eating the guitar analy
i think the kids call this boofing
More crazy Christians taking over a plane
2 months ago by stumu415 to c/crazyfuckingvideos
Well,
First, Ryanair wouldn't have allowed the guitar as a free carry-on and would have asked a 100€ surcharge
Second, the staff would have interrupted this mess because they need to upsell the lottery tickets
They would ask money to the passengers to make them stop.
It's the new going door to door or bothering people in the street. The idea is for the Christians to be told to fuck off, and then they go back to their church crying how mean people were when they tried to spread their good news, and the congregation can have a bonding moment about how mean the world outside of their church is.
its the new crazy looney street corner preacher, actually. door to door is still jehovah witness thing. we have one that shows up consistently near a busy subway entrance.
Seriously. What the fuck is this trend?
Probably just something trending on social media. Influencers no longer decide what to do themselves but are controlled by algorithms no one really understands. One week it's pranking your dog, next week it's christian songs in an airplane.
And why doesn’t the airline staff or other passengers do anything?
Staff is not being paid enough to fight 15 people at once. Other passengers don't want to be charged with assault.
Bad news, friend, this was on EasyJet
Yes because half the time on Ryanair flights you are subjected to their own advertising. What fucking perfumes they carry, their shitty lottery thing, their sandwiches blah blah. Honesty all this shit should be illegal. It's like unskippable ads while I'm trying to listen to my music. The comms should be only about plane safety and flight information.
And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. 6 But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.
Shit like this makes me feel little bits of the truth came through the Bible. Missed by the men who'd use it for their own gain.
If there was a higher being a "God," I doubt they would be as cruel and barbaric as the books say. Why bother being that way? Maybe at one time, it wanted to be closer to us, but realized it wasn't good for us. Now we've got folks thinking they feel it, but "it" is probably long gone. Either exploring the universe and everything between or dead.
Could be, it's fundamentally unknowable. I see it like being super into WH40K lore. There's so much to learn, so many opinions and sometimes it's fun to think about but it's a hobby best kept to yourself or those who are interested in discussing it. It's not a thing to share by singing and praising the god emperor of mankind to a captive audience trapped in a metal tube with you.
Treat your religion like your penis:
I'm treating my religion like my penis - getting rid of it :p
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
[But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dark
And you won't come back](https://genius.com/...)
these people think god is merciful, but hes actually quite spiteful/wrathful regardless of peoples devoutness. per the bible.
And that Tectone became a right wing christian one day.
I swear I would lose it if this was my flight. The Sky bus is for everyone. THAT DOESNT MEAN ITS YOURS TO FUCK ABOUT IN. Sit down and be nice to each other.
Nail clippers are allowed on carry-ons and can clip guitar strings easily.
But they will fuck up your nail clippers big time.
Worth it in this case.
May they receive the lord’s own unexpected rough air straight into the fucking ceiling and back down onto the corner of one of the metal service carts.
The next time someone tries to tell me about Jesus, I want to introduce them to the oldest, living religion in the world. Have you tried seeking Shiva or Lord Krishna? They were around way before your made up blonde Jesus.
My husband has to go on a business trip next week and I'm really worried he'll get himself arrested confronting people like this. I'm a "just wasn't raised with religion" person but he's one of those atheists that has beef with Christianity because of how he was raised. It's personal. I don't think he could sit through this without absolutely losing his shit. In a just world, these people would be the ones getting arrested.
Rather be on one of those planes where the religious nutjobs were carrying box cutters. At least it's over sooner.
Christians: we should be assholes and then claim we’re the victims when we get punched or arrested.
I'd lean in to this so hard!
"Oh, Lord, I feeeeeel the Holy Spirit!
Cast out this evil demon within me!"
*punch happy clappers*
*smash guitar*
"It's a miracle! Satan has been cast out' I am free! Thank you Lord!
Finally I am at peace!"
*sit back down in my seat, close eyes and be asleep*
I've never believed before but suddenly you have an acolyte. I'm down for this.
Seems like a perfect time to crank Uncle Fucker by Terrance and Philip and rock the joint proper.
That, or any copyrighted music.
They’re just doing this for TikGoon or instaspooge.
Don’t let them.
insane he got away without a black eye
There was a guy like that sitting on a bus I was on a couple of days ago. I asked him if he wanted the guitar wrapped around his neck or broken on his head. He got off at the next stop.
I don't put up with much.
"You ever seen el kabong?"
Suddenly start speaking in tongues. You cannot help it. The lord is drunk af, and is attempting to speak through you. It’s not your fault that the all-mighty is trying to follow an American football game, but cannot understand what is going on.
Touch down!!!! Jdjslfhaba Passer! Hooooooooolding! Hops ksitn djso off sides!!!! Joe Montananananananana!
I remember when Mike Pence, Donald Trump's first VP, talked about his religion was all about speaking in tongues. So when people mocked it, he took offense.
But my thinking - fuck that. One could argue that it's not mocking at all. That's just how God speaks to me. And God called you a dumbass.
what scares evangelicals more is speaking in latin or Aramaic.
Reminds me of the time a 'Manic Street Preacher' annoyed a bunch of Australians on the train ...
I'm too lazy to check but what airline is this?
I have an ongoing running inside joke with some friends that United Airlines is the most insane and simultaneously racist airline so I just wanna know if I can add this to the list lol.
The front of the turbine looks orange. It could maybe be EasyJet or the special 100 year livery of American Airlines
According to this article, it was indeed EasyJet, and this incident happened around April 2022.
I'm glad I don't fly anywhere.
Grab all the strings and yank hard.
New awkward trend?
Always bring some portable speakers and Slayer (or something similar - Arch Enemy might be even more atheistic and less problematic) with yourself if you plan to fly.
Indistinguishable from natural stupidity.
If you look at it, the tiktok username and logo are also grainy and fucked up. I'd say it got downloaded and uploaded a couple times before it made it here, it's just jpeg compression
You could be right. Look at the width of the aisle.
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Seriously. What the fuck is this trend? And why doesn't the airline staff or other passengers do anything?
If they did this on a Ryanair flight from England to anywhere, he would be eating the guitar analy. No way this would be allowed on European or Asian airlines.
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