My children will refer to me as father.

3 years ago by Striker to c/lemmyshitpost

smuuthbrane 193 points 3 years ago

"Bruh, can you tuck me in?" πŸ˜‚

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einlander 60 points 3 years ago

Aye bruh, can I get a goodnight kiss?

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evil_ostrich 135 points 3 years ago

My daughter calls me Daddio.

It's pretty fucking awesome.

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Everythingispenguins 31 points 3 years ago

Sounds like she is one cool cat.

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rmuk 13 points 3 years ago

It's only cool if you look like that guy from the Iron Giant.

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Fedizen 11 points 3 years ago

Hopefully you've given her a proper hat and a pack of cigs because she's so cool

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3ntranced 9 points 3 years ago

Slide me some skin daddio

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havokdj 4 points 3 years ago

sus

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Dragon_Titan 4 points 3 years ago

I like Pops

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Naja_Kaouthia 112 points 3 years ago

My kids already call me bruh.

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EmoBean 45 points 3 years ago

bruh

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ivanafterall 23 points 3 years ago

Alabama?

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caveman8000 7 points 3 years ago

Same

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themeatbridge 22 points 3 years ago

My daughter hit me with "bro" tonight. She's 8.

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flambonkscious 16 points 3 years ago

Instantly grounded, no questions

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RickyRigatoni 15 points 3 years ago

Into the pit.

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aksdb 6 points 3 years ago

But daddy....

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Kataklistika 3 points 3 years ago

My son just turned 5 and calls me "bruh" when he's playing Minecraft. Otherwise it's papa the rest of the day.

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ReCursing 77 points 3 years ago

I do not get the sexualisation of daddy. It just feels pedo and cringy to me. if I was having sex with someone and they called me daddy I'd probably immediately go soft

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M137 26 points 3 years ago

I get soft even if it just pops up in a title when looking at porn. It's just deeply off-putting.

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Sheeple 19 points 3 years ago

Just you wait until you meet people with mommy issues. THOSE you wanna avoid

Mostly because I'm my experience people with mommy issues tend to be male NEETs who are incapable of seeing any woman as just a friend. Usually incels too. I found them to be kind of abusive as people too and turn vindictive when you don't feed into their fantasies. As a woman, it's always the same old story when I encounter these men.

Meanwhile people with daddy issues usually have their shit together regardless of gender.

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CaptainEffort 7 points 3 years ago

I just feel bad. Those with daddy issues get way less hate than those with mommy issues.

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Sheeple -1 points 3 years ago
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dumpsterlid 4 points 3 years ago

Can we PLEASE differentiate between people who enjoy daddy or mommy kinks in a consensual fantasy setting with partners that are also into it, from people with deep psychological trauma relating to their parents that comes out in the vulnerable setting of sex? (one can be both obviously)

Is this that hard people?!?? facepalm

If you are having sex with someone with "daddy issues" or "mommy issues" and that reflects some weird way through their sexuality in a way that extends beyond fantasy into the realm of problematic behavior that is entirely a different problem and it has nothing to do with someone's "kink" at that point.

Yeah if partner just throws a kink at you without preparing you or determining if you might be interested in acting it out, that is shitty and honestly approaching the realm of violence, but don't throw other people who are into the same kink under the bus who would never just launch you into some weird shit without making sure you were onboard through a framework of consent.

Kinks don't make rational sense, they are the tension between rationality and desire. They are all disgusting, transgressive and shocking. If you don't like it fine, but wondering why anybody would be into it if you find it disgusting doesn't really get you anywhere.

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captainlezbian 3 points 3 years ago

Yeah as someone who is into mom bods I hear enough horror stories to be very grateful I don’t have to deal with them

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cameron_vale 1 point 3 years ago
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Harvey656 13 points 3 years ago

My partner calls me daddy and she's older yhan me, so... what does that make me???

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vivadanang 12 points 3 years ago

you're the baby daddy.

I don't judge, more power to you.

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Emerald 9 points 3 years ago

I do not get the sexualisation of daddy. It just feels pedo and cringy to me

I mean... it's pretty common for people to call romantic partners "baby", I don't see how that's different

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ReCursing 3 points 3 years ago

Yeah I think that's a bit weird as well tbh

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bmsok 9 points 3 years ago

I've been in this exact situation. Went soft immediately and we had to have a talk about it.

