some might say we're early adopters

3 years ago by igetzerobread to c/lemmyshitpost

adinfinitum 268 points 3 years ago

I might fuck around and become a Lemmy influencer. I know this account is only hours old (lemmy.world is on the fritz), but I already got an upvote

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dannoffs 72 points 3 years ago

Wow! This is my first time meeting a Lemmy influencer. Can I get a picture with you?

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sorrus 41 points 3 years ago

Make that two

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adinfinitum 31 points 3 years ago

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 blazing a trail to influencerdom

Not sure what to do with my newfound fame

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telllos 11 points 3 years ago

We're going to the moon guys!

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Cow_says_moo 11 points 3 years ago

Redeem it in the karma store, of course!

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hemmes 19 points 3 years ago path: 0 744360 744397 744935 744968 745826, hotness: undefined, score: 19, children: 1
jscummy 11 points 3 years ago

Beg businesses to give you free stuff for exposure, of course

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telllos 1 point 3 years ago
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Muninn 26 points 3 years ago

Oh, hi. Didn't know you were around here. Big fan.

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Robertej92 17 points 3 years ago

My dog is the all time top post on one of the dogs instances, think I might try and monetise her if I get the upvotes in to double figures

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BigusDickus 5 points 3 years ago

Start an OF for her

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dub 13 points 3 years ago

Yea in not tryna brag but I got a couple upvotes earlier. Suffering from success

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tgxn 10 points 3 years ago

big fan of your work @adinfinitum 😎

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AlternActive 5 points 3 years ago

AND MY AXE! Sorry, upvote.

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can 1 point 3 years ago

No, not here, please.

Not even ironically.

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paciencia 5 points 3 years ago

i don't remember the name of any specific reddit users besides Deep Fucking Value and Martin Shkreli from WSB.

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aram855 5 points 3 years ago

Gallowbob and hitrecordjoe were some famous ones. Gallow because his repost bots, and hitrecord because he was a famous Hollywood actor who shitposted a lot on that account.

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Triumphant_Victor 2 points 3 years ago

Who was hitrecordjoe?

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aram855 2 points 3 years ago

Joseph Gordon Levitt, acá Joseph golden rabbit.

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can 4 points 3 years ago

Unidan!

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Denvil 2 points 3 years ago

u/Nez_bit the powerade minor legend is the only one I remember

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Dick_Justice 4 points 3 years ago path: 0 744360 748207, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 0
Muninn 3 points 3 years ago

Oh, hi. Didn't know you were around here. Big fan.

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alertsleeper 3 points 3 years ago

good idea, now since you are gonna be an influencer, Im gonna need to ask for your bath water

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darkstar 3 points 3 years ago

If I could follow you I would, I am now your biggest fan

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Muninn 2 points 3 years ago

Oh, hi. Didn't know you were around here. Big fan.

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ElPussyKangaroo 2 points 3 years ago

I need an autograph now!

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TheOneAndOnly 1 point 3 years ago

This is just the sort of comment that would have become a thing back in the early days of Reddit. Welcome to your stardom. I want someone to point out my comment for being prescient 5 years from now when you're the next Unidan, but maybe don't turn into a toxic dick like he did.

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Robertej92 1 point 3 years ago
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Muninn 1 point 3 years ago

Oh, hi. Didn't know you were around here. Big fan.

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paciencia 1 point 3 years ago
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Djangofett 134 points 3 years ago

Someone upvote me so I can tell my family I'm not a failure.

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Button777777 17 points 3 years ago

We got you buddy

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Cow_says_moo 94 points 3 years ago

I'd say the three day no pooping guy is a celebrity. You know what to do, OP.

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Barns 24 points 3 years ago

Him and Ruud, the Lemmy.world owner are the biggest celebrities we have around here

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Silviecat44 5 points 3 years ago

I wonder what happened to them

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rockhandle 67 points 3 years ago

Mizu (aka the cant shit for 3 days guy) is the only real celebrity on this platform

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MissJinx 25 points 3 years ago

My first thought was poop guy and you even know his name! Our fist celebrity of many!

Waiting for some of those "broke my arms", "swamps of dagobah" or "cockroache imaginary girlfriend" stories.

C'mon guys tell us where you cum

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StarLuigi 6 points 3 years ago

The lamp that looks odd...

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Thteven 11 points 3 years ago

I followed him from kbin lol, I had to know what happened.

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iokus 11 points 3 years ago

Ironic that one so solid should be named after something so fluid.

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Grimm 1 point 3 years ago

I knew my elementary knowledge of Japanese would come in handy some day.

