Sh*t Gold .

3 years ago by dazzledbeans to c/memes

straypet 115 points 3 years ago

Also might be the most unethical coffee in the world too.

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Bassman1805 114 points 3 years ago

I read once that a major reason the coffee is supposed to be good, is that the animals (in the wild) tend to seek out the ripest, healthiest coffee beans to eat. They're abundant (prior to human intervention), so why settle for less?

But then we cage them and force-feed them whatever, so they're just medium (or low) quality beans to start with. So even if you look past the cruelty, it's not even the quality of coffee the reputation suggests.

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Mangosniper 75 points 3 years ago

Iirc correctly the monkey cats ( or however they are called ) actually just prefer a specific coffee plant that is more rarely used as the ones used for the vast amount of coffee in the world ( e.g. robusta or arabica). However, if the beans of this variation are used directly, it tastes exactly the same. There is a scientific paper about this. Long story short: people are drinking shat out coffee for no good reason. What is even worse, it is tried to hold these monkey cats in cages to produce more of this coffee. Again for no good reason. But people fall for the marketing pr gang that the coffee is handpicked by those animals, digested and shat out and they would not go for "yeah we need just to use another plant" because it wouldn't be so exklusive anymore...

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ButtDrugs 3 points 3 years ago

What type of bean? I'd love to try an ethical roast of it.

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CaptainJack42 0 points 3 years ago

Aha da hat wohl noch jemand methodisch inkorrekt gehört, wollte gerade genau das gleiche schreiben ^^

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Mangosniper 4 points 3 years ago

one of us one of us

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Hotdogman 53 points 3 years ago

What do you mean? Force feeding caged animals to shit coffee beans isn't ethical?

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irmoz 86 points 3 years ago

Please tell me this is a joke

People aren't really drinking cat shit right?

EDIT: WHAT THE FUCK

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Imgonnatrythis 54 points 3 years ago

Vast majority of it is just cheap coffee labeled to be this and marked up for tourists / gift market. Have tried it, just tastes like cheap old coffee. It's not something genuinely sought after by coniseurs.

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irmoz 14 points 3 years ago

That makes this even dumber. If it actually had a good taste i could sort of understand it, in a honey sort of way. Sounds like it's just a silly novelty.

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Riven 9 points 3 years ago

It's always about the story. Same reason restaurants get 2 and 3 michelline stars. It's about how pretentious and fancy you can make everything surrounding the meal and not about the meal itelsef.

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Chetzemoka 12 points 3 years ago

I've eaten at a 2 star Michelin restaurant. It was definitely theater and not a meal. The Menu is one of the best dark humor movies I've ever seen because it's honestly not that far off lol

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PlasmaDistortion 9 points 3 years ago

I ate at a restaurant that sold this stuff. It was $85 a cup. I can appreciate a good cup of coffee but never at that price (monetary or cruelty).

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Mr_Blott 8 points 3 years ago

I saw it in a torréfacteur in Paris, it was about €70 for 250g of beans

They must've taken you for a right mug 😂

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Psychonaut1969 8 points 3 years ago path: 0 4152366 4154554, hotness: undefined, score: 8, children: 0
Send_me_nude_girls 7 points 3 years ago

It's done for the aromatic flavors.

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irmoz 15 points 3 years ago

Shit flavours???

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Honytawk 4 points 3 years ago

Hmmm, you can really smell the compost

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over_clox 2 points 3 years ago path: 0 4152366 4200583, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
itsonlygeorge 31 points 3 years ago

Kopi luwak, also known as civet coffee, is a coffee that consists of partially digested coffee cherries, which have been eaten and defecated by the Asian palm civet (Paradoxurus hermaphroditus). The cherries are fermented as they pass through a civet's intestines, and after being defecated with other fecal matter, they are collected.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_luwak

It tastes smoother and is good. Their digestion of the beans strips the outer layer of the bean and changes the flavor.

Is it better? Not really. I have had it in Bali from a farm and it was very smooth. Turkish coffee is better.

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random8847 7 points 3 years ago

It's also animal cruelty.

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itsonlygeorge -26 points 3 years ago

It’s no more than animal cruelty, then any type of livestock farming. What the fuck do you think you get your bacon from? You think the pigs are happy in overcrowded, dirty farms? Do you think the chickens that lay eggs are happy to be confined inside a tiny cage covered in their own shit? You think cows like to eat feed corn day in and day out shoved full of antibiotics? Do you think any of the animals that we use for any type of products are happy to be slaughtered after being fattened up?