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yemmly 7 points 3 years ago

I’m probably soft right now as I write this

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SuckMyWang 6 points 3 years ago

I’m soft but by the end of this sentence I’m hard. Now I’m soft again. Weird.

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mojo 3 points 3 years ago

Sounds lame as hell, it's awesome

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MudMan 67 points 3 years ago

You can do "Pa". It's objectively impossible to sexualize "Pa". You could try, but it'd immediately nuke the mood from orbit.

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ryannathans 71 points 3 years ago

Ok papi

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MudMan 34 points 3 years ago

Note that Pa and papi are very much not the same.

You can totally sexualize "papi". It's hard not to, honestly. Pa, though? Well, check out the rest of these replies and tell me if they sound like flirty sexy times or like they're trying to warn me that we forgot to bring the sheep back in for the night.

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TheSanSabaSongbird 3 points 3 years ago

"Yer squashin' my smokes, Pa."

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LiveLM 2 points 3 years ago

Eugh, what have you done???

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db2 3 points 3 years ago
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STRIKINGdebate2 30 points 3 years ago

You sure about that pa? Ugh. I literally shuttered while typing this.

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Pregnenolone 22 points 3 years ago

Pa~ πŸ₯°πŸ˜‰πŸ˜©πŸ’¦

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ArcaneSlime 10 points 3 years ago

Bonus: you'll sound like the kid from Outlaw Josey Wales. "I got the gold right here Pa. The gold me an' Josey robbed from the bank, Pa."

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Something_Complex 5 points 3 years ago

Yes but but but pa pi

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257m 55 points 3 years ago

"bruh or some shit" is a pretty long name.

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helixdaunting 58 points 3 years ago

Use the acronym: BOSS

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ivanafterall 16 points 3 years ago

They shortened it to just "shit."

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Skipper_the_Eyechild 51 points 3 years ago

It might take a while to get all the syllables, and I fully expect them to get 'mama' first, but I'm gonna aim for 'destroyer of worlds'.

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LemmyIsFantastic 48 points 3 years ago

Y'all watch too much porn. Touch grass.

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Ddhuud 89 points 3 years ago

Like... Sexually?

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giggling_engine 44 points 3 years ago

Bruh

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vaultdweller013 15 points 3 years ago

I shall fuck the dirt you walk on!

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andrew 7 points 3 years ago

Saltburn has entered the chat

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MightyGalhupo 3 points 3 years ago

Too late, I already have

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creditCrazy 3 points 3 years ago

That is the most oddly threatening insult I've heard

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troglodytis 5 points 3 years ago

daddy

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Aggravationstation 5 points 3 years ago

Can I touch ass or gas instead? I've been told those three things are of equal value.

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cooopsspace 41 points 3 years ago

Tell Dad jokes and all you get it "bruh".

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NewAgeOldPerson 39 points 3 years ago

Aa shitposting, this is hilarious. Given some comments though... It's funny. People think this is a new thing. It's just more in your face due to ubiquitous network we live in today. It has always been thus. Or did you think kinks just started after the Internet?

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Crashumbc 20 points 3 years ago

Steam powered, dildo machines were a thing....

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hakunawazo 3 points 3 years ago path: 0 5987385 5988128 5989217, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 2
moonsnotreal 3 points 3 years ago

I wasn't even alive when half life 2 came out. I'm 18. Half life 3 is never happening :(

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hakunawazo 6 points 3 years ago

I'm a bit older than you.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Sequels of first-person shooters with weapons you couldn't imagine...
I watched head shot combos in the dark near the campers hide.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain...
Time to play.

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rmuk 3 points 3 years ago

Well, the little guy does love the whole steampunk thing...

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funkless_eck 10 points 3 years ago

Sacher-Masoch (of "masochism" fame) was born in 1836, de Sade (of "sadism" fame) in 1740. So it's probably not a new thing, no.

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lillardfair 2 points 3 years ago

That's sad that sadists were walking around for almost a century where no one wanted to put up with their shit

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creditCrazy 7 points 3 years ago

Tbh I'm pretty sure the Internet just made us hyper fixate on sex.

