Anon's mom has questions

11 days ago by 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 to c/greentext

k0e3 63 points 11 days ago

Why do people even keep folders of memes? Are they archiving for future generations?

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xkbx 71 points 11 days ago

(It’s so I can reply quickly with them, but this is the only one I have saved.)

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Psythik 12 points 11 days ago

Yeah but how is digging through a folder of memes any faster than simply googling the image you want?

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homik 30 points 11 days ago

Have you seen Google lately?

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Psythik 24 points 11 days ago

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InnerScientist 9 points 11 days ago

I try not to

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binarytobis 5 points 11 days ago

Every time I can’t find an old internet thing lament not having a meme folder. 😭 Who knew the internet would just forget about stuff.

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Psythik 1 point 11 days ago
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FinjaminPoach 22 points 11 days ago

I suppose its the same speed but in my case it felt less awkward to fetch ^ image above than to search "meme where a black guy is facing the viewer and pointing to his car radio in a car"

And in anon's case its way more efficient then googling "naked gigachad image, black and white, bearded short hair big pecs" and hoping the right one will come up.

So I suppose it's a specificity problem

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coolie4 10 points 11 days ago

I dont archive memes but I think its 2-part

  1. They can't google 4chan OC because it disappears before it can be indexed
  2. Its not just about finding an image, but also about finding an image with the right caption, so they dont have to caption it themselves, because work
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Unique_Emerald_Sol_I 13 points 11 days ago

As a minor language nerd, I would like to posit a 2.5, if you will: memery as a dialect and individual memes as bespoke words.

Like, consider this sequence of emoji: 🌍 🧑‍🚀 🔫 🧑‍🚀

Chances are, you're familiar enough with memes that you can infer the meaning of an English sentence which has nothing to do with the actual representational meaning of those emoji independently. By placing them in this specific context, I have communicated a meaning beyond their intended representation.

By a similar token, different specific memes under the same genre (e.g. Gigachad) may be equated with synonyms, and different contexts may call for different "words" (i.e. individual memes).

I pray Lord Apollo is kind enough to me for that to make sense because Hypnos is buzzing 'round my head and it's getting hard to think

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Gullible 9 points 11 days ago

Adding to what others have said, so much internet has been purged in recent years that the meme might very well be lost media.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 3 points 11 days ago

yeah, i used to from bookmark articles and recipes on the internet i want to use in the future. Now I transcribe them into my personal database of useful text files. which is backed up five to six places right now (internet, computers, phones, plus paper copies of all the recipes) so i shouldn't have to worry about losing shit.

should(n't) is one of my least favorite words tho

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jaycifer 6 points 11 days ago

It’s not always easy to find the exact meme I have in mind, there have been a couple times that I gave up on internet searching for one because it just wasn’t showing up. I also prefer scrolling through a bunch of memes that I’ve already vetted as good rather than the sea of meme trash the internet holds.

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teslekova 3 points 11 days ago

Google sucks these days, it's way faster.

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Ironrod 1 point 11 days ago

I was looking for the old "You may be cool, but you'll never be 5 popped collars cool" meme a few days ago and the only images I could find were thumbnails. I miss the old demotivational format

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DespairSquid 4 points 11 days ago

I don’t remember the 5 one but I remember this one:

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hopesdead 43 points 11 days ago

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Gutek8134 8 points 11 days ago

On the phone I usually save and upload them to share with people, but not deleting them afterwards leaves me with a collection of memes I like, that I can browse every few months-years and look at how things have changed

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idunnololz 8 points 11 days ago path: 0 26104043 26107731, hotness: undefined, score: 8, children: 2
ddplf 5 points 11 days ago

Google photos. Shame on you.

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idunnololz 3 points 11 days ago

I don't want to expose my server to potentially millions of people :D

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9point6 6 points 11 days ago

I feel like it's a form of brain training to be able to remember the right sequence of words to search to summon a niche meme

Meme folders are the junk food of internet society

Everyone is about instant gratification smdh

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Agent641 3 points 10 days ago

I have a few GB of prehistoric memes from the early days tucked away somewhere. Some of them have the black border and Garamond font caption. True fossils of the internet age.

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UltraGiGaGigantic 2 points 11 days ago

Templates, reaction images, archives to access when the relevant opportunity arises.

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Hideakikarate 2 points 11 days ago

I do know one person who has a litany of Psych memes ready for nearly any situation.

