Careful. You wouldn’t would upset a huge bitch that has no friends when they have a 200kg robot with an internet connection in your house now, would you?
Rocketpoweredgorilla 49 points a month ago
If it's built anything like a cybertruck about the best it's gonna do is burn the house down after it gets stuck on the living room rug.
dylanTheDeveloper 2 points a month ago
We gonna get a real life fanta ending at this rate
Grostleton 1 point a month ago
Especially then
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 point a month ago
i've already seen the movie signs. why do you think musk is so eager to get to mars? he doesn't know how to design for water.
NaibofTabr 45 points a month ago
Grostleton 93 points a month ago
BeMoreCareful 14 points a month ago
I miss drawn Disney
UltraGiGaGigantic 1 point a month ago
I dont. Ever see the original native scene in Peter pan
Duamerthrax 3 points a month ago
I mean... Walt's done worse... maybe? Hard to rank these things.
Duamerthrax 8 points a month ago
RodgeGrabTheCat 31 points a month ago
SatansMaggotyCumFart 2 points a month ago
I love CBT.
thallamabond 34 points a month ago
That's already a thing
If you want Neo to do something complicated like clean the bathroom or vacuum, you’ll have to let a 1X employee wearing a VR headset remotely access the body (and cameras) to assist with training.
NaibofTabr 9 points a month ago
Same model as Waymo, 1 operator for a dozen-ish remote devices.
Archangel1313 16 points a month ago
This is a feature...not a bug.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 4 points a month ago
strangely, fingering buttholes is one of the areas i'd think robots already have experience
UpperBroccoli 49 points a month ago
Hey Optimus, yeet Musk in a volcano.
tacosanonymous 16 points a month ago
Why stop at just one pedo?
python 36 points a month ago
Man a cleaning robot would be kinda neat, but realistically it would have too much potential to make a huge fucking mess. Like, a roomba that drives over dog poop can only mess up in a single dimension but a full-ass robot?! Just imagine the mess it would make literally every time it takes out the trash. Or if it mistakes a flower pot full of dirt for a dish that needs to go in the dishwasher.
Town 13 points a month ago
There's no way these things will be affordable for most tasks. It takes a million dollars to raise an American worker, but many people will quickly suffer and starve if they don't work for a small cleaning wage.
python 8 points a month ago
I wouldn't be quite so pessimistic! Many places, especially in Europe, have been making massive breakthroughs in consumer rights to repair and data privacy laws. If we keep big companies in check and pressure the government for further progress in those sectors, it might be possible for us to just kill rich people and take their robots without the robots tattling 💕
raspirate 6 points a month ago
I'm picturing one of these bipedal robots carrying a ripped, dripping garbage bag all the way through the house, hobbling along in that slow, wobbly gait they have, struggling with the doorknob for 5 minutes and eventually arriving at the sidewalk bin 20 minutes later to deposit a soggy mostly empty bag and then spending the rest of the day attempting to gather all the trash from the ground in this mysterious trail of garbage that leads from the sidewalk all the way back to the garbage can.
ApplyingAutomation 34 points a month ago
jontree255 24 points a month ago
The robot has a chance to do something really funny when it’s on stage with Elon and becomes self aware.
Widdershins 4 points a month ago
I have a feeling we would get the one that rips it's own head off or shoots itself despite hoping for the other one.
HertzDentalBar 4 points a month ago
I doubt it will reach self awareness, considering Elon doesn't even have it.
jontree255 6 points a month ago
The Indian kid operating it while it’s on stage has a chance to do something really funny
chiliedogg 1 point a month ago
Hard to do the first without the second.
wetsoggybread 12 points a month ago
With a mortar launcher. Which is its own sentence. Its actually an incomplete sentence.
WanderWisley 16 points a month ago
Optimus, kill Elon.
QuinnyCoded 6 points a month ago
to shreds you say?
frustrated_phagocytosis 12 points a month ago
KILL ALL HUMANS
OldChicoAle 3 points a month ago
Well then take a nap
IrateAnteater 4 points a month ago
A million calculated how? I only ask because if it's just raw net worth, a little old lady who has lived in her house in Toronto since the 70s, could easily be a "millionaire" despite having never had anything more than a modest income.
Personally, I'd put the limit somewhere around $3 - $5 million. There's where you are really transitioning out from simply living a lifetime of middle class income and getting lucky with a couple investments.
EatMyPixelDust 11 points a month ago
It would be so funny if one of them strangled Felon Mu$k
JackFrostNCola 3 points a month ago
He already has 'strangled to completion' as a setting, we just need to delay the release time delay.
DarkSirrush 10 points a month ago
Are they still controlled by a vr headset like they were in the tech demo?
NaibofTabr 10 points a month ago
Ah yes, I would like to pay $30,000 to have a surveillance device in my home, connected to the public internet. Microphones, cameras, probably sonar, maybe lidar and radar, plus a half dozen different communication antennas, on a platform that can move around my home while I'm not there and interact with things, controlled by some underpaid, overworked contractor in India. Surely the cybersecurity will be perfect, and no one will ever breach the teleoperation system and use the surveillance device to spy on people or actively commit crimes.
OriginEnergySux 9 points a month ago
Just like Trump, that cunt has said a lot of shit over the years
Texas_Hangover 13 points a month ago
A handjob is a handjob.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In 10 points a month ago
That is the LAST thing I will let a Muskbot grab hold of.
vivalapivo 3 points a month ago
They are using humans only for complex actions like walking and grabbing. Everything else is ai
vivalapivo 3 points a month ago
That was the joke
horn_e4_beaver 2 points a month ago
How does one best seize bullshit?
Idontwanttowork 7 points a month ago
Judging from the structure of this robot. No, it cannot do the thing that I want right now lol
Nonprophet 7 points a month ago
Big hand I know you're the one....
NotASharkInAManSuit 6 points a month ago
I want them to kill their masters.
DarrinBrunner 6 points a month ago
I don't think we're worth enough in data to make these cheap enough for any of us poors to afford. I mean, I suppose they could sell subscriptions to the video feed as voyeur entertainment.
AFallingAnvil 3 points a month ago
Depends, how hard can you get?
BladeFederation 6 points a month ago
It can delete all Ai worldwide?
skisnow 5 points a month ago
I know it got weird amounts of dislike for reasons I've not fully understood, but that scene in Neo Yokio where we see that his robot buddy had a pilot the whole time, had me proper bent double laughing more than anything else made that year.
Anyway, I'm expecting a lot of perverts to get some surprises the moment this has its first data leak
AllNewTypeFace 5 points a month ago
The optimussy upgrade is a subscription
AllNewTypeFace 3 points a month ago
The subscription retracts the spikes
AfterlifeAdventures 4 points a month ago path: 0 25825393, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 0
dylanTheDeveloper 4 points a month ago
Butt stuff or regular stuff?
UltraGiGaGigantic 1 point a month ago
Butt stuff is regular stuff when youre doin' dudes! ;)
HerbGrower 3 points a month ago
Destroy the US, Russian and Israeli government.
FreshParsnip 2 points 25 days ago
I want them to clean up pollution and fix the environment
Mulligrubs 2 points a month ago
Those hands look strong, can they choke stuff? Like people?
You know, to save the babies or whatever.
FreshParsnip 2 points 25 days ago
I want them to fairly redistribute Musk's wealth
FreshParsnip 1 point 25 days ago
I want them to destroy data centers
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