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BilboBargains 37 points 3 years ago

I henceforth refer to you as some shit

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RandomStickman 20 points 3 years ago

Ain't that Some Shit

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Toldry 4 points 3 years ago

some shit, can you tuck me in?

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NoneYa 34 points 3 years ago
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poppy 11 points 3 years ago

When I was a kid my dad forbade me from calling him β€œdude”.

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thisbenzingring 8 points 3 years ago

haha when I was in about 1st grade, at my friends house and we had just discovered "dude" so everything was dude

we see his father and we are like

"whats up dude" Him: "Im not a dude!"

we laugh and laugh and he finally clarifies "I'm not YOUR dude, I'm your dad!"

I still remember that after all these years, so funny. BTW is your name Pat?

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HeyJoe 1 point 3 years ago path: 0 5980282 5982792 5983241, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 1
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jtk 8 points 3 years ago

If he had said "I'm your daddy" it would be clear why now they're just a couple that you used to know.

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RiikkaTheIcePrincess 30 points 3 years ago

Sometimes my mom says I'm a good girl when I help her out and it kinda icks me out <.<; I'm like "uuucchh you're my mom, not my dom! Stop calling me that!" but I don't wanna actually say that to her because that seems like it'll just make the matter even more awkward.

Anyway, hi, Lemmy Shitpost, how are you :D πŸ˜…πŸ€£

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MsPenguinette 22 points 3 years ago

you’re my mom, not my dom

This is such a great line but also super niche in situations where it’s appropriate. I think you gotta take the opportunity to drop it next time it appears… you have no choice

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RiikkaTheIcePrincess 3 points 3 years ago

super niche

Imean... One would expect, no?!

you have no choice

You're not even my mom! Nyeh-nyeh! :P (See, it's funny because it implies that dom > mom > rando ... but I'd never listen to Mom harharharharhar I should really have a nap.)

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EvolvedTurtle 3 points 3 years ago

I feel this energy lmao

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captainlezbian 8 points 3 years ago

β€œYou’re my mom not my dom”

Great now I’m dreading the day I hear this said to my gf from her kid

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TheBlue22 30 points 3 years ago

Thank goodness it's not sexualized in my language

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wafflez 5 points 3 years ago
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TheBlue22 6 points 3 years ago

Slovak

Never heard anyone using "Tati", "Tatino", "Otec" or whatever other combination of those in a sexual manner.

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stockRot 14 points 3 years ago

"ohh tati"

Yeah I can make this work

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TheBlue22 6 points 3 years ago

Oh god

OH FUCK

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covert_czar 4 points 3 years ago

Tati is shit in hindi. Oh shitt

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hackris 5 points 3 years ago

Dobrý večer, nečakal som že tu nÑjdem aj SlovÑkov

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trashgirlfriend 3 points 3 years ago

Everyone on the internet is a Hungarian

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force 3 points 3 years ago

heyyy i'm applying for slovak citizenship

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Dick_Justice 2 points 3 years ago

Be the change the world needs

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cameron_vale 1 point 3 years ago
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MystikIncarnate 26 points 3 years ago

You will be the father, they will be the son, and mom will be the Holy ghost.

porn music starts

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creditCrazy 1 point 3 years ago

Darth Vaders family in a nutshell

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RickRussell_CA 24 points 3 years ago

Forgive me father for I have sinned

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Sheeple 35 points 3 years ago

Sorry daddy I have been bad

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general_kitten 20 points 3 years ago

Im vewy sowwy daddy I've been naughty

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norgur 9 points 3 years ago

Nya UwU daddy!

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blackluster117 3 points 3 years ago

I would say find God, but I think he went out for milk and smokes.

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Very_Bad_Janet 16 points 3 years ago

My kids call me bruh and I'm their mom, so, eh.

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HeyJoe 1 point 3 years ago

Good, it would be weird if you and the kids said it.

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Fedizen 15 points 3 years ago

Bringing "Sire" back

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Desistance 9 points 3 years ago

You sure? That was also sexualized.

