More crazy Christians taking over a plane

2 months ago by stumu415 to c/crazyfuckingvideos

stumu415 156 points 2 months ago

Seriously. What the fuck is this trend? And why doesn't the airline staff or other passengers do anything?

If they did this on a Ryanair flight from England to anywhere, he would be eating the guitar analy. No way this would be allowed on European or Asian airlines.

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xkbx 41 points 2 months ago

eating the guitar analy

i think the kids call this boofing

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SippyCup 13 points 2 months ago

In my day we called it introrectogestion

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GarboDog 4 points 2 months ago

In the lgbt community we call it music to my anal

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Wispy2891 33 points 2 months ago

Well,

First, Ryanair wouldn't have allowed the guitar as a free carry-on and would have asked a 100€ surcharge

Second, the staff would have interrupted this mess because they need to upsell the lottery tickets

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Railcar8095 10 points 2 months ago

They would ask money to the passengers to make them stop.

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impairedimperator 18 points 2 months ago

It's the new going door to door or bothering people in the street. The idea is for the Christians to be told to fuck off, and then they go back to their church crying how mean people were when they tried to spread their good news, and the congregation can have a bonding moment about how mean the world outside of their church is.

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Malyca 9 points 2 months ago

Persecution fetish again

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Tollana1234567 2 points 2 months ago

its the new crazy looney street corner preacher, actually. door to door is still jehovah witness thing. we have one that shows up consistently near a busy subway entrance.

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ExLisper 15 points 2 months ago

Seriously. What the fuck is this trend?

Probably just something trending on social media. Influencers no longer decide what to do themselves but are controlled by algorithms no one really understands. One week it's pranking your dog, next week it's christian songs in an airplane.

And why doesn’t the airline staff or other passengers do anything?

Staff is not being paid enough to fight 15 people at once. Other passengers don't want to be charged with assault.

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Kazumara 12 points 2 months ago path: 0 25079409 25099622, hotness: undefined, score: 12, children: 0
Ougie 2 points 2 months ago

Yes because half the time on Ryanair flights you are subjected to their own advertising. What fucking perfumes they carry, their shitty lottery thing, their sandwiches blah blah. Honesty all this shit should be illegal. It's like unskippable ads while I'm trying to listen to my music. The comms should be only about plane safety and flight information.

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Aurenkin 102 points 2 months ago

And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. 6 But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.

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Salamanderwizard 21 points 2 months ago

Shit like this makes me feel little bits of the truth came through the Bible. Missed by the men who'd use it for their own gain.

If there was a higher being a "God," I doubt they would be as cruel and barbaric as the books say. Why bother being that way? Maybe at one time, it wanted to be closer to us, but realized it wasn't good for us. Now we've got folks thinking they feel it, but "it" is probably long gone. Either exploring the universe and everything between or dead.

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Aurenkin 10 points 2 months ago

Could be, it's fundamentally unknowable. I see it like being super into WH40K lore. There's so much to learn, so many opinions and sometimes it's fun to think about but it's a hobby best kept to yourself or those who are interested in discussing it. It's not a thing to share by singing and praising the god emperor of mankind to a captive audience trapped in a metal tube with you.

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MammyWhammy 19 points 2 months ago

Treat your religion like your penis:

  • Do whatever the hell you want with it in private.
  • If someone asks to see it, feel free to show them
  • If you're with a group of people who all agreed to show each other your penises, go for it
  • but please don't ever whip it out in public
  • please don't cram it down kids throats either
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TheLeadenSea 14 points 2 months ago

I'm treating my religion like my penis - getting rid of it :p

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W98BSoD 1 point 2 months ago

You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
[But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dark
And you won't come back](https://genius.com/...)

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banause 4 points 2 months ago

I listen to a podcast laying down every lore detail of that dystopian mess. I do not play wh40k.

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Tollana1234567 4 points 2 months ago

these people think god is merciful, but hes actually quite spiteful/wrathful regardless of peoples devoutness. per the bible.

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bcgm3 1 point a month ago

Christians ain't tryin' to read that SHIT

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pieberry 54 points 2 months ago

They do this to a captive audience because if people had the choice, they wouldn’t willingly suffer this inanity. It’s rapist mentality and abhorrent behavior.

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Malyca 12 points 2 months ago

No wonder so many of them find God in prison

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ZILtoid1991 3 points 2 months ago

And that Tectone became a right wing christian one day.

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HotsauceHurricane 46 points 2 months ago

I swear I would lose it if this was my flight. The Sky bus is for everyone. THAT DOESNT MEAN ITS YOURS TO FUCK ABOUT IN. Sit down and be nice to each other.

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AlecSadler 16 points 2 months ago

Nail clippers are allowed on carry-ons and can clip guitar strings easily.

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WhyIHateTheInternet 9 points 2 months ago

But they will fuck up your nail clippers big time.

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fakeman_pretendname 15 points 2 months ago

Worth it in this case.

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bcgm3 3 points a month ago

I'm not trapped in here with you -- You're trapped in here with me!

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thesohoriots 35 points 2 months ago

May they receive the lord’s own unexpected rough air straight into the fucking ceiling and back down onto the corner of one of the metal service carts.

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Chivera 34 points 2 months ago

But if it were a different religion or ethnicity...

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OldChicoAle 5 points 2 months ago

The next time someone tries to tell me about Jesus, I want to introduce them to the oldest, living religion in the world. Have you tried seeking Shiva or Lord Krishna? They were around way before your made up blonde Jesus.

