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BustinJiber 46 points 3 years ago

Yeah and you know what? Fuck that, I work hard on my stupid little comments, even check spelling and shit, so when I come back and what I see? 6 upvotes? That's like twice as much than when I was still on reddit! Normally I would get one, from myself. So thank you very much, I appreciate it!

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balderdash9 18 points 3 years ago

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ademir 4 points 3 years ago

I can tell you ate very good at comenting

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Nurse_Robot 1 point 3 years ago

I kin tall yew are vary good at commiting

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rustyfish 34 points 3 years ago

Go into any programming community and post that you prefer Windows to Linux.

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tacosanonymous 26 points 3 years ago

Go to any hexbear instance and say just about anything that might have nuance or critical thought.

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rustyfish 11 points 3 years ago

Which ones have they been? The Chinese nationalist larping as communists or the teenage edgelords cosplaying as centrist Twitter samurai?

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Ledivin 9 points 3 years ago

Yes

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balderdash9 17 points 3 years ago

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Pistcow 8 points 3 years ago

I mean, I do. I miss Windows 7....

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SpeakinTelnet 4 points 3 years ago

98 was my favorite or more specifically 98+MSDos

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SpookyUnderwear 2 points 3 years ago

Thanks, but I prefer not to receive death threats.

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mojo 21 points 3 years ago

If you're feeling lonely, just say some controversial shit and nerds will swarm to argue with you

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balderdash9 15 points 3 years ago

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JDubbleu 15 points 3 years ago

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dylanTheDeveloper 9 points 3 years ago

Here's my opinion on why your wrong. Windows is full of trackers that gather your telemetry (anonymously but if you piss off bill gates he will send you a screenshot of all the porn you watched) which tells Microsoft things like when you take a shit and how many minorities you dislike. Next is performance because Windows runs like hot garbage on low tier computers. Your $400 HP laptop comes with Windows? Well enjoy 20 minutes of loading when you boot that bad boy up and even Microsoft Office will struggle. Settings in Windows are all fucked up because Steve Gates can't decide on where shit goes so now you have TWO that's right TWO settings menus, one that's your classic control panel and the other that's old people proof even though old people can't work out how to open the start menu let alone change a setting. Finally there's the ads which are annoying as shit. You start up your shitbox of a PC which takes twenty minutes and your greeted with "oh you should buy gamepass lmao. That's why I use Linux. Linux is the best operating system. You download it, install it, mess it up somehow and Install it again. Why I love the fact that only some distros gather telemetry (idk which ones lmao) and the fact that there's 20 billion different operating systems to choose from built useing Linux with varying degrees of quality. And no matter what you get you'll still end up using the terminal to fix your shitty drivers. Personally I love Temple OS. Temple OS is written in holy C

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mojo 3 points 3 years ago

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!

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Peppycito -4 points 3 years ago

This right here is why lemmy sucks.

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CouncilOfFriends 5 points 3 years ago

The fuck I will!

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Radicalized 18 points 3 years ago

My problem is that when I log in and have 10+ notifications I think “oh no what did I say” and then never check them.

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balderdash9 5 points 3 years ago

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jbk 3 points 3 years ago

Yeah me too. I can always feel my heart beating faster when I see the messages tab not being empty

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jballs 3 points 3 years ago

Haha I always think "oh shit, what did I say this time?"

I always check them though. Most of the time they're good.

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kool_newt 2 points 3 years ago

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chicken 2 points 3 years ago

Wish they would add a disable-inbox-replies for specific comments feature like reddit has

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Lemminary 1 point 3 years ago

Sometimes I'm relieved I didn't get replies to the stupid shit I said lol

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Sabre363 16 points 3 years ago

But it's only been 1 minute since you last checked because you struggle with ADHD and the instant happy chemicals are more important than completing actually important tasks.

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balderdash9 11 points 3 years ago

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Sabre363 9 points 3 years ago

Thank you for replying, brain has been momentarily satisfied.

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balderdash9 11 points 3 years ago

I feel you lol

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mojo 5 points 3 years ago

Here's ur dopamine hit

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anonymouse 2 points 3 years ago

If those tasks are so important, then how come they don't trigger the happy brain juice?

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Sabre363 1 point 3 years ago

Because important ≠ fun or interesting. ADHD does not play nice with anything that is boring or unengaging.

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Transporter_Room_3 15 points 3 years ago

I like it that way.

If I log in and see 5+ I immediately think "oh god what could I have said now..."

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balderdash9 15 points 3 years ago

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Nurse_Robot 2 points 3 years ago

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Jackcooper 6 points 3 years ago

+1 notification

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TotallyNotSpez 12 points 3 years ago

.

There you go, buddy :)

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balderdash9 8 points 3 years ago

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killeronthecorner 8 points 3 years ago

Nice try Spez.

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TotallyNotSpez 4 points 3 years ago

Bröther, may I sell your private data while bombing you with ads and forcing my lousy app on you?

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bleistift2 10 points 3 years ago

When you return to Lemmy and there are no new posts because you left 10 seconds ago.

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balderdash9 14 points 3 years ago

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eezeebee 8 points 3 years ago

🔔

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balderdash9 9 points 3 years ago

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Stern 8 points 3 years ago

Throw a post up in asklemmy before you go to sleep and you'll always wake up with a coupla replies.

The children yearn for the mines; the lemmings yearn for the questions.