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creditCrazy 2 points 3 years ago

Oh sire harder

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thisbenzingring 14 points 3 years ago

that guy needs to stop watching so much porn

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ivanafterall 26 points 3 years ago

Yes, daddy. :(

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arin 13 points 3 years ago

Pastor boys in shambles

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norgur 11 points 3 years ago

Time to turn to tradition. Herr Papa (Mister Dad) it shall be.

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Roflmasterbigpimp 8 points 3 years ago

VATER

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5ibelius9insterberg 2 points 3 years ago

Nononono, it should be "Herr Vater" or "Papa" (with emphasis on the second syllable.

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norgur 3 points 3 years ago

Ah, too formal. Herr Papa.

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troglodytis 2 points 3 years ago

I love it when you call me Big Papa

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Kecessa 8 points 3 years ago

In our family kids call their parents by their name 🀷

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krygex 7 points 3 years ago

Father/Mother is just too formal for casual conversation though. Those two terms are already connotated with formality, and having your relationship with your kids feel casual is important to me at least.

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saigot 4 points 3 years ago

Dad feels great to me, not really sexualized and casual.

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Socsa 5 points 3 years ago

Feels even weirder to proactively kink shame your own daughter tbh.

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peopleproblems 14 points 3 years ago

that

wait

what?

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SuddenDownpour 11 points 3 years ago

Let's be honest, it's the dad who has the issue here. The daughter didn't sexualize shit.

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BuffLemmyworlder 5 points 3 years ago

English isnt my mother language, so, hah! i just wont raise my kids in english, quick solution

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afraid_of_zombies 3 points 3 years ago

Just have her call you daddy in a different language

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ivanafterall 16 points 3 years ago

Si, Papi!!

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Peter1986C 1 point 3 years ago

Papi does not mean the same thing?

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Sanctus 3 points 3 years ago

They won't. Welcome to the daily 'nam flashbacks.

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StarLuigi 1 point 3 years ago

Kids?

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K0W4LSK1 1 point 3 years ago

Stop watching that step-family porn might help.

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STRIKINGdebate2 12 points 3 years ago

No. Its a real world thing as well. I slept with a one woman that kept calling me daddy throughout the whole thing. Granted it did turn me on so...

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K0W4LSK1 17 points 3 years ago

My wife calls me daddy. i have a kid who also calls me daddy and I have zero issue with that. I am able to seperate the worlds

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seathru 1 point 3 years ago
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K0W4LSK1 1 point 3 years ago

Idk probably something to do with male survival behaviour to be alpha or some shit

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blind3rdeye 1 point 3 years ago

Nar. I'm not here to figure that out. I'm just going to leave that shit alone.

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EvolvedTurtle 1 point 3 years ago

I wish I don't even have kids yet Its still a big turn off Floods my brain with junk and it's frustrating lmao

Also might be ADHD related

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WarmSoda 12 points 3 years ago

They even change the titles of older porn now so it's all step family related. It's dumb.

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jtk 8 points 3 years ago

10 years ago:

  1. Pornhub list a bunch of vids with "step" in the title on the front page
  2. Every single visitor clicks on them
  3. Pornhub concludes everyone likes step family videos without ever testing any other theme and issues a company wide initiative to promote the step family theme until click numbers start to drop

Present day:

Click numbers are still growing.

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Crashumbc 2 points 3 years ago

Two birds one stone.

It allows them to serve the niche kinkers and more common people.

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Emerald 1 point 3 years ago

Image Transcription: Twitter Post


alexander, @whosalexander

the word daddy has been so sexualized that my kids are gonna have to call me bruh or some shit

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Teon 0 points 3 years ago

I detest the phrase "daddy"!!!
Oh, and 'bruh' is a whole different genre of porn you aren't ready for.

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MightyGalhupo 4 points 3 years ago

I am though, enlighten me

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pomodoro_longbreak -2 points 3 years ago

I've always been partial to "pop" though "pops" is an ageist slur

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vardogor 8 points 3 years ago
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pomodoro_longbreak 1 point 3 years ago

Haha

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vardogor 4 points 3 years ago
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pomodoro_longbreak 1 point 3 years ago

Contextual and regional, but pop is more common (where I'm from) for your own father, whereas pops is what you might call an older man if you wanted to call them old.

"alright pops" == "ok boomer"

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