If you’re gonna argue animal cruelty, you better stop eating all animal products, and become a vegan. Better yet why don’t you farm your own food and don’t buy anything that comes from modern agriculture because all that shit is covered in pesticides, GMO’s, and all kinds of other nasty shit.

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Globulart 26 points 3 years ago

Do you really think the best way for the world to change is adopting an all or nothing attitude?

What improves the planet more? 1 person becoming hardcore vegan or 1000 people eating meat one day a week instead of seven?

See the problem?

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itsonlygeorge -23 points 3 years ago

Not at all. Random8847’s dipshit comment is just so smug and whiney.

Every bit helps, however the corporations are really the ones we have to force to change.

If you haven’t noticed having everybody recycle, hasn’t really done shit either. The corporations that pollute really environment cause in the majority of damage yet we’re telling regular every day people it’s their fault and they should do their part.

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random8847 22 points 3 years ago

Wtf dude. You give me all of this for a comment with four words?

You either have some vested interests with kopi luwak or you have some serious anger issues. Either ways you need to calm your tits down.

And FYI, all you said might be true but that's still no reason for anyone to justify kopi luwak. Yes, there are a lot of other ways in which animal cruelty is happening in this world, but if everyone keeps blaming each other then none of it will ever stop.

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EvolvedTurtle 11 points 3 years ago

Nah because the animals are fed exclusively coffee berrys and are extremely malnourished

At least in normal farms it's encouraged to properly feed the animals

Also why are you so angry Who hurt you lol

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Jax 2 points 3 years ago

Someone doesn't like being made aware of their terrible decisions

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reflex 27 points 3 years ago
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ovay 5 points 3 years ago

Its a legit thing

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Omega_Haxors 25 points 3 years ago

You can make some for yourself.

Step 1) Eat a bunch of coffee beans

Step 2)

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SatansMaggotyCumFart 47 points 3 years ago

You can make some for yourself.

Number 1) Eat a bunch of coffee beans

Number 2)

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Nioxic 5 points 3 years ago

Username checks out

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RoyaltyInTraining 20 points 3 years ago

Certified coffee snob here: We laugh at the people who think Kopi luwak is good.

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RaivoKulli 4 points 3 years ago

I'd imagine that's mutual

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victron 3 points 3 years ago

Nah, whoever drinks that shit (no pun intended, really) has lost the right to laugh at anyone.

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Kecessa 19 points 3 years ago

That's some major shit 😐

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Track_Shovel 4 points 3 years ago

Honestly, I wish I could lay a snake half the size of my body just to say I did

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RaivoKulli 1 point 3 years ago

The coffee was surprisingly pretty good

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Pohl 18 points 3 years ago

Granted I don’t exactly run in the conspicuous consumption crowd, so maybe I’m out of the loop. Cope Luwak was a thing I heard about in the late 90s but have never seen in the world, ever.

I suppose this is one of those products that has a reputation for being expensive so rich people buy it to flex and that creates some demand. Like gold pizzas or whatever other dumb shit gaudy nouveau riche assholes are doing to get attention.

I’m sure there are places in the world where you can forage the shits and have something unique, but I highly doubt that what makes its way to fintech bros in manhattan has any real value at all. Just a cruel gimmick.

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RealFknNito 11 points 3 years ago

There are apps that cost thousands of dollars that display a jpeg that say "You are rich" and rich people buy it to flex to other rich people.

They have too much money.

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lol3droflxp 6 points 3 years ago

I think that’s less common than you assume

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rockerface 7 points 3 years ago

No, that's like any gacha game ever

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InfiniWheel 7 points 3 years ago

Thats for pngs of anime girls. Totally different /s

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can 1 point 3 years ago

It's was a big thing when the Apple app store launched.

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ALoafOfBread 7 points 3 years ago path: 0 4151661 4154047, hotness: undefined, score: 7, children: 0
bernieecclestoned 4 points 3 years ago path: 0 4151661 4151774, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 0
Bigmodirty 14 points 3 years ago

Apparently I’m behind on the latest in coffee trends

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Delicious_Tomatoes 10 points 3 years ago

I wish it was the latest. This animal abuse has been going on a long time.

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ColeSloth 4 points 3 years ago

It's actually pretty old, now. I just can't believe people are willing to drink the stuff, better or not.

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RaivoKulli 2 points 3 years ago

Curiosity

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RaivoKulli 2 points 3 years ago

At least by a few decades

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FrancisFeliz 13 points 3 years ago

Sometimes I question myself if we are really intelligent beings. Who the hell thought of making coffee out of a monkey's butt? or whatever that is.

