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5 days ago by The Picard Maneuver to c/comicstrips

skrlet13 134 points 5 days ago

Parrot from the comic sitting in its cage

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bl4ckp1xx13 96 points 5 days ago

The resemblance is uncanny.

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Karjalan 45 points 5 days ago

Lmao, I know he's trying to look tough/cool, but his facial expression is so cheesy/dumb. He literally looks like a 7 or 8 year old trying to look cool/tough

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dkppunk 17 points 5 days ago

He looks like he’s concentrating on trying to take a dookie lol 💩

What a very unattractive man.

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kurcatovium 5 points 4 days ago

No. He just laid one in his pants and now is thinking hard how to deal with such a misfortune.

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PolarKraken 9 points 4 days ago

Gets even goofier when ya think about how this wouldn't have been a first take. Took him and some other folks time and effort to get him to land at this hahaha

[Edit: hmm less goofy more just the pathetic flavor of sinister when I consider the audience really is just actual children, so of course it looks like a kid's version of tough, on purpose. Sigh]

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Rusty 5 points 4 days ago

If he is trying to look tough, why does he make a vagina symbol with his fingers?

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captainlezbian 2 points 4 days ago

Because vaginas are tough af

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Aralakh 9 points 5 days ago

Getting some Dr. Evil vibes for some reason, maybe it's the globe in the background 🤔💩

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Joelk111 6 points 5 days ago

I'm certain he'd take that as a compliment if he read it.

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jaycifer 20 points 5 days ago

Aaand that's going in the custom emoji of the friend group Slack.

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kurwa 4 points 5 days ago

Is there a particular reason you use Slack over something like Discord? I don't think I could stomach using Slack for friends because of work lol

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jaycifer 9 points 5 days ago

In undergrad my fraternity used Slack to communicate about topics, events, and to share memes. When we wanted a place to plan/talk/share memes with friends outside the fraternity, it was what we knew so it's what we set up, and it's been going for like 7-8 years at this point.

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4am 80 points 5 days ago

Seeds have seed oils, you’re just killing yourself. You need to be eating raw proteins. You need to be vulturemaxxing. You need to be more carrionpilled. This is your roadkill era.

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nullspace 39 points 5 days ago

Based and birdpilled.

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Wirlocke 63 points 5 days ago

I wonder if a parrot can be trained to do a podcast, a significant amount of them are just parroting each other anyways.

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Bhaelfur 36 points 5 days ago

You know, I wonder if a parrot could, as you say, be trained to do a podcast. Most podcasts seem to be parroting one another these days. A good thought experiment.

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Gullible 27 points 5 days ago

Joking aside, the answer is yes. There was a parrot who had the vocabulary of a 7 year old schoolchild, well beyond what's necessary to podcast.

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IronBird 5 points 4 days ago

can they sell supplements though?

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Gullible 2 points 4 days ago

Interesting question, Ironbird.

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LittleBorat3 2 points 4 days ago

Not exactly a parrot but you can enter anything in notebook lm and use the generate podcast feature.

Can it generate some right wing influencer podcast, probably

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prole 3 points 4 days ago

Ugh. Of course that's a thing.

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FilthyShrooms 34 points 5 days ago

Andrew Tit

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Snapz 29 points 5 days ago

Plumage maxxing is in. You losers need to stop ringing that little bell in your cage all day... WAKE UP! TAKE A LOOK IN THAT LITTLE MIRRO...oh hey, who's that other bird in here? Fuck you, bro... you want some? I'll peck your fucking neck, bro. I know Birdzilian jujitsu

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Vandals_handle 8 points 5 days ago

Plumage maxxing is fine until you molt. Beak maxxxing is where it's at, do you even cuttlefish brobird?

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Eternal192 26 points 5 days ago

Eating seeds as a pastime activity.

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captain_oni 10 points 5 days ago

The toxicity of our birdie, our birdie.

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Ramsesder13te -2 points 5 days ago

Russia

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schipelblorp 15 points 5 days ago

Preen your feathers! -Jardin Preenerson

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Donkter 15 points 4 days ago

Focus on your nest worth

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ChickenLadyLovesLife 5 points 4 days ago

Take the bird's eye view.

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Wildmimic 12 points 5 days ago

Omg a rapist pimping parrot

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mrmisses 7 points 5 days ago

I would release it far, far from my home

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MrNobody 3 points 5 days ago

I would shoot it.

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starik 3 points 4 days ago

Leave it locked in the cage and throw it in a dumpster.

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BeMoreCareful 5 points 5 days ago

Isn't basically all fruit and veg seeds?

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Vandals_handle 13 points 5 days ago

Onions and garlic are bulbs. Potato's and yams are tubers. Carrots and rutabagas are roots. Spinach and cabbage are leaves. Bamboo and asparagus are stalks. Peppers and squash are fruits that contain seeds. Lentils and peanuts are seeds. Watermelon and blueberries are berries that contain seeds.

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Viking_Hippie 5 points 5 days ago

So that's a yes, then.

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Vandals_handle 16 points 5 days ago

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thiscat 3 points 5 days ago

that made me laugh hard LOL

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Mulligrubs -21 points 5 days ago

After many Pizzacakes and not even cracking a smile, this was needed. The parrot manspreading kills me

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iamthetot 43 points 5 days ago

The hate for her is insane. I cannot imagine bringing up an entirely unrelated comic artist in the comments section of a different comic just to insult them.

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Mulligrubs -14 points 5 days ago

I don't hate her, I just don't think she's funny at all in any way.

You don't like many things, is it an insult to say so?

"I don't like Seinfeld."

"Hateful ! We were talking about Friends, how dare you bring up another sitcom that was also airing at the same time period, they're not similar at all! This is an instance about sitcoms, so don't bring up other similar sitcoms that were on the same network and compare them. It's so hateful! You're insane!!! The people that agree with you are also insane!"

Anyway, I've had a lot of her comics pop up from this very same instance, so, for some strange reason, when I see another comic on this instance, I compare the two comics, and I often prefer one over the other. Keep your chin up, friend, be brave, stiff upper lip

(I also don't like Friends. Oh dear)

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iamthetot 30 points 5 days ago

Yes, it's an insult when you go out of your way to comment on an unrelated comic how unfunny you find someone else, unprompted.

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dkppunk 27 points 5 days ago

Anyway, I've had a lot of her comics pop up from this very same instance

I counted, there are 9 PizzaCake comics over the last 6 months. 9 in six months is far from “a lot”. Perhaps you are the one who should be brave 🤷‍♀️

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morto 6 points 5 days ago

You rummaged through 6 months of posts just to reply to an internet hater? Please, don't do this to yourself...

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Vandals_handle 1 point 4 days ago

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prole 4 points 4 days ago

What a weird thing to say here.

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