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Honytawk 2 points 10 days ago

I only keep the ones I made myself.

And maybe some real good ones that have an inspiring message.

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k0e3 1 point 10 days ago

My goal in life, then, is to make a meme that is worthy of being saved in your folder.

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Neverclear 1 point 10 days ago

...for posterior's sake.

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daggermoon 1 point 11 days ago

Yes.

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Diplomjodler3 35 points 11 days ago

Not gay, as long as the folder is called "no homo".

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Bipauler 9 points 11 days ago

All the giga chads are wearing socks

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 4 points 11 days ago

don't forget smiles

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hanrahan 1 point 10 days ago path: 0 26106472 26119865, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
reader 32 points 11 days ago

fake: mom "found" folder

gay: collects pics of naked men

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Wirlocke 26 points 11 days ago

I just thought of something, what if a greentext admits to being gay?

Would it be fake and straight or real and gay?

It's a paradox.

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rockerface 14 points 11 days ago

Undefined and bi

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TubularTittyFrog 7 points 11 days ago

sometimes being gay is just gay

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 point 11 days ago
what, you're homosexual?

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psycho_driver 24 points 11 days ago

Show her your folder of incest porn to prove you're not gay anon.

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Stolas 18 points 11 days ago

Just tell your mom you're into bodybuilding.

Body builders clearly aren't gay, they're just totally into being ripped and admiring other ripped men's muscles.

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Akasazh 4 points 11 days ago

Doesn't work if not going to the gym

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UltraGiGaGigantic 2 points 11 days ago

Step 1: cultivate mass

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avidamoeba 15 points 11 days ago

What's a gigachad folder?

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LodeMike 8 points 11 days ago

A 9/11 folder but with images of gigachads

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Agent641 3 points 10 days ago

What's a 9/11 folder?

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LodeMike 8 points 10 days ago

A gigachad folder but with 9/11 memes

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half_built_pyramids 7 points 11 days ago

Mooo000mmmm, your embarsseeng meeee, they r dank mememes

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NigelFrobisher 14 points 11 days ago

“thank goodness! your father and I were so worried you were one of those incels!”

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WanderWisley 12 points 11 days ago

Is anon Claviculer?

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lessthanluigi 4 points 11 days ago

Yes.

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cantstopthesignal 9 points 11 days ago

I'm jerking off to the idea of being them, not to their perfectly chiseled faces and washboard abs.

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CO7JlACEH 8 points 10 days ago

Yes, you are

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FinjaminPoach 3 points 11 days ago

The thing about moms is that they will ask if you are gay over the smallest most trivial things. In many cases it seems like they want you to be gay.

I imagine a reason for this is that women think maintaining and forming relationships with women is easy so if their own child fails to do so, their only conclusion is "he must lack the incentive to do so"

But anon literally has muscular nude men on his computer. In a dedicated folder.

Edit: oh dear, you never know which comments people are going to take super seriously/get offended about

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idiomaddict 7 points 11 days ago

The thing about moms is that they will ask if you are gay over the smallest most trivial things. In many cases it seems like they want you to be gay.

I think this might be a generational difference in showing acceptance. My dad asked me if I was a lesbian all the time, because he wanted to reassure me that he still loved me if so. I found it very annoying when I was in middle/high school, but in my case it was basically harmless, so whatever. Hopefully your mom’s just doing the same :)

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TubularTittyFrog 5 points 11 days ago

Not in my experience. women my own age and a generation younger than me ask me if I'm gay regularly, or assume I am gay.

because of stupid shit like that I drink tea, read books, cook, clean, have a cat, don't drive a pickup truck, etc. these things are all 'feminine' coded, and if you engage in them as a man you must be effeminate and therefore gay.

a lot of people have a really bizarrely narrow conception of what a heterosexual man must be and any deviation from that image makes them instantly assume you're partially homosexual.

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cantstopthesignal 2 points 11 days ago
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UltraGiGaGigantic 2 points 11 days ago

The manliest man I've ever met topped me throughout the night.

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Honytawk 1 point 10 days ago

There is nothing as manly as gay sex.

Because it is literally impossible to do it as a woman.

(And I don't mean gay as a blanket term for any sex between same sex people)

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BlackLaZoR 1 point 11 days ago

My friends mom found a thermal paste siringe in the sink. Good times.

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sit -1 points 11 days ago
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