Aye bruh, can I get a goodnight kiss?
My daughter calls me Daddio.
It's pretty fucking awesome.
Sounds like she is one cool cat.
I like Pops
My kids already call me bruh.
Alabama?
Same
My daughter hit me with "bro" tonight. She's 8.
Instantly grounded, no questions
Into the pit.
My son just turned 5 and calls me "bruh" when he's playing Minecraft. Otherwise it's papa the rest of the day.
Just you wait until you meet people with mommy issues. THOSE you wanna avoid
Mostly because I'm my experience people with mommy issues tend to be male NEETs who are incapable of seeing any woman as just a friend. Usually incels too. I found them to be kind of abusive as people too and turn vindictive when you don't feed into their fantasies. As a woman, it's always the same old story when I encounter these men.
Meanwhile people with daddy issues usually have their shit together regardless of gender.
I just feel bad. Those with daddy issues get way less hate than those with mommy issues.
Can we PLEASE differentiate between people who enjoy daddy or mommy kinks in a consensual fantasy setting with partners that are also into it, from people with deep psychological trauma relating to their parents that comes out in the vulnerable setting of sex? (one can be both obviously)
Is this that hard people?!?? facepalm
If you are having sex with someone with "daddy issues" or "mommy issues" and that reflects some weird way through their sexuality in a way that extends beyond fantasy into the realm of problematic behavior that is entirely a different problem and it has nothing to do with someone's "kink" at that point.
Yeah if partner just throws a kink at you without preparing you or determining if you might be interested in acting it out, that is shitty and honestly approaching the realm of violence, but don't throw other people who are into the same kink under the bus who would never just launch you into some weird shit without making sure you were onboard through a framework of consent.
Kinks don't make rational sense, they are the tension between rationality and desire. They are all disgusting, transgressive and shocking. If you don't like it fine, but wondering why anybody would be into it if you find it disgusting doesn't really get you anywhere.
Yeah as someone who is into mom bods I hear enough horror stories to be very grateful I donβt have to deal with them
you're the baby daddy.
I don't judge, more power to you.
Iβm soft but by the end of this sentence Iβm hard. Now Iβm soft again. Weird.
Ok papi
Note that Pa and papi are very much not the same.
You can totally sexualize "papi". It's hard not to, honestly. Pa, though? Well, check out the rest of these replies and tell me if they sound like flirty sexy times or like they're trying to warn me that we forgot to bring the sheep back in for the night.
"Yer squashin' my smokes, Pa."
You sure about that pa? Ugh. I literally shuttered while typing this.
Pa~ π₯°ππ©π¦
Bonus: you'll sound like the kid from Outlaw Josey Wales. "I got the gold right here Pa. The gold me an' Josey robbed from the bank, Pa."
Yes but but but pa pi
Use the acronym: BOSS
They shortened it to just "shit."
It might take a while to get all the syllables, and I fully expect them to get 'mama' first, but I'm gonna aim for 'destroyer of worlds'.
Y'all watch too much porn. Touch grass.
Bruh
I shall fuck the dirt you walk on!
Too late, I already have
That is the most oddly threatening insult I've heard
daddy
Can I touch ass or gas instead? I've been told those three things are of equal value.
Tell Dad jokes and all you get it "bruh".
Aa shitposting, this is hilarious. Given some comments though... It's funny. People think this is a new thing. It's just more in your face due to ubiquitous network we live in today. It has always been thus. Or did you think kinks just started after the Internet?
Steam, huh, is this some weird Half Life 3 confirmed post? ;)
I wasn't even alive when half life 2 came out. I'm 18. Half life 3 is never happening :(
I'm a bit older than you.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Sequels of first-person shooters with weapons you couldn't imagine...
I watched head shot combos in the dark near the campers hide.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain...
Time to play.
Sacher-Masoch (of "masochism" fame) was born in 1836, de Sade (of "sadism" fame) in 1740. So it's probably not a new thing, no.
That's sad that sadists were walking around for almost a century where no one wanted to put up with their shit
Tbh I'm pretty sure the Internet just made us hyper fixate on sex.
I henceforth refer to you as some shit
Ain't that Some Shit
haha when I was in about 1st grade, at my friends house and we had just discovered "dude" so everything was dude
we see his father and we are like
"whats up dude" Him: "Im not a dude!"
we laugh and laugh and he finally clarifies "I'm not YOUR dude, I'm your dad!"
I still remember that after all these years, so funny. BTW is your name Pat?
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Sometimes my mom says I'm a good girl when I help her out and it kinda icks me out <.<; I'm like "uuucchh you're my mom, not my dom! Stop calling me that!" but I don't wanna actually say that to her because that seems like it'll just make the matter even more awkward.
Anyway, hi, Lemmy Shitpost, how are you :D π π€£
youβre my mom, not my dom
This is such a great line but also super niche in situations where itβs appropriate. I think you gotta take the opportunity to drop it next time it appearsβ¦ you have no choice
super niche
Imean... One would expect, no?!
you have no choice
You're not even my mom! Nyeh-nyeh! :P (See, it's funny because it implies that dom > mom > rando ... but I'd never listen to Mom harharharharhar I should really have a nap.)
I feel this energy lmao
βYouβre my mom not my domβ
Great now Iβm dreading the day I hear this said to my gf from her kid
Tati is shit in hindi. Oh shitt
Everyone on the internet is a Hungarian
Be the change the world needs
You will be the father, they will be the son, and mom will be the Holy ghost.
porn music starts
Darth Vaders family in a nutshell
Forgive me father for I have sinned
Im vewy sowwy daddy I've been naughty
I would say find God, but I think he went out for milk and smokes.
My kids call me bruh and I'm their mom, so, eh.
You sure? That was also sexualized.
Oh sire harder
that guy needs to stop watching so much porn
Yes, daddy. :(
VATER
Nononono, it should be "Herr Vater" or "Papa" (with emphasis on the second syllable.
I love it when you call me Big Papa
that
wait
what?
Let's be honest, it's the dad who has the issue here. The daughter didn't sexualize shit.
English isnt my mother language, so, hah! i just wont raise my kids in english, quick solution
Just have her call you daddy in a different language
Si, Papi!!
Papi does not mean the same thing?
No. Its a real world thing as well. I slept with a one woman that kept calling me daddy throughout the whole thing. Granted it did turn me on so...
Nar. I'm not here to figure that out. I'm just going to leave that shit alone.
I wish I don't even have kids yet Its still a big turn off Floods my brain with junk and it's frustrating lmao
Also might be ADHD related
10 years ago:
Present day:
Click numbers are still growing.
I am though, enlighten me
I've always been partial to "pop" though "pops" is an ageist slur
Haha
Contextual and regional, but pop is more common (where I'm from) for your own father, whereas pops is what you might call an older man if you wanted to call them old.
"alright pops" == "ok boomer"
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