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RedAggroBest 22 points 3 years ago

My guess is, since they eat coffee cherries, some farmer had his harvest ruined and washed the seeds out from the shit in desperation, just to get told it's the best coffee somebody has ever had.

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grayman 9 points 3 years ago

You can squeeze the water out of elephant crap and drink it. Humans figured out fermentation a long time ago. This isn't too much of a stretch given humans also know that animal poop is usable in other ways agriculturally.

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SatansMaggotyCumFart 4 points 3 years ago

You can also use it to make an organic fleshlight.

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EvolvedTurtle 3 points 3 years ago

Delet plz

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loudWaterEnjoyer 12 points 3 years ago

Lol that would be dumb af, of course it's a cat.

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HessiaNerd 10 points 3 years ago

the story I heard (from an Indonesian dude) was the colonial plantations didn't allow locals to drink coffee. They noticed the civits only ate the ripest coffee berries... bla bla bla, shit coffee was the only choice and it was really good?

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leaky_shower_thought 1 point 3 years ago

The "who made beverage X from Y's excrement" has been a question for ages.

to be fair, koalas do it so... maybe the great ancestor we lucked out with were avid koala watchers.

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killeronthecorner 1 point 3 years ago

Same energy as the people who invented birds nest soup

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ColdWater 11 points 3 years ago

How can a creature have shit like that?

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spinelessorange 21 points 3 years ago

I don't know the history of the photo, but I know some Kopi Luwak 'producers' force feed the civets coffee cherries to maximise production. So I can't say this is a natural shit for a civet, because it could be human induced.

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Critical_Insight 13 points 3 years ago

Imagine being forced to shit a log, so that some fancy pants can have exotic coffee

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RedAggroBest 5 points 3 years ago

Considering how the civets treat coffee cherries, this would be like if some aliens were forcefeeding you glazed donuts for the same purpose. Abuse in many cases, but it started with a natural attraction being exploited. Ethical sources still uses attracted wild civets or cage free farms

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autokludge 2 points 3 years ago

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nxdefiant 7 points 3 years ago

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite comment on lemmy.

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c0mbatbag3l 1 point 3 years ago

"Hey! Everyone! This website discriminates against the poor!"

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grayman 3 points 3 years ago

Eat a bunch of whole coffee beans and you probably will too.

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CodingCarpenter 1 point 3 years ago

It actually comes out more like coffee grounds

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ComradeChairmanKGB 11 points 3 years ago

I've always said coffee smells like shit

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IndiBrony 10 points 3 years ago

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getoffthedrugsdude -1 points 3 years ago

Agreed, it's awful

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Joecool2087 1 point 3 years ago

You're awful! Coffee is wonderful! You just don't understand it! I mean regular coffee not cat poop coffee...that's just weird.

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getoffthedrugsdude 1 point 3 years ago

It's just like, my opinion man, you're allowed to like your poo beans

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arefx 9 points 3 years ago

Man looking at that shit I bet it feels amazing after pinching that out

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Fizz 8 points 3 years ago

I have a bag of this stuff but I hate coffee and poo so I haven't tried it.

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rug_burn 2 points 3 years ago

I always thought coffee already tasted like shit, so....

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Fizz 2 points 3 years ago

Maybe the shit cancels out the coffee flavor

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OceanSoap 5 points 3 years ago

I've had this coffee before. Doesn't taste any different than regular coffee

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Spitzspot 5 points 3 years ago

How "Pearson's Original Salted Nut Rolls" are made.

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buffaloupperclass 3 points 3 years ago
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Aarkon 2 points 3 years ago

Poopi luwak

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TheGiantKorean 2 points 3 years ago
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Nacktmull -6 points 3 years ago

Disgusting! Hipsters and other coffee snobs will really do anything just to feel more distinct, lmao.

Edit: Comment confirmed by down-voting hipsters ...

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Duranie 8 points 3 years ago

"Hipsters and coffee snobs" aren't the target audience and the vast majority have probably never tried it. It's a flex for rich people that have more money than sense.

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RaivoKulli 2 points 3 years ago

It's not that expensive for one time test thing. I doubt anyone is drinking it as their daily drip coffee or something lol

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veng 2 points 3 years ago

Tried it in Bali and it wasn't that expensive at all for a cup. It tasted weird though, could tell it had the taste of something that had been digested. 4/10 if I'm being generous, the teas there were great though.

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