaybone 2 points a month ago

That day drinking will probably leave you pretty tired by the end of the day. I bet you sleep well on this diet.

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grte 9 points a month ago

This will technically do what it says on the tin but there are definitely better diets to achieve the same, haha.

And if you're anything like me, counting calories will be going out the window pretty shortly after polishing off that daily bottle.

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Corkyskog 2 points a month ago

Don't worry you won't want to eat as you will be slightly nauseous from all the black coffee and eggs and cigarettes you consumed. The wine is a necessity to sleep.

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SnarkoPolo 7 points a month ago

White wine with steak? Blasphemy!

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heartSagan5 2 points a month ago

The white wine was for the eggs, which works, and the steak is just collateral because finishing the bottle.

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Lemmyoutofhere 7 points a month ago

Where’s the problem?

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Hawk 7 points a month ago

Not as good as The Butterfield Diet Plan

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Bluewing 7 points a month ago

You can substitute beer for the wine. Remember Kiddies, there is a pork chop's worth of calories in every bottle! This is why diabetics prefer beer of a real chop! ./////JKing!

This is NOT accurate dietary and medical advice!

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zod000 7 points a month ago

1970s: vegetables smegetables

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jaybone 4 points a month ago

Oddly it still seems like people were not as overweight back then.

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ryathal 5 points a month ago

The black coffee and nicotine are effective appetite suppressants

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Omgpwnies 3 points a month ago

Add on ADHD meds and you'll never want to eat!

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Valmond 6 points a month ago

And then people wonder why gen-x is fucked up.

Edit: to clarify why gen-x:

Mom, mom?! Shaddup kid I'm on a wine diet...

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edgemaster72 2 points a month ago

Gen Xers would've been at most 12 y/o when this was printed, Boomers would've been their most likely target demographic, being at most 32 y/o at the time.

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Valmond 4 points a month ago

See my edit :-)

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edgemaster72 3 points a month ago

Fair, I was going to try to say something about how there could be indirect effects but couldn't get the wording right

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Theatomictruth 2 points a month ago

This comes from a book published in 1962 so more like Silent gen or maybe Boomers

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Eat_Your_Paisley 6 points a month ago

I had to wait until college to discover day drinking, why didn't the men's magazines BITD discuss this topic

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jaybone 4 points a month ago

Then rediscover it later in life when you work from home.

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resipsaloquitur 5 points a month ago

Who says Americans don’t use the metric system?

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courval 4 points a month ago

TIL psyop advertising has been around since the 70s..

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heartSagan5 1 point a month ago

It’s been around since Ancient Rome. They didn’t call it psychology, but where they put the Flavian Arena (aka. “The Colliseum”) is done to increase patronage. Additionally, stoking the crowd to foment an opinion agreeable to the State (e.g. the Emperor in Ancient Rome) was strong using theatrics.

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Elting 4 points a month ago

Butthole widening diet.

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apfelwoiSchoppen 3 points a month ago

Basically a Four Loko diet.

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DEJED 2 points a month ago

Getting heartburn just by reading this…

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