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balderdash9 6 points 3 years ago

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naevaTheRat 7 points 3 years ago

just go to one of the more tense instances and say capitalism good/capitalism bad and you'll have more than enough.

Or if you're feeling really brave write a comment about why veganism is correct literally anywhere.

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balderdash9 5 points 3 years ago

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HelixDab2 1 point 3 years ago

I'd argue that the problem isn't so much saying that you're a vegan because X, Y, Z, but that very often vegans extend that to moral judgements about people that aren't vegan, without accepting that there are reasons someone may not wish to be a vegan. Y'know, god forbid that you tell a vegan that you hunt your own meat, and only kill/eat invasive species that are disrupting the ecosystem, like feral pigs, or lionfish in the Gulf of Mexico.

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naevaTheRat 4 points 3 years ago

omfg it's already happening.

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bleistift2 2 points 3 years ago

I think you might be the only person on Earth doing that.

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Nommer 7 points 3 years ago

Pick a fight with a right wing boomer. They'll never stop replying lol

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Kusimulkku 7 points 3 years ago

From what I've seen you'll spent a while searching for one here

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balderdash9 7 points 3 years ago

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Engywuck 7 points 3 years ago

Just write some "unpopular" comment and a lot of people will be there for you.

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Tixanou 9 points 3 years ago

unpopular

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PoolloverNathan 5 points 3 years ago

Never knew it was possible for someone to be this wrong.

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Deceptichum 5 points 3 years ago

What sort of sick fuck says that?

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Engywuck 4 points 3 years ago

I sincerely don't understand your comment. I've been insulted for saying that I dislike a particular browser, for instance.

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Deceptichum 8 points 3 years ago

Oh I’m just pretending you said an unpopular comment and giving the sort of expected reply.

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Engywuck 7 points 3 years ago

Ah, shit. I didn't get it, sorry.

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balderdash9 5 points 3 years ago

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MacNCheezus 1 point 3 years ago

Just make sure it’s not so unpopular that you get banned.

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Engywuck 1 point 3 years ago

I'm not talking about CP or racist/sexist shit, obviously.

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Oha 7 points 3 years ago

I'll give you another one

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balderdash9 6 points 3 years ago

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Octopus1348 7 points 3 years ago

I'll give you one.

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balderdash9 5 points 3 years ago

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Filthmontane 7 points 3 years ago

Just tell everyone you're a socialist. That usually does it for me.

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balderdash9 6 points 3 years ago

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Kase 6 points 3 years ago

👋

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balderdash9 8 points 3 years ago

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damnthefilibuster 6 points 3 years ago

Y’all are getting them notifications??

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balderdash9 7 points 3 years ago

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Kiwi_Girl 5 points 3 years ago

Here you go.

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Omgarm 6 points 3 years ago

What if you have dozens?

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balderdash9 8 points 3 years ago

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Rootiest 5 points 3 years ago

Next time don't leave and you won't have to return

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balderdash9 6 points 3 years ago

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Exusia 5 points 3 years ago

Balderdash with 8 posts a day and no notifications? Heresy!

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balderdash9 4 points 3 years ago

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WaxedWookie 5 points 3 years ago

Stir up the tankies - assuming you don't have hexbear and whatnot blocked, they'll never shut the fuck up.

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balderdash9 8 points 3 years ago

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WaxedWookie 5 points 3 years ago

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balderdash9 5 points 3 years ago

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benwubbleyou 5 points 3 years ago

Also known as literally every time I open Lemmy.

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balderdash9 6 points 3 years ago

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RandomVideos 5 points 3 years ago

for a couple days i get replies to my comments and then there are a couple weeks where i nobody wants to talk to me and repeat

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balderdash9 5 points 3 years ago

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benwubbleyou 4 points 3 years ago

I’m honestly just saving all the image reactions cause they are good for general messaging use.

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balderdash9 6 points 3 years ago

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Mr_Blott 4 points 3 years ago

My one today - comment that microwaves are useless and terrible for cooking

Fuckin hell the amount of armchair chefs that heat frozen dinners calling me elitist 😂

Fuckin calm down Gordon Ramsay

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balderdash9 3 points 3 years ago

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Pazuzu 2 points 3 years ago

I'll have you know I sprinkled the first 3 spices I could find on that microwaved dinner, if that's not fine dining I don't know what is. yes the first 2 were salt and pepper, next question

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Minarble 1 point 3 years ago

Was the 3 rd one also salt?

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bleistift2 2 points 3 years ago

I find microwave ovens quite perfect for cooking mixed vegetables. What makes them terrible in your opinion?

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PP_BOY_ 4 points 3 years ago

Don't worry OP

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ininewcrow 4 points 3 years ago

Nothing to say friend ... just wanted to give you the notification .. hope you have a nice day

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balderdash9 7 points 3 years ago

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Alivrah 3 points 3 years ago

📳

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balderdash9 4 points 3 years ago

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The_Picard_Maneuver 3 points 3 years ago

You have been notified

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balderdash9 5 points 3 years ago

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Asclepiaz 3 points 3 years ago

Hey here's one for you

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Lilstinker69 2 points 3 years ago

I submit... This comment

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jacktherippah 3 points 3 years ago

Comment

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Gingernate 1 point 3 years ago

Comment

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WillFord27 2 points 3 years ago

Notification for you!

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balderdash9 3 points 3 years ago

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lazycouchpotato 2 points 3 years ago

Here to give you another ping.

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