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match 5 points 3 years ago

and we still don't know if he had a good time that weekend

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MissJinx 1 point 3 years ago
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Rebelappliance 50 points 3 years ago

I'm pretty big on lemmy.world. Oh you've never heard of it? I'm not surprised.

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themoonisacheese 42 points 3 years ago

Op about to start cocaine after getting almost 2k upvotes

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igetzerobread 22 points 3 years ago

Already at it

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themoonisacheese 5 points 3 years ago

Poggers

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Holodeck_Moriarty 4 points 3 years ago

Without inviting all of us?

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mah 3 points 3 years ago

You are on flour, right?

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MashingBundle 42 points 3 years ago

10 Lemmy up votes = 200 Reddit upvotes in terms of impact on my ego and e-peen

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Corkyskog 28 points 3 years ago

I got like almost 50 the other day on a comment and started wondering if I was charismatic enough to run for congress

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thesanewriter 9 points 3 years ago

You could have gotten 3 and been charismatic enough for Congress to be honest.

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MashingBundle 6 points 3 years ago

I fully support you in running

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NewAgeOldPerson 5 points 3 years ago

You are. Absolutely no doubt in my mind.

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igetzerobread 7 points 3 years ago

So this post got 40k reddit upvotes? i just came

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razza856 31 points 3 years ago

i put my total lemmy upvote count on my tinder profile. Updated daily

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igetzerobread 20 points 3 years ago

You must be drowning in dms

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razza856 3 points 3 years ago

the ladies can’t control themselves

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original2 1 point 3 years ago

there are dms?

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TheDarkSigil 25 points 3 years ago

I've gotten 1 whole Lemmy Updoot on 2 comments. I feel like a god......... Now can someone explain wtf this "grass" shit is everyone keeps talking about?

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igetzerobread 8 points 3 years ago

Grass got patched in the most recent update, idk what these guys are talking about

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Strangian 2 points 3 years ago

Here let me enable your addiction with an upvote

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Potato_in_my_anus 2 points 3 years ago

Lets celebrate... 🤩

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Clown_Tempura 24 points 3 years ago

Doing my part. It ain't much but it's honest work.

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ImplyingImplications 24 points 3 years ago

Call me when you're in the 3 digits club, kiddo 😎

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stebo02 9 points 3 years ago
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ImplyingImplications 11 points 3 years ago

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reverie 11 points 3 years ago

Then they should call them. They specifically asked

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doofer_name 4 points 3 years ago

Hot damn!

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igetzerobread 1 point 3 years ago

call me when you're in the 4 digits club, pal

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ImplyingImplications 1 point 3 years ago

Heh, nice one dude.

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igetzerobread 24 points 3 years ago

500 upvotes? time to take this career here seriously and break up with my wife

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kfj55 11 points 3 years ago

What's it like to be so successful?

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thesanewriter 3 points 3 years ago

Now you have over a thousand points. So, when are you going to announce your presidential/prime ministerial run?

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igetzerobread 5 points 3 years ago

currently running for reddit ceo just to fire spez

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CookieJarObserver 23 points 3 years ago
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v4ld1z 6 points 3 years ago

And you have 14. Damn.

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Holodeck_Moriarty 18 points 3 years ago

'ol Holodeck Moriarty here has multiple comments in the 10s, so you could say things are getting pretty serious.

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igetzerobread 6 points 3 years ago

time to quit your job and get that bag

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gon 18 points 3 years ago

Me when I... When I... Me when... When... Me I When... Me when I...

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super_user_do 6 points 3 years ago

Me when I start ww3 under a reddit post about zoophilia being bad

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gon 8 points 3 years ago

why would u ever do that (use reddit)

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MargotRobbie 14 points 3 years ago

hey its me ur celebrity

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justtobbi 13 points 3 years ago

Heard I have to comment to get counted, also upvoted this ofc :D

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PeefJerky 13 points 3 years ago

It’s just another level of mental arousal when you get updoots on a totally new platform! You can flex about being on the front page of a website!

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igetzerobread 5 points 3 years ago

I now have 2 accounts with more than 1000 upvotes, my small brain is full of dopamine

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PeefJerky 3 points 3 years ago

Well hello there, welcome to 500+ updoot gang!

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KobeBryant 12 points 3 years ago

Is there an official name for karma on Lemmy?

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Eagle0600 22 points 3 years ago

Officially "points". Posts and comments have points. Users do not have points.