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Malyca 31 points 2 months ago

My husband has to go on a business trip next week and I'm really worried he'll get himself arrested confronting people like this. I'm a "just wasn't raised with religion" person but he's one of those atheists that has beef with Christianity because of how he was raised. It's personal. I don't think he could sit through this without absolutely losing his shit. In a just world, these people would be the ones getting arrested.

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betterdeadthanreddit 30 points 2 months ago

Rather be on one of those planes where the religious nutjobs were carrying box cutters. At least it's over sooner.

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RememberTheApollo_ 26 points 2 months ago

Christians: we should be assholes and then claim we’re the victims when we get punched or arrested.

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No1 22 points 2 months ago

I'd lean in to this so hard!

"Oh, Lord, I feeeeeel the Holy Spirit!
Cast out this evil demon within me!"

*punch happy clappers*
*smash guitar*

"It's a miracle! Satan has been cast out' I am free! Thank you Lord!
Finally I am at peace!"

*sit back down in my seat, close eyes and be asleep*

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mojofrododojo 2 points 2 months ago

I've never believed before but suddenly you have an acolyte. I'm down for this.

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MelodiousFunk 21 points 2 months ago

Seems like a perfect time to crank Uncle Fucker by Terrance and Philip and rock the joint proper.

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resipsaloquitur 16 points 2 months ago

That, or any copyrighted music.

They’re just doing this for TikGoon or instaspooge.

Don’t let them.

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crusa187 17 points 2 months ago

Just when I thought flying could not possibly be a more awful experience, a Christian shows me the way.

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Avicenna 16 points 2 months ago

If we are gonna have cults can we atleast have cults beyond our comprehension rather than this annoying bullshit?

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DillDough 0 points 2 months ago

Like pedophile cannibal cults with "chefs that cook every 'color" of shrimp?

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Avicenna 2 points 2 months ago

replace pedophile cannibal with cosmic entities beyond your comprehension and every color with colors beyond your comprehension then yes

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Magnum 1 point 2 months ago

I can understand that shit, I want stuff beyond my comprehension.

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hdsrob 14 points 2 months ago

Time to open the emergency door.

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GarboDog 13 points 2 months ago

Nah nah nah fuck that guy like actually we would be fucking livid

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Lauchmelder 5 points 2 months ago

insane he got away without a black eye

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Winning 13 points 2 months ago

Pretty sure this gets them on a no fly list to heaven too

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starlinguk 13 points 2 months ago

There was a guy like that sitting on a bus I was on a couple of days ago. I asked him if he wanted the guitar wrapped around his neck or broken on his head. He got off at the next stop.

I don't put up with much.

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Madison420 1 point 2 months ago

"You ever seen el kabong?"

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Taleya 12 points 2 months ago

Give stewarding staff permission to taze.

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FatVegan 10 points 2 months ago

You know your cult is good if the only way you get people to liaten to you is when you are trapped in a tibe in the sky.

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SayJess 10 points 2 months ago

Suddenly start speaking in tongues. You cannot help it. The lord is drunk af, and is attempting to speak through you. It’s not your fault that the all-mighty is trying to follow an American football game, but cannot understand what is going on.

Touch down!!!! Jdjslfhaba Passer! Hooooooooolding! Hops ksitn djso off sides!!!! Joe Montananananananana!

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VitoRobles 3 points 2 months ago

I remember when Mike Pence, Donald Trump's first VP, talked about his religion was all about speaking in tongues. So when people mocked it, he took offense.

But my thinking - fuck that. One could argue that it's not mocking at all. That's just how God speaks to me. And God called you a dumbass.

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Tollana1234567 3 points 2 months ago

what scares evangelicals more is speaking in latin or Aramaic.

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finallymadeanaccount 7 points 2 months ago path: 0 25103660, hotness: undefined, score: 7, children: 0
mlg 6 points 2 months ago

I'm too lazy to check but what airline is this?

I have an ongoing running inside joke with some friends that United Airlines is the most insane and simultaneously racist airline so I just wanna know if I can add this to the list lol.

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Kazumara 11 points 2 months ago

The front of the turbine looks orange. It could maybe be EasyJet or the special 100 year livery of American Airlines

According to this article, it was indeed EasyJet, and this incident happened around April 2022.

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mlg 3 points 2 months ago

Ah cool, thanks

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Duamerthrax 3 points 2 months ago

I'm glad I don't fly anywhere.

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Almacca 3 points 2 months ago

Just keep giving those tuning pegs a bit of a twist.

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Olhonestjim 2 points 2 months ago

Grab all the strings and yank hard.

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stevles 2 points 2 months ago

The only correct way to be on a flight is collectively miserable and pissed off as we’re all stuck like canned sardines

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Jankatarch 2 points 2 months ago

New awkward trend?

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ZILtoid1991 1 point 2 months ago

Always bring some portable speakers and Slayer (or something similar - Arch Enemy might be even more atheistic and less problematic) with yourself if you plan to fly.

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Madzielle 1 point 2 months ago
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P00ptart 1 point 2 months ago

Rerouting to Moscow

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Jax -13 points 2 months ago

I'm like 90% certain this is AI

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betterdeadthanreddit 19 points 2 months ago

Indistinguishable from natural stupidity.

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Jax 1 point 2 months ago

I mean, is this not a recent video??? Why is it so fucked up and grainy? Who is the guy singing through the seats to? A ghost?

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Frikisada 3 points 2 months ago

If you look at it, the tiktok username and logo are also grainy and fucked up. I'd say it got downloaded and uploaded a couple times before it made it here, it's just jpeg compression

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Professorozone 2 points 2 months ago

You could be right. Look at the width of the aisle.

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Valo85 2 points 2 months ago path: 0 25079654 25082853, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
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