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KobeBryant 6 points 3 years ago

Interesting... I have "score" on my profile (using wefwef ATM)

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Eagle0600 20 points 3 years ago

Correction: Users have points, but it's not usually visible. For example, I can't see your score, but whatever instance or software you use chooses to show it.

Personally, I think it's better if no-one can see your score. That way, no-one can fight over it.

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AzuleBlade 3 points 3 years ago

Agreed, I think it'll help keep conversations more civil. We don't need flame wars and constant lame puns all the time trying to earn fake internet points for everyone to see.

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Nima 1 point 3 years ago

I have my app to not even show scores at all. It's much nicer that way. More organic.

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igetzerobread 6 points 3 years ago

not yet, time to find one

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rustyfish 1 point 3 years ago

Cocks

I know it maybe doesn’t make a lot of sense. But I was the first one to respond so I will continue to call it cocks and so should you.

Btw, congratulations on your 1700 cocks!

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Potato_in_my_anus 2 points 3 years ago

It's better the Lemmy way... or so I think.

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SailorMoss 11 points 3 years ago
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can 11 points 3 years ago

I'll have you know I have one of the top twenty ask lemmy posts of all time.

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Sirico 9 points 3 years ago

Off to feed the kids with my imaginary numbers

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mah 1 point 3 years ago

Yes

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MarioBarisa 9 points 3 years ago

W

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Acidpunk 9 points 3 years ago

I just hope that Lemmy.world performance improves over time as sometimes the performance is a bit jarring and something I'd find hard to recommend to less tech-minded friends swapping from Reddit

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sosodev 8 points 3 years ago

Everybody is new to running Lemmy at scale. I suspect things will smooth out soon.

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igetzerobread 8 points 3 years ago

switched to lemm.ee because of the performance, but im sure .world will be back to normal soon

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ImFresh3x 2 points 3 years ago

There’s no advantage to being on the biggest instance. Its a common mistake for new users to go to the biggest instance. It’s best to go to one that’s fast, not swamped, dependable, and federated with most instances.

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BigusDickus 1 point 3 years ago

Try sh.itjust.works it's really good

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Gentoo1337 1 point 3 years ago

Is it me or has it been a bit slow lately?

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pewgar_seemsimandroid 8 points 3 years ago

i joined at july 3rd

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can 3 points 3 years ago

Welcome! Be sure to check out lemmyverse.net

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pewgar_seemsimandroid 2 points 3 years ago

i am both using wefwef for lemmy and thunder app i picked lemmy.blahaj.zone do to it being federated with lemmy.world and a fun name

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can 1 point 3 years ago

Not a bad idea. I just mention lemmyverse because there may be communities you'd like that aren't federated where you are yet.

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pewgar_seemsimandroid 1 point 3 years ago

welp i am completely fine with lemmy.blahaj.zone except the german posts

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TeamAssimilation 7 points 3 years ago

He's a celebrity of a very very very small niche!

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TheVampireSaga 7 points 3 years ago

I wonder if I have some of the highest score besides the admins

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igetzerobread 5 points 3 years ago

can I have a selfie?

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tsl 6 points 3 years ago

Numbers, Mason! What do they mean?

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LordNicodemus 5 points 3 years ago

Mfw who the fuck are you lmao

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mean_bean279 5 points 3 years ago

Bro, FR FR. 👌🏼👌🏼🔥

Just remember where you started from.

My shit post did surprisingly well for just starting to contribute on here. Gotta build up the community so that no one feels like they’re missing out by switching, or keeping them on here longer.

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Fezz 4 points 3 years ago

First person to post OG country all/04k content wins. I'm to lazy, litterially the only reason Im not on Reddit.

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smoll_pp_operator 4 points 3 years ago

Does lemmy pay in McDonald's chicken nuggets?

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Fezz 3 points 3 years ago

First person to post OG country all/04k content wins. I'm to lazy, litterially the only reason Im not on Reddit.

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n2o 1 point 3 years ago

Did you mean countryball/40k?

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MentalEdge 3 points 3 years ago
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Datas_Cat_Spot 1 point 3 years ago

Hey, could you autograph my comment?

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Seven 3 points 3 years ago

Here I am nnah , now calm down everyone- I know you are starstuck 8:3

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some_realness 2 points 3 years ago

i could go my whole life without ever seeing pepe the frog again btw, I recommend leaving him at the corner when you move.

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Moc 2 points 3 years ago
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sixfold 2 points 3 years ago

Feels good man

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macawire 1 point 3 years ago

It’s like when we had YikYak on college campuses.

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sidtirouluca 1 point a year ago

im famous too 🌝

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goat -3 points 3 years ago

test

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